The First thing you need to know about me is that I love, really love Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Hunger Games!!! Also I'm not very good with texting language. You know idk, btw etc.

HERE ARE SOME FACTS YOU NEED TO KNOW

1. 40% of all people who come to your house for a party snoop in ur medicen cabinet

2. AMERICAN AIRLINES saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from every salad in first class

3. an area of the sun's surface the size of a postage stamp sines the light of 1,500,000 candels

4. amusement park attendence goes up after a fatal accident. it seems a lot of people want to go on the same ride that killed someone

5. americas best selling ice cream flavor is vanilla

6. according to studies, men prefer white bedrooms and woman prefer blue bedrooms

7. 98% of houses in the U.S. have at least 1 tv

8. Albert Einstein never knew how to drive a car

9. Ancient Romans at one time used human pee in their toothpaste

10.the animals with some of the longest lives are

the Marion's tortoise- 152 years

the fin whale- 116 years

and the deep sea clam- 100 year

The Unknown Questions of life:

Why is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop?

Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?

Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counters?

Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck?

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

The super-favorite quotes from the all time famous Marauders Map

"Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."

"Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git."

"Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor."

"Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slime ball"

When life hands you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

Your shin: a device used to find furniture in the dark

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.

Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side

Parents spend the first half of our lives teaching us to walk and talk. They spend the second half telling us to sit down and shut up.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

Never knock on Death's door-ring the bell and run away. Death really hates that.

Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

Sometimes I wonder "why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit

She ended up staying longer than
planned, and had to walk home alone.
She wasn't afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed a man standing at the end as though he
were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and security wrapped round her, she felt as
though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she walked right past the man and arrived
home safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same
alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the fact that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help this young woman, she decided to go to the
police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the man she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified, he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and asked if there was anything they could do
for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She had two tall men walking on either side of
her."Amazinly, whether you believe or not,you're never alone.

Did you know that 98 of

teenagers will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
believe in
God..

So there was this missionary in Africa and he finds two guys fighting. So he breaks up the fight and one guy needs to go to the doctor so the missionary pays for it.
So the other guy is mad at the missionary for breaking up the fight so he gets a group together to attack him at night, but they leave without hurting him. Later on they tell him that they were going to attack him but he had twenty six shining gaurds with him. But he objects saying he was alone that night.

When he goes back home a few months later the people at his church tell him that they got the urge to pray for him so they got a group together and prayed. He asked the men who were there to stand up and they did. There were twenty six. The same amount of guards the man said he had.

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
good people get helped. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers will not stand up for God? Please reposte the as Pray For God

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny Me, I will deny you in front of MyFather in the gates of Heaven