One particularly interesting day pits the most sane splicer in Rapture against the city as he's forced to guide the who's who of this forsaken city to where ever they want "And on the right you'll see a dead splicer. And on the left another!" I hope his sarcasm and comments amuse you, rated T for language

Booker begins to feel things he feel he shouldn't for the woman he's rescuing. Elizabeth has no clue the effect she has on him and only wants to make him feel better. Rated-M, AU! Quite raunchy. *Originally a one-shot* I really dislike the title, but I'll just ignore it for now...