Just warning you, THIS PROFILE IS LONG :)

26 Fun Things to do in an Elevator

1) When a person in the elevator repeatedly pushes a button (such as "close" or "open") say, "Congratulations, you figured out that if you push the button 20 times, it works quicker"

2) When the elevator doors shut, assuringly say, "It's ok, they will open up again!"

3)Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"

4) Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a Small World" incessantly.

5) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

6) Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down.

7) Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

8) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

9) Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

10) Stare, grinning, at another passenger for awhile, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

11) Meow occasionally.

12) Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

13) Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

14) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

15) Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

16) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

17) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?"

18) Say "Ding!" at each floor.

19) Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

20) Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

21) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

22) Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

23) Put a box on the floor and whenever somebody comes in, say "Do you hear clicking?"

24) Stare at another passenger and when they look at you say, "STOP STARING AT ME!"

25) Start jumping up and down.

26) Curl up into a ball in the corner and rock back and forth saying, "I'm okay."

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself. (How did you know?)

-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’) (Yes...)

-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’) (All the time xD)

-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’ (Something like that)

-If you live off of sugar and caffeine. (... Maybe .

-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet. (I don't know if anyone's noticed, but I do that often)

-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. (I'm a very random person)

-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether. (I always have to go back to see what we were talking about)

-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper. (xD yes!)

-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard. (No, I'm always writing on my iPod, then it's just a matter of copy and paste!)

-If people think you might have A.D.D. (Everybody I meet x])

-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D. (It'd be awesome!!)

-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense. (At least twice a week)

-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.(Mayyyyyybe)

-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason. (All my close ones)

-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101 (Then I must be an AMAZING author... xDD)

The Percy Jackson pledge:
I promise to remember Percy
whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesnt get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go

If your a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name.

Shorty/Kris

KG/Lizzy

Wisegirl101/Lindsay

WiseOne27

SeaweedBrain013/Sebz

CloudyAlore/Faye (is the daughter of Apollo!)

Bolipoke

Percabethrocks

iloveseaweedbrain/kelley

LapdogDaVinci( Daughter of Calypso!)

Nerdius Bookwormius

DaughterofPoseidon32498(Daughter of who else? Yay brother Percy!)

Alice O'Hare [Daughter of Athena! Whoo!]

Oceangirl511/Kate {daughter of Alycone, goddess of the sea! WHOO!}

proud-daughter-of-athena (daughter of athena in case you didn't guess)

DisneyFreak00090 (Percy's younger half-sister ;D)

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair)

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere)

On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. Then answer the questions about them.

1. Piper McLean

2. Annabeth Chase

3. Percy Jackson

4. Thalia Grace

5. Jason Grace

6. Leo Valdez

7. Charles Beckondorf

8. Rachel Dare

9. Silena Beurgard

10. Bianca Di Angelo

11. Nico Di Angelo

12. Artemis

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

uh... a Leo/Nico thing? no thanks... XD

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Thalia? duh! lol

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

if Artemis got Rachel pregnat... 2 problems, there both girls and Artemis is a forever maiden, so... the world would blow up

4) Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Silena? yes(: her and Beckendorf

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Annabeth and Leo? NO! Percabeth 4ever

6) Five/ Nine or Five/ Ten? Why?

Jason/Silena or Jason/Nico ...

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve kissing?

if Beckendorf walked in on Annabeth and Artemis kissing? he'd probably try and act like he never saw anything of the sort...

8) Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Piper/Rachel? I hope not O.o

9) Suggest a title for Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

a title for a Beckondorf/Artemis hurt/comfort? Artemis hurts? I don't know!

10) Does anyone on your friends list consider Three hot?

Percy? Duh! Percabeth forever

11) Do any of your friends write or draw Eleven?

Nico? probably, maybe, i'm not sure

12) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Annabeth/Thalia/Jason? I have NO CLUE.

13) If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

a sonfic about Rachel... Hm...

14) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Piper/Leo/Artemis... I'm not sure yet, I'll get back to you

15) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

I'm actually reading a fanfiction about Jason currently lol

16) (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) dumps (1) for (9). (1), brokenhearted, goes on one date with (11), has an unhappy breakup with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Piper and Beckondorf are in a happy relationship until Beckondorf dumps Piper for Silena(funny how that turned out) Piper, brokenhearted, goes on a date with Nico, has an unhappy breakup with Artemis, then follows the wise advice of Jason and finds true love with Percy.

17) What title would you give this fic?

A Little Love Twist.

GRYFFINDOR:

[x] You’ve never done illegal drugs

[x] You have a lot of friends

[ ] You get along with everyone

[ ] You haven’t made fun of someone for at least two months

[ ] You love soccer

[] You love baseball(it's a half, I LIKE baseball, but i don't nessacarily LOVE it)

[x] You’re into writing and art

[ ] Favourite music genre is pop rock

[x] You believe in “innocent until proven guilty” theory

[x] Abortion is wrong

[x] The war against Iraq is unneeded

[x] One of your favourite colours is red or gold

[x] Good grades at school

[x] One of the worst things you can do is lie

[] You plan on going to college/university (it's a half xD)

TOTAL: 10

HUFFLEPUFF:

[x] You’re content with mostly everything in your life right now.

[x] You laugh a lot

[ ] You like to follow trends.

[ ] Politics suck.

[x] You love to swim

[ ] Water polo is awesome

[ ] Pink is one of your favorite colors

[x] Black is morbid & depressing still like it though

[x] Michael Jackson is talented as a musical artist.

[] You’re an optimist.(more halves..)

[ ] You’re completely straight-edge.

[x] You’re very emotional

[ ] Rap, R&B, & hip-hop is your favorite music genre

[ ] You don’t believe in going steady at a young age(if I didn't, I'd be a major hypocrite..)

[x] You’ve made fun of at least one person this week.

TOTAL: 6 1/2

RAVENCLAW:

[x] You’re depressed to a certain extent.

[x] You love to read.

[x] You appreciate theatre & arts.

[ ] Sports suck.

[ ] You’re shy.

[ ] Hate is completely unneeded.

[ ] Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship

[ ] Indie is your favorite genre of music.

[x] Every once in awhile you have little anger outbursts.

[x] Lying is sometimes okay

[ ] Blue is one of your favorite colors.

[ ] Serious is better than funny.

TOTAL: 5

SLYTHERIN:

[x] There’s at least one person you hate.

[ ] Basketball is a good sport.

[ ] (American) Football is amazing.

[x] Black is a cool color.

[x] You’ve lied about something serious.

[x] You’re a very deep person.

[x] You have considered suicide.

[x] Very loyal.

[ ] You like metal.

[ ] They make school seem more important than it is.

[ ] You’re scared to grow up.

[ ] You’ve done drugs in the past month.

[x] Anger is one of your primary feelings.

[x] You have trust issues.

[ ] Guilty until proven innocent.

TOTAL: 8

I'm a Gyffindor! and then I'm a Slytherin... xD oh irony, I love you

KATNISS:

[X] You would do anything to protect your family.

[x] You have good aim.

[ ] You hate cats.

[x] You aren’t fond of people in general.(but it's only because a lot of people are stupid)

[X] You hate being indebted to people.

[x] You hold grudges.

[ ] You wouldn’t describe yourself as a warm, friendly person—you’ve got about as much charm as a dead slug.

[ ] When you sing, the birds fall silent.

4/8 so many halves... LOL!

PEETA

[x] You’re an artist.

[X] You love to bake.

[x] You can decorate well.

] Manipulating people comes naturally for you.

[X] You’re clever.(to an extent.. lol, my name means clever :3)

[x] Your favorite color is orange.(it's in the top five)

[x] People tend to be charmed by you.

[x] You’re a hopeless romantic.

] You have a strong sense of self.(self-what?)

7/9 DAMN! lol I didn't know I was so much like Peeta!

GALE

[X] You question everything. (i really do..)

[X] You’re very defiant. (sometimes, depends on who and/or what)

[X] You’re spontaneous.

[X] You’re a rebel with a cause. (yay rebels! :3 lol)

[x] You would do absolutely anything for justice.

5/5 yay I got an A! Oh wait..

FINNICK

] You like "secrets".

[X] You like sugar cubes.

] Others often describe you as sexy or gorgeous. (xD that's funny!)

] You’re a skilled swimmer. (I'm an okay swimmer, in my opinion)

[X] When you’re anxious, your hands have to be occupied—with knots or something of that nature.

] You’re very popular, but don’t want to be.

[X] You’re protective.

3/7

PRIM

] You’re innocent. (x"D you're killing me here!)

[x] You adore animals.

[x] You love helping people in need.

[x] People seem to be fond of you.

[ ] Over time you’ve become quite wise. (wise... lol!)

[x] You are nurturing.

4/6

CINNA

[X] You’re creative.

[x] You root for the underdog. (I AM the underdog, so of course!)

[x] You dress simply.

[X] You stand up for your cause.

] Your hair is simple and easily manageable.(I wish -.-)

[x] You tend to have brilliant ideas.(brilliant writing and drawing idas, yes)

5/6 :D sweet!

EFFIE

[x] You’re materialistic. (kinda, i guess)

[x] You’ve dyed your hair a wild color.(do streaks count?)

[x] You’re somewhat naive.(somewhat is an understatement)

] You’re chirpy.

] You’re punctual and hate lateness.(X"""""D LMAO!! nooooooo..)

] Etiquette is important to you. 3/6 a.k.a. 1/2 lol so many halves

HAYMITCH

[X] You’re very sarcastic.

] You get drunk often. (this Irish girl doesn't drink... yet ;] lol)

[X] People might find you condescending.

] Outsmarting others is a talent of yours.

[x] You’re very lonely.(sometimes i just FEEL lonely)

3/5

JOHANNA

] You’re a bold, gutsy person.

[X] People might call you crazy.(lol, might? They already do, sweetie, you're a little late lol)

[x] You want things to be fair.

[x] You’ve had a rough time in life.

] You really don’t like most people.

] You don’t like being in water. 3/6 look, another half! O:

RUE

[X] You love music.

] You’re small and graceful. (small, but not exactly graceful xD)

[x] You hum often.

] You inspire others. (I don't think I do, it's usually others who inspire me)

[X] You’re always hungry. (yeah xD)

[X] People underestimate you (a lot)

4/6 cool :D So, that means I'm most like: Gale, Cinna, Peeta, Primrose, Haymitch, Rue, Katniss, Effie, Johanna, then Finnick! pretty cool :P

1.Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle
2.For each question, press the next button to get your answer
3.YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

Cassidy Walker

1.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

California Girls(LOL)

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Fat Lip(LOL XD)

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

The Impossible(actually, that's very true... strange...)

4.WHAT IS 2+2?

Rain Is A Good Thing(Changing the subject much?)

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Best Friend's Brother(O.o)

6.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

I'm Yours(Funny how that turned out :))

7.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

Airplanes(Oh wow)

8.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

F*ckin' Perfect(These song titles are really working out for me O.o)

9.WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Our Kind Of Love(OMG these song titles are REALLY working out for me XD)

10.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

Beggin' On Your Knees(I love this song...)

11.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Love The Way You Lie

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Love Your Love The Most(Well, that's backwards =P)

13.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

Red Light(GREEN LIGHT!! LOL JK... :))

14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

21 Guns(SWEEEEEET :D)

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

I Run To You(:D)

16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

Put You In A Song(Well... that's not very nice...)

17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Pokemon Theme(XDD LOL!!!)

18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?

Replay(huh?)

19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

Grenade(XDD)

20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

Billionaire(O.o wouldn't that make me happy...?)

21. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

In Too Deep(uhhh...)

22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

Freak The Freak Out(XD sweet)

23.DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

Everything Is Fine(That doesn't exactly answer the question...)

24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

Pokemon Theme Song Revenge(LOL!!! I wouldn't change Smosh!!! D8 It's too AMAZING to change!!)

25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

My Give A Damn's Busted(Haha, awesome!!)

1.Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle
2.For each question, press the next button to get your answer
3.YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

Jade Walker

1.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

Pour Some Sugar On Me

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Zipadeedoodah

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

Beggin' On Your Knees

4.WHAT IS 2+2?

Belle

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

American Idiot(LOL!! We were laughing hecka bad XD)

6.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Perfect(Funny how that turned out lol)

7.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

Spolight(This is one of her favorite songs too lol)

8.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

Pushing Me Away(What's that supposed to mean?! D:)

9.WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Let's Take A Drive(O_O)

10.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

Fat Lip(LOL!!!! Mean parents...)

11.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

California Girls(I will make that happen!!)

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

There's A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Figured It Out Yet(Panic! At The Disco... famous for their SUPER LONG SONG TITLES)

13.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

FireFlies(LOL she loves this song too!)

14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

Rain Is A Good Thing(Not much of a secret... =P)

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

Give A Little Whistle(O.o)

16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

It Ends Tonight(Well, that actually works! Haha..)

17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?

I Wonder(XDD LMAO!!! Who knew Disney could be so cruel? XD)

18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?

I Won't Say I'm In Love(Ha, that works! xP)

19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

She Will Be Loved

20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

Callin' All Country Women(...huh?)

21. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

Runaway(XDDD)

22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

Smile(Oh so frightning!!)

23.DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

I'm Sorry(XDDDDD LOL!!!!!)

24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

Something's Gotta Give(I repeat: ...huh?)

25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

The House Rules

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mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that, paste this to your profile

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

COPY_PASTE:D

If you personally think you are a demigod, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

The cracks in the cement are a reminder that no matter how strong you may be, you can break.

Sometimes people just build walls up not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to break through.

Duck tape is like the force: it has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.

Isn't it funny that the word immature is made up of the two words "im" and "mature"?

If you think that the PJO series is the best series ever paste this to your profile

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :)

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

If you like ice cream copy and paste this

If you absolutely love PJO, copy and paste this!

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Remember: Some people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

Most girls either want to be princesses or the vampires. Can I be the dragon and just eat them all

IF YOU THINK 2012 IS SUCH BULLSH*T REPOST THIS!!!

╔╗╔═╦╗ put this on your page
║╚╣║║╚╗ if you love to laugh
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║██║ (Put this on your page if u like music)
║(o)║ music
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I am not that girl,

The one who is popular.

The one who is rich.

The one who wears the “cool” clothing brands.

The one who has a new boyfriend every week.

The one who spends her whole weekend partying.

The one who never does what she is told.

The one who can never seem to make even a C.

BUT

I am that girl,

The one who is happy with the few friends she has.

The one who doesn’t care what people think of what she wears.

The one who has little to no experience with boys.

The one who can be relied on.

The one who never gives up on her dreams, just because it isn’t considered “cool”.

The one who gets straight A’s all the time. (That parts not true xD)

The one who has an amazing future, and knows that she will do great things, no matter what her peers say to her.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to Hell.(Will I see you there?)
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals(MWAHAHA!!!! LOL, Just kidding... maybe...)
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. (I do, but sometimes, you need your freedom)
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.(XD That's the best part! ALCOHOL TASTES DISGUSTING!!!!)
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (My friends just won't let me call myself ugly)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (Wow)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.(Still a virgin)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (I'm a girl...)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.(Sure, if jeans and a T-shirt makes you a poser O.o)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO(I have a boyfriend aha..)
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST be a WHORE with a BIG BUTT
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.(They're SOO much fun, are you insane??)
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.(If you count stealing from your friends eating lunch, LOL. I'm TOO skinny, seriously It's weird... but I am not anorexic)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.(Band one of the best things that's ever happened to me, so TAKE THAT)
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA…
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black(Really?? Really people?)
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.(Being different is my life goal :P)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (Sometimes..)
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (...huh?)
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.(I urge them to stop)
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.(Come on, really?)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. (Some people need to be told that they're not cool, that's all)
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.(I'm defensive over my friends)
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (Completely the opposite actually)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (That doesn't even make sense...)
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.(Seriously people?)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. (If you REALLY believe that, I'm going to either have to send you to the Underworld a little earlier than the Fates have planned or force you to be a tribute in The Hunger Games)
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. (Really? That's just stupid to assume that)
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (Correction, i LOVE reading)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. (Deal with it, buddy)
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard(Hey, I'm not as bad as most of my friends)
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.(I really don't know what my religion is..)
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.(You have NO IDEA how much fun marching band is ;D)
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes sometimes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I’m HOMESCHOOLED so I MUST be a SOCIAL REJECT with no friends, or a SPELLING BEE winner.
I used to CUT so I'm EMO

Quiz time!!

1. Grab the book nearest to you, and go to page 111, Paragraph 6. What is it?

"Suddenly, he realized there was something impending on him. He could not touch the earth with his power. He looked down and saw that a cloud had interposed inself between himself and the earth." Kingdom Keepers by Ridley Pearson

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

Air.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

... I honestly can't remember... I think it was House last night? hm...

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

10:20?

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

10:15... 5 minutes off(:

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

When I See An Elephant Fly(playing on my iPod lol)

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

At 4:30, my mom and I were going to the mall and got food(:

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Somebody else's profile :P

9. What are you wearing?

My Armijo Super Band glow-in-the-dark T-Shirt with Jeans and my favorite Jeck Skellington jacket

10. Did you dream last night?

Yes, but i can only remember the feeling...

11. When did you last laugh?

Before my mom left, I was laughing my head off for no particular reason. x)

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Lots of pictures, a couple autographed pictures, picture frames with disney pins in them, a couple huge posters... what do you expect? it's my room of course!

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Hm, now that you meantion it...

14. What do you think of this quiz?

It's cute, it's something to do when COMPLETELY BORED like ME

15. What is the last film you saw?

I can't exactly remember, I'm thinking it was either Finding Nemo or Tangled, but I don't know... I obviously don't watch enough TV XDD

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

I don't know. Actually, I'd probably pay off everything I owe people, then pay off all my marching band expensives and go on all the trips :DD

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I let my imagination run wild. sometimes I wonder if I should corral it and put it back in the stables, but in truth it's never been able to stop running, containing the amazing feeling of freedom, each and every second of both the day and night. Time does not stop the imagination that runs wild inside of me. And, yes, I did just make that up right here, right now.

18. If you could change two things about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

CANDYLAND!!! :DDD XDDD

19. Do you like to dance?

It's a lot of fun, but I suck at it .

20. George Bush:

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, do not speak of that in my presence!

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Caroline :)

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Travis? I don't know.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

In France, or England(: that would be awesome!!

Friends:

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella

BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'it’s because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!!

me backs pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Woman: Did it hurt when you were dropped on your head repeatedly as a baby?

Man: Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
Woman: Really? I have the incredible urge to plant my foot up your @.

Man: Can I borrow your phone? I have to call God and tell him one of his angels is missing!
Woman: Can I borrow yours? I have to report that the mental hospital is missing one of its patients

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together
Woman: Sorry, the letters N and O are already together

Boy: "Hey, wanna come over tonight?"

Girl:"Sure, what do you wanna do?"

Boy:"I'll give you a hint: it has something to do with pillows and blankets" ;)

Girl:"OMG WE'RE BUILDING A FORT?!?!" :DD

A True Boyfriend =

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and dont let go

When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignore's you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesnt answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me! I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

PLEASE post this and if you don't your a cold heartless person!!!

My name is Molly I am but three,
My eyes are swollen I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad,
What else could have made My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound! I just heard a car
My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse My name he calls
I press myself Against the wall.
I try and hide From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words,
He says it’s my fault That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more,
I finally get free And I run for the door.
He's already locked it And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!” I scream But it’s now much too late
His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Molly And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy, Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

Now you have two choices

1) repost and show you care

2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

ou’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…

-There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

-When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.

-You burn food to see if it smells good.(When I get the chance, I will)

You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”

-Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.

-You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…(I haven't looked at a boat the same way ever since that..)

-You sometimes try to control water.

-You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

-Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it
on your God parent. (I just CAN'T SIT STILL!!)

-You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat.

-You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video
games.

Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is
a Camp shirt.

-You are a PJO character for Halloween.

Recite lines randomly from the books.

-When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it
was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.(I don't say what page, but I think of the book and when that happened, replaying the events)

-Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.

-You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes
symbol.

-You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you. (of course my brother is real! lol)

-You have dreams about PJO characters/events. (actually, I had a dream last night, I remember the feeling of terror, so I'm guessing monsters)

-You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.(I did that even before I read the series! XD)

-That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.

-In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be
studying Greek mythology?!" (trust me, I was super excited, but we read them in English not History)

-You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?" (nobody has asked me that yet, but when they do, I'll die right then and there)

-When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream
"JACKSON!"

-You are known to scream names of the characters at random times. (hehehe...)

-You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of
emergencies .

-You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why:

Zues(don't want to get electricuted...)

Hades(I don't exactly need a bunch of zombies and furies coming after me...)

~Artemis(I don't know, she just seems like someone you don't want to mess with)

-You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.

-You give all your siblings god parents (I have given my friends godly parents in my mind, yes)

You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians

You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.

-You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.

-You still think Thuke could happen.

-You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.

You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.

-Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.

You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head

-You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, tLO PJO and
use it in conversations.(duh :))

You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?" (Yes, I even corrected my friend xD)

When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters

-you go to the empire state building and ask for the 600th floor.when the dude at the desk looks at you wierd,you announce that your a demigod. (I will when I go to New York and move into the third cabin at Camp Half-Blood)

-you put in grey contacts and pretend that you are Annabeth

-you curse out the gods when something bad happens. (I've started to secretly think of certain gods when something happens)

-you swear that Percy is real and lives in new york no matter how much you friends say it isnt true.(Of course my brother is real! silly normal people)

-you watch the movie and read the book every chance you get. (the movie SUCKS)

-you claim that you are a demigod and need to go to camp in new york.(Well, I live in CA, so I'm thinking about going to the Roman Camp, but I probably won't)

-you go to new york and ask for a man named chiron and that you need to go with him.

-you look for a latin teacher that is in a wheelchair and loves to throw greek field days.

you try to find rachel and ask her for a prophecy.

-everytime a major water storm or earthquake happens you scream at Poseidon (Daddy, what did Japan ever do to you?? :( )

-everytime somthing or someone dies that you are close to, you blame hades.

-you talk about them nonstop. (I think about them all the time)

-You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.

You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.

-Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…

-You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.

-You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.

-You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy(lol, I'm going to do that now!! XD)

-You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you. (Thanks Aphrodite :) )

-You think George Bush is a son of Ares (you think? *sarcasm*)

-You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses?? x)

-Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.

-When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.

-You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies

-Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.(were playing dodgeball in P.E. right now, lol)

-You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.

Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"

-You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.(how do you think I'm going to pass the STAR tests coming up? xD)

-And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.

-You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. (Always!)

-You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks. (That would be AWESOME!)

When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera"

-You cried when you finished TLO(I cried in the begining too, when Beckendorf cried :""( )

-You eat, sleep, and breath Percabeth

Every school book you own has PJO stuff scribbled on each page

-You're in love with a fictional character

-You and your BFF call yourselves geeks because you sit around and talk about PJO (even if we don't talk about it, we both know we're always thinking about it)

You own homemade replicas of things from the PJO series

-You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood (Always

-If you want to push Rachel Elizabeth Dare off a cliff (When she kissed Percy I kinda wanted to smack her...)

-You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it. (I want a necklace with a Triton on it SO BADLY!!)

-You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant.

-You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail.

-You know which pages the good parts are on.

You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.

-You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.

-You start figuring out who your godly parent is. (Posiedon)

-You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.

-You have a plan to get out of school early on May 5th so you can buy The Last Olympian, read it, and still have time to do your homework.

-You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.

-You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes. (Of course, 'm also never really paying any attention in math so... :) )

-You start spelling character names out of your spelling words.

-You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them.

-Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.

-You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.

You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.

-The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”(even though most of my friends don't read...)

-On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument.(I'm going next year :) )

-You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.

You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room

-You know PJO better then most sane people (well, I'm not exactly a sane person)

You have links to every great PJO site

You add things to the list every day

-You know what you would do if you were Percy

You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not

At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future

-You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work (If I had a Drachma...)

-For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood

-Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs' (Of course!!)

You are trying to learn Greek

-You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.

Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek.

-You shriek everytime you see a guy with black hair and green eyes

-You have an instant crush on Nico!

-You just have to research more about greek mythology (Guilty as charged.. :) )

-You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT.

-You want to learn Latin

-You copy/paste this onto your profile (DUH!)

-About 75-100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over

-You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your friends have as well or are going to (Posiedon!)

-You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO

Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree

-A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed

-You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god/goddess.

-You’re nodding and smiling when you read this.

-You have done at least 15 (Or more) of the above things

-You are so obessed with PJO and the couple Percy/Annabeth, that you are proud to call yourselves supporters of Percabethism! (Percabeth Forever!!)

Which are you more like (Bold the ones that apply to you)

You Know You’re a Book Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. (As long as I read a sentence or two, yes)

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. (I almost pulled an all-nighter, but I finished the book before dawn arrived)

You write fan fictions about the book. (... nawww..)

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books. (I encourage it, yes)

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names.

Everything reminds you of the book. (Even my cats x] LOL)

You quote random lines all the time.

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (Why not?)

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class. (I've considered it so many times in geometry)

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod. (Mayyyybe)

You've got a book memorized. ( ] )

You've read a book more than five times.

You've read a book with 400+ pages in less than two days. (Psh, less than a day :P)

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.

You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend.

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional. (That guy almost died that day...)

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional. (hehehe...)

Your idol is a character from a book (...maybe...)

I am a book addict and proud of it! If you are, then copy and paste this on your profile page.

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favourite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.(sometimes)
Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 12!

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelery.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.

Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Total: 7!

well, i am more of a dude then a chick XD lol, no surprise!!

My sister made this amazing poem that I absolutely LOVE and think is AMAZING! tell me what you think

My Undying Love

My Love, You

Was, Is, and Always Will Be

Mine In My Heart, Not The Same In Yours

Our World's Collided, but Soon Came Apart

For I Am Not As Good As The One Truly In Your Heart

FAMOUS FRIEND QUUOTES:

"Something threw somebody at me... wait..."

"SEE?! even stupid minds think alike!! :D"

"So I was at Walnut... I mean walmart"

"ewwww it's Monday..."