jeztwohide bio
I'm a 18 year old crazy Brit, with psyco bitch tendencies... and a great love for writing. I write a lot of poetry and a bit of fan fiction (mostly Harry Potter). Usually I would stay well clear of Harry/Hermione fics (I'm a slash kinda girl, what can I say..). Someone once wrote, and I agree, that H/H is incest. But this fic is so lovely, even if you don't like the pairing please give it a go: |
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The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6845 - Favs: 4,064 - Follows: 2,770 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
A Different Way by C'mon reviews
AU, No Slash Nagini found Harry and brought him home. How will his story be different if he was saved when he was five? This story is abandoned. The new story, which has a muse and the same outline is titled "A Different Path"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,783 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 2/15/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort
Divine Humiliation by zarah joyce reviews
You humiliated me. I admit you played me very well. However, don't expect this to be the end. After a series of twists and turns, what will be the end of it all? FINISHED. NOTE: This story features Draco/Hermione, Ron/Pansy, and Girl!Blaise/Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,508 - Reviews: 1866 - Favs: 2,065 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Dad? by Byproduct of Evil reviews
Rating may be subject to change. Another Voldy is Harry's father fic. In the summer after Harry finds out the truth about his parentage, he gets kidnapped by his dear old dad. What will happen now?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,975 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 11/28/2004 - Published: 6/5/2004 - Harry P.
Crimson Sunset by thehappydementor reviews
this is a very angsty poem I wrote for harry.
enjoy.
please review
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/9/2004 - Harry P.
No Reason Or Rhyme by Lina Inverse the Dramata reviews
Finished! His blue eyes met mine and I felt as if I was being measured and weighed, I knew why the moment he answered me, "Because the last date we remember, is October thirty - first, nineteen ninety three."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,218 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/6/2004 - Published: 7/29/2004 - Albus D., Harry P.
Blue Moon by thehappydementor reviews
songfic about Remus thinking about Sirius OOTP spoliers.
this is slash so If you don't like that kind of thing don't read it.
PLEASE REVEIW
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/31/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Just a Wacky Day in Middle Earth by The Reader of Books reviews
Gotta read it! I'm not saying zip!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/5/2004 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Undead Past by shadowfalls reviews
(unfinished)Harry has a dream...Voldemort's being tortured?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,172 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/5/2004 - Published: 10/23/2003 - Harry P., Voldemort
Of White and Silver by Ankha reviews
Based on GSFI: Ever wonder how the relationship (father and son) between Dumbledore and Severus began? It was one night at Christmas, when the halls were dark and Dumbledore was taking a midnight stroll. And what should he find but a wee little Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/28/2003 - Albus D., Severus S.
Dungeon Conversations by Ankha reviews
Being stuck in the dungeon all night creates a certain understanding between two people as secrets are revealed. Answer to Severitus's Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/28/2003 - Published: 4/14/2003 - Severus S., Harry P.
Trapped by Lina Inverse the Dramata reviews
Draco and Harry get stuck in compromising positions in the Trophy room and guess which Professor overhears them? Not what you think.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,980 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/13/2002 - Published: 10/14/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.