My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.

They're laughing at us because we're idiots. We're laughing at them because they just figured it out.

Friends ask why you're crying. Best friends already have the shovel ready to bury whoever made you cry.

Best friends are people who will kill each other over a bag of chips and say: "Haha, too bad loser!!"

I love school. Except for the learning part. That part gotta go.

When life gives you lemons...you throw them at people!!

I'm pretty sure Mondays need to go die.

Don't try to out-weird me. YOU WILL LOSE.

You cry. I cry. You laugh. I laugh. You jump off a cliff. I laugh even harder.

I'm the type of girl that will burst out at laughing over something that happened... yesterday.

"Immature" is just a word used by people who don't know how to have fun.

Hey you! No, not you! Yes, you. No, the other guy. Hello you!! Do you like tacos?

I didn't lose my mind. It's at home sitting next to my common sense.

I didn't fall, I was testing gravity... it still works.

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having there motives questioned.