Hello! I am TheHumanTwitch and I have been writing on this website for 7 years, but this is my new account - the old ones were stuffed with bad writing, so I am starting fresh and new.

My real name is Jack Adams and I am 20 years old. I live in the UK and am currently studying Law at uni, but I also work in an Italian restaurant (L'Arancia Saporita) as a waiter. I love my job, because it is the only escape from studying I get! That said, I really like Law and I want to be a Criminal Attorney when I graduate next year, but I going to move to America for that.

I write randomly whenever I can be bothered/have time, but most of the time, I end up scrapping what I am writing because I don't like it! My rule for humour - if it doesn't make me laugh, it won't make anyone else laugh.

While I was writing that, a massive pillow fight was going on just outside my door (I'm in the Halls of Residense, you see). I only found out because a group of Freshers have just burst into my room and hidden in various places. The one with just underwear on wanted to hide in my bed. No chance.