"What are you going to do, walk up to Malfoy and say, 'I know you've been an utter prat for almost five years but do you think you can stick your cock up my arse, so that I won't die a virgin?" Ron asked with a resigned sigh. Before Harry could so much as roll his eyes, a new voice spoke up. "What an intriguing offer." The drawling voice had their eyes widening in horror. SLASH

Elijah wants his siblings to partake in a Family Game Night each week in an effort to bring them together as a family again. Unfortunately, a Game Night with The Originals tends to cause a bit of chaos!

By 9:00 a.m., she had broken a heel, lost her cell phone, and been the victim of a coffee catastrophe. By 9:30 a.m. she had "borrowed" the NSA mainframe. By 10:00 a.m., she was engaged to Oliver Queen. Really, it was all in a day's work. Plotty, fluffy fun with a side dish of heart. Part 18: "Putting on a Show for Justin Timberlake"

The lonely Duke of Devonshire finds a battered beauty on a country lane. When this overlooked 'country nobody' turns out to be anything but, the ton is in for a surprise! Please Review And Tell Me What You Think **Now ReUploading A Cleaner, Edited Version!**

This was not part of the plan. Not one of them ever planned on this happening, and they certainly didn't plan on it happening here.

Or: Ten times Fratboy!Oliver tries cheesy pick-up lines on Goth!Felicity, but she's not having any of it. But then, one time he uses a good one. Plus, a few bonus drabbles because this was so much fun!

A spell gone awry sends present day Klaus to 1475 and 1475 Klaus to present day. Caroline is NOT pleased. Established KC, Time travel AU.

When Klaus moves to the small town of Mystic Falls in Virginia, he meets headcheerleader, Caroline Forbes, at a High School football game. What does fate have in store for them? AU/AH.

The team crash lands in 1986 and the Waverider is damaged nearly beyond repair. It's going to take time to get the ship running again, if that's even possible, so in the meantime the team needs a cover story for who they are and how they know each other. But how long will they be stranded before some lines between being teammates and being a family start to blur?

Oliver Queen is given a ultimatum by his parents, graduate college or be disowned. He wouldn't have ever guessed that his parent's decision would be the best thing to ever happen to him. Olicity. College!AU.

It's one thing to resist him. It's entirely another to resist who he used to be – and keep her feelings for them both straight.

Killian Jones knows whenever Emma's time of month is due. He's marked it on his calendar so he can buy her chocolates, flowers and tissues whenever that time comes along. Now, he doesn't need to look at his calendar anymore. He just knows. So when Killian turns up at their house with a box of chocolates, Emma has to question why he's on time but her period isn't.

Caroline lost everything, except her golden heart. Klaus is a rich, selfish man, who thinks he has it all. One night their worlds will collide. A story about struggle, love and art. AH Klaroline.

Cursed with legs by a witch as the gods were unmade, Caroline is a relic of ancient times. Bored and lonely, her interest is peaked by the newest predators in the world - vampires. And in particular, Klaus Mikaelson, with his monsters teeth and the wolf caged in his blood.

AU. His eyes shone in adoration and awe. "You have absolutely no idea how beautiful you are, do you? No clue how you continuously test my morals and self-restraints every single bloody day."

Emma Swan isn't a middle schooler. So why is she receiving notes from a secret admirer? She's also definitely not a romantic person. So why is she writing back? Modern!AU Captain Swan, with side orders of Snowing and Frankenwolf. Updated with second epilogue.

How can Killian Jones ask his aggressively aloof neighbor on a date without making her uncomfortable? And how can he ensure that he doesn't default to having a one-night stand with her? His unusual solution: announce his affections anonymously and hope for the best. Companion piece to With Affection from Killian's point-of-view.

AU. "Perhaps you and I could discuss our heists over dinner sometime," he echoed the words first spoken to her those months before. "And then settle our differences over dessert, preferably with you spread out on my bed and writhing underneath me."

It was finally happening. There, in the light of his bathroom, was the last thing Regina's curse had deprived him of. Prince Charming, husband of Snow White and father to Emma and Neal, hero and friend, had found a grey hair. [Captain Charming[ [For kat2609's birthday!] [One-shot]

Killian Jones is one drunken mistake from never setting foot on a movie set again. Enter Emma Swan, the woman his manager has paid to pretend to date him and clean up his image. It seems straightforward enough...but there's always trouble with faking it. CaptainSwan.

Elizabeth and Jane Bennet are coerced by their mother into participating in a reality show starring none other than William Darcy. Elizabeth's one goal is to be the first bachelorette to get kicked off the show. Will Mr. Darcy grant her wish or somehow convince her to stay? Elizabeth/ Darcy, Jane/ Bingley, Charlotte/ Fitzwilliam pairings. Beta'd by Ivy2010.

Elijah muses on the personalities of his younger siblings while explaining flowery insults to Caroline. Mentions of Klaroline. A one-shot that takes place in the universe of my story "La Belle et la bete". Rating for language.

What happens when a humanity-less Caroline Forbes is trapped in New Orleans in the midst of Dahlia's plan? How will the Original Hybrid react? Strippers, Brazilian waxes, and hi jinx oh my!

Felicity notices some interesting developments during their first week in their new home. (Note: This story has been kicking around for a while and I just realized I hadn't posted it here yet. Doing it now in the event you are not reading elsewhere.) Thanks for reading! As always, I do not own these characters!

Based on the prompt "You jog shirtless past my house every morning". NB- I might continue this, if I'm ever so inclined.

Oliver meets a very drunk Felicity and then everyone is trying to be a matchmaker - except Oliver. He's being blackmailed to be one. (Felicity wasn't drunk. She wasn't. She would know if she was and she knew that she wasn't. At least that was what she thought. - How Felicity Smoak makes fun of Oliver Queen, because the star quarterback can't get a girl.)

A series of not-to-be-taken-seriously drabbles about what could happen if Caroline went to New Orleans. Rated M for later chapters.

AU. Matt coughed uncomfortably. "Caroline, this is Klaus Mikaelson, President of The Originals. Klaus, this is Caroline Forbes."

"He was with me." The words rushed out of Felicity's mouth in that out of control way they always did. She kicked herself mentally right after she said it... When Oliver's secret is about to be discovered, Felicity is forced to tell a lie to cover for him. Only problem is neither of them thought about the consequences of living a lie that could be turning into the truth. Olicity

Klaus is in a deep sleep and Elijah's only hope is the blonde vampire who has switched her humanity off! Klaroline with a Jealous Cami ;)

Caroline is the workaholic Chief Marketing Officer for an incredibly successful cosmetics company, and, as a favor to her best friend, she hires Rebekah's older brother Klaus as her new admin. Through a combination of coffee runs, awkward emails, and social media catastrophes, she might find time in her life for something (or someone) other than work. Klaroline workplace AU/AH.

When Emma Swan gets an invitation to her ex's wedding, she isn't expecting to find it still hurts. Determined not to "lose the break-up", Emma recruits the snarky Irishman she chases down bail jumpers with, to assist her in her somewhat ill-conceived plan to save face. Absolutely nothing could go wrong, right? Captain Swan AU. M for swears.

AU/AH-Klaus is an art thief that was after the Royal Bird, 38 carats of exquisite diamond...until it was snatched out from under his nose by the Shadow. Caroline Forbes was the divine creature that flirted with him at the ball. And if there's one thing about Klaus? He's territorial. Klaroline Wednesday prompt. 3 parts.

One week after the Netherfield Ball, Lizzy receives a letter from Georgiana Darcy informing her that Mr. Darcy is gravely ill and asking for her to come to London to be with him.

AU/AH - Klaus owns a comic book store and Caroline is the pretty little thing that moves into the retail space next door. Light and fluffy, to go with all the doom and gloom that's been popping up lately! Rated M...because you know me...it'll get smutty before you know it. *snickers*

Oliver and Felicity return home after a parent-teacher conference to talk to their 5 year old son about his behavior in school. Sequel to "Kindergarten Conference."

Oliver and Felicity are called in for a parent-teacher conference after their son has a particularly interesting day at school.

After three months of Killian going on about some girl named Swan, Liam gets impatient with waiting for his little brother to introduce him to his girlfriend, and decides to take matters into his own hands. ...In a suitably embarrassing way to punish him for the delay, of course.

Damon and co want to get the town rid of the Originals but Caroline doesn't want that because she may or may not have started something with a certain original. So she makes up a plan of her own.

Emma and Henry say goodbye to their friends and family and escape Storybrooke as Regina's magic defeats Pan's curse and sends everyone back to the Enchanted Forest. Or at least that was what was supposed to happen, but when Emma wakes up the next morning, she discovers that something went very wrong with the plan.

After killing Mikael, the Originals decide to stay in Mystic Falls and be a family. The Mikaelson's love and hate each other in equal measure, despite all the drama and death threats. They are finally a family, always and forever, but what is family without a little drama? Klaus/Caroline Kol/Bonnie

Its been six years since the Granger Family have seen Hermione and her parents. But at this reunion the once bushy haired girl has disappeared and the successful, rich, gorgeous and smart girl that arrives shock her whole family. And she's engaged to WHO?

Caroline and Klaus wake up human in another reality due to a spell. Oh, and they're married, which is absolutely the worst, until it isn't.

When Felicity gets invited to her college friend's wedding she asks Oliver to go with her. Add unresolved sexual tension and the fact that all of Felicity's friends believe Oliver is her boyfriend, and you have the making for a memorable wedding weekend. Felicity x Oliver

Oliver and Felicity's relationship doesn't look as innocent from other people's perspectives. Short stories of how they handle it in various occasions. ["Everyone Can See It" trope]

When Caroline makes an innocent wish into a magical well, she never imagines the consequences that will follow. Now she's stuck in a never-ending time loop and forced to relive events she thought were in the past. Rated M for future chapter.

Caroline and Elena accidentally get sent back to when the Originals are still human. Perceptions change, but how can they get back to the future without changing the past? Follows both events in the past, and the present. There will be a lot of relationships developed throughout this story, some will be romantic and some will be about friendship. Klaroline, Bekah/Care/Elena frship

Felicity gets an invitation to her five-year class reunion. When Oliver tries to insist she go, she somehow ends up on a plane to Boston with a fake boyfriend.

They were nothing but two strangers living together now. Power, money and everything that came with it changed him and she couldn't recognize the man she once loved in him anymore until one tragic night changed everything. Fate delivered them a second chance, she just didn't know if it would be enough. Human Klaroline AU/AH

It's been weeks since Tyler fled Mystic Falls in fear of Klaus' wrath. Caroline missed him terribly, and when a rushed phone call makes her fearful that Klaus will find Tyler sooner rather than later, she must once again be the blonde distraction . . . on a whole new scale. Klaroline. Rated M for future chapters. Set after 4X15.

After defeating the Wicked Witch and returning to the Enchanted Forest, a prince arrives with the goal of winning Emma's hand in marriage. He attempts to snare her with a love potion, but Hook intervenes and winds up activating the potion himself, causing Emma to fall in love with him. The effect is temporary, but it's going to be a hell of a ride until it wears off. Captain Swan.

The story of the time when, reeling from being stood up on a blind date, Felicity sort of accidentally hits on the guy brooding on the barstool next to hers, and adventures ensue.

Complete. To get anywhere, you have to go somewhere. Caroline snuck out of Mystic Falls to take a leap of blind faith into the big, bad world—and she succeeded. Yet Klaus was never really far behind. Thus began a relationship as complicated, consuming, and emotionally fraught as it ever was. AU after Tyler left Mystic Falls, no Hayley (EVER).

AU, Set in the 14th Century. Klaus sees a beautiful woman try to stand up for herself, he becomes enamored with her, and wants to make her his. Caroline is unsure what to think when she catches the eye of the powerful Lord Niklaus, but she doesn't think she can stay away, and doesn't want to.

Caroline is only human, so she does dumb things sometimes. Like sleeping with the enemy, accidentally sending herself to the past, and then coming back with something unexpected. How is she going to explain this one?

(au) Oliver runs into his high school crush, Felicity Smoak, at a charity gala and he finally gets his chance to win the girl of his dreams.

Having someone drop by her apartment without calling first was never a big deal for Felicity...but now she needs time to hide the good looking men who spend far too much time there. PART 2 UPLOADED-Oliver meets the parents. PART THREE-Superhero reveals and the grandkids.

Oliver and Felicity's relationship through the eyes of various characters. Friendship with implied romance. Includes Walter, Detective Lance, Laurel, Thea and Diggle.

How will everyone react when Caroline and Kol become unlikely friends? Set during season 4. Klaroline & Kennett

When Felicity needs a date to her cousin's wedding, Oliver comes to her rescue. As the weekend progresses changes in their relationship develop. Began as another trope and turned into a beast of it's own. Rated M for later chapters.

Former 'Tropes#6: the baby trope'. Post season 1. When Tommy Merlyn's child shows up at the doorstep of Verdant abandoned by her mother, Oliver and Felicity agree to pose as her parents. In the process of raising Tommy's daughter, they grow closer to each other.

Oliver and Felicity wake up married in Las Vegas. But it's not what you think... It's memory loss and fake relationships and diamond heists and dealing with inquisitive journalists. Cross-posted from AO3

The Mikaelson family had a saying. "Love beyond family is the greatest weakness. We do not feel and we do not care." It was a code he lived by. So why did he save the girl? Klaus / Caroline.

"Henry! What. Did. You. Do?" Henry looked up at his grandparents with his best innocent puppy face, then at his mother and Captain Hook, who were still preoccupied by a heavy makeout session against the bar. "…It was only a little bit of potion…" Based on an anonymous prompt from Tumblr.

Darcy makes plans to propose at Rosings, but things don't go quite the way he expects.

Hermione keeps apparating to land on top of an amused Aidan Lynch. But Hermione's known how to apparate for years! Is an odd quirk of Veela blood what's actually causing the problem? Or is it just a malicious spell?

The girls come up with a plan to send Caroline back in time to kill Klaus before he ever arrives in Mystic Falls. But it turns out their plan won't be as simple as they thought. Especially when Caroline gets stuck in the past & only has Klaus to rely on.

Caroline Forbes is returning to Mystic Falls for the first time in 5 years. She had only one task: stay long enough for her best friend, Stefan's wedding and then get out of dodge. But whether it comes in the form of jealous ex's, meddling siblings, or the handsome mysterious brother of the bride-to-be, she's realizing that some plans don't always go according to plan. AU/AH

Killian has lost the will to live. Emma walks into his life and turns everything upside down.

What if Darcy hadn't said, "She is tolerable." What if instead he had said...

"Did you just quote a Michael Jackson song?" During her first official date with Mr. William Darcy, Lizzie comes to learn a lot about the former enigma and his world. LBD Universe. Rating to be safe.

"The Holiday" Klaroline style: Caroline and Rebekah are 2 miserable single girls down on luck with love who home exchange for the holidays... Both end up getting more than than just a little holiday spirit... AU: Klaroline & Mabekah

LBD-verse. Darcy overhears a conversation which changes his first impression of Lizzie and Jane. Re-uploaded with a different rating.

Klaus is a hero of war who has trouble dealing with the memories his service has left. Caroline lives in the apartment below his, wondering where all the shouting is coming from, and why. Will the little blonde be the answer to stopping all the nightmares of the former soldier? AU/AH.

A/U Niklaus is a professional hitman waiting for the right moment to finally confront his father. Caroline is the girlfriend of a dangerous druglord whose partners are sick of his underhanded schemes. He never expected for her to be more than part of the job.

Elijah has a plan to send Caroline back in time to change Klaus' fate. His plan did not include Kol trying to seduce her as well as as his own past self trying to get rid of her. Will the original family embrace her or end her life before Klaus learns what she means to him. Klaroline.

Post Season 3 Finale; The Five Times Elena Saves Elijah from Floozies, and the One Time She Doesn't. Elena/Elijah.

Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.

Trying to find out which Original the gangs bloodline leads to, Bonnie produces a spell that sends Caroline into the past; learning more about Klaus and uncovering secrets she never expected, Caroline begins to realize that nothing is merely coincidence.

On her way to visit the Gardiner's, Lizzy finds herself stranded when her car in breaks down. A thunderstorm approaching, she has no choice but to take refuge at a nearby house, even when she finds out the owner is someone she unfortunately already knows

Elena accidentally asks for her soul mate. What happens when magic delivers 1864 Human Damon? How will the Vampire Salvatore brothers deal? Vampire Damon is tortured by intimate memories of Elena. He feels so close yet far away from her. AU1x14 - COMPLETE -

Elizabeth is a gum-snapping Meryton High teen and Darcy just happens to absolutely suck at being affectionate. No big. One-shot! Hay.

Seeing the future is one thing. Knowing how to get there is another. Alice knows that Jasper is the key to something better. If only she can get - and keep - him in her life. Alice and Jasper's story. Reposted by request.

Confusion over Teddy's parentage, explicit fan mail and the added horror of the Durleys at Hogwarts, all the evening after Voldemort's death... hasn't Harry been through enough? Apparently not... :P Canon. Over 17,000 hits! xD Complete.

Is the new Marriage Law a recipe for disaster or happiness? Hermione Granger first has to catch her Slytherin, and then she'll find out. But why does she choose Lucius Malfoy, of all the unlikely candidates?

A fantastic, lovely story with modern twist. An unwilling Elizabeth the teacher and Darcy the shipping heir meet...will they ever get over their pride? Probably not. ....Must review.