Hi I'm Masamune and I like playing video games, watching tv, going on my crappy computer, making fun of little kids (that includes dishing out heavy 'waterpower' with my super soaker. Anti-pumping kicks ass.), running in my house, going over my best friend's house (you can call him EdgeBebop), and watching anime. As far as everything I like in detail concerns, I like to play Devil May Cry, Chrono Trigger, Gundam Battle Assault 2, Super Mario Sunshine, Elder Scrolls 3: Morrowind, and Diablo 2: Lord of Destruction. My computer sucks, but not as much as www.gamespot.com does. Little kids scare me these days. They're seemingly weened on Yu-Gi-Oh! and crying because they can't get what they want. They scare me. Plus I love pumping out water from my CPS SplashZooka onto my cousins at parties. And I run in my house and forget a lot. Simple as that. I like watching Home Movies, The Oblongs, Mission Hill, The Brak Show, Spongebob, Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Yu Yu Hakusho, Cowboy Bebop, and I might wanna see what the fuss about that new Anime Inuyasha on Adult Swim is. However, I hate a lot of things, oh yeah...a lot of things. I'll just list The Top Five Most Annoying Things in my Life.

5. Little Kids
4. Hackers
3. Overly Nostagilic Gamers
2. Fanboys
1. Mainstream Culture. (Rap, New clothes styles, Video Games about something from TV, Movies, and books. Some I like, some, well just plain old suck the big one! No matter how much they suck, they're bound to sell. THAT PISSES ME OFF.)

My life's filled with hilarious things. Most are quotes. I'll list them here:

Quotes in my life:

"What's up with Otachuz?"-Me playing Metal Gear Solid 2

"Sesame Street's a cult not a show!"-My brother

"Screw the legos!"-EdgeBebop when he got a new computer.

"Hey lady, you're scarin' me!"-Adam Sandler in Billy Madison.

"Let's rock, baby!"-Dante from Devil May Cry. (This one's rather cheesy, but I just had to put it here.)

"Chewin' on Plastic Cups is suprisingly popular"-Me

"I got 3 cents. Can I buy a car?"-Me

"Would you like a shmoke and a poncake?"-Goldmember

Game Reviews:

Devil May Cry (9/10. PS2)-Perfect, but cheesy voice acting enriched.

Chrono Trigger (10/10. SNES, PS1)-Quite possibly the best RPG I've played yet. FFXI has potential though.

Super Mario Sunshine (Demo) (10/10. GCN)-This is shaping up to be a pretty bitchin' game. Seems more long than others. I can't wait.

Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind (9/10. X-Box)-I've lost sleep to this game. But still, it's plagued with various bugs. Buy this on PC if you can spare the money and if you have a good comp.

Gundam Battle Assault 2 (9/10. PS1)-A perfect fighting game with no attention. But the voice acting for special moves are very repetive (only one saying!).