AU. When Rin was six years old, he got into trouble at school. Fearing the disappointment of his father, he did not walk home with Yukio; instead, he took a left turn-and future events started to shift. Rated T for safety.

The destruction of the time turners in the Department of Mysteries throws Harry, Ron and Hermione a thousand years into the past. There they meet the Founders of Hogwarts, who are not at all pleased about what has happened to their school. They decide that something must be done.

Harriet Potter is back for a fourth year of quietly masquerading as her pureblooded cousin in order to pursue her dream. There are those in the Wizarding World who refuse to see her fade into the background, however, and when the forces she's been ignoring conspire to bring her to the fore, it will take everything she has to see her artifice through. Alanna the Lioness take on HP4.

Long ago the Forests of Valbonë were closed to wizards and all were forbidden to set foot within them. So when, at the end of his second year, Harry becomes disenchanted with his life at Hogwarts, where else could he and his unlikely band of cohorts want to go? Join Harry on a trip into the unknown, where the only certainty is that he has absolutely no idea what he's doing.

The story of Thalia as she becomes a tree, and how she's always there, waiting and listening for what might come. *ACCIDENTAL UPDATE: STILL ON PERMANENT HIATUS*

Magic was not the only secret hidden in Harry's ancestry. With nothing more than an old clue and a desperate wish, Harry travels through unfamiliar places and braves unknown danger to find his family.

Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.

The reward for a job well done is a bigger job. In this case, Ayakawa Yukiko's new job is a lot more complicated than anyone expected. The Uchiha massacre and its aftermath, in the world of 'The Way of the Apartment Manager.' WIP

The Master of Death is a dangerous title; many would claim to hold a position greater than Death. Harry is pulled to Middle-earth by the Witch King of Angmar in an attempt to bring Morgoth back to Arda. A year later Angmar falls and Harry is freed. What will he do with the eternity granted to him? Story begins 1000 years before LotR. Eventual major canon divergence.

The Guardians discover that, outside of Earth, many races actually worship Jack as a God. Meanwhile, the Avengers deal with the implications that come with an almighty spirit, otherworldly religions, and the revalation that Santa is real.

Orcs killed Maevyn's family and took her with them as a captive. It was never intended she survive. CHAPTER 35 UP: Leni thinks of trees. ALSO! Grushak versus…

Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...

At first it was about preventing tragedy. For Cloud it soon becomes a fight to protect new bonds, tread untrod paths and find happy endings. Second chances aren't always easy in a time where ghosts live and heroes are human. [ Time Travel, Eventual Slash ]

An injured Ranger finds himself with an unlikely rescuer.

Kimimaro x Sakura. Because some things you feel in your bones.

Harry was never the only person with a penchant for tripping into the most absurd of situations. Reincarnated!Hermione. Somewhat darker than the usual take on Naruto. Political machinations. Character progression. Strong friendship, no romance.

Newt/Harry, Timetravel Shenanigans, Canon Divergent. His plan was to avoid changing the timeline. He knew he wouldn't be able to resist if the opportunity presented itself. So he fled to Africa, where opportunity found him instead.

When Harry lands on Asgard, he doesn't expect to be besieged almost immediately by two gods and a giant wolf. But he's always been the adaptable sort. (No pairing.)

Sometimes it's easy to see the familiar in the faces around you. Sometimes it sucks to figure out why.

If you could start your life over, knowing how things could turn out, what would you do differently? Cloud is offered this chance, and tries to change the future, but he quickly discovers that fate and destiny play a high stakes game.

Sakura had been standing next to her cousin, smiling carelessly, but then the world shifted, and blink, she was gone. Flung back into the middle of the Third Shinobi War and armed with only a kunai and a hair-clip, she makes her stand. It's not about what she did in the past, but rather what she didn't do. Action, adventure, and a slow, burning romance. See inside for pairings.

Everyone else was avoiding the strange man but Harry felt himself drawn to him. His loud, archaic speech and enthusiastic drinking seemed to be off-putting to most people but to the Gryffindor it felt comfortingly familiar how different the man was.

Rival schools, Cross Academy and Konoha Academy, have decided to try to settle their differences by exchanging students. And everyone, both Day and Night class alike, can't help but admit that the three K.A. representatives are very strange. Rocky roads and thin ice ahead; a most turbulent tempest. NaruSakuSai, MultiSaku, SakuraCentric [ALL PREVIOUS CHAPTERS HAVE BEEN REWRITTEN]

Back in time and armed with years of future knowledge, Sakura is ready to take the world by storm. Except... she's four again, not twelve. Ah well, nobody said she couldn't start a little early. Gen, time travel, AU, Sakuracentric.

Life's a lot easier when no one knows you and your only worry is whether or not people in each world speak the same languages you do. Harry can attest to it; he's been jumping for years. He knows how to keep his head down and not get invested. On hindsight, with his track record, Harry supposed it was only a matter of time until he did exactly that.

For the first time in vorns, Soundwave plays a card game and wins a most unusual prize. But according to Jazz, that's when the real game began. Now master and slave must match wits in a game that will push them both to the breaking point and beyond.

Indefinite babysitting duty was so not on Kakashi's list of things he wanted to do with his life.

Nothing seems clear anymore. Everyone wants a portal-hopping warrior on their team, and resident Rogue, Madi Verdantia, has no clue why. After evading another death, she decides the best way to survive her very real demons is to get out of their spotlight and connect with the freedom she once had. Middle Earth is a big place, but is it big enough to contain this girl's ego?

When Sasuke kills the man Hinata has decided she loves, she travels back to a time where she can grow strong enough to unmake that one event. All for him. At least, that's what she tells herself when she leaves the present. Pragmatic!selfish!Hinata. Because I got tired of blushing, sweet, canon-compliant!Hinata and onetruluv time-travel stories.

Konoha and Iwa sign a truce and agree to an Exchange Program between recently promoted genin to "bolster village relations." Fortunately, if anything were to go wrong, Haruno Sakura was just average enough to risk losing.

WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.

Harry wasn't sure how sane following the directions of bodiless voices made him but, well…you can't argue with the results. That and it wasn't like he knew what else to do.

The last thing Cloud wants, when given the chance, is to do it all over again. Instead, he chooses the normal life. After all, a Janitor could never save the world. But... well, it all starts with the General's coffee machine. TimeTravel C/S domCloud

Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.

Sherlock Holmes discovers family he never knew he had, and John Watson finds a child living in the cupboard. Crossover between BBC Sherlock and Harry Potter. NEW webcomic based off my story. See end notes of latest chapter for details.

Harriet Potter's third year masquerading as a pureblood boy promises to be even more complicated than the last two. All she wants is to get through her studies unimpeded, but with pureblood politics, ancient artifacts, and adolescent hormones getting in the way... well, at least she's up to the challenge. Alanna the Lioness take on HP, book three.

AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*

L enters another afterlife, fights crime, eats cake, and attempts to find the love of his life. Along the way, he meets a lot of mass murderers from his past. Some are more welcome than others. Features most characters from the DN canon. Sequel to Second Chances - does not stand alone. Matt/Mello. L/Light. Some other pairings.

And here Harry had thought being the Master of Death was just a frivolous title.

Cloud's first thought on waking in the Shinra training grounds..."Where's the hidden camera?". What is one supposed to do when they find themselves inexplicably in the past? Become a terrorist four years early, of course. And look up a few old friends.

Cloud has suffered and asked for forgiveness, but Aeris knows she alone cannot give him it. He must find that forgiveness and peace where it began, back at SOLDIER. SephirothxCloud REWRITE PLANNED (see profile for details)

Maybe I'm destined for misfortune my entire life. All I ask for is to start my life over again - forget all the wrong I've done, and dedicate the rest of my existence to doing good. Maybe it's too much to ask for. But somehow attracting the attention of To-Oh's two Top Freshmen is something I did NOT ask for. - L x OC x Light (End OC x ?)

The world is breaking. War and technology push on the edge of the unbelievable as S.H.I.E.L.D. desperately tries to keep the peace. Soldier and scientist no longer hold the line alone, as an ancient fire burns alongside them. The last of all wizards.

Hermione is unexpectedly swept into a dystopian world of opposites where Dumbledore reigns as Dark Lord and Muggle technology and the Dark Arts have revolutionized Britain. A Light wizard resistance led by Tom Riddle and the Malfoys has been left to a nightmarish fate. Can Hermione, posing as her darker incarnation, help save a world more shattered than her own? HG/DM

Fighting a heroic battle in a room full of mysterious time pieces is not a smart thing to do. Time Travel, Slash TR/HP.

Naruto badgers Sakura into learning his Sexy Jutsu so he can sneak her into his bachelor party. Sakura caves in to find the experience transforming in more ways then one, causing her to question her self-identity, gender and sexuality.

AU. The arrow injured the Blue Spirit instead of knocking him out, and Aang never found out his identity. Zuko made a Plan to find out more about the Avatar. He didn't expect so many truths to come from the lies.

What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?

AU. When Gaara is admitted to a psychiatric ward, he just wants to be left alone. But others come, trying to "fix" him. Only one catches his immediate attention.

Team Seven is given a very different teacher, and of course, he has a very different approach to teaching. This in turn will turn them into very different shinobi. Don't own. Complete.

I never thought I would become interested in Transformers. So, buying my first Transformer was in order. Come to find out my believed "wasted" twelve dollars were well spent. This is the crazy life of me, my friend, and his friends. DISCONTINUED

During the summer before sixth year, Harry finds an injured bat in the garden and decides to try to heal it...and an unwilling Snape learns just what kind of a person Harry Potter really is. No slash.

Gen. "While on the run, Bruce meets a young man who speaks to the moon. He's probably not quite the sanest friend Bruce could have made, but, well...beggers can't be choosers."

Slash. Thorin/Harry. Dwarf!Harry. Drabble/One-shot series. After returning the Crown Jewel to the Dwarf King, Harry receives a silver hair clip so that the Ancient King who held the glowing jewel most precious could express his thanks upon his death. Years later, Harry awakens stark bollock naked in a field with a beard down to his arsehole and no clue where he is.

The second she realized she was in the world of Naruto, Rae swore she wouldn't interfere. Even so, looking at the shivering 8-year-old before her, she couldn't help but hold him close. It's not like one friend will change anything, right? T for violence and some language.

Thor and Loki never get back to Asgard. Now S.H.I.E.L.D. is stuck with the world's most hated war criminal on their hands and everyone wants a piece - unless they can find a way to get rid of him for good. Jane/Thor/Loki triangle. Post-Avengers.

Harry sacrifices himself to Voldemort in the Forbidden Forest expecting to die. Instead he wakes up in the Third Age of Middle Earth, lost and confused. Realistic crossover with canon Harry. No power-ups, elfling Harry or tenth walker. No slash.

Sometimes you get lucky. Sometimes you don't.

Kill the family. Leave the village. Wait to die. That had always been the plan. But when that system fails somewhere between surviving and undergoing emotional overhaul in Suna, even Uchiha Itachi is starting to believe the universe has it in for him.

When two jutsu clash, Sakura, injured badly, is sent careening through time to the past. Blind, she has to survive alone in the form of a child. Until she helps a man. And then her peace is destroyed and he won't leave her alone.Rated M just in case.

::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)

The Planet isn't willing to let death take away its greatest weapon. If Cloud can't save the past, then he'll be damned to watch history repeat itself. Time travel, SxC, ZxA.

By a sick twist of fate, the mission to Wave ends in disaster for Sakura. Terrified of her own home and the people she should trust the most, she finds herself on the run. When real life seems stranger than fiction, is there any way to carve out a normal life?

Being ignored and gazed at with hatred can lead someone to become a boisterous and loud orange-wearing shinobi, but it can also drive him to become a silent and invisible introvert. Of the two, Naruto takes the logical choice for a future in the Ninja World. Team Sai-Naruto-Sakura. No pairings. Future of bloodshed and grittiness assured.

Harry Potter and Ginny are faltering. This isn't surprising in the slightest. Charlie Weasley happened to be at the right place at the right time, and Jacob Black ends up meeting his imprint at the local laundromat.

While fighting Aizen, Ichigo makes a sacrifice, becoming a zanpakuto. When he survived the killing curse, Harry's soul was disconnected from his body, becoming a shinigami. Every sword needs a wielder. Every warrior needs a sword. Unfortunately a Dead!Fic. Final chapter contains summary of remaining plot.

This will sound a little ridiculous, no matter how Sasuke phrases it. "I see dead people" is embarrassingly tacky, and "I'm half-spirit" seems like something Sakura might say when she's stoned sky high. So he settles for a shrug.

"You are not allowed to die," he growled, deep and fierce and furious. "Not after everything you've taught me. Not after everything I've done to get you back." But the battle was desperate and the stakes so high... Adaptation/Extension based on Shippuden Movie 3.

Ciel Phantomhive can't fathom why his inhumanly perfect butler is late for his morning wake up call. Searching the manor, Ciel ends up in Sebastian's room. The Earl finds himself staring face-to-face with a raven-haired, crimson-eyed demon baby.

Feeling like he and his friends have drifted apart, Harry makes the choice to start over somewhere new. He should have known that even in another world, trouble would still find him; this time in the form of a strange detective. Deaged!Genius!ESP!Harry

While flying back from Godric's Hollow, Hagrid accidentally drops baby Harry over a wild forest. Harry is raised by rebel fairies until his Hogwarts letter arrives. The Dark Lord is in for a surprise... HP/LV romance. SLASH.

In which Harry is an extraordinarily intelligent child who has an intense dislike for boredom, wizards were never meant to be Horcruxes, a certain god of death has an almost lecherous obsession with apples and everyone has their own agenda. AU events for both universes. Dark(ish)!Smart!Harry eventual godlike!harry future slash of both varieties and some het. Polyamory abounds.

Or, The Lady Knight. At sixteen, Lizzy Middleford has been on a tour of the continent for a year. Now, she's a different, sharper person than before...and she's determined to take her place at Ciel's side, whether he likes it or not. All hail the Queen's Paladin. Eventual CielLizzy. Cover art by cielking-art on Tumblr. COMPLETE, with sequel upcoming. May be expanded.

Clint's life has been varying degrees of weird since he made the potentially questionable decision to join the Avengers Initiative. This is setting a new standard, though. And by 'this' we mean 'guess who's sitting in his apartment when Clint gets home.' It's not the Tooth Fairy.

The one where Jane finds a dying Dark Elf after the Greenwich Incident, and experiences personally the price of heroism.

Though it may not seem like it, the creation of the Hogwarts Express was actually a rather logical solution to a very real problem.

Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".

In a wager against Sephiroth, Genesis stubbornly tries to prove that there's talent somewhere inside that clumsy cadet.

He has wings and scales and breathes fire. He's three feet tall and has hairy feet. They fight crime!

Iroh is babysitting his grand-niece for the first time, and naturally enough, tea becomes involved. Unnaturally, a dangerous rebel is looking to take advantage of the situation, and it's up to Iroh to protect the baby. Written for akszirules.

HPThe Hobbit crossover. Seven year old Harry Potter, along with an unexpected someone, falls into Mirkwood Forest just as Bilbo and the dwarves defeat the spiders.

"Are you often in my dreams, Harry? I have not touched your mind since our little encounter at the Department of Mysteries... and yet here you are... saving me in my nightmares." AU!HBP - LV/HP

Following the Uchiha massacre, Sasuke's emotional stability is called into question and the Hokage orders new living arrangements for him. After all, he's not the only desperately lonely, slightly messed up kid running around Konoha. AR. Not Yaoi.

I've just hit a nudist. With my car. And I'm pretty sure he's dead. Oh, and by the way, did I mention when he woke up - he stared at me like a lunatic? Yep, I had just hit a nutter with no clothes on. Could this day get any worse? JACOB X OC DURING BD UNDERGOING EDITING

Do you have a problem that needs fixing? Who better to call than Harry Potter, savior of the wizarding world?

Out of everything in this situation, it was the silence that bothered him the most. Not a station on the radio, not even an emergency broadcast. No blood. No bodies. No nothing. It was as though everyone had simply... vanished. AU, possible gore, "slight" yaoi. -39 chapters

In a world where Madara was never sealed, Natsume Takashi was spirited away as a small child and taken to be raised among spirits. For a long time, this suits all those involved, until the day an exorcist discovers Natsume's existence. For the first time, Natsume has a chance of being accepted by humans. Gen. (Warning: Spoilers for the Long Way Home arc, episode 51-53).

After his defeat, Hidan is confident Jashin will come rescue him and make the world a better place. Too bad no one would have believed him if he were to tell. More importantly...too bad he's right. Not!Romance!Centered Super!Godlike(literally)!Harry!is!Jashin HAITUS

NaNoWriMo 2012 Winner! Summary: A lone Uruk survives the encounter with the Fellowship of the Ring at Amon Hen. Stricken with amnesia from a brutal blow to the head, he has no idea where he is, who he is, or WHAT he is. And then he meets a little Rohirrim girl... COMPLETE

Naruto didn't need 'em. Any of 'em. He had a friend, one who would stick by him, come thick or thin. And even though they're on different teams now, that will never change. Epic Length. Important AN in Chapter 3, please read.

(SEQUEL to From the Darkness We Rise). Defeated by the Unseelie Court, Jack resolves to change his fate and undo the losses he's experienced, by taking back what's been taken from him. Dealing with diminished powers, loss and trauma, Jack will face new darknesses and deal with old shadows. WARNING: Sexual assault.

Harry was exiled from the Wizarding World after the war. Almost destitute, he finds a job that makes full use of the skill set that he has. On the way, he meets a young spider whose skills match his own and a partnership develops. Being Revisied.

"I'm going away, but I'll be back," she told him on that day. Memories have flooded and haunted her ever since. She made a promise, but was it real? What would she do given the opportunity to return? She had to keep that promise... *Sequel to OTSATS*

Jutsu intrinsically twist the laws of physics and what is possible. Sakura really shouldn't be surprised when accidentally mixing a few of them pretzels time and space. Flashfic series. Alternate universe/time travel.

Two Dementors showed up in Little Whinging and changed Harry Potter's world forever. Now he's on the hunt for family he's never known plus entangled in a web of political intrigue and subterfuge. Why does everything happen to him?

Through all of Jack's travels, he keeps coming back to one little village in the woods and one strangely familiar girl with brown hair. And even though he doesn't remember her, he never abandoned his little sister. [Oneshot, short, heartwarming.]

Movieverse. Eighteen months after L's death, Soichiro receives an email from him asking for help. When he arrives, he finds L sick and sleeping rough on the streets of Aomori. Determined to help, Soichiro ends up taking him into his own home and, as L slowly begins to trust him, learning some shocking truths about the young detective's background along the way. Please R&R!

What starts out as an unexplainable attraction soon grows into something much more. Amaimon can't explain it, but he wants to be with her. Always. AmaimonxShiemi

At sixteen, Sakura ponders her role in the village that she has always known. After doing some un-intentional research, she soon finds herself connecting with someone she has never met. :Sakura-centric: REPOSTING HAS BEGUN.

None of this was supposed to happen. SHIELD wasn't supposed to find Thor and Loki on Earth three years after the battle. Loki wasn't supposed to be a silent shadow of who he once was. And the Avengers...weren't ever meant to have to endure the madness that would follow. "Cry, Loki. Cry."

Revamped. He battled the Basilisk, killed it even, but laid wounded beyond reach, dying. The poison would end him, and with him Ginny. But it didn't kill him. It changed him, moved him to a world he hadn't known existed. It gave him hope. And despair.

After the Forest of Death, Sakura comes to realize that being weak is no longer an option. However, she finds that change is sometimes painful and that truth doesn't always come easy. Luckily, she'll have some help along the way.

Following the fall of Voldemort, it is up to the Gringotts goblins to carry out the terms of the Potters' will. What will happen when young Harry Potter - halfblood, Parselmouth, curse-scarred, outsider - is raised in the stalagmite city of Underfoot?

He had always viewed humans with disdain, but this one, she just unsettles him. /"You're cold, Mr. Sun," she says. Yes, well, that was kind of the point./

"It's amazing, sometimes, the things that humans can do". Natsume falls slowly and gently, starts holding out hope for a happy future. But he isn't the only one with special powers, and sometimes precious people get hurt. Natsume/Tanuma.

Three hundred years is a terribly long time. (49) "It's not a dream, is it?"

Just because Sherlock stopped, doesn't mean the Work has to. London is John's city now and he will keep it together with stitching, string, his healing, the food off his table, and sometimes the clothes off his back. John Watson keeps going. He's good at that.

There is a reason hawks are kept hooded before the hunt. For you can clip their wings and hobble their feet, but they are hunters true. And they are loyal only to those who respect that, to those who earn it. Because they are always, always dangerous.

Change comes upon everyone and everything. Sometimes it is gradual, other times it's very sudden. Hiccup's death and spirit-birth is a little bit of both, but it's nothing he can't handle. He was, after all, the first Viking ever to ride a Dragon. RotBTD: Seasonal Spirits: one-shot 1 of 4. HttyD canon-compliant. Mentions of Hiccup/Astrid, character deaths.

22 years have passed since the defeat of Pitch. Jack lives alone, touch-starved, with only the company of a solitary Nightmare. He is set on a path that will lead him to unexpected relationships, draw the attention of the Guardians to new villains, and challenge Jack's notion of what it is to be good, evil, and what it means to live in the shadows. Eventual Blackice / Jack/Pitch.

There's a theory that goes that there's a universe created for every possible choice you make in life. Loki's made a lot of choices. He could make a lot more. Or, the one where Loki wanders through AUs of his life and it starts messing with his head.

When Hinata leaves Konoha, heartbroken but resolute, the last person she expects to see over the rim of her tea cup is him. "You look like you've just seen a ghost," he smirks, and Hinata thinks that some people are just better off dead.

Three hundred years is a long time to be mostly forgotten.

Crime doesn't stop just because you're dead. Set in the afterlife. L catches bad guys, eats cake, falls in love, and is haunted by a giant evil skeleton. Very, very slow meandering romance. Naomi/Raye. Matt/Mello. L/someone familiar.

Snape never wanted anyone to know of his promise to Dumbledore, but has realised that he can protect Potter much better by taking a less passive role in the boy's training. Actually liking Harry Potter has never been part of his plan. mentor/guardian.

[Book 1] A 21st century teenager named Dakota Robbins is tossed into the thick of a Hundred Year War, burdened with unreliable knowledge as well as a stubborn conscience. The lesson to be learned from all of this? Don't stick your hand in mysterious, glowing water and expect to walk away without a story to tell. This is the beginning of that story.

Because Darcy is a serious sort of chick beneath all that pop-culture, and there's a reason for it. Clint enjoys finding out, even if it's technically above his clearance level. DC. Oneshot, don't own, complete. Contains violence.

Six year old Haruno Sakura was short, skinny, and high-pitched to a painful degree when she could be goaded into raising her voice. The twenty-two year old Haruno Sakura was cursing her younger self. Still, she had a whole life to get ready for. Again. AU, done really, really, really slowly. [DISCONTINUED DON'T HURT YOURSELF BY STARTING TO READ IT]

Before he became a guardian, Jack found only one person who could see him. And that person turned out to be not quite human... and far too similar to Jack himself.

While receiving therapy from Dr. Matsuda at an asylum in Tokyo, Light Yagami has come to realize that the Kira investigation, L, and everything that exists within that world is only a figment of his imagination. Yet the more he recognizes his own insanity, the more complex his hallucinations become-until one day the Notebook itself enters his world as a sentient doppelganger. /AU/

Two-shot. Harry smiles at the anachronistic electricity lines and the shinobi appearing from smoke and leafs on top of a roof and decided that he will like this universe.

[FANOWRIMO CHALLENGE] Most people seem to think that developing a doujutsu is a wondrous, unspeakably lucky occurrence. Considering that she now has to deal with an ability she has no idea how to use, family drama, fashion crises, and the world's most rude and vulgar doctor, on top of getting to know her new genin team just after graduation...needless to say, Sakura begs to differ.

Norrington has a decision to make. In the process memories of the past are dredged up. Every once in awhile, I have to write some raving sailing. Norrington has finally got the Black Pearl trapped. Jack is bound to do something crazy, but will it be the last thing he does?

Harry makes friends with a giant, alien, robot. Who happens to be frozen and hidden inside the Hoover Dam. But don't worry, Harry doesn't mind the lack of response. And Megatron only seems to mind the annoying little flesh bag a little bit.

As Sakura sat there in nothing but her underwear, a bottle of sake in hand and the arms of a pair of extremely drunk criminals draped over her shoulders, she realized that everything she thought she knew about the Akatsuki was dead wrong. • AkaSaku • [BEING REWRITTEN]

Tony has a specialized compartment in his suit for Sharpies. No good can come of it.

I just wanted to get home before curfew. Was that really too much to ask? Now, I'm stuck as a cybercat, and to make matters worse, I was adopted! By a mech, no less! Oh, and not just any mech. Optimus Prime. My life is so over. Just shoot me now. OP/OC

The sky had already given up on daylight and was slowly but surely succumbing to the shadows of the night when a darkly clad figure with a pale countenance and fangs appeared out of nowhere...

Harry Potter had never really managed a normal, peaceful Halloween, so he really shouldn't have been surprised when he was suddenly displaced from the grocery store and found himself in front of a maniacally cackling man in a very dramatic outfit.

"Well, he did just give you his first born son, after all." There's nothing like unplanned parenthood to make you grow up fast, as Sakura's learning. Especially when you're ten.

Due to a quirk of fate, Naruto passes the Academy Graduation Exam on his first try. Because of this, his life takes an interesting turn before he joins Team 7 after Kakashi poaches him from his sensei.

He doesn't know why he is standing here in front of the prisoner, trying to persuade it to eat. If it does not deserve what it has, it killed thousands. Refused them the Tesseract and forced them into a war they never wanted. It deserves no mercy. And yet, here he is. ll Inspired by Lady Charity's 'Syrgja'.

Tony Stark died at the age of seventeen with his father in an accident. Harry Potter, witness to both deaths, was tired of living in the Wizarding world. One dying man's wish grants him the reprieve he desperately needs as he takes on the role of billionaire playboy. NOTE: This is an old story and while I don't particularly like it, I know people who still do. So it stayed up.

In which Kakashi is much more than he seems, and Tobi isn't actually Obito. Contains slight crack. Very AU. May be continued if interest is shown.

"No comment." Yeah, well, Tony Stark is tired of the no comments. Here's a comment for you...

After the Dursleys abandon six year old Harry in a park in Kent, Harry comes to the realization that he is an elf. Not a house elf, though. A forest elf. Never mind wizards vs muggles; Harry has his own thing going on. Character study, pre-Hogwarts, NOT a creature!fic, slightly cracky.

Steve has a routine, and god help him if he's going to break that routine for anyone - yes, that includes you, Tony. Enter a local barkeeper with a penchant for the occult and the gift of good conversation. EWE, not slash, just a couple of guys and a few hundred drinks. Rated for fear of the thought police.

Fudge really should have been more careful when he asked the Prime Minster of England to air news about Sirius Black. After all, you never know whose attention you're going to attract.

The sequel to Handle With Care. Cloud and Sephiroth have adjusted to their roles as toy and owner, but life isn't always easy, even with each other. Dealing with the past and the present can be a rough ride.

In which everything that happens in The Avengers is really a big try out to see if the team put together by Nick Fury is going to work. Agent Loki is not pleased to learn the good guys never got the memo. Written for Norsekink.

Time travel/AU. Cloud is cast into a new world when his planet is destroyed, tasked with saving this new younger planet, but can fate ever really be thwarted?

Pointless fluff involving Natsume's hair. Not a shred of plot to be found anywhere. Natsume/Tanuma.

In a universe where Kira is no longer considered a man or a controversy, L's final heir seeks the means to end him. For surely there must be a world that is better without Kira in it. /AU/Post-Alternate Ending Death Note/

Sunako, a girl who controls neither the sand nor her temper very well, longs to see the desert again; but when she's finally given the chance, circumstances change her mind. Even so she and Gaara are forced to return home together—one of them newly-blind.

"Listen Leech, I kinda need some help in Biology, so will you tutor me?" Edward smirked and crossed his arms, "I'll only do it under one condition... I want you to ask me nicely." Full summary inside, pls R&R!

Loki had every intention of wreaking havoc upon Midgard the moment his suicide attempt had failed, it was just too bad that Midgard ended up being so distracting. Who knew that such a primitive society would have such a novel concept as therapy?

He was Captain America, the supersoldier, the man out of time. He was Thor Odinson, god of thunder, the golden crown prince. But sometimes they were able to catch their breath and were just two men trying to find their way through the world.

Thor and Loki's journey goes awry, and Thor learns that just because he is powerful doesn't mean he can always be the protector. In which Thor realizes that to be strong is to know defeat, and the worst battles are not won by blood.

I didn't mean to anger them, truly. All I did was take their weapons until they faced each other and decided to settle their feud. Mistake #1. Gods are very possessive of their weapons.

DEAD. Harry is thrown into a world where purebloods are condemned, Tom Riddle is the Boy Who Lived, and the Dark Lord is someone he'd never suspect. Will his emerging abilities be enough? Should he support Riddle - or the Dark Lord? No slash.

A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'

Helen believed she was mad. That was what everyone called her. Mad Helen... She dreamed of ravens and shadows, lost reflections, and hair that burned like fire. Was she mad? Perhaps. Or maybe she was simply broken, like all of the others in that asylum...

An accident results in Naruto acquiring a unique advantage and a new instructor. Can Ebisu guide Naruto down the path of a successful ninja?

Thor and Steve are definitely not hiding in a Denny's restaurant. Because Thor doesn't hide and Steve doesn't run away from his problems.

Harry never wanted to be a teacher, especially not for a much too hyperactive neon-orange brat of a boy, but a favor promised is a favor kept. Features a quasi-super-but-reluctant!Harry and a motivated-but-not-super!Naruto. ON HOLD, considering rewrite.

"Edmund fades in winter but Susan will pale faster so that she can catch him when he falls." Susan Pevensie loves her brother. She will never forget that, even though she pretends to forget Narnia. Not really AU. An introspective piece on the Gentle Queen in the world which kills her brother. Beginning before Prince Caspian, and goes all the way to The Last Battle.

"Your family, they're about a bajillion miles away, worrying over you, you're worrying over them, but you're away from them to protect them, and that makes you a strong man, because it's hurting you and hurting them too, but you all just deal with it because you love each other." "Is there a relative point to this pep talk, Tony?" "You're a good freaking dad, Banner."

Set after the Kyoto Arc. Something has been bothering Renzou... Why isn't he on Okumura-kun's Cool Dudes ranking list? And thus, he attempts to get onto Rin's list in a subtle manner ... ...until he realizes that there's now a different reason he wants Rin to notice him.

One-shot. A look though Shigeru Fujiwara eyes, how he sees the addition of Natsume to his life. Triggered by episode 23 "Temporary Home" And ties in with that at the end. K because of talk of child abuse.

For such geniuses, they're pretty clueless.

Normal people didn't have to worry about this sort of thing when they go on vacation. They worry about things like losing their luggage, catching a cab or something similar. Not alien invasions. Harry, however, had never been normal. Then again, neither were these guys. One-shot

Kink meme fill, no pairings. "And yet he thinks that maybe this is the moment that defines them as a team – the one where Barton has a goddamn seizure in the shawarma joint and the rest of them panic and run around like headless chickens."

They told him he was Sasuke. Was he mad to believe they were wrong? Optional sequel now up

Thor's been trying to understand Loki for years. Tony's much faster than that. Post movie.

Uchiha Fukurou was conceived when at the same moment, in another universe, Old Man Potter died.

Chronicling the repeated attempts of Hatake Kakashi — who isn't an Unknown Shinobi and doesn't put away his porn or be on time because he can — to return to ANBU, where they teach you not to scream... all the while annoying the girl at the missions desk.

There is one notable difference between Chuunin and Jounin. Then there's the difference between Kakashi and everybody else.

Izuna decides to experiment with his Mangekyo Sharingan and ends up in a world where his counterpart is a fratricidal ass who wanders around wearing an open shirt and a purple rope for a belt.

"I bet you're a vegetarian," said Temari, and she plucked at a nearby plant. "Here's a leaf for you, try not to choke." It all went downhill from there... One road. Two bunkhouses. Three weeks of border patrol. Neji x Temari.

After a magic mishap, Loki finds himself temporarily stuck in the form of a cat. Tony's beginning to think he might be more of a dog person. Eventual Tony/Loki

Uchiha Sasuke keeps a diary during his employment at Otogakure Enterprises. A great, big bucket of moreish crack.

When Albus Dumbledore shows up at Baker Street with strange demands and baby-filled picnic baskets, Sherlock Holmes is less than thrilled. Featuring Detective!Harry, Competent!Quirrell, and the world's only private consulting detective. No slash.

Part 4 of The Poppy Tales. The sequel to Mechanism. Any canon characters you recognise are not mine. All the others are, based on/inspired by Hasbro's Transformers.

No one missed Riddle's pale fist tightening around the useless wand in his lap. "I am Tom," he ground out. "I am here for the sole reason that the alternative was community service." / Hermione moderates a post-Avada Kedavra support group. Chaos ensues.

The war with Voldemort took everything from Harry: his family, his friends, his childhood and his mortality. Over 6 years after the final battle finds a broken Harry Potter in Forks, WA under the care of Dr. Carlisle Cullen. TwilightCrossover Slash HPEC

Harry Potter's animagus form is the Kyuubi no Yōko. And now he's stuck in a little boy named Naruto. So he helps the kid out. And boy is the kid hyperactive. Gen, WIP, AU.

4yrs as Head of the Auror Department, and overworked. Unfortunately for Harry, when Kira shows up in Japan, he finds himself unanimously chosen to infiltrate the NPA! Bring on the detective L, who soon starts digging deeper to discover Harry's secrets!

A wiser and more experienced Naruto is forced onto a team he hadn't wanted to join in the first place. However, as they say, "Those who break the rules are trash. Those who abandon their teammates are worse than trash.". Sequel to First Try.

They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.

Part 3 of The Poppy Tales. The sequel to Devices, Too. If you recognise the name/character from the films, they aren't mine. If you don't, they're my own creations, based on the Hasbro Transformers concept!

Wammy's House, in 60 patchworked ficlets from the perspectives of students and staff. Interquel of Sins of the Father.

Tsubaki Seiji won't be teaching the fifth grade language class for long. Just long enough to become curious about the strange, solitary little boy with golden eyes who claims he can see Youkai. Preseries. Clean!

Don't own. The colourful bug came and sacrificed himself to seal her into an infant bug. This infant bug was a boy, and he was now her responsibility. Just as well she liked bugs really. Complete.

Part 2 of The Poppy Tales. The sequel to Appliances. I suppose at this point I should add the standard disclaimer. If you recognise the name/character from the films, they aren't mine. If you don't, they're my own creations, based on Transformers

A sequal/continuation of Angel from the Dark. The first couple months after loosing her memory, Sakura seemed completly normal. Then she showed signs of the unthinkable. Can love cross all boundries or does fate have something else in mind. -L

Edward, and self-discovery. Bella taught him how to love; his new college roommate may just be the one to teach him how to live. The twenty-first century, Edward is beginning to realise, is actually kind of...awesome.

A fetch in the cradle; it'll get ill and it'll die and it'll be buried, and no one will see it for what it really is. [One-shot.]

Part 1 of The Poppy Tales. A cracky little Transformers-inspired fic sparked by my partner in insanity commenting her washing machine was 'needy'...

When frightened or stressed, Loki transforms into a bunny and sometimes he needs to be cuddled to calm down enough to turn back. Unfortunately, the events of the movie are extremely stressful. Five times he transformed into a rabbit and needed cuddling

Uchiha Mikoto takes the hand of an outcast child, and with it rewrites the destiny of her clan. AU. *SEQUEL UP*

NPA's Light Yagami grows obsessed with catching L, a hacker. To justify L's remarkable skill, Light imagines L is an AI and falls in love with the idea. Too bad L actually turns out to be an AI with some feelings for Light of his own. Cyberpunk LightxL AU

L is deep in the Kira case when suddenly a man with a fake name and a sharp intellect turns up in Japan. As L discovers what attraction is, Harry Potter fights to help L solve the case while falling in love with the detective. Yaoi/slash. Rated mature! Translation in Russian on profile.

Naruto and TenTen become friends while he's still at the Academy; TenTen helps Naruto graduate, and the two of them join Team Gai along with Rock Lee. Now, Naruto must learn what it means to be a jinchuriki, and how far he'll go to defend his ninja way.

Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?

When a certain possession of a certain commander goes missing courtesy of a certain SOLDIER Second, it's up to Cloud to return it. Or end up stuck behind a curtain all afternoon. BONUS CHAPTER: The Can Opener battle.

No one had known a problem quite like this would arise. Of course the Son of Satan would be every demon-girl's dream come true. But Yukio will give everything so Rin remained ignorant, everything to keep him away from those banshees, those... fangirls.

"I may have, um, destroyed the statue containing the eight Bijuu." Naruto stammered. "I think I, ah, accidently missed with Rasenshuriken and I, er, kind of hit the statue. It-" he coughed uncomfortably. "disentigrated." /NaruSaku\ Timetravel!Sannin Era

Take this sinking boat and point us home. We've still got time. Sakura time travel fic.

Because when someone gets a tail suddenly, they wonder about it. It's a TAIL, dammit.

Cloud inherits the house of his dreams after his Great-Uncle Hojo dies, and he thinks that finally, things might be looking up. It's too bad that he's not the only one inhabiting the mansion. ASGZC. **title changed momentarily-not permanent!**

Bumblebee needed a creative outlet. Mikaela needed out of second-period World Civ. Somehow, this evolves into the infamous blog "The Daily Buzz."

The Council of Elrond, and the Fellowship, receive surprising help from a person they had thought would be unforthcoming. Tom Bambadil, or Harry Potter, takes the mantle once more to assist them in their quest.

AU, set game-time. Given the opportunity to become the will behind their favorite video game characters, no one hesitated. Little did they know that the 'game' was more than anyone thought or that it would spiral so far off course. NO OCs. Cloud/Tifa

Being a museum docent is definitely the best job ever—until newbie Cloud gets locked in when statues are coming to life. According to HIM, anyway. Implied future ASGZC. Messed with time-periods. For ShadesofImagination.

After Dumbledore's death, Harry searches for answers in the Pensieve. But something goes wrong. Trapped inside a memory, Harry finds himself at Hogwarts in 1945 where an 18 year old Tom Riddle is teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts. SLASH. Complete.

onshot. complete. don't own HP or DN anything. Just a little speculation on what it would be like if two hugely famous people decided to retreat from everything... to Tasmania. Includes original character. NO pairings, AT ALL.

Team 5 oneshot: After losing the traveling funds on their first C rank, Team 5 is forced to recoup their losses in a most creative manner. The things Naruto is willing to go through for his teammates...

Cloud was destined to be the planet's savior, but before he could be born, something went wrong...and the future was altered faster than you can say "Wark." Alternate Universe. Unfortunately must be considered a Dead!Fic as of 5-16-14

Genesis is offended that Angeal doesn't think that he has a 'green thumb' and proves him wrong. Boy, does he ever.

Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata

Aftermath of PS. An eleven-year-old boy killed a man and all they did was pat him on the head and send him off to bed. Severus finds himself put in the uncomfortable role of Father Confessor. SS, HP. Oneshot.

Dumbledore locks Harry and Snape in the Room of Requirement. Harry's magic works, and Snape's doesn't. Will they kill each other? No slash.

Sequel to The Death God Alliance. Nico, Percy, Sadie, and Carter must work fast to prevent another inter-pantheon incident when mysterious deaths start occurring at Camp Half-Blood right after the Kanes are accidentally picked up in a demigod extraction.

All Genesis was looking for was a quiet place to sleep.

Naruto meets the Kyuubi on his fourth birthday, and assumes that it is his present from the Hokage.

The drowned kitten said unto General Sephiroth, "PLEASE let me in" ...and the Great Silver General slammed the door in his face. Sephiroth/Cloud fluff.

L makes an analysis of Light's name. Light loses it to the degree he can lose it before L even gets to share it. Drabble.

"How does one describe Artemis Fowl? Various psychiatrists have tried and failed." And that is why Artemis is finally brought to Dr. D. Will the doctor succeed where others have failed? What terrible secrets are the master criminal and his family hiding?

When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.

The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.

Series of related and unrelated drabbles concerning funny situations surrounding Nyanko-sensei.

What might happen if Rem dropped the Idiot Ball and explored her options a little more. And by "a little more" I mean "at all". Some LxMisa. Complete.

Cloud had no idea how his life would change on the day he was sent to deliver some papers to the former general Sephiroth's office. A mistaken identity turns his world upside down.

Izaya wakes up in a coffin with nothing but a flashlight and a cell phone. He doesn't know where he is or how much air he has left. All he knows is that he's running out of time and there's only one person who can save him – Heiwajima Shizuo.

One-shot giftfic. Post 'The Fifth Act' - Cloud goes to rescue Yuffie AGAIN. Genesis and his 'nephew' tag along.

Something went wrong. All Will Lennox knows is that he needs to get home.

There's a girl who sits behind the missions desk in the Anbu building. She may and may not be a person. She may and may not have a name. "Important enough to be noticed but never significant enough to be worth hopes and dreams." Part of Ode to the Nobody.

Naruto has been keeping dangerous secrets for years. A long-forgotten dream that just won’t die, an ally he shouldn’t know and a friend no one thought he had are what keep him going. Graduating is the least of his problems…

Ever wonder what happened to Ratchet after he walked into the power lines in the first TF movie? You know you do! Under duress from Eowyn77's muse, the medic reveals all!

Summary: "Embry's unfathomably, unreasonably embarrassed by his casserole, and as he grips it tighter, he's convinced that a better, more impressive illegitimate son would have least brought something with gravy." Rated T for language. Set in TIC: Book Three

There are reasons that no mortal should eat ambrosia. There was the occasion, though, where a human was mistaken for a demigod. He ended up learning those reasons the hard way. Oneshot.

Drowning properly was an art, one that Light had long perfected after the murder of his friend and finding the Death Note, but a chance moment leaves Light struggling to breath as he stumbles his way through a decade long conspiracy. And then there's L.

Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.

One Shot. He's a figment. He's dead. But he's not finished.

Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.

COMPLETE. Chihiro spends a long, hot summer in a tiny seaside community, minding an old auntie's store, but a legend whispered by locals leads the young woman on a quest of rediscovery. A small story with small chapters.

Cloud has an accident with a Time materia. There are people to save, and for that, some people need to die.

"Until Minato and Rin and stupidstupidstupid Kakashi, no one had bothered to shed blood for Obito either." Obito-centric. Explores his life as a brother, an Uchiha, a shinobi, a teammate, and a friend. Obito continues to insist that he is awesome. Written before the Tobito revelation.

In Anbu, they teach you not to scream. And you will remember, because there is no such thing as an ex-Anbu. Written after some sudden inspration. Part of Ode to the Nobody.

It's the most important meal of the day and Sally is determined to make sure Nico eats it. Even if he is 21. Oneshot, definitely completely without a plot.

Itachi's just died...and woken up thirteen again. The only problem is his thirteen year-old self doesn't like the idea of sharing his mind and body with his clan's killer. How hard would you fight to save your family from yourself? ::AU::COMPLETE::

Neji has always been in control. There's just one problem. It's killing him - and only Shikamaru can tell. But sometimes being pulled back from the edge is just as dangerous as being pushed there. Shikamaru/Neji YAOI PART 1 of BtB series

New Chapter! Jack meet Will. Will meet Jack. Quick! Separate them before somebody gets killed! More of the epic of the blacksmith and the pirate. More movie novelization and missing scenes. We have rejoined our regularly scheduled program.

Post TAC. Contains SPOILERS for The Atlantis Complex. Sometimes an inkblot is just an inkblot. Or not...

Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.

The Cullens finally see a psychoanalyst. Edward is hallucinating - he thinks he's a vampire. What lies behind his bizarre delusions? And what dark secrets are the Cullens hiding? The requested sequel to The Serpent and the Mirror.

Morino Ibiki was thought to be the last choice for a jonin sensei, but thanks to the efforts of Umino Iruka, he finds himself saddled with a familiar team of new genin...

Deidara briefly wonders why that foul mouth Jashin idiot has not been killed off by Kakuzu yet. Especially since he had just drawn crude stitches all over his body and was loudly proclaiming Kakuzu's love for porn.

AU. Harry, on the night the first letter came, was dumped by the Dursley's in London. Now, three months later, he is found and expected to lead a normal life at Hogwarts. But, where Harry Potter is concerned, can anything be normal? Mild abuse, neglect.

There are times you feel a little lonely when a stranger passes by. Hinata. Kakuzu.

Hinata has always had trouble with money. Hinata. Kakuzu. AU.

Dr. Dumbledore suspects that Harry's hallucinations about Hogwarts and the Dark Lord hold the clues to a terrible family secret. What are the Potters hiding? And what is Harry's relationship to the shadowy Voldemort? Now COMPLETE.

Haruno Sakura that actually caught a glimpse of the real world and woke up to smell the blood. Basically a 'what if' preview of what could have happened if Sakura didn't revert after the Chuunin exams. No princess to be rescued here. No pairing.

In the beginning, Sebastian had no face. Based on one of Hans Christian Andersen's darker fairytales.

Due to a false report, Sarutobi decides to impersonate 6 years old Naruto for a month. He should have known what he was getting into.

Tony introduces Pepper to her action figure.

A young archer wants to prove she is worthy of being the best of the best. But while her technical skills are great, she lacks the proper yu-yan attitude. Will traveling with a banished Prince help her find her true path? Season one; NO romance.

“Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.” Aro heeded Napoleon’s words as the Cullens made their own fatal mistake—and intended to correct his own.

Eight-year-old Light won't tell his mother his birthday wishes. If he does, he says, they won't come true.

Geniuses do have a tendency to do things backwards. Valentine's Day morning for L and Light.

The most important thing Ryuk learned watching Light Yagami was how to follow the rules to the letter and still break them.

On their way home from the failed invasion, Temari and Kankuro attempt to deal with issues related to Gaara's apology, including whether he really means it, if he's going to eat them, and whether Naruto is secretly a cult leader.

The summer of 1950 was like any other. Conversation was a bit more honest, perhaps.

Five moments that might have happened, somewhere between the cracks and at the edge of the shadows. Matt, Ide, L, Misa and Mogi, on quiet days and in sunlit rooms. Oneshot. Inspired by phollie.

Sarutobi said ANBU was no place for a child, but a brotherhood of killers is more of a family than Naruto ever had. Now, with war looming and intravillage tension threatening his fragile world, even this may not last. Not super!Naruto.

L x Misa. A moment in time. A chance meeting. Fate turned upside down.

The Yagamis are having a Christmas party, and L has little choice but to attend. Cookies are eaten, and Christmassy chaos ensues. L/Light.

The one thing Charlie Swan regretted the most was that he never got to see his little girl grow up.

Mello shoved a drink into his hand. “Less talking,” he ordered, “more drunken shenanigans.” Matt/Mello, Light/L, and Mikami/Gevanni/Near, for IceQueenRex.

150 years after his death, L finally has a challenge again. One-shot.

If you know of the green north-east, then you know of the Air Temple, if you know of the Air Temple, then you know of Pathik. Yet how many know Pathik?- or of his life, long and ragged as the road to Oma Shu? That number is small and dying as a free voice

Light Yagami is not having a good Valentine's Day. Between the new guy with the candy fetish, his partner, Matsuda, and the unsettling new case... the chocolate may be the only thing that loves him at all. Light/L.

An American exchange student comes to the university that L is pretending to be a student at. Unwittingly and quite accidentally, she gets swept up into the Kira investigation. Styled as an anthology of her interactions with and observations of L. LxOC.

Oneshot. Interpol wants to use the Mirror of Erised, and Professor Dumbledore wants to find out why. 'It's just a normal mirror.'

Severus Snape's last letter is not to anyone important.

Very AU & Alt Reality. Legolas never left Middle-Earth, but stayed behind to look after Aragorn's children--most specifically the first-born daughter of each generation. This generation's daughter was never prepared to believe in Elves, much less Legolas.

HP/Naruto crossover. Harry Potter had thought that the Shinobi Continent would be a good place for a nice, relaxing vacation, far away from the constant chaos that seemed to dog his steps. In retrospect, it was a really, really bad idea.

In the summer of the Dawn Treader, Aslan tries to get Peter's attention. But, it's all Greek to Peter as he studies with Professor Kirke and meets unusual people who seem vaguely familiar. Part 1 of The Stone Gryphon

The sequel to Rules. Elijah has a new year and a new mission, but this time Light won't be so cooperative. Let the battle of ideology begin. L vs. Light, nonslash.

But L – the L who is Lawliet, the man, the youth, and the wasted dreams, the false god’s enemy and the untimely death – he has this sense of duty, this idea he has to finish what he’s started. L before he steps out of the shadows. Oneshot.

Whoever said door to door salesmen were annoying was absolutely, positively, most definitely right. Hidan/Sakura. Mature Humor.

He is so thin now that he can disappear into nothingness. MurtaghxEragon. EraMur. Slash.

They tried so hard to succeed. Step 1: Ignore Her. Step 2: Deny Your Feelings. Step 3: Make an Excuse. Step 4: Blame Society. Step 5: Give Up. NasuadaArya femslash.

Thirteen stages in the life of a genius. Daedalus, rated T for angst!fail.

Light needs coffee, damn it.

A horrible day gets a bit bet - er, worse - when Mello discovers that a certain albino boy has disa-Neared. Matt, Mello, L, and Light set out to find him, come hell, high water, or chocolate shortages. Well, maybe not those. Matt/Mello, Light/L.

"Sasuke Uchiha, did you just sell me to your crazy older brother?" How Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto learn that stealing Christmas trees off the Interstate is not the way to go. With help from Law Enforcement Agent Itachi Uchiha, of course. ItaSaku AU.

He imagined you could lose yourself in those eyes - release your handholds and forget all you’d ever been. It was their vastness, or their depth, or their color, or the weird-muddled fusion of the three. Light/L.

It suited him, the city did - the ocean in particular. L was gray and white and black like the heart of the night, but there was something vital to him, too. Light/L.

Light pressed a hand to the glass. “Ryuzaki, it’s snowing. It’s snowing on Christmas. Isn’t that kind of… magical?”

No one should have been too surprised when Near curled up under the Christmas tree and fell quite contentedly asleep. It was when he awoke that things started getting strange...

There is a horrid similarity in this, but Peter is no longer the boy she faced across a battlefield. Movie-verse.

He seems to have forgotten just who she is. Rated for brief mentions of torture.

God help the poor fool who messes with her boys. Kunoichi centric

Raito always had a plan, an equation to explain everything. Yet that one variable, that one elusive word, hadn't been factored in. Will he change the equation, or stand by and watch? Full Sum Inside. LxRaito Slash, Yaoi, etc

He is not a saint. He is not God. Even his sense of justice is skewed. After all, how can Kira rationalize his use of the Death Note when he himself is nothing but a common criminal? A member of the yakuza? LxRaito, AU.

AU: Honestly, what were the odds of Uzumaki Naruto running into his only surviving relatives in the middle of the marketplace? Slim to none, right? Too bad the odds never mattered to the luckiest and most unfortunate genin in Konoha. [Not 367 Compliant]

Genma is ten years old when a mission goes wrong. Genma is ten when he loses his mind. Raidou is twelve when he tries to put him back together.

Sometimes the prey evolves, or at least learns how to issue restraining orders. Metafic.

June, 1940. Two Mongolian villagers stumble upon a strange child from distant Tibet, who brings fresh air into their moribund lives. But a sudden attack by an obsessed Japanese officer begins an adventure for them all, through a China wracked by war. AU.

Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards

A series of conversations between the Dauntless, the Interceptor, and the Black Pearl. New chapter--a little angsty Pearl POV from the first movie.

It’s hard to be chained to an paranoid detective, especially when you’re in love with him.

Harry thinks the new Defence professor needs watching. Harry Potter/Death Note crossover

Crackfic. Upon gazing into that Plexiglas box and peering at the rows of stuffed animals, Gaara swore that one of them would be his. No matter what the cost. Oneshot.

In his fifth year at Hogwarts, Tom Riddle concocts a new name for himself. A name which no one is ever allowed to use... Yes, because THAT sounds practical, Tom.

Behind the sweet mask of a good girl there lies a dirty little secret.

L and Matt have a chance encounter in the Wammy's kitchen at 3:30 AM.

Yet another take on Harry's first Occlumency lesson with Snape.

Emmett decides to attempt to turn peaches into vampires. WARNING: Extremely pointless and stupid!

Hehehe...Llama's...and Jack! LOL!

GinnyHarryDraco in various styles and worlds, written as responses to thirtyforthree's first theme set. Rather experimental; please read the author's note for more details. COMPLETE

It's nearly pathetic how easy it is to fool a village full of ninjas. Iruka lies so much that he can hardly remember the truth. ONESHOT, SLASH.

You see us every day: the paperwork ninja, who sit behind a desk and push papers around. You may pity us, or hold us in contempt, or ignore us. But you do not know us. Oneshot

Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.

All good plans go awry sometimes. Luna can attest to that. Her first year was a strange one, and Luna decides to take matters into her own hands. In her sixth, she sees too much and pays the price. TRLL

“There are scars, of course, but no one else notices.” Ginny Weasley deals with the aftermath of the Chamber. PostCoS oneshot

Ibiki doesn't do cute and fluffy, and Konoha's chuunin are in for a lot of pain. [Oneshot, no pairings.]

Ayakawa Yukiko retired from being a ninja, and she's come to terms with that. Then the Third Hokage summons her for an assignment that will change her life. AU story, set six years premanga. COMPLETE

They were the closest thing he'd ever known to family: Mother, Madness, Rage, Grief, Terror, Chaos... and Strife.

If Ibiki sits at one table by the teashop entrance, face in shadow but turned so he can see every person walking down the street...well, that's just doing research. [Oneshot]

They are a society unto themselves, even in death. It's almost a religion. [Turkfic]

A slippery bookshelf, an out-of-reach book, and a story from an Elfling long grown up. (Fluffy one-shot. No slash.)

AU - What if Galadriel had taken the Ring? Very dark, with bad things happening to everyone you may care for. And I do mean everyone. One-shot.

Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... (STRONG language; NOT a M-Sue)

Yet another (mighty) stretch from Master Tolkien's work - a challenge for both reader and writer. Elves: immortal, powerful, rich, bitter, secluded, secret. And living amongst us today.

The story of Melkor Morgoth and Luthien Tinuviel

The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.

PRESLASH Legolas and Mithrandir meet for the first time. FINISHED!

AU. Legolas, imprisoned by Saruman, discovers *exactly* how Orcs were made .... While Gimli keeps a vigil he will never forget. REVISED AGAIN! (The last revision, I hope.)

What really happened to Dennis Creevey after he fell in the lake on the way to Hogwarts?