Some time after the events of RF, a bored James Moriarty meets a young woman who catches his eye and intrigues his brain. What's the secret she carries that could blow the mind of a criminal mastermind? Moriarty/OC. T for early chapters, M for future ones.

By all rights, I shouldn't have ended up in Thedas. I shouldn't have fallen in love with a slave, and I most definitely shouldn't have found out that I'm not entirely human. I should have graduated high school, gone on to college, and lived an average apple pie life. That's the way my life should have been. But that's not the way it turned out. Rated T for profanity. Very AU.

I sighed. "You know, all I wanted was to get this blanket here and shove it down my mouth. How dare you ruin my oh so elegant attempt at suicide." Rated T for language. Eventual Sherlock/OC with heavy emphasis on the 'even', 'tu', and 'al' portions of that word. Chapter 31: STILL NO ROMANCE YET