Paste this into your bio if you're pro-child abuse.

I love to beat kids, I beat 'em all day

If you're a kid, get outta my way

Just kidding, c'mere so I can beat you some more

I'll beat in your ass with a metal oar

Little Jimson came home from school

and the little fucker didn't do what he was told

So I hit him once, I hit him twice

I yanked out his teeth and ground them to rice

I don't know how to rhyme this, but I ate the rice out of his disemboweled stomach.

Little Jenny started crying in Wal-Mart

Her mom didn't shut her up cuz she weren't two smart

So it was up to me, I knew what to do

I grabbed her by the hair and threw her from the roof.

Little Allistar

What a gay fucking name

I raped him to death

the end.

CHANGE YOUR PROFILE PICTURE TO A VICTIMS OF THE HOLOCAUST IF YOU THINK THE HOLOCAUST WAS BAD AND SHOULD HAVE NEVER HAVE HAPPENED

END HITLER'S WRATH TODAY!

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT ALL THE MOVIES, GAMES, AND TV SHOWS I LIKE TO MAKE UP FOR MY LACK OF PERSONALITY! I'M SO DIFFERENT!

I'M SO RANDUM AND FUNNY I LIKE JELLYBEANS, LINKIN PARK, CALL ME CUPCAKE FISHY. I CAN BE A TOTAL BITCH OR YOUR BEST FRIEND, I BET YOU NEVER HEARD THAT BEFORE. I'M SUCH A NERD. BIG BANG, MATH, AND SCREAMO I'M AN EDGY TEENAGER.

SMASHING - Nigel Thornberry