Hi!!! I'm *not telling, an 12 year old. I am just a kid*insert pouty face here* So be gentle. I try to avoid cussing- wait, screw(I know this is not a curse word!!!) that.. I don't care.

Fun Fact About Me: I exist

Boredom

7 Ways to annoy Danny Phantom/Fenton

1. Call him a mini fruitloop. 2. Constantly ask him to shoot ice out of his eyes. 3. Act like Vlad. 4. Make a fire and make him put it out about, say, 20 TIMES! 5. Ask him what he was thinking when he stepped into the portal to remove his ghost powers. 6. SHARPIE OUT THE EMBLEM!! 7. Bring in Edna Mode during Identity Crisis, "I REPEAT! NO CAPES!!!!"

A white man said "colored people are not allowed here".
A black man stood up and said "listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK.
When I grew up I was BLACK.
When I'm sick I'm BLACK.
When I go in the sun I'm BLACK.
When I'm cold I'm BLACK.
When I die I'll be BLACK.
But you sir,
When you were born you were PINK.
When you grow up your WHITE.
When your sick your GREEN.
When you go in the sun your RED.
When your cold your BLUE.
And when you die you turn PURPLE.
And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.
Put this on your page if you HATE racism

The "You no like, you no read" club: If you believe that people who don't like someone's story should simply not read it instead of posting cruel and hateful reviews, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Alicia's Purple Velvet Purse, changelingchild, crimsonchidori, SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura, cherryredblossom,BLOSSOMHEARTXOXO, Kagome-Loves-Kouga, Jessica01, Jidt, Horseluvr14, I'mdancinonthefloorforacartoon,Timmylover,Silent Phantom gal, Clockwork's Apprentice, QueenofHearts7378, StarlitDreamer12

NORMAL PEOPLE/HTTYD FANS:

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast.

HTTYD FANS: will tell Thor to make a storm

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!

HTTYD FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings

HTTYD FANS: won't go to one because they will take away your awesomeness of being yourself!

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!

HTTYD FANS: say shut up or my dragon will burn you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that HTTYD fans are crazy

HTTYD FANS: know that normal people aren't themselves

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!

HTTYD FANS: when being chased call their dragon for help

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms

HTTYD FANS: yell NIGHT FURY, GET DOWN!

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation

HTTYD FANS: would try and find Berk

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile

HTTYD FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

NORMAL PEOPLE: On a bad day will say "Today is just not my day."

HTTYD: will say "The Gods Hate Me!

No stupid questions

Mr. Lancer: Now before I continue are there any questions? And remember, there are no stupid questions!

Danny: If the police caught a mime, do they tell him that he has the right to remain silent?

Sam: What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Tucker: Is there another word for synonym?

Dash: What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Paulina: Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have an "S" in it?

Kwan: If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented?

Star: Why do they put braille on the drive-through bank machines?

Valerie: Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot them?

Here's what ya do: mark your answers with a little 'x' in the () if its true, but BE HONEST!!! Then copy and paste it onto your profile!

1 (x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking

2 (x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking

3 (x) You have ran into a glass/screen door

4 () You have jumped out of a moving vehicle

5 () You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks

6 (x) You have ran into a tree

7 () It IS possible to lick your elbow

8 (x) You tried to lick your elbow

9 (x) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm

10 (x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen

12 () You have choked on your own spit

13 () You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it...

14 (x) You didn't notice that in the last question 'the' was spelled twice

15 (x) You just looked at it

16 (x) Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde(hey! I'm not THAT bad)

17 (x) A LOT of People have called you slow(sometimes)

18 (x) You have accidentally caught something on fire

19 (x) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes

20 (x) You have caught yourself drooling

21 () You've fallen asleep in class

22 (x) Sometimes you just stop thinking

23 (x) You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about

24 (x) People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you

25 (x) You are often told to use your 'inside voice'

26 () You use your fingers to do simple math

27 () You have eaten a bug

28 (x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.

29 (x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it

30 (x) You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket(in some cases on your head!)

31 (x) You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you, like on a myspace...

32 (x) You break a lot of things

33 () Your friends know not to use big words around you

34 (x) You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused

35 (x) You have fallen out of your chair before

36 (x) When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling/wall.

37 (xxxxxxxxx) The word 'like' is used many times a day.

38 (x) You called a friend and then completely forgot what you were gonna say.

39 (x) You have spelled your name wrong.

40 (x) You have drawn a deformed heart.(always.)

Damn. I suck at life.