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Joined 12-30-09, id: 2197209, Profile Updated: 08-04-10
Author has written 2 stories for Inuyasha, and Naruto.

Hi!!! I'm Fawn I'm an obsessive, crazy otaku!!! I love Inuyasha, Naruto, YuYu Hakusho, Bleach, and otherss I can't think of right now...

Let's skip to the random junk!

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

IF YOU LIKE TO BITE PEOPLE, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off!

If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

IS it just me or is Gaara really hot? If you think he is copy this and put it into your profile and add your name to the list.UNITE GAARA LOVERS!! : SakuraPetals14, Akatsuki's Cherry Blossom, AmyC103, PianoGirl999

If you have told at least 5 people that you are in love with your favorite character from Naruto paste this on your profile

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto complete has to have the nick-name, 'Chicken butt hair dude' onto your profile while laughing your ass off.

If you hear the characters from Naruto in your head, copy and paste this in your profile.

A Dumb Quiz To Pass Time:

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18 and find line 4:
"Serve with ice aream, pancakes, or waffles." -Cookbook

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?
My phone, my cell, ipod earphones, neaklace, paper, and a nail file.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Bleach on adult Swim

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
4:30PM

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
4:32 PM I'm just that good. :)

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Thunder

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Two days ago. Went to 6 flags with my friends!

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
I was reading a random high school fic...

9. What are you wearing?
AFA t shirt, and pyjama pants. ;)

10. Did you dream last night?
Most likely...

11. When did you last laugh?
Ummmm...Two days ago...I think...

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?
Food, counters, cookbooks, microwave...I'm in the kitchen...

13. Seen anything weird lately?
meh, not really...

14. What do you think of this quiz?
Meh, not bad...

15. What is the last film you saw?
The last Airbender. The cartoon seris was so much better...

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A FRIKIN' PS3!!!!! and a psp.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.
I have to finger piano music when my fingers have nothing to do...

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Genetically engineer a giant superhero to stop global warming from taking over the world.

19. Do you like to dance?
Yesh, but I suck at it...

20. George Bush:
DIEDIEDIE!!!

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Relena

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Isa

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Yeah, but not for an extremely long period of time. I'd miss people too much.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the Pearly Gates?
"Sup."


Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine, but i will have a lot of it
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did


The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, C&P this into your profile

Valid Questions That I Want Answers For

1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
2. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
3. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
4. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
5. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?
6. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
7. If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... Is he still wrong?
8. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? And is it suicide or murder?
9. Is there another word for synonym?
10. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
11. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
12. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
13. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
14. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
15. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
16. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
17. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
18. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
19. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
20. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road


Steriotypes that MUST define me

Put the ones you are in Bold and add one to the list if you want.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.\
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive..
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I dont like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sence of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an overcontrolling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY alot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
Im DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be overcontrolling and a bitch.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
"I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo."(I write poetry)
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

"I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue."
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.


My Fave Quotes:

'Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.'-Aristotle

'When I saw you, I was afraid of meeting you. When I met you, I was afraid of kissing you. When I kissed you, I was afraid to love you. Now that I love you, I'm afraid of losing you.'-Anonymous

'It's better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all.'-Lord Alfred Tennyson

'It takes a minute to find someone special, an hour to appreciate them and a day to love them, but an entire lifetime to forget them.'-Anonymous

'Shut up and let me protect you!'-Inuyasha

'That's pretty bad when you can even give a half demon the creeps.'-Inuyasha

'How could I forget? He's into dead girls!'-Kagome

'He's basically a big cuddly puppy dog.'-Kagome

'Will you bear my children?'-Miroku

Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!

1. Tobi!
2. Sakura
3. Kiba
4. Kankuro
5. Temari
6. Gaara
7. Sasori
8. Hinata
9. Itachi
10. Naruto
11. Kakashi
12. Kabuto

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Gaara and Kakahi?! No way...

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Sorta...without his makeup...

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Kabuto getting Hina-chan preggy?!?! Naruto would kill him!!!

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Yep.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

GaaSaku!!!! HELL YEAH!!!! FAVORITE NARUTO PAIRING!!!

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Temari and Itachi or Temari and Naruto huh? Well...I think both might be a bit weird...but I'd say TemarixItachi. TemarixNaruto is a bit too freaky for my tastes, and they seem less compatible. Besides, gotta love crack pairings!

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Sasori walking in on Kabuto and Sakura? Well...He'd probably roll his eyes, and use his chara strings to pull them apart.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

Umm... The chounin exams are over, and Kiba is fuming. He lost to Naruto! When he goes to demand a rematch, will sparks fly, or will it be blood?

I suck at summeries...

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Nope

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

An Unwanted Henchman

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

KANKY AND TOBI?! OK...well...

KAnkuro wants revenge on those who killed his brother. So he goes to the Akatsuki to get it. What he doesn't expect is to find a cute childish man waiting for him. Things get heated rather quickly...

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Yep

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

IDK...

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

I hope not...

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

"DATTEBAYO!!" or "BELIEVE IT!!"

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

I really don't know...

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Tobi, Gara, Kabuto? Ummm... Lots of language, and lemon.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

"Let's go out. BELIEVE IT!"

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

Kakashi on a relationship between Sakura and Hinata? Umm... "strange..."

20) How emo is Seven?

Sorta...IN his own way...

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InuYasha Parody by inu'schick91 reviews
This is a parody of the episode where Sesshomaru runs into Kagura with her breasts accidentally exposed, and shows no reaction to that whatsoever. It's basically about what most fans were probably thinking during that moment in the show.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,017 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Kagura, Sesshōmaru - Complete
Gang by Yin-Yan-Yum-Yum reviews
Having trouble writing. Stopped writing cause a pain in the ass friend won't stop bugging me on the couple. Stopped writing. I know you hate me. I'm used to it.I will put up one more chappie to finish it off.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,071 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Sesshōmaru, Kagura - Complete
Pick Up Lines by Skyllar Eve reviews
Kiba's harassing Sakura with pick up lines. Fluff-ish. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Sakura H., Kiba I. - Complete
Going To The Moive's by Yin-Yan-Yum-Yum reviews
Abi, Hiten, Kikyou, Jakotsu, Bankotsu and Kagura go to the movies to complete a list of things to do. Mostly funny. Pleaase read and review.One-shot.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Bankotsu, Kagura - Complete
Mate by AJlovesKakashi reviews
After an argument, Sakura has returned to Konoha. But he can't, just can't let her go. Sasuke is a catalyst for trouble and strife. Will these mates ever be together...Summary isn't all that great, but I worked hard on it. SHANNARO!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,271 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Snap Shot by Little Falcon reviews
GaaSaku... she had her life figured out but when something or rather someone appears on her photo... everything changed...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,172 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
A Wasted Christmas Story by LoveBackwards reviews
One-shot Out of boredom, it's decided a story will be told among a group of friends. BanksxKagura, HitenxAbi, SesshxKiky and...Naraku.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Bankotsu, Kikyō - Complete
The Merry Band of Idiots by ohwhatsherface reviews
They would probably kill each other before they killed Sasuke. Really, what was Shikamaru THINKING when he said they would make a good team?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Sakura H., Kiba I. - Complete
Harassment Covention for Dummies by BewilderedLoca reviews
You know in every job place is required to have conventions for the simplest of things such as job behaviors. Well I'm pretty sure the cast of Inuyasha had to have one too and I think it went through something like this...
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Bankotsu - Complete
I Won't Say I'm In Love by xImStillFlyx reviews
-SongFic-Sasuke has returned to Konaha to find out Sakura has fallen for someone else. But she wont admit it, or say who it is. He over hears an argument between her and her friends.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
A Little Red Envelope by ShelbySabaku reviews
Gaara are you upset?" Sakura asked hesitantly. "Of course I'm upset, The Akatsuki are sending you love letters" he growled. "But it's not even like the Akatsuki" Sakura exclaimed. "It's more like the Akatsuki on Crack!" OOCness. You have been warned
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,560 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 79 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Drinking America Goodbye by Dancing Feather reviews
So England is sitting in at a bar, drinking like he lost a war or something. I don't know why, aru, but I'm the one pouring the drinks. :oneshot:
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/8/2009 - England/Britain, China - Complete
It Was Just A Stupid Question by LoveBackwards reviews
All Bankotsu wants is one perfect night to ask Kagura one simple question...why must everything go wrong? BanksxKagura
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Bankotsu, Kagura - Complete
Who's Got It Worse? by LoveBackwards reviews
Kagura and Abi decide to compare their boyfriends, Hiten and Bankotsu, by telling some of the boy's darkest and...strangest secrets. HitenxAbi BankotsuxKagura
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Kagura, Princess Abi - Complete
Gosh Darn it! by Dancing Feather reviews
There are a lot of people who aren't happy with the English version of Inuyasha. Understandable. But what some of them fail to realize, is that they should be thankful that 4kids or Foxkids didn't get a hold of it. :oneshot:
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,016 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Nemuri no Kagura by ForgottenKaze reviews
In this extremely long oneshot, Kagura becomes a princess, Sesshoumaru a prince, Byakuya a disgrace to the forces of evil, Naraku wears a frilly dress, and Jaken is a doormat. Sleeping Beauty Parody, SessKagu, InuKag, possible others
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,200 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Kagura, Sesshōmaru - Complete
A Puzzle in the Chaos by vampgirl8 reviews
Upon Sasuke's return, Temari and Kankuro host a party in Suna. With truth or dare, seven minutes in heaven, and two crazy inners, what sort of chaos shall ensue? And what romance? Will two oblivious people FINALLY get together? GaaraXSakura LONG ONE-SHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,157 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Girls can be mean by FoRsak3n reviews
Lock Tenten, Hinata, Sakura, Ino and Temari in a room together then stand back and watch the insults fly. Xx Total Crack! Dialogue fiction xX
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,320 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Complete
Invaded Privacy by BewilderedLoca reviews
Siblings torment Bankotsu and Kagura, while they're on the phone...
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Bankotsu, Kagura - Complete
Driving Lessons in Hell by GorimJr reviews
Roy, by default, tries to teach Ed how to drive. It... uh... doesn't work out that well. Some RoyxEd hints, if you take it that way. Maybe more Parental RoyxEd then anything.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Journey by nocturnalMusings reviews
A small town girl from Konoha goes on a midnight train heading anywhere. A city boy from Suna gets on a midnight train heading anywhere. When the two meet, they begin a wonderful journey. GaaSaku
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Fortune cookie by VesperChan reviews
Sakura never knew her teammates to get so worked up over something like a fortune cookie. SakuraTeam7
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 60 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
Legendary Days by Marilena reviews
A parody for usual and crack pairings!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008
Fangirling by Laura-chan reviews
‘I won’t fangirl Uchiha Sasuke, I WON’T FANGIRL Uchiha Sasuke, I ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT FANGIRL Uchiha Sasuke, who cares if he has a godlike body, amazing eyes, soft black hair... Crap.’ AU SasuSaku COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,972 - Reviews: 1320 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 1/17/2008 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Picture to Burn by JEFangirl18 reviews
Kikyo is still depressed on being dumped by Inuyasha so her friends try to cheer her up with a video they made on youtube. rated for language and the pics.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Kikyō, Kagura - Complete
The Bet by kialajaray reviews
Four boys make a bet to sleep with four girls. But what happens when feelings get in the way. Will the bet still matter? highschool fic kagu/sess aya/kou san/mir and kag/inu
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,962 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/9/2007 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Ayame, Kōga - Complete
Akatsuki at the Zoo by Mink Shindo reviews
Crack chronicles of the Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
The Little Kagura by excelsis reviews
Kagura as Ariel in The Little Mermaid.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,611 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Kagura - Complete
O Rly! by nocturnalMusings reviews
Rumors abound! The Grapevine attacks! How do Gaara and Sakura react? Implied GaaSaku. CRACK!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Another public service announcement by Silentlamb reviews
Kagura's right back at ya with another message. Alcohol. And, to help her, Naraku! Drunk enough to kill something! Bewarned, involves drunk driving, rants, no bladder control. Has crazy hit yet? Let's see! One shot. Rated for safety.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Kagura, Naraku - Complete
Before he cheats by 999Shikaku999 reviews
To cheat or not to cheat. Sasuke chose to cheat. Looks like Sakura wasn't as predictable as Sasuke thought after all. Alternate pairing in the end.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/18/2006 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Coffee Table Talk by firefly reviews
Meet Hidan, the religious fanatic. Meet Temari of the Sand, the no nonsense sister of Kankuro and Gaara. Watch what happens when they both happen to run into each other. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 87 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Kagura's Public Service Announcement by Silentlamb reviews
The original! Kagura's here to tell ya the dangers of drugs so you don't go kill yourself! And to help her is... Naraku! ...on crack. Silly randomness, jumping off cliffs, braineating. You have been warned!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Kagura, Naraku - Complete
Bulletproof by Silenced Cry reviews
[She smiles like a heartbreaker and shoots to kill] Leon meets an interesting vandal at the shooting range. LarxeneLeon
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,512 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Larxene, Leon/Squall L. - Complete
Crack Fic 1: Spin the Bottle by Erich Von Freidrichsburg reviews
Hilarious Crack fic I made. Title selfexplanatory.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Complete
30 Uses for Aburame Shino's Insects by Blazing Kusanagi reviews
My name is Shino... For those of you who need help with insect manipulation, this is the book for you
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Shino A. - Complete
Broken by Ishanatur reviews
GaaxSaku Sakura has become cold, distant and extremely powerful after realizing that Sasuke is not coming back. Will she find the cure for her heartbreak in the arms of our favorite red haired Kazekage?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,896 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/3/2006 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Miroku, Grope, Sango, Slap, Miroku, Ow by PsychoSybil reviews
Another parody, poem style, sung to the tune, Let it Snow. Find out how Sango really feels about houshi slap sama.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Miroku, Sango - Complete
I won't say I'm in Love by Blue Kitsune reviews
Sakura finds all of her friends in love and with boyfriends! Except herself... How she wishes for one!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/23/2004 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
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Tension on the Seven Seas reviews
Sakura Haruno. Captain of the Bloody Blossom. Gaara Sabaku. Cabin Boy of the Akatsuki. Sasuke Uchiha. A Dickwad captain of the Navy. When these three strongminded people meet, Tension will run high on the Seven Seas. WARNING! LANGUAGE AND IMPLIED RAPE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,633 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Sakura H., Gaara
I Love You reviews
When a man shrouded in black appears in Kagura's house, what will happen? I suck at summeries. R&R please. This is my first fanfiction, so please be nice. WARNING! CONTAINS CHARACTER DEATH AND LANGUAGE! Some SesshyKagu
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Kagura, Sesshōmaru - Complete