SilverWings1997
 Author has written 3 stories for Maximum Ride, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians. HELLO PEOPLE OF FANFICTION!! Well now that that's out of the way i go by SilverWings on here but feel free to call me Silver or Wings or whatever else. I'm not picky about that. Anyway... umm... i hope that you all enjoy my fanfics. So yeah. Um... i like the books Maximum Ride, Witch and Wizard, Daniel X, Vampire Academy, Vampire Diaries, Harry Potter, and many more. My age is somewhere between 0 and 100. I absolutely LOVE to sing, act, read, write, talk to my friends, and all the stuff that most girls my age like to do. I love all sorts of music and i basically live off it. If my ipod and computer were dead i would die. Since when my computer is unusable for some reason my ipod gets me through it. I love all different kinds of music from stuff by Lady Gaga to Taylor Swift to Paramore to Flyleaf to Linkin Park or Evanescense (excuse my spelling if i spelled that wrong. i can never get it right!). I started a Maximum Ride fanfic and it's called Poisoned. Please check it out? It's about a girl named Diana who has to team up with the flock to get the antidote for her brother who was poisoned at the school. That's it! Just wanna let everyone know I'm not dead! And the story that I'm writing (*cough* attempting *cough*) Winged, well I've decided that if anybody desired to I would continue it if someone would like to help me. Otherwise I'm pretty much already stuck and probably take it down. :( So... yeah if you wanna help just PM me! Oh and I got a fictionpress account! Link here: http://www.fictionpress.com/u/759582/SilverWings1997 Yep same name as here! Well i'm just gonna put some stuff here to take up space: Now for semoehtnig itnresitng... i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it! People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs. I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms. Cute but psycho- things even out. If you can't convince them, confuse them. Hell issued a restraining order on me...oh the fun to be had! My heart is not a playground An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge What happens if you get scared half to death... twice? Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one I don't need your attitude. I got one of my own It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not. I'm looking forward to regretting this. Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorous. But not so much tastey! Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later Join the dark side. We have cookies! I'm not always a dork- sometimes I'm asleep I'm not insensitive, I just don't care I had amnesia once--or twice. You know what? I don't really even remember. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. Who doesn't love comebacks that make the other person sound stupid? Very few personal problems can't be solved through suitable application of high explosives. Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS! There are three types of people: those who can count, and those who can't. All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative. Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun! Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is my ceiling. Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from. He who laughs last thinks slowest. The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. I'm not a complete idiot - some parts are missing. Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face. I see regular people! Run for your lives! Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales? Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone. If you always stop to smell the roses sooner or later you'll inhale a bee. If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk! If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete. You say physco like it's a bad thing (some people just don't understand) I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS! I hear voices, and they don't like you. Normal people worry me. Education is important, school however, is another matter. I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me. What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding. I think they named oranges before they named carrots. "Hey, what are these?" "They're Orange." "What about these?" "Ah Shoot!" I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more. Don’t mess with me. I've got a stick. If two wrongs don't make a right, try three I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends. You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me. The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. I intend to live forever... so far so good Old enough to know better, young enough to do it again Embrace the inner rebel - don't sit up straight Sure I have super powers! I just don't wanna show you You're awesome... but when the zombies come, I'm tripping you I am not weird... just plotting I don't obsess! I think intensely! I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my super powers. Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to. I smile because I have no idea what's going on! One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over. Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door... You know you're stressed out when you can hear mimes. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there! Between two evils, I always pick the one I've never tried. Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together. The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. The road to success is always under construction. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it. Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement. He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor. If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives. Whatever it is -- I didn't do it! "Fragile. Do not drop." -- Posted on a Boeing 757 Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'? What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. This is a quantum car. I don't know where I am, but I'm going really fast. You know the speed of light;so what is the speed of dark? Gene Police: You!! Out Of The Pool! Why can pizza get to your house faster then an ambulance? Why are they called apartments when they all stick together? If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? Am I the only one who finds it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is abbreviation such a long word? If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done? When the guy first discovered milk...what do you think he was doing? On Sears hairdryer: On a bag of Fritos: On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swann frozen dinners: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a Rowenta iron: On Boot's Children's cough medicine: On Nytol sleep aid: On a Korean kitchen knife: On a string of Christmas lights: On a food processor: On Sainsbury's peanuts: On an American Airlines packet of nuts: On a Swedish chainsaw: On a child's Superman costume: "Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?" ~ Anonymous "Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak." ~ Anonymous "Everyday is a gift, that's why they call it the present." ~ Anonymous "My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone." ~ Anonymous "If you know me, chances are you hate me." ~ Anonymous "When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back." ~ Anonymous "Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it." ~ Anonymous "Sometimes, people just build walls up not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to break through." ~ Anonymous "The cracks in the cement are a reminder that no matter how strong you may be, you can break." ~ Anonymous 'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' Gazzy barked." "'You were designed to be very smart, Max,' she told me.'We electrically stimulated your synaptic nerve endings while your brain was developing.' (The director) "Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot." –Anonymous Girls, don't take it if he hits you. If he hits you, hit him back twice as hard and break something like he broke your heart. Hit him like the girl you are. Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say. If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them. Weird is good. Strange is bad. Weird is the same as different which means the same as unique! Which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this on your profile If you’ve been on the computer for hours on end reading multiple fanfictions copy and paste this on your profile If you have insanely annoying siblings copy and paste this on your profile If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile If you have ever tripped on your own feet copy and paste this on your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this on your profile If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile If you have a tendency to talk to your self, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever heard the voices of the characters of the book you're reading in your head...copy/paste this intoyour profile. Copy and Paste this on your profile if…. you check your phone for no reason , because you know nobody texted you. you will go slightly out of your way to step on a crunchy looking leaf. you always hear your name, when its not being called. you hate hearing your voice in recordings. ... ... you use the word "thingy" when you can't remember what something is called. you pretend your writing in class so the teacher won't call on you. you say the entire alphabet because you can't remember what letter comes next. A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut, no one knows she was raped at 13. People call another Guy fat. No one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight. People call an old man ugly. No one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 95% of you won't. Did you know Justin Bieber sings like a girl? Did you know I can sing better than Justin Bieber when I have a sore throat? Did you know I'm making February Anti-Bieber Awareness month? (Or, at least I'm trying.) Did you know Valentines Day is useless? (Unless you spend all day watching horror movies where the boyfriend/lover/husband/Justin Bieber gets killed. Now that's a holiday.) Did you know Justin Bieber is uglier than me in the morning? Did you know 9/10s of the world's girl population has at least one poster of Justin Bieber on their walls? Did you know I am an active member of Anti-Bieber club, or the Bieber Busters? (Who you gonna call?) Copy and paste this onto your profile if you believe in any of this. Spread the word of Anti-Bieber NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS! NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you! PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you! NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for Vacation PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile! Things Maximum Ride has Taught Us: 1. Being different is okay. 2. Even the little things can help save the world. 3. Red-heads are evil! 4. Love always makes itself known. Even if it takes you five books and fourteen years of your life to see it, it's there. 5. 6-year-olds do have the ability to take over the world. 6. Duct tape is a handy tool if you have a mimicking 8-year-old. 7. The loss of a vet would be a tragedy. 8. Dressing in dark clothes and never talking does not make you emo; it makes you Fang-like. 9. French is the universal language. 10. Fang-sized is an acceptable form of measurement. 11. Count your blessings. 12. Teen magazines don't help you in life or death situations. 13. Nachos and Moutain Dew are proper mind controlling devices. 14. Fang has the power to sum up your life story in nine words. 15. Even a kick-ass, leader of a merry band of mutants like Max can make mistakes. 16. Never get hooked on Valium. 17. The best breed of dogs are talking Scotties!! 18. If one cannot be corrupted by power or money, there's always Snicker's bars. 19. It is okay to sell your soul for a chocolate-chip cookie. 20. Kids are better than adults. 21. You'll know the Apocalypse is coming when Max is wearing a dress. 22. The best cooks are blind pyros. 23. Submarines are tiny tin cans of doom. 24. Desert rat should always be cooked to well-done. 25. School really is an evil place. 26. Teachers really are out to get you. 27. Remember to flap. 28. Only one bird kid could pull off preppy Top-Siders. 29. GIRLS KICK BOYS' BUTTS!! Normal 0 false false false EN-US X-NONE X-NONE MicrosoftInternetExplorer4A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut, no one knows she was raped at 13. People call another Guy fat. No one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight. People call an old man ugly. No one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 95% of you won't. Did you know Justin Bieber sings like a girl? Did you know I can sing better than Justin Bieber when I have a sore throat? Did you know I'm making February Anti-Bieber Awareness month? (Or, at least I'm trying.) Did you know Valentines Day is useless? (Unless you spend all day watching horror movies where the boyfriend/lover/husband/Justin Bieber gets killed. Now that's a holiday.) Did you know Justin Bieber is uglier than me in the morning? Did you know 9/10s of the world's girl population has at least one poster of Justin Bieber on their walls? Did you know I am an active member of Anti-Bieber club, or the Bieber Busters? (Who you gonna call?) Copy and paste this onto your profile if you believe in any of this. Spread the word of Anti-Bieber NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS! NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you! PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you! NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for Vacation PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile! Things Maximum Ride has Taught Us: 1. Being different is okay. 2. Even the little things can help save the world. 3. Red-heads are evil! 4. Love always makes itself known. Even if it takes you five books and fourteen years of your life to see it, it's there. 5. 6-year-olds do have the ability to take over the world. 6. Duct tape is a handy tool if you have a mimicking 8-year-old. 7. The loss of a vet would be a tragedy. 8. Dressing in dark clothes and never talking does not make you emo; it makes you Fang-like. 9. French is the universal language. 10. Fang-sized is an acceptable form of measurement. 11. Count your blessings. 12. Teen magazines don't help you in life or death situations. 13. Nachos and Moutain Dew are proper mind controlling devices. 14. Fang has the power to sum up your life story in nine words. 15. Even a kick-ass, leader of a merry band of mutants like Max can make mistakes. 16. Never get hooked on Valium. 17. The best breed of dogs are talking Scotties!! 18. If one cannot be corrupted by power or money, there's always Snicker's bars. 19. It is okay to sell your soul for a chocolate-chip cookie. 20. Kids are better than adults. 21. You'll know the Apocalypse is coming when Max is wearing a dress. 22. The best cooks are blind pyros. 23. Submarines are tiny tin cans of doom. 24. Desert rat should always be cooked to well-done. 25. School really is an evil place. 26. Teachers really are out to get you. 27. Remember to flap. 28. Only one bird kid could pull off preppy Top-Siders. 29. GIRLS KICK BOYS' BUTTS!! | |||||||
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