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Name: Rebecca, Becca, Ruh, You, That One Person, Dork

Age: Wouldn't you like to know... Let's just say I'm still in high school.

Personality: Fuck off(:


"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain."

-Unknown


I am fluent in sarcasm.

My life is average, that is all.

I am a total grammar and spelling Nazi.

Reading is my life and I don't understand why that amazes people.

Disney.

I am a chibi seme(:

I can't sing, but that doesn't stop me.

I am smart. If you treat me like I'm not, I will not hesitate to punch you in the face.

People who don't know me think I'm quiet. People who do wish I was.

I will never act my age.

Pirates!

I am a perfectionist.

I don't obsess, I think intensely.

Don't follow in my footsteps, I run into walls.

I am who I am, deal with it.

Love me or hate me, I'm still gonna shine.


"Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened."

-Dr. Seuss


M U S I C:

-All Time Low

-All-American Rejects

-Backstreet Boys(:

-Blink 182

-Cartel

-Cascada

-Cute Is What We Aim For

-Eminem

-Every Avenue

-Fall Out Boy

-Forever the Sickest Kids

Fort Minor

-The Friday Night Boys

-Hey Monday

-Hit the Lights

-The Last Goodnight

-Lights Out Dancing

-Mayday Parade

-Metro Station

-Panic! At the Disco

-Paramore

-Plug In Stereo

-The Ready Set

-Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

-Relient K

-A Rocket To The Moon

-School Boy Humor

-Sing It Loud

-Stereo Skyline

-The Summer Set

-Twenty Twenty

-Yellowcard


"Everything will be okay in the end. If it's not okay, it's not the end."

-Unknown


Where the Sidewalk Ends

By Shel Silverstein

There is a place where the sidewalk ends
And before the street begins,
And there the grass grows soft and white,
And there the sun burns crimson bright,
And there the moon-bird rests from his flight
To cool in the peppermint wind.

Let us leave this place where the smoke blows black
And the dark street winds and bends.
Past the pits where the asphalt flowers grow
We shall walk with a walk that is measured and slow,
And watch where the chalk-white arrows go
To the place where the sidewalk ends.

Yes we'll walk with a walk that is measured and slow,
And we'll go where the chalk-white arrows go,
For the children, they mark, and the children, they know
The place where the sidewalk ends.


"Be my singing lesson, be my song. When I tell you I'm falling, tell me I'm strong."

-Patty Griffin


Make your ninja name from the following alphabet:

A- ka B- zu C- mi D- te E- ku F- lu G- ji H- ri I- ki J-zu K- me L- ta M- rin N- to O-mo P- no Q- ke R- shi S- ari T-chi U- do V- ru W-mei X- na Y- fu Z- zi

After you finish, post it in a new bulletin with your name ...

Amaris- Karinkashikiari
April - Kanoshikita
Jude - Zudoteku
Keith - Mekukichiri
valerie ~ ruka taku shikiku (say that 3 times fast!)
Mike - Rin Kimeku
murphy- Rin doshino rifu
logan - Tamojikato Takuku Rimotarinkuari!
Miss Lady Annik- Mikashimotakitoku Takuritakiku Tadotozikushi (awesome.. I can't say my own name!)
Tomaz - Chimorinkazi
Lidija - Takitekizuka (hehe)
Christian Storm- Mirishikiarichikikato Arichimoshirin !!yes!!
Aaron - Kakashimoto - great, my name sounds like a fecal Motorola commercial...
Mike- Rinkimeku- ricky makes who?
Lara~ Takashika Zukutatakulukudokitataku!!... I like it!
meg - rinkuji the eliminator!
Kyja- Mefuzuka Mekitoji ...mmmmm, delicious
Felix- Lukutakina (dammit, I'm a girl!!)
Zack- Zikamemi
Brian- Zushikikato
Erin-kushikito ( thats pretty hot)
Tony-Chimotofu
KELSEY- MEKUTAARIKUFU
karrah- mekashishikari zushikikatoto. woooo.
Vanessa- Rukatokuariarika Arichikikushi. yus sir
Codey- Mimotekufu Zumotachiku
Karlee- mekashitakuku
Alisha-katakiaririka
Eric- Kushikimi
Charlie-mirikanotakiku
Mario-Rinkashikimo
Emily Rota- Kurinkitafu Shimochika...i like it muy macho!
Laura Jopp - Takadoshika Zumomono haha i love it
Hannah Rikatotokari
Steph - Arichikunori
Ruth-Shidochiri
Matt- Rinkachichi
Ashley- Kaariritakufu
Aradia- Kashikatekika
Kim- Mekirin
Jet- Zukuchi...I sound like a type of food...
Bella- Zukutataka...Ha ha ha! I sound funny!_
Angie-Katojiriku...It sounds like a mix of a guy and girl's name...
Jenna-Zukutotoka
Dzamira= Tezikarinkishika...sounds like a type of sushi or sumthin...
April- kanoshikita
Emily-Kurinkitafu
Sarah-Arikashikari
Steven-Arichikurukuto(me:that sounds awsome!!)
Lauren Smith-Takadoshikuto Aririnkichiri (me: Wow...ummm...lol)
Eden- Kutekuto
Olivia-Motakirukika
and StarWarsAddi is...Dun Dun Dun...: ArichikashiMeikashiariKateteki (Say THAT 5 times fast!! LOL)
Jessi - Zukuariariki Meikuzuzukushi interesting...
Heather -Rikukachirikushi
Shadow-Rikukachirikushi Tafufuto
Kaila-Mekakikata Rinkashikiku Nokukashiarimotowicked!
Billy mcnamara=zukitatafu rinmotokarinkashika
madison-rinkatekiarimoto

Kathleen- mekachiritakukuto (awesome)

Michaela- rinkimiri kakutaka... kakutaka sounds funny. _."

Megan- Rinku-jiketo (Ooh, fancy!)

Tiffany- Chikilulukatofu (lolwut?)

Lala girl in lalaland- takataka jikishita kato takatakatakatote (... WTF!! That is one handful!! it sounds Indian...XD)

Cheyenne Wicke( eternal nekomata)-mirikufukutotoku meikimimeku ( um)

Bridget: (Yuki from Atama Ga Kuru Teru) Zushikitejikuchi (OMG i just had an epiphany! my name sounds like some fancy Japanese drug company! XD

Kathryn Claeys (Aurora): Mekachirifuto Mitakakufuari (Kadoshikeka)...-o geeze...i cant even read my own name...0-o...lol talk about a mouth full-

Kira Womack- Mekishika Meimorinkamemi Er- my first name is a...guys???? (lol although it also sounds like some sort of chant...can't procounce my last name haha ^v^)

Rebecca Smith - Shikuzukumimika Aririnkichiri (Haha, wow. I can't even pronounce that...)


"Good timber does not grow with ease:
The stronger wind, the stronger trees;
The further sky, the greater length;
The more the storm, the more the strength."

-Douglas Malloch


You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _"

You can finish this 'In West Philadelphia _'

You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!

You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

You remember reading "Goosebumps"

You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.

You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not

If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.

when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.

You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.

You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.

You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.

You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"

You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.

You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.

You remember those Where's Waldo books.

You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.

When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.

You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.

Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.

You played and/or collected "Pogs"

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

. . . Furbies (FUUURRRBBIIIEEESSS!!!!)

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.

And Windows 95 was the best.

You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.

Michael Jordan was a king.

You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.

You collected those Beanie Babies.

Carebears

You collected all the Troll dolls

If you even know what an original walkman is.

You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"

You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said

You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!

You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.

You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.

Before the MySpace frenzy . . .

Before the Internet & text messaging . . .

Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .

Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .

Before Spongebob . . .

Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.

When light up trainers were cool.

When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.

When we recorded stuff on VCRs.

When gameboy was a brick.

Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.

Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!

Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .

or if you smiled at one of these things.

I miss those days :''(


"Forget the risk, take the fall. If it's what you want, then it's worth it all."

-Unknown


It's funny how hello is always accompanied with goodbye.

It's funny how good memories can start to make you cry.

It's funny how forever never seems to last,

It's funny how much you'd lose if you forgot about your past.

It's funny how "friends" can just leave you when you're down,

It's funny how how when you need someone they're never around.

It's funny how people change and think they're so much better.

It's funny how many lies can be packed into one "love letter."

It's funny how people forgive even though they can't forget.

It's funny how one night can contain so much regret.

It's funny how ironic life turns out to be,

but the finniest part of all, is that none of that's funny to me.

I didn't write that, but I thought it was so true.


"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."

-Douglas Adams


Isn't it amazing that George Carlin - a comedian of the 70's and 80's - could write something so very moving... and so very appropriate?

A Message by George Carlin:

The irony of our time in history is that we have taller buildings, but shorter tempers; wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints.

We spend more, but have less; we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families;more conveniences, but less time.

We have more degrees, but less sense; more knowledge, but less judgement; more experts, yet more problems; more medicine, but less wellness.

We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch t.v. too much, and pray too seldom.

We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values.

We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often.

We've learned to make a living, but not a life.

We've added years to life not life to years.

We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor.

We conquered outer space, but not inner space.

We've done larger things but not better things.

We've cleaned up the air but polluted the soul.

We've conquered the atom, but not our prejudice.

We write more but learn less.

We plan more but accomplish less.

We've learned to rush but not to wait.

We build more computers to hold more information, to produce more copies than ever, but we communicate less and less.

These are times of fast food and slow digestion; big men and small character; steep profits and shallow relationships.

These are days of two incomes but more divorce; fancier houses but broken homes.

These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throwaway morality, one night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do everything from cheer, to quiet, to kill.

It is a time when there is much in the showroom window and nothing in the stockroom.

Remember: spend some time with your loved ones, because they are not going to be around forever.

Remember: say a kind word to someone who looks up to you in awe, because that little person soon will grow up and leave your side.

Remember: give a warm hug to the one next to you, because that is the only treasure you can give with your heart and it doesn't cost a cent.

Remember: say "I love you" to your partner and your loved ones, but most of all mean it. A kiss and an embrace will mend hurt when it comes from deep inside of you.

Remember: hold hands and cherish the moment for someday that person will not be there again.

Give time to love, give time to speak! And give time to share the precious thoughts in your mind.

AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take but by the moments and places that take our breath away.

Only In America

Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America ...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Only in America ...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight

Only in America ...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

EVER WONDER ..Why the sun lightens our hair but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money is called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?


"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who matter don't mind and those who mind don't matter."

-Dr. Seuss


Girls

are like apples

on trees. The best ones

are at the top of the tree.

The boys don't want to reach

for the good ones because they

are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten apples

from the ground that aren't as good,

but easy. So the apples at the to think

something is wrong with them, when in

reality, they're amazing. They just

have to wait for the right boy to

come along, the one who's

brave enough to

climb all

the way

to the top

of the tree.

I'm not a perfect girl.

My hair doesn't always stay in place,

I spill a lot of things and I'm pretty clumsy.

But when I think about it and take a step back,

I remember how amazing my life truly is and that maybe...

I like being imperfect.


"The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think."

-Unknown


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Three Changes by risokura reviews
Two and a half years later, it wasn't supposed to fall apart like this. AxelRoxas AU. Inertia Creeps Sequel.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,790 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Quiet on the Campus by MaliceArchangela reviews
Sequel: After a long boring summer, Cin is ready to start college. But what happens when the Akatsuki show up injured at her front door? She heals them and they go off to college. But on the campus, can the boys keep their secret? Or will Cin go insane?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 86,003 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Akatsuki, Deidara - Complete
Simple Math by Versace Frolic reviews
Before Axel and his band of quirky deviants became MTV and Billboard staples, he was half the equation. Roxas, the other half, left the familiar math of him plus everyone's favorite redhead in the distant past. Oh, the pitfalls of fame and teenage fascination. AkuRoku for Valentine's Day 2013.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,009 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Criminally Insane Just Got More Legal by LinzRW reviews
Second Book in the Criminally Insane Series. The Akatsuki, Kate, Hannah, and Dessie get sent to an alternate universe called Seanova. Featuring the Ikustaka, C-Itachi, exploding pancakes, The Great God Four, the return of the Love Guru, Squisher, the Madara problem, Felix, the sadistic queen, and Hannah and Zetsu's Video of Evil Blackmail.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 84 - Words: 201,578 - Reviews: 3356 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Biting Back by Candy.Heart.For.You reviews
Literally beaten black and blue, Uchiha Sasuke is painfully dragged back to Konoha curtesy to none other than Sakura Haruno herself. Her Next Goal: Make Sasuke pay for what he did. Oh yeah, it was time to execute her revenge and bite back -- Sakura style.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 81,838 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Give a Little Bit by Skye Maxwell reviews
A series of unrelated drabbles. Different themes, characters, genres, and whatnot. Quick and fun to read. Suggest a drabble idea, and I might write it and dedicate it to you.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 100 - Words: 22,053 - Reviews: 1006 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
Betwixt and Between by owlpostagain reviews
A collection of drabbles and one-shots featuring the cast and characters of Kingdom Hearts. Includes a variety of pairings Akuroku, Zemyx, Soriku, Seiner .
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 58,129 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Axel, Roxas
The Longest Day by DXM Junkie reviews
"Good morning America, today is Sept. 11, 2001, and the weather-" the voice tittered until Axel shut the radio off. The redhead groaned. He had to be at work in the South Tower early. This was going to be a very long day. Akuroku. Zemyx.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,327 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Suicide on the Line by ThankyouforHelpingMeGrow reviews
Sasori is a suicide hotline operator who didnt expect much of his job. But when a depressed teen named Deidara calls his line, he falls into a twisted plot. Trying to pull Deidara out of the dark world of the city, can things stay stable? SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 170,729 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Sasori, Deidara
Naughty Boy by carnivalparade reviews
AkuRoku. so what does Roxas want for Christmas?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Accidental Infatuation by Hot Crimson Passion reviews
Strange circumstances can lead to strange encounters, but can the accidents occuring lead to infatuation? AU, RiSora, Zemyx and Akuroku. Complete.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 184,145 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Diseases A to Z by Bridge7112 reviews
SasoDei one shots! K is for Kidney Stones!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,156 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Deidara, Sasori
Man, I Miss the Kitties by DaniZaraki reviews
Sequel to Consider Yourself Kitties: Alice and Kat are in the Naruto world with the evil and yet strangely lovable Akatsuki. Throw in some criminals, even more ninjas, chaos, lots of sarcastic battles and you've got yourself some interesting situations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 101 - Words: 329,688 - Reviews: 3325 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Growing Up by YaoiPhox reviews
An AU story with the Akatsuki from their childhood to adulthood. YAOI in late chapters. Pairings: KakuHida, SasoDei, KisaIta, and various popular pairings! Warnings: Shounen-Ai/Yaoi. Language/Hidan. 'Light' Sexual Themes/Hints?.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 147,406 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Mission Impossible by AcrossTheOcean reviews
A nail gun accident and their lives are changed forevermore, no joke - Leon and Cloud, rated M.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,391 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L. - Complete
True Love is When by ChirpChirp1827 reviews
you wait in the freezing cold for hours with your annoying brother, just to get a Christmas for your boyfriend. AkuRoku.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Love and a Revolution by owlpostagain reviews
The thing about Axel was that he was a survivor. The thing about Roxas was that he was, well, not. This is all fine and good, when you're not in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. semi-one-shot, rated for excessive use of a word that rhymes with duck.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,646 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Never A One Night Stand by lookiewhatwehavehere reviews
After a long, drunken night with his friend Roxas, not only does Zexion wake up with a hangover, but he wakes up beside a man he can't even remember the name of. Zemyx yaoi love.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,364 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
You and I Tonight by KissMeDeadlyT-T reviews
Roxas didn't get butterflies, he got pterodactyls when Axel grinned and winked at him. He shook himself out of it, and looked at Sora for the okay. His twin nodded. They were ready to play. For AkuRoku Day 2011!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,443 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
X Marks the Spot by hpgirl4ever reviews
Tired of waiting for Riku to take their relationship to the next level, Sora takes matters into his own hands. Who knew treasure hunts could be so much fun?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Survival Guide to the Criminally Insane Akatsuki by LinzRW reviews
A peaceful morning at the Akatsuki hideout - until three girls appear out of nowhere. Kate in Kisame's bed. Deidara trips over Hannah. And Dessie finds herself in a bathtub about to be sacrificed to Jashin-sama. Featuring deadly frying pans, the Great God Warg, the Hottie Evolution, Mr. Nibbles, and Kisame the Love Guru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 90 - Words: 218,553 - Reviews: 2715 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Tamed by AkuInAkuRoku reviews
You become responsible, forever, for what you have tamed.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,774 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Teambuilding by obsidianLight16 reviews
Pein's had enough of his members' bickering. So what else to do but make them go through some great bonding exercises?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,314 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Quiet on the Golf Course by MaliceArchangela reviews
Cin was never a girl who went out looking for adventure. In fact, she was more than content with her average quiet life. But all that would change in one fateful day out on the golf course when she comes across someone who simply cannot keep quiet!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 143 - Words: 135,312 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
The Gate Amidst the Ivy by Insane Romantic reviews
All Sakura had wanted to do was bring that sad little garden back to life. She never counted on igniting the curiosity of the infamous Prince Sasuke himself...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 76,453 - Reviews: 1440 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 1,106 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Consider Yourselves Kitties by DaniZaraki reviews
What happens when you cross kittens, the Akatsuki, two teenage girls and lots of free time? Chaos. Lots and lots of Chaos. First installment of my Kitty Trilogy. OC warning. Potentially being rewritten at some point due to my annoyance with all the errors and OOCness that I can easily fix.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 123,981 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
My Life is Average by BonitaBreezy reviews
Roxas is bored, and it leads to an interesting meeting. Drabble, AkuRoku, AU.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Paranoia by Nitlon reviews
Roxas shows up drunk in front of Axel's apartment. Things happen. AU, AkuRoku, SHEER UNABASHED CRACK.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,821 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
A Dreidel in My Stocking by FreeKiwi reviews
He's dressed as an elf, Jingle Jammies don't actually jingle, Santa won't stop calling him Hitler, and that obnoxious Jew boy keeps insisting they say 'Happy Holidays.' Demyx didn't know working as a Mall Elf could be so dramatic. Or sexy. -Zemxy-
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,844 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
My Drug by A Realm Above reviews
Axel doesn't understand the relationship between homosexuality, Kesha, and Call of Duty. Lucky for him, Roxas is there to clarify. Akuroku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,884 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
6 Feet Under by CaitlinXcowz reviews
Kakuzu and Hidan find a coffin that is made out of a rare metal. What will happen when the body inside of the coffin is still alive? Rated for Hidan's language. AkatsukiXOC BEING REWRITTEN.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 97,083 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Akatsuki, Itachi U.
Konan's Wild Adventures, A Tale Of Epic Faghagery by keikopanda102 reviews
Konan, being the only female in Akatsuki, notices something about her teammates... They are all GAY! So, what does she do with this information? Follow along with Akatsuki's signature faghag and her diary to find out! There may be smut. Complete!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,485 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Konan, Akatsuki - Complete
Crash, Crash, Burn by Phantasmik reviews
Thirteen lives later and they finally stop missing each other. Reincarnation as a recurring theme, AUs, character deaths, and eventual happy endings.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Hello Lovely, I Hate You by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
When one does not pay attention while driving, they may or may not be happy with what they hit. The same applies to life in general, sometimes even when one is paying too /close/ attention. KakuHida, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,180 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Home Within These Keys by thisnewromantic reviews
"All I saw was a beat-up blue sweater and gold." AkuRoku, oneshot. M for safety.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Sakura's Love from A to Z by extraordinaire reviews
AU SASUSAKU. You don't have to utter a single sound whenever delivering Those Three Words for you can write it. Because using the alphabet is the only sane way to be organized and still manage to ace your psychology project.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,764 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
AM Static by owlpostagain reviews
Getting the summer internship as a talk show host on W104 was Roxas' dream come true. His new favorite caller is just an added bonus. Akuroku for Akuroku Day. Two-shot. extra cheesy.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,500 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Lances Of Doom by Picklez'n'cheez-luv reviews
Two best friends Sabrina and Kimber have moved to Japan and are attending Ouran High School. They already knew they were a few snails short of a bucket, but what mishaps will happen after the Host Club gets involved? HikaruXOCKaoruXOC. No spoilers,we hope
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 92,277 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H.
Numb by Fireflylitsky reviews
Izumi hasn't spoken in years. Outcast by her foster family, she runs away in search of her real home only to be captured by Akatsuki. She has no choice but to stay with them, her secret is more valuable to Akatsuki than she knows. Language/adult themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 66,301 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Akatsuki
The Oak Tree by shame-archive-2k17 reviews
Of foul-mouthed blondes, disgruntled redheads, an oak tree and polka-dot boxers. AkuRoku. Rated M for ridiculous insults and swearing abound.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Heart and Soul by owlpostagain reviews
Demyx wants the quiet, mysterious drummer boy, and Axel wants his emopunkboyband-obsessed best friend. How to kill two birds with one stone? Start a band. Companion one-shot to Alive With the Glory of Love. Zemyx.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,820 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
Alive With the Glory of Love by owlpostagain reviews
Roxas had no idea that his best friend sounded like a god with a microphone pressed against his lips. Emopunkrock!Roxas. Prettyboyfrontman!Axel. Angsty, drunken, extra cheese. Akuroku one-shot. Rated for potty mouthiness.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,469 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
My Very Own Fairytale by extraordinaire reviews
AU SASUSAKU. Because hating men is so clichéd and being a hopeless romantic is the only cool way to win the heart of a total mancandy; especially if you mix a Sasuke Uchiha in there.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,910 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Breaking Point by Skye Maxwell reviews
Everyone has their breaking point. Fighting among flock members leads to huge problems, and Max reaches the point where she won't take it anymore. Bones, buildings, hearts, and faces are broken, among other things. Picks up after MR4.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 45,774 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 8/17/2008
Cow Mittens by Sharmander reviews
After an accident, Axel is left waiting for Roxas to wake up. Painfilled months slowly trickle by and everyone is losing hope that the blonde will ever wake up, the redhead is then faced with the decision of taking the boy off life support.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,820 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
What A Day by Tekalali reviews
My day just seems to get worse and worse, and he was the last person I expected to see after all these years. Will it be the same? I hope so, because I still love him. Akuroku one-shot. Rated M for lemon.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,148 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Nine Lives by Lelek reviews
Eight lives where they get it wrong, and finally one where they get it right. AkuRoku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,659 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
QuickSand by to-love-is-to-lie reviews
I caught the train to Suna. i thought that once i was there, i wouldnt need anything more. And i was right... but what i forgot was that i might want more. Now i'm not sure if Suna can really give me everything, even if he is there. GaaraXOC AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 121,141 - Reviews: 1265 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Gaara - Complete
Burning Cookies by Endings Matter Most reviews
Axel shrugged. It was true. Cookies could possibly be the best thing ever invented. axel/roxas; one-shot.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,823 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Seduction is a Tricky Art by Michele-bell reviews
Axel shows us a step-by-step process of how to seduce his boyfriend Roxas. He's got it down to a scientific method pretty much. AU. Oneshot. AkuRoku for uruwashii uso!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,077 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Cancer Cells by lhbaghead reviews
Cancer cells are those which have forgotten how to die. While Roxas fights, Axel is here trying to save him. Akuroku, dedicated to A Spot of Bother
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,062 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
SecretKeeper by to-love-is-to-lie reviews
I'm Sorano. I'm also Socially Invisible. In the last 3 years the longest conversation I've had was over borrowing a pen. Naruto, Sasuke, Shikamaru and Sakura. they all had secrets... And the one girl who didn't want to know, found out. GaaraXoc AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 49 - Words: 82,288 - Reviews: 962 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Gaara - Complete
Officially by lhbaghead reviews
It was at that first party where Roxas found out his best friend was a really good kisser. And, oh- that they had actually been dating for the last two years. Akuroku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,267 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
A Burst Of Stars by GothicVegetaFairy reviews
Basically it's just a oneshot where Axel and Roxas share a night of passion on New Year's Eve.And what does Axel have in store for his beloved blonde? Warning: LEMON! YAOI! Two guys luvin', in other words...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Questions of Love by Reizbar-Ookami reviews
ONESHOT: Some useless drabbles my friends had my write in answer to some of their questions about the CloudLeonSquall relationship. Beware: Uke Leon will make Cloud look like a jerk sometimes. XD
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,775 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L. - Complete
How to Write A Fic A Step by Step Guide by Aphrodesiaddict reviews
The complete moron's guide on how NOT to write a fanfiction.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,242 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Complete
Heat by Blue Funk reviews
He was getting hotter by the second, but any wrong move could instantly turn him cold. [Akuroku] For 8.13 day!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
The Holy Smirk by KH Pwns My Soul reviews
Complete! Yaoi, Full summery in profile Roxas & Axel have been flittering through people’s minds searching for each other. If they find one another again, they can be together, but only if their host body’s kiss! But their hosts Sora & Riku hate each othe
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,993 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/12/2007 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Say The Line Again by Cracked Plastic Crown reviews
Leon and Cloud are rehearsing a play. Axel is snoozing in the seats and love is on stage. Set AU, main pairing of LeonxCloud.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,303 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L. - Complete