Sly Scarlet
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Joined 10-19-11, id: 3352980, Profile Updated: 05-16-12

I'm a Potterhead. So sue me. I've tried making my pen name into Slythindor or Grytherin but I guess some nasty old coot had beat me to it. I guess Sly Scarlet would do. It still describes my brave and cunning personality. Somehow, I always knew that if I were to attend Hogwarts, the Sorting hat would be torn on where to put me among the two great houses in Hogwarts. Glytherin and Slythindor.

I love fanfics. That's obvious. I read, most of the time but now I'm planning on writing some of my own. I had an account here before but I would rather not name it (oh the shame of being young and having wrong grammar).

I'm a bit flexible. I don't only settle for All things Harry Potter but I also wander off in the other parts of Fanfiction.net. I rarely give a review but when I do (insert meme here) it must mean that I was really captivated by the fanfic. But, I do know how to show my appreciation by putting a fic in my favorites list.


My favorite characters:

Draco Malfoy - One, he is hot. Two, he's hot!

Hermione Granger - The oh so clever witch that grows into a very beautiful lady with each passing film. Nuff said.

Fred Weasley - Pranks, anyone?

George Weasley - His "Morning" line is just so funny and SEXY.

Blaise Zabini - I picture him as the best friend of Malfoy who can equal his conniving personality and wit. I do find him very smart and very funny especially in my favorite stories.

Sirius Black - Seriously.


Pairings:

So Pairs. What particular pair am I inclined to? The main ones: (Arranged in a particular order.)

Draco/Hermione - My top favorite.

Fred/Hermione - I blame the story 'Just a Harmless Joke' by CrazyGirl47

George/Hermione - Because the twins may be alike, I still find them to be different in their own ways.

Side Pair:

Harry/Ginny

Ron/Pansy


Favorite Quotes:

'I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid — we know we're called Gred and Forge.' - George Weasley

"Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have." - Hermione Granger

"IF WE DIE FOR THEM, I'LL KILL YOU HARRY!" - Ron Weasley

"So all we have to do is ask the crowd to turn their backs and talk among themselves every time the Quaffle goes up on his end Saturday." - Fred Weasley

"Azkaban - the wizard's prison, Goyle. Honestly, if you were any slower, you'd be going backwards." - Draco Malfoy

“Whether you come back by page or by the big screen, Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home.” - J.K. Rowling

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A Marriage Most Convenient by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Hermione lost it all when she divorced. Draco would lose it all by age 30 if he didn't marry. Marriage to each other would be perfect, one would even say it was most convenient. Her daughter even looked like him, although, he wondered why that was.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 183,905 - Reviews: 4544 - Favs: 4,977 - Follows: 1,879 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Just One of the Guys by remuslives reviews
Hermione is tired of being just one of the guys but refuses let it change her. Fred takes notice of her and George helps. FredXHermione. Story takes place starting with OotP through the books and into post-Hogwarts era. Complete! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 71,111 - Reviews: 1892 - Favs: 2,891 - Follows: 729 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Future Parents Program by Avari20 reviews
AU 7th year...There once was a boy named Draco with an extremely determined mother and a distrubing fascination for a certain bushy haired female. When a schemeing headmaster with an idea about babies is thrown into the mix, Draco's problems multiply a thousand fold. *currently editing for content, because I'm the author and I can do that*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,154 - Reviews: 1274 - Favs: 3,263 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Of Arranged Marriages and Butterbeers by Fred's bride reviews
She was the most brilliant witch of her time. Had the most powerful wizard as her best friend. And was loved by the whole Weasley family. But all thats about to change as the marriage law gets passed. Now she finds herself at eighteen and forced to marry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 65,930 - Reviews: 1566 - Favs: 1,682 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 3/20/2006 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Just a Harmless Joke by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,220 - Reviews: 3334 - Favs: 5,627 - Follows: 977 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Divine Humiliation by zarah joyce reviews
You humiliated me. I admit you played me very well. However, don't expect this to be the end. After a series of twists and turns, what will be the end of it all? FINISHED. NOTE: This story features Draco/Hermione, Ron/Pansy, and Girl!Blaise/Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,508 - Reviews: 1866 - Favs: 2,065 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Their Room by aleximoon reviews
This is a Draco/Hermione fic. Basically, they're forced together for a class project and things take off from there. It's awfully long. **FINISHED!!!!!**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 110,918 - Reviews: 3184 - Favs: 3,721 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 7/24/2002 - Published: 8/29/2001 - Hermione G., Draco M.