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Author has written 4 stories for Dragon Quest Series, Fullmetal Alchemist, Hobbit, Misc. Tv Shows, Inheritance Cycle, How to Train Your Dragon, and Monty Python.

I am This Cat (What did that)

Call me Steve if you like. Or Cat. I don't mind.

I like many things, fanfiction, history, and art among them

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If He Be Worthy by AndyHood reviews
In the aftermath of the alien invasion of London, Coulson's team is set out to retrieve a man, a man that had picked up Thor's hammer. John Watson hadn't meant to get mixed up in the alien invasion only intending to repay a favor. He had only been surveying the damage done by the aliens when he had tripped on a hammer, he didn't know the significance of being able to pick it up.
Crossover - Sherlock & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,429 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 867 - Updated: 7/14 - Published: 6/25/2014 - John W., Mycroft H., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor
Soul of Fire by Zeionia aka Disturbed reviews
After being betrayed by Soul Society, Ichigo and his sisters leave Karakura behind to find shelter with the remains of their grandfather's clan in the Land of Fire. Instead of the peaceful life they were hoping for, they reach Konoha just as a new danger appears to threaten the Uzumaki. Heart-broken and tired of fighting, will Ichigo be able to protect his sisters and his new home?
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 278,153 - Reviews: 1196 - Favs: 2,559 - Follows: 2,723 - Updated: 5/4 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Naruto U., Ichigo K.
Blood Ties by Igornerd reviews
It wasn't enough to have to deal with the Thalmor, the Falmer, and all his other enemies. Now he had to deal with the antics of a blond boy, too.
Crossover - Naruto & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 172,823 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 1,331 - Follows: 1,577 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 4/20/2014 - Naruto U., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
Golden by hazelfay reviews
Some things are worth trading away, and some things are worth waiting for. But some things aren't for you to trade, and sometimes, waiting will bring a wrath you don't deserve. "very well then, little sinner, it is a deal. your world and your death..."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,775 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Harry P., Edward E.
The Most Precious of Treasures by SapphireShelle91 reviews
Bilbo is thought to have died during the Battle of the Five Armies, but in reality she has returned home to Shire, believing that she has been forever banished from her friends sides and that they are far better off believing that she is indeed dead. Bagginsshield with Fem!Bilbo. Full Summary inside.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 72 - Words: 276,668 - Reviews: 2181 - Favs: 2,364 - Follows: 2,397 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Frodo B.
An Act of Courage by Mystical Magician reviews
Iruka didn't know how it had happened, nor why. The reality was thus: he was a 16-year-old not-quite-master waterbender in an unfamiliar world. He had no frame of reference, no home, and no reason to go on living; until the three children. AU Narutoverse. Eventual kakairu.
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,077 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 12/29/2018 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Iruka U.
Fishsticks by Likhoradka reviews
Castiel is a marine biologist that reluctantly joins his brother in a search for a mysterious underwater creature. Destiel, Sabriel. Fluff and misunderstandings.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 106,445 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 5/20/2018 - Published: 9/2/2013 - [Dean W., Castiel] [Sam W., Gabriel]
Seeking by jaimi-or-jaemi reviews
John's a wolf-shifter who has just recently returned to London, Sherlock is the gifted human who just happens to need a flatmate, what happens when the two of them come in contact with each other. Shapeshifter AU, johnlock, rating for language, violence, and eventual smut/slash. Still in progress, should be complete somewhere around 140 chapters
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 127 - Words: 386,307 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 2/15/2018 - Published: 6/10/2014 - [John W., Sherlock H.]
Eye for an Eye, A Tooth for a Goat by saiyuri-dahlia reviews
Link and Prince Sidon go hunting for a mystical fish to eat and all Link gets in return is his boyfriend's shiny shark tooth. Link/Sidon, fluff.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,971 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/24/2017 - [Link, Prince Sidon] - Complete
The Alchemy Teacher by Tash the Traumatized Teapot reviews
In which Ed goes off to teach alchemy at Hogwarts. Set after FMA Brotherhood. Ed still have his automail arm and alchemy.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,424 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 1,898 - Follows: 2,456 - Updated: 1/31/2017 - Published: 9/2/2014 - Harry P., Remus L., Alphonse E., Edward E.
Keeping A Promise by Lanx Borealis reviews
After the death of his estranged student, Nicholas Flamel, Edward Elric gives the man one promise: To protect Harry Potter, the child who helped save the Stone. But when writing in blood start appearing in the walls of Hogwarts, hinting at an old evil returning, Edward must prevent the repeat of fifty years ago. Discontinued.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 118,175 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 1,047 - Follows: 1,140 - Updated: 9/3/2016 - Published: 3/14/2014 - Harry P., Albus D., Edward E. - Complete
Facebook by D.T. Mars reviews
33 likes and 52 comments. This is what Facebook users liked? He scrolled back up to the picture and shrugged. He respected that.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 23,174 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 6/17/2016 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Distance by SomethingIncorporeal reviews
If anyone was going to change the path of Albus Dumbledore's life, he certainly didn't expect it to be Edward Elric. However, we can't always pick who the universe throws our way and Nicolas seemed perfectly content with their new research partner. Whether the wizarding world would still be standing at the end of their collaboration however, was another question. Crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,943 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 2/23/2016 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Albus D., Nicolas F., Edward E.
Red Eyes by GP72 reviews
Sam and Dean Winchester investigate a series of unexplained disappearances in the small town of Sedaia, Colorado - a job that will bring them into a collision course with two agents of the FBI, Fox Mulder and Dana Scully. The truth, unfortunately, will prove a little stranger than any of them could have predicted.
Crossover - X-Files & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,010 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/20/2016 - Published: 9/17/2013 - F. Mulder, D. Scully, Dean W., Sam W.
Kobayashi Maru by Saphrae reviews
Kobayashi Maru (n): 1. an unbeatable test 2. a no-win scenario. Sergeant Gregory Parker faces his most dangerous negotiation yet. Dean Winchester has 55 hostages, one accomplice, and no clear goal. One-shot.
Crossover - Supernatural & Flashpoint - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,553 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 49 - Published: 2/2/2016 - Dean W., Greg P. - Complete
Prodigious Progeny by minkspit reviews
There was an ongoing feud between Merrill and Skipper and Logalog about whether her beloved adopted grandson was a rat. They were correct, actually. Not that half-blind and senile Merrill noticed.
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,326 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/8/2015 - Published: 5/27/2015 - Bryony, OC - Complete
We're not calling it Babe by emebalia reviews
The Winchester family gets a rather unusual new member. Season 10.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 49,111 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/19/2015 - Published: 4/11/2015 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The Jumper Chronicles by HermioneGirl96 reviews
After the first war, Remus realizes his chances of working in the wizarding world are slim, and his wand just reminds him of how James, Lily, and Peter died. To escape this world of pain, Remus attends med school, posing as a Muggle and going by his middle name: John. A story of the missing 12 years of Remus's life . . . in which he became John Watson. Guys, seriously, it all fits.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 48 - Words: 111,223 - Reviews: 991 - Favs: 1,155 - Follows: 1,500 - Updated: 9/3/2015 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Remus L., John W.
Age of Ultron: Redux by madsthenerdygirl reviews
Mads watched 'Age of Ultron'. Mads hated 'Age of Ultron'. Mads rewrote 'Age of Ultron'. NOTE: The revised and improved version of this story is on my Ao3 account. I suggest you read that instead. Same username as this account, same fic title.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,390 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/30/2015 - [Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.] Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Roommates by Satirrian reviews
Uzumaki Naruto, the savior of the Fourth Shinobi War, had only one fear: ghosts. (Besides Sakura-chan, of course.)
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,720 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 10/14/2014 - Naruto U., Ichigo K.
Outgoing Male by Dolium-Praedonum reviews
In which Kakashi is a chronically late UPS man and Iruka has an online shopping addiction. Plotless fun written for awholenewworldofkink on Tumblr in response to their prompt.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/21/2014 - [Iruka U., Kakashi H.] - Complete
Sayonara, Iruka-Sensei! by Late Night Confidance reviews
"With all due respect, Hokage-sama," Iruka began. "Are you sure I am the right person for this... job?" xXx Iruka is chosen to undergo a mission in the hopes of changing the current war-torn world. His task - to defeat the enemy before it ever becomes a threat. xXx [Time-Travel] [Slight Hurt/Comfort and possibly Romance in later chapters] [Iruka-centric]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,753 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/5/2014 - Published: 9/18/2014 - Iruka U.
Heard You Crying by Giggles96 reviews
Mike wakes up in what he swiftly determines is an alternate reality - one where Harvey grows concerned every time he calls him Harvey and he can't seem to stop shedding stupid tears. One-shot. Sort of ties in with my other story Can't Go Back, but can absolutely be read as a stand-alone. De-aged!Mike.
Suits - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,528 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/26/2014 - Harvey S., Mike R. - Complete
Death Himself by Satirrian reviews
Voldemort always wanted to meet death. Now that he has, he's regretting it. Two worlds, safely separated from each other, collide in the form of one half-breed, Ichigo Kurosaki. Being alive and dead at the same time would have its own consequences. DISCONTINUED.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,269 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 10/15/2014 - Published: 8/4/2014 - Ichigo K.
Biology 101 by deerskins reviews
Peter Parker just wants a little normalcy in his life. Sure, being a science teacher is a little mundane but it gives him joy. Too bad that's been ripped away from him now that Deadpool is posing as a janitor at Midtown High.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,359 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 8/5/2014 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Deadpool/Wade W.
More Than Just A Murder by AkitaFallow reviews
As bodies pile up and evidence remains scarce, the CSI team has to fight against increasingly strange circumstances and an even stranger suspect in order to solve what is likely the most complicated case they have ever encountered. /FMA 2003 anime, NOT CoS compliant/
Crossover - CSI & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 200,940 - Reviews: 2115 - Favs: 1,468 - Follows: 1,244 - Updated: 10/3/2014 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Gil G., Edward E. - Complete
4:30 AM by Marigold Faucet reviews
Prompt fic. AU. Some gifts are given when they are needed most.
Crossover - Hobbit & Discworld - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,315 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/18/2014 - Death, Fíli, Kíli, Dís - Complete
Laoich by reading reviews
Strange things are happening in Beacon Hills, California. The Winchester brothers investigate.
Crossover - Supernatural & Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,040 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Dean W., Sam W., Scott M., Stiles S.
Waves of Sunshine by SilverLight7 reviews
Iruka hadn't meant to stay so late at the Academy. When he stumbles across a young Naruto out on the streets, one moment of hesitation is all it takes for history to completely rewrite itself. Who knew one Chunnin could make such a difference? Naru/Hina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,533 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 9/1/2014 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Naruto U., Iruka U., Hiruzen S.
Incandescent Ruin by incoherent-and-bitter reviews
Ichigo is dead. Not Soul-Society dead. Lost-to-oblivion dead, or so everyone thinks. The War is over, and Aizen is victorious, now Spirit King. The Resistance works to bring him down, but hope is dwindling as Ichigo is yet to be found. Each person must face their demons and emerge triumphant, for they cannot fail. The Kingdom must fall. The King must die.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,042 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/29/2014 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Ichigo K.
Wayward Son by Rainy Meadows reviews
It started with a scroll, and a theft later that night. The Storm Hawks meet a boy with eyes as gold as the sun, and then things really start to get strange. Rated T for violence and a certain young alchemist's language.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,410 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/10/2014 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Edward E., Aerrow - Complete
One and Another by liketolaugh reviews
Dean stumbles across a strange child playing poker in a place where he does not belong. Shortly thereafter, the two of them walking together run across something even Dean's never seen before. Things only escalate from there. Stanford Era!Dean and Pre-series!Allen.
Crossover - D.Gray-Man & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,830 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 6/10/2014 - Published: 1/20/2014 - Allen Walker, Cross Marian, Dean W. - Complete
Second Nature by emebalia reviews
After a werewolf hunt gone wrong the Winchesters have to deal with the aftermath.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,975 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/4/2014 - Published: 2/1/2014 - Dean W., Sam W., Impala - Complete
Made for You by Raxicoricofallapatorious reviews
When John was shot in the shoulder he was decommissioned and his memory and personality was wiped. Sherlock was given the blank droid and he quickly learns that this droid is more than it seems. John just so happened to come back and no one can fathom how or why. Android AU. One-shot. Johnlock if you squint.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,440 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/14/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
I Write Myself In Binary by Pyroclast17 reviews
Android AU. John Watson is one of the few humans alive to have merged with an android. It's not as wonderful as the movies would have you believe. Mild Johnlock. Rated for violence.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Sherlock H., John W.
Evidence of the Inevitable by Raine-Lily-Vandal reviews
Sherlock Holmes is a detective for the NSY and partners with DI Lestrade. She's not loved at work but she's one of the best. Joanne Watson is a profiler on consult for NSY, one of the best at her job since she's been brought home from war in Afghanistan. These two must work together to solve a case before more people get hurt. Fem!Lock, Cop!Lock, AU, Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,936 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 2/3/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Molly Hooper
Catch Me If I Fall by phoenixreal reviews
AU: Established Johnlock. Shortly after Sherlock starts helping at the Yard, an accident traps him and Anderson together and Sherlock's badly concussed, meaning Anderson has to keep him talking. He finds out that the freak is human after all, and that the man who saved him will do so yet again. Implied past non-con, drug use, suicide attempt, nothing explicit. Oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 49 - Published: 2/7/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] Anderson, DI Lestrade - Complete
Sentiment by Roselna reviews
"What is it?" Sherlock demanded. If Greg hadn't known better, he might have said Sherlock sounded...concerned. Like something horrible could be inside the box. Hell, maybe Sherlock was concerned. Greg couldn't tell anymore. (Johnlock, Military Reunion AU)
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,923 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 107 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Darkest of Our Days by Blood Dahlia reviews
Peter's whole life is crumbling apart around him, and no one seems to notice but Gwen and Wade. They just hope that they can save Peter from himself before he does something drastic...
Crossover - Spider-Man & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,106 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Gwen S., Deadpool/Wade W. - Complete
He was once Ya'akov by JPalmerGirl reviews
Larten Crespley had another assistant before Darren. A young jewish boy from Auschwitz who'd been blooded at the camp. But the boy is now grown and created a life for himself among humans. But when his new life is disrupted by the finding of a familiar flyer. His lies come to light and he is forced to be the fourth hunter in the War of the Scars.
Crossover - NCIS & Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 9/11/2013 - Jimmy P., Mr. Crepsley
Ravings Of A Mad Man by Petague Killaboo reviews
On the corner of Leaf Fort Road and Bark Boulevard, just near the end of market street was a man. A mad man who rambled from dawn 'til dusk. Somehow poor little Iruka comes to know this man as he carves out his own ninja path. A young Iruka Story!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,287 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Iruka U.
Bloody Hell by Laora reviews
[Fem!Bilbo.] -— When Bella collapses one day on the road, her face chalk-white and her arms wrapped around her stomach, most of the dwarves fear the worst.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,154 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 159 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Bilbo B., Kíli - Complete
Mission Hogwarts by Rebarbative reviews
When Voldemort's actions threaten the vampire clan, they send their young prince to join his enemy's forces. Can Darren eradicate the threat, before it's too late?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 57,595 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Complete
Zanzou by chibi heishi reviews
*Shinkirou sequel* With the Godaime overthrown and Sanctuary triumphant, Konohans are finally able to live without the suffocating shroud of fear. But Danzo made enemies besides his own people, and Konoha is about to face the consequences of his actions.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,318 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Iruka U., Naruto U.
Encounter by FireflySummer reviews
While imprisoned aboard the Hellicarrier, an unexpected visitor calls on Loki. Much to the god's surprise, he's got a few tricks up his sleeves, including a startling amount of insight into Loki's character. Rated T for safety. Cover Lineart drawn by me. Coloring by Pai-Draws on Deviantart.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,641 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Edward E., Loki - Complete
Partners and Daemons by Elfprinzess reviews
AU one shot. In a world where each person has a daemon, an animal manifestation of their soul, and one true Partner each, even a high-functioning sociopath has a Partner. Please read and review! Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,758 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 43 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
When the Detective met the Vampire by daleksanddetectives reviews
Sherlock met a man who claimed to be a vampire once. The man warned him of others like himself, the vampaneze. Sherlock always thought it was a load of rubbish until one of them turns up at Baker Street almost thirty years later.
Crossover - Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Mr. Crepsley, Sherlock H. - Complete
Bobby's Weekend Off by emebalia reviews
Sam: "You built a panic room?"; Bobby: "I had a weekend off." 4x02 ; This is said "weekend". It took Bobby a little while longer than a weekend to build the Panic Room, though. Warnings inside.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,652 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Bobby S. - Complete
The Tomato in the Mirror by Rokhal reviews
Loki No-One's-Son, meet Sam Winchester. Loki, play nice. Make a new friend. No? What are you doing, Loki? Give Sam his body back. Or at least break him out of SHIELD custody, come on.
Crossover - Supernatural & Thor - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,482 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Sam W., Loki - Complete
Who You Gonna Call? by Phoenix on cloud nine reviews
"You know I always ask why you don't charge me as much for my apartment?" Mike asked his landlord. "Is it because someone died in there? 'Cause there's a ghost in my wardrobe."
Suits - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,362 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Harvey S., Mike R. - Complete
Forgotten by Petague Killaboo reviews
Pain is a powerful beast with razor claws that tear at mind and body. It nibbles on sanity with the teeth of madness and lets the putrid breath of lunacy hang about the crippled mind. Can he survive, or will he fall? How valuable is the information?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 97,255 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Iruka U. - Complete
Ultimate Alchemist by Gufetto reviews
When Edward sacrifices his life to save Al, he winds up in a modern world full of super-humans in tights and underwear. It'll take some time to get used to this change...
Crossover - Ultimate Marvel & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,309 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Edward E.
Stories behind the rules by new moongirl reviews
Things team 19 are no longer allowed to do. These are my stories behind them. All Ibiki could recall was that it all started with a Failed D-rank, and then things just snowballed from there.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,730 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Iruka U.
The Return by chibi heishi reviews
When the battle is hopeless, a shinobi has two choices. He or she can stay and fight to the bitter end, or can escape. But not all who choose escape are running. *AU*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 6/28/2010
Semper Feegle by SpaceAnJL reviews
Anyone who read 'Feegles on a Firefly' - yeah, this is more of the same type of crazy. Sorry about that.
Crossover - Discworld & NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Rob Anybody, Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Of Claws and Clones by xXWeShouldShoutXx reviews
With the Mutant Registration Act validated, Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura retaliate against the government in the name of freedom. They become in over their heads when they're contacted by Xavier and thrust into a battle over humanity. MAY CONTAIN YAOI/YURI
Crossover - X-Men & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,902 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Naruto U.
Darren Takes Hogwarts by Crowlows19 reviews
Captured by Wizard and not entirely sure if he's still sane, Darren pieces together the mystery of the Vampaneze Lord. Crossover. One Shot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,828 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Darren Shan - Complete
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1789 - Favs: 4,706 - Follows: 1,519 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Smoke on the Water by Mousme reviews
Michael Westen has enough problems of his own, but when he meets a pair of mysterious brothers seemingly investigating the same case, his life gets a whole lot more complicated.
Crossover - Supernatural & Burn Notice - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,219 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 44 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Sam W., Michael W. - Complete
Don't Judge a Book by sbgrrl reviews
It's spring of 1985. Rick and AJ Simon are on what they think is a routine case when something ... not routine happens. Their whole perspective has to shift to accommodate the Winchester family and all that entails.
Crossover - Simon and Simon & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,793 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Complete
Nature Calls by Nadene reviews
To think that he was ordered by the Hokage to do this was outrageous.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Iruka U. - Complete
Things Team Nineteen Are No Longer Allowed To Do by H.E. Gray reviews
Iruka's genin team was never normal, by any definition of the word.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 1122 - Favs: 2,580 - Follows: 1,651 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Iruka U., Kotetsu H.
Agents and Hunters by sg2009 reviews
Crossover with NCIS. People who work in Abby's lab are never what they seem. And Sam is no exception.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,679 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Alchemist by Pyralis Anacreon reviews
Edward Elric, as seen by ten mutants.
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,462 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 95 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Edward E. - Complete
Low Sodium Freak by sbgrrl reviews
Rated T for language only. Prompt response from LJ: Stanford-era. Part of Sam's scholarship includes work-study, and he's assigned to the cafeteria. He gets caught stealing salt.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Sam W. - Complete
And now for something completely different by A.A. Pessimal reviews
Troll crime-lord Chrysophrase has a problem. He has inadvertently taken a heavy dose of Slab. His trip takes him to a crazy place where Ethel the Frog leaps and reports investigatively and other crazy things happen. Monty Python flies over the Discworld.
Crossover - Discworld & British Comedy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,940 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Complete
Crack Fic: InterUniverse Travel Incorporated II by Hugger-Of-Trees reviews
Maladict gets plonked onto Serenity this time. It's just a jump to the left. A little step to the right. With your hands on your hips, and your characters in a dimension jump fic. Let's do the Time Warp again!
Crossover - Discworld & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,012 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Polly P. - Complete
Like the Rifle by lembas7 reviews
While on the trail of something that's ripping its victims to shreds, Sam and Dean run into an . . . unexpected complication. It's a small world, after all. Season 1 casefic.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,229 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 54 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Dean W., Sam W.
Shinkirou by chibi heishi reviews
AU cliche. When the Sandaime fell, a nightmare descended upon Konoha. But on the day the nightmare began, no one noticed that one teacher's aid and a few young children disappeared. That simple fact may be the only hope Konoha has left.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 65,474 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 1,394 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Healing Arts by A.A. Pessimal reviews
On the Pellenor Fields, a vampire is near death. On the Discworld, a vampire deprived of her coffee fix is having "flashsides". the Last Detail's medic, Igorina, gets caught betwen two vampires. LOTR meets Pratchett's Discworld. Monstrouous Regiment
Crossover - Discworld & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,545 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Aragorn - Complete
Lilac and Purple by Lady Keane reviews
Robbie's past has long been buried - it is a part of the town's history that all concerned would rather forget. When an unknown danger is found lurking in his father's old house, Robbie is compelled to confront everything that still haunts him.
Lazytown - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,113 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Robbie R., Sportacus - Complete
Paperwork ninja's revenge: Carbon Copy Ninja by Goldenkizamu reviews
Dead fic Sorry - Sequel to Paperwork Ninja, Day in the Life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,400 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 10/31/2007 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Iruka U., Sasuke U.
Feegles on a Firefly by SpaceAnJL reviews
Because this is how my mind works. Sorry about that.
Crossover - Discworld & Firefly - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/21/2007 - Complete
The Right Way: A love story in four acts by hercat reviews
Because every author needs a drunken morningafterthenightbefore story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,299 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/8/2006 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Never Cut Twice by shadowmaster62 reviews
[Complete!]After failing to save Sasuke, Naruto escapes the village. Now alone, on the run, and wielding the sword of the Demon of the Mist, Naruto tries to rebuild his life as a ninja. NarutoTemari pairing [Last Chapter: Promises Kept]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 133,009 - Reviews: 3340 - Favs: 6,534 - Follows: 2,418 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
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There and Back Again, Via Dragon reviews
They had killed them all, leaving them as the only survivors. So they fled south, away to the warmer lands, away to a land of unrest. Deep in the heart of a mountain, a dragon stirs. Auish. Combining elements from both the books and films for both Hobbit and HTTYD
Crossover - Hobbit & How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/21/2015 - Published: 12/31/2014
The Squirting reviews
The Stig must save the world from drowning in North Korean Cum. Can he do it? Will Kim Jong Un ever get that A ? Where's the Spanish Inquastion in all this? Crack, pure unadulterated crack. So cracky, Charlie Sheen would be all over this. M for MY VAGINA!
Crossover - Misc. Tv Shows & Monty Python - Rated: M - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2015
Craters After Skyfall reviews
Two years since the final fall. Two long years, but now she was ready to take on the world.
Dragon Quest Series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,126 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 7/5/2014
Memories reviews
"Grandpa, Mama says you were at the battle of the burning plain. Is that true? What was it like? Did you fight the dragon?" his grandson's eyes lit up with the idea of heroics and dragons. The old man snorted "My child, do not elevate me to the level of heroes. I would not have lived if not for a strange man." One shot, may continue
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/30/2014