DEADLY SCARECROW

Jokes:

An engineer dies and goes to hell. The engineer starts starts fixing the toilets so they flush properly. Then he gives hell computers and TVs. Finally, he fixes the thermostat. God is horribly angry about the growing comfort level in hell says to Satan, "If you don't reduce the comfort level and get rid of that engineer I'll sue! To which Satan says "Uh-huh. And just where are you going to get a lawyer.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger, then it hit me.

Rehab is for quiters!

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars and sky, and I thought to myself, "Where is the ceiling!"

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day, but set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

I dream of a world were chikens can cross the road with out being asked there motif.

A termite went into a bar and asked, "Is the bar tender here?"

A man goes to school to became a monk. He is forced to take the silent oath. Every year he can only say two words. After the first year he says, "Food bad." After the second year he says "Bed itchy." And after the third year he says I quite. The head monk says in response, "That's no surprise, you've been complaining ever since you got here!"

I WILL ADD MORE JOKES ANOTHER DAY. I JUST WANTED TO KEEP YOU ENTERTAINED WITH THESE ONES!

RIDDLES: PLEASE SEND ME THE ANSWER IF YOU KNOW IT I WILL RESPOND AND TELL YOU IF YOU'RE RIGHT OR WRONG.

1) You are out camping and you need four gallons of water for your meal. The problem is you only have a five gallon jug and a three gallon jug and there is a river nearby. Some how you must get exactly four gallons of water using the five and three gallon jugs and the river. There is no special trick to this and you can't guess the amount of water in the jugs.

2) You are a farmer and you are traveling with your fox, chicken, and corn. You come to a river and need to cross. There is a boat in the water that will transport two things over. (You and either the fox, chicken, or corn.) If you leave the fox and the chicken alone the fox will eat the chicken. If you leave the chicken and the corn alone the chicken will eat the corn. How can you transport the chicken, fox, and corn using a boat that only carries to things. You have to be in the boat to move one of the animals or corn across the river.

FARMER I BOAT that I

FOX I only transports RIVER I OTHER SIDE

CHICKEN I you and 1 other thing I

CORN I I

THERE WILL BE MORE RIDDLES

I am currently writing my first story for Fan FIction. It is a Batman story called Batman and the Menaces of Gotham Story 1: Comedy That Kills. This story is about the old batman villian named Scarface. Scarface is a puppet that Arnold Wesker a crazy schitsophrenic (hope I spelled that right here it is in my story) maniac controls. At the end of the ventriloquist's performance he shoots into the crowd killing the audience. Can Batman stop this notorious villian before he kills more people. This story if it sounds interesting to you will hopefully be out in two to six days so keep your eyes peeled Batman fans.

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