Hey peoples! That includes all you aliens/vocaloids/countries/other personified crapholes, too.

KK! Here's a little bit about m-oh I can't do this...

Well I DID have a almost finished profile, but then suddenly this stupid web page came up and I lost ALL that work. AHHHH!! Soo I'm just going to put my quotes and copy pastes on there all jumbled up. But I would take the time to look through them if I were you. Then again if I was I'd also scream my head off then ram a truck into a police station and steal their donuts. Sooooooo... Quotes AND Copy Pastes! (No one gets it... NO ONE.)

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile!!!

FactsOfLife

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Be insane . . . because well behaved girls never made history.

People are like Slinkies. Basically Useless, and yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down stairs

Shins: a device used for finding hard funiture in the dark.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance?

Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?

The cops never find it as funny as you do.

When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” Don’t answer him

Dear heart. I met a boy today. Prepare to shatter.

5. If life gives you lemons, then write REALLY awesome fanfics about them.

7. "I reject your reality, and substitute my own!" - Adam, Mythbusters

“I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.”

9. “I SWEAR IRONY IS ONE OF THE HOMUNCULI AND HE’S FOLLOWING ME EVERYWHERE!” Hi Irony, nice to meet you. I'm Gluttony .

10. You know you’re a pyromaniac/Hetalian when the word "spontaneous" makes you think of spontaneous combustion, which makes you think of explosions, which leads to Hollywood, which leads to MR. AMERICA... Hearts. All da hearts.

11. My friend, I come from the land of the insane and strange, do not worry for me. For I'M HAVING A BALL. - ?

13. Hermy, you look like something Crookshanks threw up. Hehehe-- OW! THAT'S MY GOOD ARM! - XD (Alfie: Yeah it's HP. 'SPHEAL WITH IT.)

15. I did not just escape from the insane asylum; those sirens are a complete coincidence!

16. Your best friend isn’t the person who bails you out of jail; they are the one who’s sitting next to you saying, ‘That was awesome!’

17. I'LL STAB U IN TEH EYE WITH A HOT FRENCH FRY!! - Foamy, neurotically yours XP

18. "Holding a grudge is like keeping a torn in your side. News Flash: Thorns suck."

19. "Everyone's entitled to be stupid... but you are abusing your privilige."

20. Last night I played a blank tape at full blast, and the mime next door went nuts.

36.“Heaven won’t take me and hell’s afraid I’ll take over.”

38.'Everyday I think people can't get any stupider. Everyday I'm proven horribly wrong.'

41."When you're blue, a good friend will ask what's wrong. A true friend will try to dislodge what's chocking you."

"Diamonds are a girls best friend... because they're shaper than knives." - Belarus

"I didn't loose my mind, I sold it on eBay."

"I dont suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minuet of it."

"Every time you act stupid, the bunny hits his head. Please think of the bunny!"

"Dude, when I said 'I'd hit that', I meant with my car." - Alfie (Iggy: *glare*) (Al: Whaaaaat? I didn't say that...) (Friend: *confused* Yeah, you di-) (DUDE, this page's, like, COUNTRIES ONLY Get lost.)

"I'm the type of girl who will laugh at a scary movie, but screams bloody murder when toast pops out the toaster."

"But I need tacos! I need them or I'll EXPLODE. That happens to me sometimes..." - If you don't know, you don't get to 'splode.

"It's only rape if you forget to yell 'surprise' first. If you do, then… it's surprise sex." (Frenchie, that's no excuse for your behavior.)

Cookies were made for hurting people. - Oliver (Those 2Ps...)

Don't piss me off. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

‘FINE’ is an acronym for Fucked up, Idiotic, Neurotic, and Emotional. I am very fine, thank you.

"I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless."

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. When you argue with yourself and LOSE is when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Denial (this isn't happening to me!) Anger (why is this happening to me?) Bargaining (I promise I'll be a better person if...) Depression (I don't care anymore) Acceptance (I'm ready for whatever comes) The five stages of...something.

Well, the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.

Never do anything you don't want to explain to the paramedics.

If gum, duct tape, and a baseball bat can't fix it, you've got a serious problem.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on. Or is Russia.

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I live there and really don't want to see you everyday.

You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.

"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? I wanna know who's drinking my damn soda."

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross roads without having their morals questioned.

"Nobody move! I dropped my heart." - Russia

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

Never knock on Death's door; just ring the bell and run away. Death really hates that.

Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think disclaimers are the most annoying thing ever copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, then congrats; you've become one with Mother Russia, da.

There's a light in every tunnel, just hope it's not a train.

A room without a book is like a body without a soul.

If aliens are looking for intelligent life, WHY ARE YOU SCARED??

I couldn't fix your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! You lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts after using this product.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: May cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: Keep out of children.
(Other Asians: *backing away slowly*)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to outer space.) (Alfie: Aww...)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: Contains nuts.
(But no peas?)

On an Amerian Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.
(Iggy: "Typical." Alfie: "At least I didn't get kicked off my airline by going around fla-" "WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT.")

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Sweden can do this. You are not as boss as Sweden.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Alfie: No. Being a hero does. Right, guys? Nation: Right! *all fly off into the sunset*) (Yeah, we can fly, mofos. Can you fly?)

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy and Paste if you hate it when you run out of things to COPY AND PASTE!!!