"Neither can live while the other survives..." Yeah, that sounds like Harry Potter, alright. Except no, it really doesn't. In this story, we choose a far more likely candidate than Harry Potter for the prophecy.

As the saying goes, you should never back a rat into a corner, for then they have no choice but to fight. Draco Malfoy's taking the other option. You know, where you go through the wall.

Not going to school would have been way too much effort, and besides, Harry had promised that since last year was a bit boring, he was going to not try to avoid everything this year..

Instead of a grim, Sirius Black had a different Animagus form, one that Harry adopted as his new pet. The result of a Reddit prompt.

The time turner around Harrys neck shattered sending his soul back in time; where his body could not go. When Harry finds himself in a ten year old body; in his aunts garden he vows to do things right this time and save everyone he lost. First he needs to make his friends into the new Marauders and convince the sorting hat to unite him with his own alternative to Sirius Black.

Warning: This fanfic consists of scenes of extreme stupidity among four lifelong friends (Leo, Percy, Jason, and Frank) who compete to embarrass each other. Inspired by the show, 'Impractical Jokers.' Basically, they all go around in various (ridiculous) contests and end up humiliating themselves.

In a world with a pragmatic, intelligent Voldemort, Harry discovers that he has the power to live, die and repeat until he gets it right.

AU/AO: [HG/SS] What-if Story. Hermione Granger gets erased due to a badly phrased, vague, and bitter wish. She is Hermione Granger no more. Now, thanks to Ron, she is Hermione Ankaa Black, sister of Sirius & Regulus Black, & member of the Noble and Most Ancient House of Black. Now what is she going to do? Multiple pairings in later chapters, and JP starts out as a rampaging jerk.

Can a merperson fall in love with a human?

Just a short oneshot in which little Teddy annoys his godfather.

Just what the Hell has Malfoy gotten himself into this time? Sixth year, and it's another bet. But this one isn't like all the others. For one thing, it was Goyle's idea...

Seized by Voldemort at the end of his fifth year, in the Department of Mysteries, Harry was transformed into a cat and sent tumbling through time. Armed with nothing except teeth and claws, Harry has to handle the threat posed by Tom Riddle and his teenage followers. He intends to stop the genius young Dark Lord and sabotage him at every turn...in the form of a cat. Sounds simple?

A run in with Harry and Ron leaves Draco in an unusual condition. While trying to find help, he discovers a secret the Head Girl has been hiding. Light Hearted One Shot.

During the summer before sixth year, Harry finds an injured bat in the garden and decides to try to heal it...and an unwilling Snape learns just what kind of a person Harry Potter really is. No slash.

Severus decides to take a private training with Minerva, and discovers she isn't the Deputy Headmistress for nothing.

Bored and desperate for entertainment, Apollo follows Aphrodite's plan by shooting an arrow to Camp Halfblood that forces all the demigods to blurt out the truth. Love confessions, revelations and hilarity ensues when the demigods have no choice but to say what's really on their mind! On Olympus, the gods make amusing commentary as they watch the chaos unfold. Multiple pairings.

After an explosive argument between Jason and Leo, Hera decides it's time for the others to fully understand Leo Valdez. But I don't think anyone - including Leo - is too keen for her idea. But, she is a goddess... A fun fanfic I dreamed up in Maths. Rated T because it's better than coffee. Enjoy. Spoilers for House of Hades. Part I of the Split Series!

One fine day, Persephone decides to file for divorce. Zeus ends up becoming the judge of the madhouse-erm, court. Athena and Hera battle it out, lawyer-style. Aphy is betting, Hades is sleeping, Demeter is swearing and Zeus just wants something for his migraine. 100% pure crack. Re-revamped. Complete. [Now in Italian!]

From the torture of Yule Balls, to being laughed at by first years, watching far too many Muggle films and apparating to remote islands, it seems I'm incapable of even a week of normality. But, hey, that's the way I like it. My name is Meg, and here's a series of madness. Warning! Contains smirks and sneering.

You put in a jealous Hera and a vengeful Annabeth, you get the Stolls to unleash their full prankster, you ensure Zeus is caught in the crossfire...You get a fiasco which makes Aphrodite and a few other gods sit back, relax and enjoy as the show unfolds.

Act 2: Umbridge vs. Snape. A Ravenclaw seeks vengeance against Prof. Snape, while Dolores Umbridge is ruling Hogwarts. Rated M for references to historical events. Question for story readers: Which Hogwarts' ghosts would you like to see in a play?

I once thought my 7th year at Hogwarts was going to be fun and carefree. Well, I guess I really am the stupidest Ravenclaw ever. Sneering Slytherins are now replaced by deranged Death Eaters, and with my inability to behave, I think I'm in in trouble.

Everyone's got secrets. Especially the Children of Limitless Ability; and these secrets mingled with amazing powers aren't so good…Read and find out what they are...Rated T for safety.

There's always that one question- "what if?" What if things were different? What if something had changed? Here are some un-connected drabbles on the various what-if's of Shapeshifter. Various pairings, genres and characters.

Is Hermione's greatest fear really failing her exams? What if her deepest fear is something far darker and more terrifying?

Harry is curious about the locked door Mrs. Figg warned him never to open... I got into the Halloween spirit early this year.

"My mother wore black the day she murdered my father..." Severus Snape/Eileen Prince.

Sneering Slytherins, riddling mysteries, mysterious riddles, irritating girls and back-chatting doorknockers. Some parts of Hogwarts never change. What's a girl to do? My name is Meg. And this is my Hogwarts.

HBPcompliant rewrite of Time For Me. Voldemort has a sinister plot to catch Harry out of bounds and cast a spell to send him back two hundred years, but all does not go as planned and Harry isn't as gone as he'd thought...

Post DH: Fred is a ghost with a curse on his head. Now in order to save his soul, the twins must solve a series of murder mysteries that will lead them to a dangerous secret stretching deep into the vault of the Founders' history. Fred x OC, George x Luna

Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.

A wizard, Richard Goodfellow, from the world of Harry Potter finds himself in a world where dragons talk and magic is done differently. Maybe a one-shot, maybe not.

One ancient, evil talisman. One eurasian otter. One albino ferret. Result: a whole mess of trouble for the Head Girl & Boy. FIC CHALLENGE. A/U, 7th Year. One-shot. Draco Malfoy x Hermione Granger. Slytherin-centric:Blaise,Theo,etc. Romance/Humor. COMPLETE

A collection of unrelated short stories. Latest one: Draco goes to a movie.

Power Dark Lord knows not. Something unique to Harry saved him from an attack by the worst wizard tyrant in centuries. Albus put traumatized boy in a picnic basket, and left him on Aunt's doorstep in the dead of night, note attached, of course. Riiight.

The Cola's are given homework. They each get the name of someone in their class, and they have to write a letter to them, using things they know about that person. The other person wont read it so it's just a bit of fun, right? Credit goes to Ali Sparkes.

COMPLETE! Lucius becomes a benefactor for an excellent cause. Story line includes events from Philosopher's Stone. Final chapter: The Decisions of Lucius Malfoy

A healer from St. Mungo's is called to Malfoy Manor. One-shot.

“...take the steps I have suggested, and you will be remembered, in office or out, as one of the bravest and greatest Ministers of Magic we have ever known.” - Albus Dumbledore – Goblet of Fire

You have to mean an Unforgivable Curse for it to work, but what if someone else means her spell more?

The war against Voldemort never reached America, but all is not well there. When 11-year-old Alexandra Quick learns she is a witch, she is plunged into a world of prejudices, intrigue, and danger. Who wants Alexandra dead, and why?

A 'Harry goes to Azkaban' story. Convicted for releasing the Basilisk from the Chamber of Secrets, Harry is put into a cell next to the most feared wizard in the world, Sirius Black. AU 3rd year, canon pairings, no Deathly Hallows.

Three ghosts have joined the Hogwarts' gang since the last Revue. If Tom Voldy Riddle is stuck in the same place as Moaning Myrtle, is it hell?

Hermione spends an unusual day at Hogsmeade Hall, serving at the Expiated Leprechaun Convention. Oneshot. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Some Valentine Days are worse than others. Oneshot.

What happens when Harry spikes Ron and Hermione's morning pumpkin juice with Felix Felicis in an attempt to bring them closer together? oneshot, RHr

ONESHOT Features young Minerva McGonagall and a love that would last forever... or so she thought.