Name: None of Your Business

Age:13

My Birfday: September 20

Gender: Female

Country: U.S. of A

Member Since: October 20, 2011

Hi, I'm funkygirl1999! A little about myself is that I love drawing. I also love listening to music (PARAMORE 4EVA!) Here's a list of bands I love: Paramore, Good Charlotte, Linkin Park, Maroon 5, Fall out Boy, Boys Like Girls, Panic! At the Disco, The Veronicas, Skillet, Three Days Grace, Sum 41, Breaking Benjamin, Evanescence, Coldplay, Weezer, Yellowcard, All Time Low, The All American Rejects, the list goes on and on!

I have an obsession with ninjas, just thought I should put that out there :P

I'm a perfectionist, everything I do has to be perfect, but if it's too hard I'll just give up, so I'm like bad at being a perfectionist. I'm left-handed. Hanging out with my friends is another thing I do all the time, I'm known as the crazy/hyper/weird/paranoid one. I'm also a therapist of sorts, whenever my friends have a problem they come to me! One friend even has me on speed dial! What else... I'm a Virgo, and my Chinese Zodiac is the Rabbit :) . My fave anime/manga are: Sailor Moon, Fairy Tale, InuYasha, Bleach, xxHolic, Tokyo Mew Mew, Full Metal Alchemist, Mermaid Melody, DRAGON BALL Z, Yu Yu Hakusho, Soul Eater, Ouran Our High School Host Club,I KNOW I'M FORGETTING ONE!!!!

Anyway, please remember to reveiw my my stories, it means the world to me!

Alright, I'm a big Sailor Moon fan and everyone has their opinion on who Usagi should end up with. My personal opinion is that Usagi and Mamoru have just been through so much together, and they ARE soul mates so I'm fine with them together. But I'm a really big UsagixSeiya fan. Thats because once Chibi-usa came, (don't get me wrong I love her)Usagi and Mamoru found out that they were DEFINETLY going to be married, and they learned about Crystal Tokyo, their relationship got a bit boring. It was OBVIOUS Usagi and Mamoru were meant for eachother and would end up with eachother, but learning about the future just made it dull. That's why I more of a SeiyaxUsagi fan. It's so obvious that he loves her, (though it's the same with Mamoru) and it was something new.

I know we all have our different opinions but WHAT'S WITH THE SEIYAxHARUKA PAIRINGS? Haruka and Michiru care about eachother a whole lot, and it's pretty obvious Seiya is madly in love with Usagi. Besides, SEIYA AND HARUKA HATE EACHOTHER!! Nothing more to it!! Just because they have a rivalry doesn't mean they're secretly in love with eachother! It means THEY HAVE A RIVALRY! No secret meaning!

Thanks for listening to my rant there.

Now time for random profile stuff!

x Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
x Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
x You have ran into a glass/screen door.
You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
x You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
You have ran into a tree.
It IS possible to lick your elbow
x You just tried to lick your elbow.
You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
You just tried to sing them.
You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
x You have choked on your own spit.
You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it
x You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice
x You just looked at it.
Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.
People have called you slow.
You have accidentally caught something on fire
x You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
x You have caught yourself drooling.
You’ve fallen asleep in class
x If someone says “fart” you laugh.
x You just laughed.
Sometimes you just stop thinking
x You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
x People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
x You use your fingers to do simple math.
x You have eaten a bug. (not on purpose, it flew in my mouth & was too stupid to fly out)
x You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
x You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
x You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
x You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.
You break a lot of things.
Your friends know not to use big words around you
x You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused
x You have fallen out of your chair before
When you’re laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

Total - 22 out of 39

-Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.
-Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?
-The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
-"Everything here is eatable, even I am eatable, but that is called cannibalism my dear children and is in fact frowned upon in most societies."
-Your mom looks like Voldemort (oooooh burn)
-Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought
-I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.
-I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends
-Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
-I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
-It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn
-If you hate someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way you are a mile away from them AND you have their shoes.
-They laugh because I'm different...i laugh because they're the same.
-You shall know the truth and the truth shall make you mad- Aldous Huxley
-BRB, I'm busy trying to jump off the roof with the kitchen broom.
-Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS
-"We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box."
-I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow
-"When there's a will, I want to be in it."
- "Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?
- The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory
- He who laughs last didn't get it.
-Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.
-When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
-I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
-Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

33 Things to do in an Elevator:
1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, and then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - And back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, and then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
23. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
24. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
25. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
26. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
27. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
28. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift totting.
29. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
30. Tell people that you can see their aura.
31. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
32. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
33. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

WHO LOOKS SEXY? I DO!

TURTLE MURTLE!!!

HOOT HOOOOOOOOOOOT!

That's so TACKY!!!

TACKY JACKY

TRESPASSERS WILL BE SHOT. Survivors will be shot again.

J: "I used to count the screws on the bus when I was bored."
M: "You COUNTED the screws?"
P: "Oh I remember doing that! I always got really bored before I finished tho."
*Silence*
P: "ARE YOU GUYS COUNTING THE SCREWS?!"
J: "Shhhh, 43, 44, 45..."

2 minutes later

M: "No it was 63!"
J: "64!"
P: "Are you guys argueing about SCREWS?"

YOU'RE A HOBKNOCKER!!!

J: "You know the store Pink, by Victoria's Secret?"
E: "Ya?"
J: "Well I saw some sweats there with an banana on them.
Remember it's VICTORIA'S SECRET, and BANANAS"
P: "So? OH MY GAWD!"
L: "Hu-"
P, L, E: "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH"
*Cafeteria turns and stares*
*Girls blush sheepishly*

DON'T MESS WITH ME, I've got a stick.

Roses are dead, Violets are too, if i knew where you lived, you be dead too.

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night--sometimes

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.

I'm that girl

That girl you ask out twenty times and I say maybe and no and then finally say yes if your my guy-friend.

That girl who will just start laughing her head off out of nowhere.

That girl who will break the silence by saying "Awkward..."and burst out laughing with my best friend.

That girl who will tell some the truth even if they may get their feelings hurt because I respect my friends.

That girl who everyone thinks is annoying as ever(crazy i am call crazy but i am RANDOM!!)and people think should just move.

That girl who is competitive as you could think a girl could be

That girl you wish would stop being crazy(random)for the love of god(tee-hee).

That girl who say's MUSIC IS MY LIFE

10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL

10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

7. Our magazines have horiscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our friends don't say "hi" by punching us in the arm

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing

Wanna learn something 'bout me? Here you go.

Do you swear? It slips out.

Do you like your name? Yes, it's not very common in the U.S so I feel special (There are so many cool and unique names out there, sometimes I wish I had a different name every month so I could "experience" them all, but I love my name.

Were you adopted? No

Siblings? One older sister

Eyes? Light brown

Hair Color? Dark brown

Height? Idk. I could never keep track of my weight or height.

Hobbies? Drawing, singing, hanging with my friends

Fondest Moment? No idea

Proudest Moment Not really sure

Indulgence/Guilty Pleasure? Idk

Black or White? White

Pink or red? Pink

Blue or Light Blue? Light Blue I guess

Die or Kiss a Spider? Kiss a spider. But he has to be non-poisonous, not hairy, and he has to like rainbows.

Die or Lose Your Hearing? Lose my hearing. Living's nice.

Dogs or Cats? BOTH

Hugs or Kisses?Hugs AND Kisses!!!

Happy endings or sad and depressing endings? Happy endings

Summer or Winter? I was born in the Summer... but there's is just something about Winter that's just amayzang

Favorite Smell? Fresh Cookies!

Favorite song? Too many to choose!

First thing you notice in a guy? Smile, eyes and hair

Last thing you ate? Yummy oreo cupcake from this amazing place called Maxie B's

Last person you talked on the phone with? My friend Sammy

Last Thing You Purchased? Cool earmuffs that double as headphones

Last Thing you said? Multi-colored Mom, multi-colored

Last Movie you saw at a movie theater? Can't remember

You wear glasses or contacts? Glasses all the way.

Hat size? I dunno

Shoe size? 7 1/2 women's

Least favorite part on your body? MY FEET!!! and my thighs

Least favorite part about yourself? Didn't I just answer this?

Least Favorite Food(s)? TOMATOES!!! Bananas and Broccoli

Least favorite clothing company? Uuuuuhhhh... Abercrombie and Fitch?

Favorite clothing company? Fave store is Delias and Forever 21 and American Eagle

If you were a crayon what color would you be? Rainbow!!

Do you think you are strong? I'm iffy. I don't have any muscles but I kick REALLY hard

Do you think you are pretty? Honestly? Yes. Obviously no ones perfect but I hate it when people are perfectly gorgeous and think they are ugly.

Do you think? Nooooo, I'm a brainless RETARD!

Would you bungee jump? No thanks. Love heights, makes me feel free, but FALLING makes me queasy.

Would you become a vegetarian? I feel bad when I eat meat, but I love it too much to give it up.

Would you dye your hair a different color? I actually have. I got a pink streak in my hair.

Would you go skinny dipping? Always wanted to. But it would be awkward if other people saw...

When was the last time you cried? Can't remember

When was the last time you hit someone? This morning I kicked my friend in the shin. I admit it. I'm vicious.

When was the last time you were on fanfic? Now?

What do you hate the MOST? When people act like they are better than me. When adults act like they are right because they are older, they think that they can just boss me around. I guess I just hate authority. Not policepeople though. Policepeople are cool.

Who do you hate the most? I don't think I truly hate anyone, but there are people I dislike.

What are you wearing right now? Maroon sweatpants, red tank top with a floralish design, glow-in-the-dark Paramore bracelet that I never take off (earlier I was wearing a Paramore shirt)

What are you listening to right now? Fences by Paramore

What ice-cream flavor do you like the best? Vanilla all the way!!! And mint chocoate chip!

What is your favorite chocolate company? I don't care

Do you have kids? NO I'M 12!!!

Do you unite your shoes after wearing them? No, I sort of just slip them off and... WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THIS???!!!

Do you use sarcasm? Nooooo, Why would I ever use SARCASM?

Girl and Boy:

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.

The iPod Shuffle-

1. Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

1. What is your motto?

Shelter From The Storm- Bob Dylan

2. What do your friends think of you?

My Bloody Valentine- Good Charlotte

3. What do you think about most often?

Fire With Fire- The Letter Black

4. What is 22?

We Are Broken- Paramore

5. What do you think of your best friend?

Come Clean- Hillary Duff

6. What do you think about the person you like?

If I Could Be Where You Are- Enya (some of these songs like this one IDK why they are on my iPod)

7. What is your life story?

Dreams for Plans-Shakira

8. What do you want to be when you grow up?

My Heart- Paramore

9. What do you think when you see the person you like?

So What?- Pink

10. What do your parents think of you?

Hold On- Good Charlotte

11. What will you dance to at your wedding?

Sunrise- Norah Jones (another sond IDK why its on my iPod)

12. What will they play at your funeral?

Hey You- Shakira

13. What is your hobby/interest?

Criminal- Britney Spears

14. What is your biggest secret?

Like I Love You- Justin Timberlake

15. What do you think of your friends?

Costume Makes the Clown- Shakira

16. What is the worst thing that could happen?

Whenever, Wherever- Shakira

17. How will you die?

Misguided Ghosts- Paramore

18.What is the one thing you will regret?

Party at a Rich Dudes House- Ke$ha (I probably would regret this)

19. What makes you laugh?

One In a Million- Ne-Yo

20. What makes you cry?

Baby Got Back- Sir Mix a Lot

21. Will you ever get married?

Born This Way- Lady Gaga

22. What scares you the most?

Lonely- ??

23. Does anyone like you?

Hip-Hop Queen- ??

24. If you could go back in time, what would you change?

We Will Rock You

25. What hurts right now?

Tell Me Something I Don't Know- Selena Gomez

26. What will you post this as?

Timor- Shakira

1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Pariizzle

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Pink Dolphin

3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): I don't have a middle name and I'd rather not give out my street name on the internet

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Falpaosi

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Rainbow Coke

6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): I sort of find this offensive (and i'm not arab)

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Her middle name is too complicated to spell out

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Bootsie

FUN WAYS TO KILL TIME

1.) At a movie theater which arm rest is yours? Both!

2.) If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin? Ummm... Do they have the reciept?

3.) Can a short person "talk down" to a taller person? Nope. They speak up to him.

4.) Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David? Since there special, they get to choose.

5.) How do you handcuff a one-armed man? You cuff his one hand then the other cuff to an angry bull! (or his neck)

6.) In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end? So you can draw pretty, pretty pictures! But the librarian always gets mad for some reason.

7.) Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes? Cuz they're so swag

8.) If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it? MmmmHmmm *does neck roll*

9.) Why Does Pluto live in a dog house, eat dog food, etc. but Goofy, who is also a dog, lives in a condo and drives a car? I've always wondered about that. And I have concluded... RACISM

10.) If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it? Yeah, the projector man gets bored

1) What's your name? Rather not say

2) What do you think you will be doing at age 20? Hopefully going to college

3) What is the air speed velocity of a swallow? WHO CARES

4) Why is 5000 a really high number? ur face

5) How old are you? YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW THAT! 12

6) What are you doing at this very moment? Typing the answer to this stupid quiz

7) Do you live on a farm? No

8)Do you have a ferret? They are sooooooo cute, don't you think?? Yes they are cute but I have a dog

9) Green or blue? Green

10) Gold or Red? Red

11) What books don't you like? idk

12) What's the last book you read? Code Orange

13) What's on your TV RIGHT NOW? Nothing

14) Have you watched The Phantom of the Opera? Nope

15) Who's the last person you talked to, and what did you say? Kevin(who keeps saying his name is Kyle) According to the countdown on Jessica's phone, you have less than 10 minutes before you have implosive diarrea

16) Where are you? My room

17) Look up. Now look back. What do you see? The computer

18) What was the last thing you ate? my face

19) What's your personality like? wehgoiehg
20) Who do you have a crush on? No one

21) What was the last thing you thought? The answer to this question
22) Say "George W. Bush." What pops into your head? old dude

23) You now have a million dollars. What do you do? Give some to my parents. Buy stuff.

24) What scares you? Needles

25) Who do you hate? Hate? idk
26) Have you ever had monkey brains? No Way!

27) How about cow brains, I'm sure you've eaten some of those, no? I MIGHT have, are they good?

28) Have you had a hot dog? Yes, they are very yummy

29) Did you know there's cow brain in hot dogs? So cow brains ARE yummy! There are lots of gross things in hot dogs which is why there so unhealthy but so GOOD

30) Do you think you're going to finish this quiz? yep

31) Reach out and grab the thing closest to you. What is it? My iPod

32) What are you eating/drinking RIGHT NOW? my spit

33) What are you writing now? My answer

34) If you could be any author, who would you be? Naoko Takeuchi

35) If you were Mr. Krabs, would you fire Squidward? Nah I'd make him eat potatoes

36) What are your thoughts on writing? It's cool

37) Do you ever write? Of course!

38) What are your thoughts on Social Studies? ur face

39) On Math? Hate it

40) On Grammar? ugh

41) On Science? umm

42) On eating? The best thing ever

43) On breathing? Great, we need it

44) On cats? Love them

45) On dogs? Love them too.

46) On gym? *smacks ur ugly face*

47) Find a globe. Spin itWhat does it say? who has a globe just lying around? NOT ME

48) What can you hear right now? the radio

49) Have a conversation with the closest thing near you, other than yourself. Who is it, and what did you? My iPod- Me: Hey I sort of like the song you playing right now but I want something else *presses shuffle*

iPod: *plays we are broken by paramore*

50) What happned the last time you were on this computer? ur face

51) Do you think Jack Sparrow is hot? If you are a guy, don't answer A little

52) Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Now open your eyes. What do you see? ur face

53) Type your name with your elbows. What does it look like? p[artikouksxza

54) What's the funniest CLEAN joke you've ever heard? never heard one, all my friends are pervs

55) What movie title best describes your life? What movie title best describes the life you want to live? sailor moon

56) IF you were a rabbit, what country would you like to live in? ummm can I travel to different countries all the time? I want to do that

57) List all the organizations and clubs you've ever been in. Any interesting ones? idk

58) If there was a war between werewolves and vampires, which side would you bet on? Vampires!! XD
59) Have you seen the Naked Brothers Band? yes, sadly. most terrible show i have ever seen (and there music is awful)

60) Not counting airplanes, how high have you been? idk

61) How deep down have you been? idk

62) Are you an alto or a soprano? soprano but now THAT high

63) How many spelling errors have you counted so far? ...I have no idea...

64) Which is creepier: glass covering a swimming pool all of a sudden and you are trapped below it -OR- being attacked by a giant spider? The glass bit

65) You can have brunch with 4 other people. These people have to be alive (well, yea). Who would they be?

Lady Gaga, Haley Williams, Hayo Miyazaki, and my BFF

Extra Credit Question:

If there was a big brawl at brunch, who would remain standing at the end? Me.

66) Have you seen a ghost, Bigfoot, or Nessie? nope

67) What's your worst memory of elementary school? too many... TOO MANY

68) Have you ever called your teacher, "mom?" Yeah

69) What was your MOST embarrassing moment? too embarrassing and recent to say

You Know You Watch Too Much Sailor Moon When...

You want to dress up like a Sailor Scout for Halloween.

You name your cats Luna and Artemis.

You make your own variants on their attacks, "Dish Cleaning Activation!... Palmolive Bubble Blast!".

You get invited to a wedding and think "Oh, cool, I get to dress like Tuxedo Mask.".

You start thinking it's strange that your grandfather is more than three feet tall.

You take your black cat to the arcade(even though it clearly says NO PETS), make the cat tap on the game machine, then you play a taped message of Luna's "Kitty stalks by moonlight..." password phrase from your mini-tape recorder in an attempt to bypass security protocol and to contact Central Command.

You print up Sailor Moon fliers, and leave them in phonebooths, on parked cars, etc... in hopes to recruit more Sailor Moon fans.

You paint your laptop computer blue and put the mercury symbol on top. Then you go around telling people that Sailor Mercury let you borrow her computer.

You sit in class all day dreaming about Sailor Moon.

You are convinced that your teacher is Queen Beryl.

You have pictures of Sailor Moon for your wallpaper in windows

You personally spend hours developing a Sailor Moon expansion set for the popular card game 'Magic: the Gathering'.

You see (TM) beside a trademark and you think to yourself "Why is Tuxedo Mask's signature on that item?"

You wonder how much money it would take to buy DIC and get everything translated.

You use your computers CD-ROM drive more for listening to the Sailor Moon CD, than for playing computer games.

You start up a Sailor Moon fan club at school.

You spend 3 days of your 4 day trip to Japan, just buying Sailor Moon merchandise.

You're standing next to a hot tub at a spa, and when someone turns on the bubbles you freak out because you think its Sailor Mercury trying to communicate.

You wear your new Sailor Moon T-shirt as much as possible. You only wash it by hand, because you don't dare put it in the washing machine in fear that the picture will crack and fade.

You start wondering what you will do when you get all the episodes taped, then you scold yourself for thinking such a thing. You've been planning this for weeks, your gonna put all the episodes in order and have a party where you watch 32 and a half hours straight of Sailor Moon!

You start feeling really bad and wonder what's left for you in life just because you've seen all the episodes they've shown in North America and can't imagine waiting until September for new ones (IF they even play them!)

A friend ask you 'Who would be your ideal mate?', but you have trouble figuring out a way to tell him your idealmate is a cartoon character.

EVEN your Moonie friends think YOU watch too much Sailor Moon!

You ask the ice cream vendor for a popsicle in the shape of a crescent moon.

You sew little cresent moon patches onto all of your clothes.

You send a script you've written, to Paramount Studios for a live action Sailor Moon movie.

You even know the names of all the Negaverse monsters.

Your mom changes her name to Serena, just to get your attention.

You tell your teacher you can't stay in detention because you have to attend a Sailor Scout Meeting

You tell your dad (whose and expert at mechanics) to make you and your friend a watch so you can contact her when you see the Negaverse

You stick meatballs in your hair and walk around the streets in hope to bump into Darien.

When your asked to recite the planets in order from the sun, you say,"Moon, Mercury, Mars, Jupiter, Venus, Pluto, Neptune, Uranus, and Saturn."

When your asked to recite the outer planets you say,"Uranus, Neptune, Pluto, and Saturn."

You wonder if you can be Sailor Asteroid Belt.

The spirits in the fire are now calling you and you put them on hold because Sailor Moon is on.

You join the animal rescue league in hopes that you might find Luna.

You begin to cross your favorite thing with Sailor Moon i.e, Sailor Eponine, Tuxedo Jones (as in, From Indiana Jones), Sailor Beanie Baby...

You can rattle off more than 50 of these by memory.

You personally own more than 5 Sailor Moon sites.

You have at least 50 or more Sailor Moon sites bookmarked (I counted all of mine to make sure of the right number!).

You have written numeros letters to Rachel Blanchard (Clueless) asking her to wear her hair in meatballs on an episode of the show to show

You flood Starfox's mailbox with hatemail for closing down the first YKYWTMSMW page (don't actually do this...)

Last summer you were seen running around throwing ice cubes screaming "Mercury Ice Bubbles Freeze!"

You dress up like Zoisite and go around school trying to find the 7 rainbow crystals. When people laugh at your costume, you throw rose petals in their face.

You dress up like Malachite and crash a Sailor Moon stage show, state who you are, what you want (the crystal) and start throwing pink boomerangs at them.

When security drags you away you scream out Zoisite's name and yell that your going to join her real soon.

The security gaurds at the DIC know you by name.

All you have to do is THREATEN to talk about Sailor Moon to shut up your friends! :)

You play all you Sailor Moon sound files backwards to see it there are any hidden messages that everyone else missed.

You still like Malachite, even though you know 'the truth'.

You go antiquing for your very own Crystal Key.

You find a strong resemblence between Tuxedo Nephlyte and Howie D as a vampire in the Everybody (Backstreet's Back) video.

You now put Star Seed atop you Christmas tree or Hanuchka bush.

You've printed every Sailor Moon fan-fiction off the web and created you very own Sailor Moon library.

No matter how hard you try, the people at the publishing company won't seem to accept your Sailor Moon Novel.

You join anti-moon pages so you can bring them down from the inside!

People you don't even know come up to you and hand you a Sailor Moon item they bought on their vacation for the simple reason that they "saw it and immediately thought of you".

You don't want a car for your sixteenth birthday, you want a plane ticket to Japan.

You whip out your Sailor Moon wallet during a school function, and all the moonies you converted are summoned to you.

You have been dubbed "The Sailor Moon Queen" but you insist that they call you Queen Serenity instead.

You had to add extra memory to your computer just so you could keep all your Sailor Moon files.

You got a Chibi Chibi doll, directly imported from Japan.

Instead of talking, you just say "Chibi chibi"

You run up to people, shove your Chibi Chibi doll in their face and scream "Chibi Chibi!" in their ears and when they say "Who is this?" you say "Chibi Chibi." and whn they say "What?" you say "Chibi Chibi" etc...

You draw the sign of Mercury on your homework and tests, in hopes of scoring a higher grade.

You put cheesy quotes from the Sailor Says into your email signature file.

You decide not to talk about Sailor Moon for the day...you barely manage to get to school.

You make your very own, "Moonie and proud of it!" pin and stick it onto your backpack.

You know the theme song by heart, but when someone asks you to recite the Pledge of Allegiance, you're clueless.

You and your moonie pals hold Sailor Moon Marathons each week, and have contests over who remembers the most lines.

You are immensely jealous when you don't win those contests...

You rejoiced when you heard Sailor Moon was coming to Cartoom Network June 1st, see SOS for more details.

You grab your non-Moonie pals to your weekly Sailor Moon Marathons...and convert them into Moonies!

You make a comic for the school newspaper with at least three Sailor Moon in-jokes a day.

You could be mistaken for a Senshi at first glance.

You look physically like one Senshi but spend all your time searching for the right clothes...

You have to make a hero for creative writing. You submit a Sailor Moon fanfic and get an A.

You did it! You did it! After 6 months of waiting, you hair is long enough and just wavy enough to look exactly like Sailor Jupiter's! Now where's that transformation pen...

You get Nephlyte's little symbol encrusted on your class ring.

When you dream, you dream that you have hit the motherload of sailor moon goodies!

You've done ALL of these before you even knew this list existed!

When you see the Blues Brothers 2000, you immediately drag all your friends (moonie or not) to see it 'coz when they sing "Ghost riders in the sky", there's a Sailor Moon doll in a stall for around half a second!

You get caught surfing down the lanes of the supermarket in a shopping cart like Sailor Mars.

You try to teach your black cat to talk to you.

You try to teach your now talking cat to speak with an accent like Luna's.

You see two big black birds outside of your local Shinto temple, so you go around screaming to all your Moonie friends that you found Sailor Mars.

You stand in a field in your new Sailor Jupiter costume with a lightning rod strapped to your head, while doing your best Lita pose and saying "Jupiter Thunder Dragon!", hoping to be struck by lightning.

When you drive and meet up with a bad driver, you suddenly have an urge to yell, "In the name of the moon I will punish you!" and then honk in the rhythm of the theme song.

You pledge allegiance to the Sailor Scouts:

I pledge allegiance to Sailor Jupiter
And all of the Sailor Senshi.
Thunder and lightning for which she stands,
one nation, Crystal Tokyo, indivisible,
with liberty and justice for all.

White Roses

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back."The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever... The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

These things are suprisingly fun to fill out!:

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails (and my legs and my arms)
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave (almost my mom saw and stopped me)
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair (my friend stuck gum in my other friends brothers hair on the bus because he's "annoying"
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said 'o'clock' after saying how many mins after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property (almost got kicked out of the movies)
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up.
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face(also do this with headphones just ask my TechEd partner)
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth(now i'm tempted to but i have sat on a balloon trying to pop it and get candy and it really hurt because i was wearing my pj's and my pj's is a t-shirt and short shorts)

What to Do During an Exam

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continues with the exam.

12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Darn this!" and walk out triumphantly.

14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (i.e. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go ice skating.)

15. Show up completely insane (completely insane means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice. (I would never do that)

21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, and then cough. Repeat if necessary.

24. Act spazzy

25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the heck are you? Where's the regular guy?"

26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.

32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."

33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..."

34. Fake a heart attack. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #_ moved you, deeply.

35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!” rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect.

36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam.

37. if your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen.

38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girly-girl nearby.

39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your pencil. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.

41. Make strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if he/she did it.

42. Dress like the professor.

43. Cross-Dress.

44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.

45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras.

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Put this in your profile
if you love to laugh!

Several things to do at a Walmart:

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay-away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

16. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

17. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

18. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

19. Mark out price tags with a sharpie

20. Open a large bottle of oil and splash it on the floor, then wait for someone with a trolley to go through, just to see what happens

21. Get in one of the beds in the bedding depatmant and then shout out "Turn out the light"

22. Go into the music department and say "i though guitars Gently weep?"

23. Go to the vending machine, insert your house key into it and say "Dammit! Locked out aGAIN!"

24. In the game department, ask an employee if a game cover is scratch and sniff, and see what their reaction is.

25. Get a bag of Skittles and run around throwing them at people saying "taste the stupid rainbow"

26. Get a bag of M&M's and throw them at people, screaming "I'M NOT AFRAID!"

27. Climb up the nearest shelf and jump off singing, "I believe I can fly!!!"

28. As you're leaving, start running and yell, "It's gonna BLOOOOOOW!!!"

If you have done(or want to do) anything on this list, copy and paste it and add another thing at the bottom as 29.

x I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch

x I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

x I HAVE STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST have no social life.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

x I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

x I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

x I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm in BAND so I MUST be a dork.

x I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

x I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

x I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

x I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

x I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

x I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

x I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

x I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

x I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

x I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo

x I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

x I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

x I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

x I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

x I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my own SPIRITUAL IDEAOLOGY therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

x I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

x I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

x I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

x I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

Not all people are the same! Judging people by looks and actions is just plain wrong!

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If YOU think that you are mentally insane, copy and paste THIS into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. (YES YES YESSSSSSSSSSSSS)

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

O,O Support The Little Owl Dude because he wants to rule the world with his awesomness, so post him into your profile, and help him rule the Earth! Go Little Owl Dude!

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, put this into your profile and make it even longer.

If you know a video game/movie/book/anime/manga character or weapon(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you still have to think 'righty tighty, left loosy' when opening, well, anything, copy this into your profile.

If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love silly/stupid/funny/inspirational or meaningful Quotes, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever looked for something that was in your hand or right in front of u copy and paste this in your profile.

If people have given up looking at you funny because there is no longer any point, copy this to your profile.

If you want to copy this to your profile, you know what to do.

Less than 1 percent of female teenagers in the US don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE!

If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy and paste this into your profile. (LA LA LAAA)

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love random copy and paste quotes, copy and paste this on your profile!

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think men are idiots, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you ever walked into the wrong classroom, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/burst into a song, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have a scary crush on a book, anime or game character then copy this into your profile.

If you hear the voices of your characters in your head, please copy this into your profile.

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line. XD

5 Truths of Life.

1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue (YES YOU CAN)

2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it (I DID AND I CAN)

3. The first truth is a lie (I KNOW THATS WAT I'VE BEEN SAYING)

4. You're smiling right now because you know you fell for it... (Idiot!) (I DIDN'T FALL FOR IT)

5. You still have a stupid smile lingering on your face (I'M NOT SMILING I'M FRUSTRATED)

WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'In.'
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their coffee addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write 'For smuggling diamonds.'
7. Finish all your scentences with 'In accordance with the prophecy.'
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is 'To go.'
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask 'Why don't the poems rhyme?'
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your co-workers address your by your wrestling name.
17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream 'I won!! I won!!'
18. When leaving the zoo, starting running towards the parking lot yelling 'Run for your lives, they're loose!'
19. Tell your children (or someone) over dinner, 'Due to the economy, we're going to have to let one of you go.'

If you absolutely LOVE anime (And I mean really, REALLY love it), copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices of characters in your head...copy and paste this on you're profile.

On a Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping. (that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos!
..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On T-Rat (Military food):
Its not for Human Consumption, Animals and Military Use only... (Umnn yeah... isn't military also human)

You know your an idiot when:

1. You accidentally enter your password into the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually look to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Repost if you fell for it. You know you did

If you can't beat em, join em.

If you can't join them, bribe em.

If you can't bribe em, blackmail em.

If you can't blackmail em, kill em.

If you can't kill em, you're screwed!

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy this into your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you think that those god-for-saken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile.

If you think there should be WAY more Sailor Moon fanfics than Yu-Gi-Oh, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that i'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.

If you want to run over your school with a tank, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list. Vampires Bane- (i'd be like: DIE SCHOOOOOOLLLL!!)crysteelia (i'd have an evil laughing fit)DigiDestined of Balance (I’d make sure my enemies were in it first evil grin), Kimiko Heroux (I’ll be pointing and laughing my head off) luv2write and laugh (DigiDestined of Balance kinda took mine but...yeah. I'd also be laughing like a maniac. They'd have to send me to a loony bin) Avalongal316 (hell with just tanks, give me granades bombs, chocolate, coffe, AND a tank. Thats what I call fun!) Black Shadow Tigress (I agree with DigiDestined of Balance and would also have an Evil laugh), funkygirl1999 (CUE EVIL LAUGH... "TURTLE MUUUUUUUUUUUUUURTLE")

IF YOU READ THIS WHOLE PROFILE PAT YOURSELF ON THE BACK,)

IF YOU DIDN'T... GO DIE, YOU HOBKNOCKER!!!