Who the heck am I?

Isn't it obvious, I am Mr. Mysterious09! Better known as Aaron or Aza.

Favourite Shows!

Alvin and the Chipmunks (well, duh!)

The Simpsons

NCIS (Ziva David is the BEST!!!)

Numb3rs,

Criminal Minds

CSI: NY

CSI: Miami

Pokemon (who doesn't like this one!)

Favourite Book Series!

Percy Jackson and the Olympians (anyone who says otherwise, prepare for a beatdown)

Favourite Singers/Music Groups

Alvin and the Chipmunks (bet you didn't know that!)

Beyonce Knowles

Alicia Keys

Usher

Rhianna

30H3

Shakira

Black Eyed Peas

Favourite Chipmunks/Ettes

1. Simon (He's just like me, smart and sarcastic)

2. Eleanor (she's incredibly cute)

3. Theodore (he's adorable and loyal)

4. Alvin (He cares for others SOMETIMES)

5. Jeanette (She's okay to an extent)

6. Brittany (I just don't like her)

Favourite Couplings

Alvin and Eleanor (Alvinor) - So perfect together

Alvin and Simon (Alvon) - Got a problem with it?

Alvin and Theodore (Alvidore) - Ever since Innocence Lost...

Simon and Brittany (Brimon) - Don't ask me why!

Theodore and Jeanette (Theonette) - Another I Don't Know

Ok,here are the rules to writting Chipmunks fanfictions.

1) They are brothers, nothing else.
How about them being anthropomorphic talking chipmunks who are international rockstars?

2) They must always live with Dave.
What if they were married? You can only fit so many...

3) They must always end up with the Chipettes. Alvin can hit on other girls, but he must end up with Brittany.
Nuh uh Alvin can be with Eleanor or Simon or Theodore

4) They cannot die.
OMG...must build a shrine to them and pray like mad! *begins with posters of Simon*

5) They can have superpowers, but the color of the magic/ mystical zone has to he the same color as they're signature colors.
Alvin is red, so fire powers! Simon is blue, so water powers! Theodore is green, so grass powers! Brittany is pink, so hallucination powers! Jeanette is purple, so poison powers! Eleanor is spring green, so nature powers! NO PROBS XD

6) They can't die.
Deja Vu?

7) They can't be severly injured.
But they can still be injured, right?

8) There cannot be any OCs. Only the Chipmunks, Dave, and the characters created by the Bagdasarians.
What about the St Johns siblings and all the rest from Rocking At Chipmunk High?

9) The Chipettes HAVE to live with Miss Miller.
Please refer to question 2

10) If you kill them, thus violating numbers 4 and 6, you must bring them back. Also making it a horror story.
Horror stories are so kewl.

11) They can't be in horror stories.
HUH!?!

12) You must have at least three jokes/gags in a chapter.
But what if it's a horror? Simon gets sawn in half and you expect people to laugh at that? FOR SHAME!

13) If you do a Chipmunk crossover, it must be with some other cartoon. Not live action.
What if it's live action Chipmunks?

14) If you have songs, they have to fit in the story. Not just be random.
They can be random if I wish!

15) The Chipmunks do not work for free. If you use them you must send Ross Bagdasarian 100 dollars by the end of the month, or else you'll die instantly.
You cannot kill Mr. Mysterious

16) Don't talk about the rules, don't tell people about the rules, don't even think about the rules.
Well at least I put my five cents worth in!

List 12 of your favorite characters in a random order and answer the questions.

1. Simon

2. Lachlan

3. Theodore

4. Wilhelmina

5. Roxas

6. Sonic

7. Shadow

8. Eleanor

9. Millicent

10. Tails

11. Alvin

12. Declan

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

No. Why would I want to?

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

She's adorable like Eleanor (my chipette OC)

3. What you happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Poor Theodore :(

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Yeah in ChipmunksChipettes4Ever's Rocking At Chipmunk High

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

WRONG!!!!!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

No comment!

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve "going at it"?

Um two and twelve are brothers and seven is not associated with them.

8. Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Kind of.

9. Suggest a title for Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

I suck at titles

10. Do any of your friends read Three het?

Yeah.

11. Do any of your friends write or draw Eleven?

A few bad attempts

12. Would any of your friends write Two/Four/Five?

That would be weird on so many levels

13. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Nothing Sweet About Me by Gabriella Cilmi

14. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

NO IDEA!

15. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Last Week.

16. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Simon and Shadow are in a happy relationship until Millicent runs off with Shadow. Simon, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Alvin and a brief unhappy affair with Declan, then follows the wise advice of Roxas and finds true love with Theodore.

What title would you give this fic?

Simon's True Love Oddessy?

Random

Never argue with idiots. They just drag you down to their level and then beat you with their experience.

Everyone is entilted to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

The surest sign of intelligent life out there is that none of them has never tried contacting us.

The computer beat me once at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

f at first you don't succeed try, try again. If it still dosen't work redefine success.

I hurt myself speed reading. I hit a bookmark.

Women should not have children after 35...realy 35 children is enough.

Two wrongs are only the begining.

If at first you don't succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie.

It realy is as bad as you think and they are out to get you.

If you saw my room, you would know why I don't have my homework.

Cry me a river, build a bridge, GET OVER IT.

Stupid is as stupid does.

Newton's law to teenagers: An object at rest stays at rest unless forced to move.

Slow and steady gets you trampled by other people.

When opertunity knocks, shoot first, ask questions later.

I wanted to kill the prettiest person alive then I realized...Oh ya suicides a bad thing.

If its tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

Scientists say one out of every four people are crazy. Check three of your friends if their o.k. then your it.

Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

Do not walk behind me for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may mot follow. Do not walk beside me either just leave me alone!

Why is it that when a person tells you there are a million stars in the universe you belive them, but if someone tells you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it to make sure.

You know your getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair you used to get from a rollar coaster.

He who laughs last thinks the slowest.

When I'm feeling down I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of the chain and gag himself.

Don't play dumb with me... I'm better at it

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

I'm a palm reader: GASP! You're going to die! But don't worry; you'll live through it.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Sucide hotline...please hold...

Don't drink and drive- you might spill the beer.

Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll think your on drugs.

All trespassers will be shot on sight. All survivors will then be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Have a nice day!

Dying is nature's way of saying,"Hey! You're not alive anymore!"

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bed skydiver? The golfer goes (Whack) "Dang!" The skydiver goes, "Dang!" (Whack)

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

A day without sunshine is like...night.

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot.

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

I did what they say and chose the road less traveled...Now where the heck am I?

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED. Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

WARNING:Do NOT follow in my footsteps...I walk into walls and off the occasional cliff.

I'm not afraid of Death.What's he gonna do,kill me?

Whenever you feel pissed off at someone,walk a mile in their shoes. That way you'r a mile away from them and you have their shoes!BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Did you know...

Have you seen my sanity? I seem to have lost it.

Paper may beat rock but cannon ball make big hole in paper.

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the anwser and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Parents spend the first parts of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Boys are like trees- they take 50 years to grow up.

My knight in shining armor turned put to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Charm is a way of getting the amwser yes without asking a clear question.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

What happens when you get scared half to death twice?

Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

When life hands you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade!

The sun has set the moon has risen, today's the day we get out of prison!!

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

When life gives you lemons squirt them in life's eyes, then run far, far away.

Who was the first person to look a cow andsay, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its butt"?

When French people swear do they say padon my English?

"Most people learn by observation, and there are a few who lear by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot." Anonymous

If technically after midnight it's morning, then why do we call it the middle of the night? Shouldn't we call it something like early morning?

If a fork is made of gold, will it still be called silverware?

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to "Woman Hitler"?

How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Definition of Your Mom: How to anwser a question when your bored.

This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.

Doctors say I have multiple personalties. We disagree with that.

You cry. I cry. You laugh. I laugh. You jump off a cliff. I laugh even harder.

I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.

When life gives you lemons,make apple juice,then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did.

When life gives you lemons, chunck them at the people you hate.

Danger: The person beside you is stupid.

It doesnt matter whether the glass is half empty or half full,just drink it and get it over with.

It takes 42 muscles to frown,28 muscles to smile,but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone.

This world is full of crazy people.THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER!!

I didn't write the following.

A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia