Set 2 years after Kyuubi's attack. Kakashi finds himself enmeshed more and more in a situation that is bound to reveal his feelings to Gai - starting with the insidious premise that he should teach Gai about sex in order to be a good friend. Kakashi x Gai.

Joke's on you.

After a ten-long year absence without finding any sign of him, Sanji is fairly certain he's never going to see Usopp again. But fate has other plans for the cook as he finally manages to reunite with the long-nosed liar in the most unexpected of places. [Modern-Day AU; SanUso]