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"I made you look pretty stupid there for a bit"

"Yes you did. Please feel free to continue gloating throughout your double life sentence." (Death in Paradise)

"Technically there is no such thing as an uncharted map" (Death in Paradise)

DO NOT READ THE FOLLOWING PARAGRAGH I haven't been able to look at the ceiling at night since. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted , Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.