Hi. As you may or may not have noticed, I write song lyrics, quotes, stories, and poems and post them on my page. Anyway, I live a practically normal life: I go to school, I eat ice cream and cake, I read, I write, I eat ice cream and cake... (MMMMMMMM!) I breathe... (Speaking of breathing, I am one of the 2% of girls that would still be alive if Twilight said breathing wasn't cool.) By the way, I LOVE ice cream and cake. Back to the subject of writing... What was I saying again??? Oh! I haven't really posted much, but keep checking, and eventually, I'll post something. Do you have a favorite book you'd like me to write a fan-fic about? Message me and let me know.

With love,

Me

Hey, peep-ol-a-s! It's KW. I just thought that I might post an update, but, I have nothing to say... I know I haven't posted any stories yet, but I'm working on it. I'm busy, so, I don't get much time to type. KK! (SUPERCALIFRSGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS! ...I think that's how you spell it... Oh, well.)

Promise I'll post soon! (Not like anybody'll read it anyway.)

Kennedy W. XD

These are some things I stole off of my best friend's profile:

98 of teens would be dead if Twilight said breathing wasn't cool. Post this if you are a part of the 2 laughing and breathing.

95 of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5 that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP!!!" (Personally, I love JB, so in MY world, he's going to be caught be fire-fighters!)

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.
-- Douglas Adams

War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.

If you now say "I want my phone call", "Why so serious?", and "You wanna know how I got these scars?" at random points in the day, put this in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're in love with a character that doesn't even exist, copy this into your profile. (MMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

If sarcasm is your first and favorite language, copy this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy this into your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. :) ("No, Daddy, I didn't steal the 308 longrange rifle again, I PROMISE...heehee") -giggle

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. (True dat!)

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy and paste this in to your profile.

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. (Do it all of the time.)

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! XD

If you have ever choked on air, (or any other substance you thought imposible to choke on), copy and paste this (Does coughing count?)

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insanse, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile

If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile. (most of my friends are guys! Jeeze, just cuz I'm talking to them and laughing doesn't mean we're dating! aargh! *MentalAndLovingIt* and me!)

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile. (Sar- Wait... I really shouldn't say names, now, should I?)

Hey, peoples! Okay, here's a joke. (BAMA FANS ONLY!!!)

So, there's a young boy and an old man. The boy is walking on the side of the road when the man says, "Hey, kid. Where's your mama?" "She's at home; she beats me." Replies the boy. The old dude then asks, "Where's your daddy?" "He's at home and he beats me, too." Says the kid. "Then where are you headed?" Asks the old man. "I'm going to Auburn; I hear nobody beats ANYONE there!"