Axel Brandt is a highly intelligent but overall normal guy. He lives a normal life, has a normal engineering job, has normal friends, so on and so forth. But then he died… or not. Displaced and still very much alive, now he's found himself in a distinctly abnormal situation. Ninja are not something he wants to deal with.

Sans has gotten himself stuck in the void between worlds in a successful attempt to stop the resets of his timeline. He's not sure how long he's been chillin' alone there, but eventually a chance at escape stumbles his way in from the Veil of Death. His name?—Sirius Black. (no pairings)

If YOU were sucked into the world of Death Note, your first thought would be - "Who slipped me acid?" Your second would be - "Who slipped me FREAK'N ACID?" And your third would be - "I know! I've read every volume and seen every episode like a good fanchild and I'll save the day! HOORAY!" Then things get complicated. LXOC (CONTINUED IN PART 2 - FOREVER THE FALLEN FAN!)

Magic was not the only secret hidden in Harry's ancestry. With nothing more than an old clue and a desperate wish, Harry travels through unfamiliar places and braves unknown danger to find his family.

AR. Merlin has changed Camelot forever but while that part of his life is complete, destiny has a new task for him. Now he has to attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, hide the fact that he's the Merlin, and defeat a Dark Lord that's messing with magic he knows nothing about.

The Guardians discover that, outside of Earth, many races actually worship Jack as a God. Meanwhile, the Avengers deal with the implications that come with an almighty spirit, otherworldly religions, and the revalation that Santa is real.

Thirty year old Kakashi was supposed to have been killed by Pein during the Invasion. Instead, he wakes up in the body of his twenty year old self. (It gets a lot more complicated.) Time travel.

Naruto finds out early on in the academy that he has an amazing talent. He can make Hinata faint! Now he is determined to find all the ways to make her faint. Starts in academy years and ends sometime in their married life.

SEQUEL TO THAT WHICH HOLDS THE IMAGE. Life. All normal and stuff. With jobs and houses and boring-y, woring-y things like that. Normality, as Harry Potter realises, does not attract mad men in little blue boxes, so any hope of seeing his old friend the Doctor again is pretty slim. But then Ginny Weasley notices the sky is falling, and everything goes completely to hell.

Hiccup is the first Viking to shoot down a Night Fury. Unfortunately, his incredible accomplishment has terrible consequences: becoming the beast itself. Surviving as a Viking is hard enough...is it even possible as a creature hated and feared by humans and dragons alike? Dragon!Hiccup. THERE IS NOW A SEQUEL: Echoed Songs!

Fury didn't like unknowns. He didn't like mysteries. He definitely didn't like unpredictability. Therefore, nothing was more guaranteed to ruin his day than a situation involving Alfred F. Jones. Otherwise, known as the human embodiment of the United States of America. (on indefinite HIATUS)

Sherlock/Amy They met when she was just a little girl and he was spending the summer in a dull little town called Leadworth. He started out as her babysitter, but Sherlock Holmes would become so much more to Amelia Pond in years to come.

Rival schools, Cross Academy and Konoha Academy, have decided to try to settle their differences by exchanging students. And everyone, both Day and Night class alike, can't help but admit that the three K.A. representatives are very strange. Rocky roads and thin ice ahead; a most turbulent tempest. NaruSakuSai, MultiSaku, SakuraCentric [ALL PREVIOUS CHAPTERS HAVE BEEN REWRITTEN]

Stein never thought he'd be a teacher. Especially not a teacher secretly observing Wizard-kind for Lord Death. Stein goes to Hogwarts! Stein-centric.

When Saitama suddenly ends up outside of Wall Rose, he quickly becomes humanities' savior. With no way of getting home, he accepts his role... kind of.

Harry Awakens from a 68 year coma which he went into after defeating Voldemort. Then he gets summoned... to buffyverse, everyone seems keen to calling him a big bad for some reason.

Indefinite babysitting duty was so not on Kakashi's list of things he wanted to do with his life.

Yuuki has always felt indebted to the intimidating pureblood. When an opportunity arrives to pay back the debt, she takes it by the horns. Or fangs.

She finds him in the woods with an injured Night Fury. Feral and mysterious, the boy named Hiccup claims to be able to end the war that's raged between dragons and Vikings for centuries. Berk's been ravaged for years. She has no choice but to believe him. But that doesn't mean she has to trust him. Or fall for him.

Prussia accidentally turns America and Germany into kids again. Now he has to hide America from England, and distract Germany from his quest to find his long-lost love...a.k.a Italy. HRE!Germany.

When Itachi finds a baby, the Akatsuki become her family. Will the group of feared S-class criminals be able to handle such a small child? When she meets the younger brother of her most important person, will she be able to choose sides?

Sealand is mistaken for a demigod, and just rolls with it. The Nordics on the other hand... Well, let's just say that a new age of Vikings is upon us.

When Naruto sees Sasuke seemingly sacrifice himself for him at wave, he awakens the Rinnegan. See how its power affects his destiny. Strong Naruto.

The DWMA can no longer afford to remain isolated. With a desperate request for aid from an old and nearly forgotten ally, new ties bring the worlds of magic and weapons together once more. Chaos reigns as a team of Meisters and their Demon Weapon partners struggle to protect both Hogwarts and a stubborn Boy-Who-Lived from an ever so slight Kishin problem.

Ever since the seal broke, Naruto's life has changed. He's been thrust into ANBU: he's starting to lose sight of which half is him and which half is his demon, he can't seem to find his way back to team seven, and he's been having these weird dreams - with a sky wrenched apart by a broken moon, a man with a staff, and a version of him with glowing, nine-tomoe eyes.

In which dimension travel occurs, and the guys meet weird, obsessive teenage Cas, and the extremely reluctant object of his affections, Dean.

AU. Samara escapes the well and Richard takes her back to Morgan Ranch. Three years later, she gets a strange visitor, who goes by the name of Albus Dumbledore...

Norse deities have been known to be more protective of their children than other mythological gods. Especially if their children are in constant need. HTTYD, Thor, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Little vampire Harry, along with his Sire Demetri, are about to really shake things up in Forks. Oh the adventures Harry will have.

Naruto has been dead for countless numbers of years, but he was never buried properly. Naruto evolves to a higher being and must now make the ultimate choice. Will he side with or destroy the Shinigami or will his power destroy him before he can make the choice? Naruto must also face the past and present or lose himself to nothingness.

When Naruto decides to skip past the Kage Bunshin and picks another jutsu to learn from the Forbidden Scroll, Madara - who'd dearly love to kill the brat - is left scrambling to salvage his plans.

Hetalia/Hogwarts X-over England decides to teach at Hogwarts to keep an eye on the Boy Who Lived. But the Trio become suspicious of their new professor... Can England keep his status as a country a secret? And what does Voldemort want with him? (SEQUEL POSTED)

Kakashi's been ordered to babysit a bald kid that's way too blunt and more powerful than any ninja Kakashi's ever seen. Saitama just wants to get back home so he can be a hero again. Drabbles. (Got writers block, DO NOT take this serious because hot damn this is drabbles)

Defeated, captured, rescued, exiled. Nii Yugito is an emotional wreck, and the fact that she's attracted to the single loudest ninja to ever exist is not helping matters.

Formerly "The Flavors of the Days." Guard a person of interest. That was all their mission was supposed to be. Who knew it would be a personified country with the mind-set of a 7-year-old. All Peter knew was that it was going to be a long year. This is a piece about Alfred and his citizens.

When Naruto accidentally gets thrown into an alternate universe where he has a family, what will he do to keep his secret from them...and at what cost? Spoilers abound.

"He did the dirty with a HORSE!" Tony cut in, a note of hysteria in his tone. "And then — and then he gave birth to a little four-legged creature of his own! Thor, that is NOT normal!" - In which the Avengers are horrified to learn that Loki really did give birth to a horse.

What if Bella Swan had never gone to Forks? What if Nikki Jones, the personification of New York City, went in her place? Suddenly Edward finds that he isn't the only one hiding his true nature, and he's determined to find out her secret. Too bad for him she feels the same way. Rated M for language.

And here Harry had thought being the Master of Death was just a frivolous title.

Dean and Sam come up on a new case: A suspicious ghostly house with a slew of dead tenants and a mysterious blonde neighbour who seems to know more than she lets on. With the help of a dysfunctional dead family and a sexy young maid (at least according to Dean), will they be able to help the deceased residents of the Murder House without becoming permanent residents themselves?

Hayley Uley's life changed when she became a mermaid with Cleo, Rikki, & Emma. When she was able to cope with that change, another one occurred - moving to Forks. But along with that change comes werewolves & vampires, & the mermaids are dragged into their war.

They've survived the war. He's gained a heart. Now Ulquiorra and Orihime get to face their most interesting challenge yet: living together. A series of drabbles and interrelated one-shots in which shenanigans ensue.

When Kaneki's Aunt decides she can't take care of him any longer he gets passed onto relatives from his father's side, the Yagami's. After living with them for a couple years everything has been fine and he's finally been able to live a normal family life. That's until strange things start happening and a mysterious killer known as Kira appears. (Full summary inside.)

It was generally agreed that Bella Swan had always been a strange child. In which the cage that Lucifer was thrown into was not so much a cage as it was a person. Inspired by inukagome15's The Last Archangel series. Twilight-verse

Two people,so similar yet so different. When Shima's summoning jutsu misfires, instead of appearing to rescue Konoha from Pain, Naruto is dropped into the middle of the Northern Watertribe invasion. Naruto/Toph

Take one school of Witchcraft and Wizardry, add a brilliant sociopath and his loyal companion, mix in a bit of magic, Dark Lords, possible Hufflepuffs and what do you get? Answer: Chaos... and some pretty miffed Hufflepuffs. Rated T for language/ just to be safe.

For the most part, Aya Makino has lived her life at Cross Academy normally. If you call no friends, terrible grades, and an uncanny ability to always get in trouble 'normal'. But when enemies come after her, she's forced to confront a past that she never saw coming. Zero x OC

When Harry an the gang are taken to Malfoy Manor, They meet and rescue a strange boy who the Death Eaters keep calling a half breed. Can they help him find his stolen sword? What do the Death Eaters mean when they say 'modified wands' and why is Voldermort so intently after this boy? Mainly HP cannon. Better summary inside. T for violence. ###SEQUEL COMING SOON! :D###

The American colonies were found by the British, but their personification wasn't. Raised by a Native American mother and then a Boston colonist family, Alfred F Jones's life takes a much different path without one Arthur Kirkland. Human names, mostly AU (also not abandoned, don't worry!)

Forty seconds later, he was still alive. Light Yagami wasn't sure of anything anymore, but Kaneki Ken had to be a human... Right?

After defeating Galbatorix, Eragon and Saphira are sent to Middle Earth. There they will have to make the choice to stand and fight in another war or try to find some peace and possibly love.

The corpses of Link and Zelda tumble out of the Mirror of Erised and are happened upon by Dumbledore. Kept alive by the strange Timeshift stone that appeared with them, the two are welcomed into Hogwarts to investigate their deaths. They pose as transfer students, juggling the task of watching over a few students, and discovering the events that led up to their demise. Year 5

There is something Decidly inhuman about him

...where instead of Harry Potter they get Eren Jaeger. (Reincarnation. Drabble format. Future m/m ereri.)

Toshiro wakes up not remembering who he is & comes into the care of Sesshoumaru, Rin, & Jaken. After not reporting back in two weeks from his mission Yamamoto orders Renji & Ichigo to find Toshiro in the past & bring him back home. Full summary inside.

Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears. Winner of 'Best Anthology' at the 2015 Hetalia Awards.

Sabaku no Gaara lands in the past to a time where everyone fears him and his father is still alive. He realises regaining everyone's trust will be difficult, especially when they still think he's a blood-thirsty psychopath. No pairing. Time Travel.

Company of 13 dwarves and one hobbit will discover totally new world. They will have new quest to fulfill, new dangers and enemies to face. Two universes clashed in this unusual crossover.

Levi is one of the last ghouls left, and he's not okay with it, but he's dealing as well as he can. Until Erwin finds out, and hatches the plan of using an inhuman monster to fight Titans years before Eren Yeager shows up. Time to show what the original man-eaters can do. (Knowledge of Tokyo Ghoul not necessary to read, knowledge of Birth of Levi gaiden helpful.)

Order of the Phoenix. When Harry is attacked by Dementors, Lord Death sends Kid to investigate. It doesn't take much for him to notice the soul fragment clenched to The-Boy-Who-Lived. And that's how the Hunt of the Horcruxes begins… which includes the Resurrection Stone, one of the Deathly Hallows.

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

Some monsters are born, others are created. Kaneki Ken never wanted to hurt anyone, he just wanted to live a peaceful life of obscurity with his mother. But then the doves came and twisted him into something he never wanted to be - a monster. Can such a lost soul ever find true happiness? AU where Kaneki is a born hybrid and Rize is his mother. Manga spoilers.

Rin is transported to Berk by Mephisto's malfunctioning cuckoo clock. When he gets there he is faced with hostile inhabitants, fire breathing dragons and a language barrier. How in the world is he supposed to get out and back to Japan before these 'vikings' decide that he's too much to handle?

America died at the end of the Vietnam War. Now, England must take care of the new America only she has no idea what she is...

England needs help. Harry Potter has been lucky so far, but the Boy Who Lived is going into his third year, and threats loom on the horizon. Watch as the Golden Trio gets help from a shy Canadian, a reluctant American, and an odd Englishman. Takes place in the third year, rated T. NO ROMANCE!

Sherlock is bored, until John forces him to read the paper. There, he reads of the death of government official Arthur Kirkland. The problem is, Kirkland is downstairs in Speedy's, eating breakfast. Now England's biggest secret is at stake...

Ken Kaneki wasn't quite sure how it happened, but he had somehow ended up in another world. A place with no ghouls; was this paradise? Or hell? When he is discovered by SHIELD, they offer him an ultimatum: join the Avengers, or be imprisoned for his 'feeding habits'.

Instead of visiting the Vaizard, Ichigo realizes that fighting and defeating his inner hollow isn't the only way to deal with his problem. Could the two possibly form an alliance? -All chapters revised! More details in first and last chapter.

The Doctor finds himself alone again, now that all his companions have left. But some unknown force has pulled the TARDIS into a parallel world where, supposedly, magic exists. But magic is impossible...isn't it?

It has been 150 years since Ichigo has become the "king of hell" and his boredom knows no boundaries, when he is suddendly summoned by Dumbledore to help protect the school and the trio from Voldemort. Happend in the 5 movie of Harry Potter and the order of the phoenix.

With enough time anyone can call themselves a master of life, but no matter how much time goes by one cannot truly understand existence as a whole without first having experienced death. How will one blond handle his brush with it? - "Wait... what?"

Complete. AU. Naruto is a new genin of the Hidden Sand Village. Unfortunately, no one except Naruto believes he'll last long – especially not when he volunteers to become Gaara's teammate.

Ichigo was finally done with Aizen done with the Winter War but now this. This evil thought he was inhuman and cold-blooded and of course immensely insanely powerful. They keep him against his will and try to pry his secrets out. How long can one boy last

Dean does not appreciate being stuck in London. Anthony J. Crowley does not appreciate being 'hunted' by two lunatics. Duke of hell Hastur is extremely annoyed that two strange mortals keep interfering with his plans to get revenge on Crowley himself, and Aziraphale disapproves mildly of the word 'assbutt'.

"The thing that is most definitely pursuing her now has come out of the bushes. The white noise is all-consuming in her head; she can't even hear the rapid pump of her heart anymore." Amelia Jones doesn't know what the monster wants. But it doesn't matter. It's come to collect. .:Collab fic with VioletLolitaPop:.

Because not every moment with the Doctor is visiting a new planet, fighting for your life or saving the world. Sometimes it's just the two of them doing things far more important. These things you can't even write, you have to just live them.

Hiccup didn't see the point in stopping Astrid as she ran off towards his village—towards his father—with his most desperately protected secret. He was leaving anyway. A coming-of-age tale. Deviates from movie. Borderline bromantic-comedy.

CRACK—oneshot/twoshot entries—The new international students cause a ruckus at Hogwarts, though no one could really say that they disliked them.

After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.

It's been years since arrancar war! Ichigo has been sent to protect Harry Potter and gets involved with Wizard world! Harry Potter/Bleach crossover. Click, it's worth of it. I promise. PS. Chapters fixed.

Nearly fifteen years after Ocarina of Time, Link and Zelda struggle to preserve political peace after their controversial marriage. But when disaster strikes, Zelda finds herself facing far more than political turmoil...

England is summoned to Hogwarts to teach temporarily, but can he conceal his identity from the prying eyes of the students and teachers there? And then there's the looming trouble of Voldemort and the Ministry of Magic as well. Set in the 5th year.

Sherlock attends an exchange program at Sunnydale High. Set in Season 2 of BtVS, starting, quite perfectly, from Inca Mummy Girl. A/N: This is mostly for the first two chapters, since they take place directly during Inca Mummy Girl, but anyway: Any dialogue that sounds like it is being quoted from an episode, is. All credit to Joss. All hail Joss!

The day before Hiccup's final dragon training test, Astrid never finds him in the woods. He suits up, packs up, and heads for the sky. Across the ocean, princess Merida runs away, wishing for anything in the world to change her fate. A hop, a skip, and a boat ride away, Rapunzel with her magic hair just can't wait to be finally free.

In an epic quest to clear a path for a mysterious liberator, Percy, Annnabeth, and Thalia are whisked away to the future to participate in the 73rd Annual Hunger Games.

When Voldemort’s return creates a problem for both worlds, Hitsugaya is sent to deal with the problem. Hitsugaya, now a first year student, must follow the fifth year Potter boy, find the dark lord and kill him before things get out of hand. HP X B

They were gone. With nothing left behind to show they had ever been there other than a burned out campfire, and the small golden-haired boy looking up at Merlin from beneath those ridiculous eyebrows.

Danzo's plan for the assassination of the Hokage was almost flawless. To bad he didn't take six neglected children who ran away the night of the murder into account.

He has wings and scales and breathes fire. He's three feet tall and has hairy feet. They fight crime!

Tears of liquid silver will be shed as Naruto struggles to master a new Bloodline Limit that surpasses all, even the Rin'negan. Look into his eyes, the shattered mirrors of the soul. AU, Epic Length, pairings undecided.

It's mid-August of 1774, the Quartering Acts have been re-established and one colonial blacksmith is forced to take in a British soldier. How will these two destined enemies live together under one roof? What of the war soon to come? USUK

Phil Coulson is investigating the events in the Amazing Spider-man for SHIELD. Interrogating Curt Connors eventually leads him to discoveries he hadn't expected. TASM crossover. No pairings except for canon.

Amelia Jones- a nineteen year old sheriff in the wild west of California, and Arthur Kirkland- twenty year old notorious pirate captain of The Empirical meet in a saloon, and the antagonism between them is absolutely alive. And kicking. Viciously. But in this game of cops and robbers, who, exactly, is chasing who? USUK with GerIta and Spamono later on.

Watchout heroes of Middle-Earth, Saruman has "hired" two very confused and VERY dangerous ninja. Hidan and Kakuzu centric.

AU. Desperate and rushed, Minato Namikaze is forced to rely on the Death God's seal, a seal he doesn't fully understand, and his son pays the price with his life. So who is the blond-haired kid running around Konoha? M for language and violence.

America and England are simply misunderstood. What they are doing is totally innocent! Or is it? Read for ridiculous situations! USxUK... or is it? And look out for Prussia and his mission! WARNING: May cause insanity.

America wasn't crazy. He knew he wasn't. He was just sick and tired of people telling him that Matthew Williams didn't exist.

The moment Voldemort regained his body, the Old Religion cried out. For the first time in more than a thousand years, Merlin is called from the forward to right the balance once more. Disguised as a fifth year student, he must fight to stop Voldemort when it is not his destiny to do so.

Merlin Emrys has been waiting thirteen hundred years for this moment to arrive. Can he fulfil the destiny that is required of him? Will Harry learn to trust this mysterious stranger? The fate of the Old Religion and the entire wizarding world depends entirely on them. AU for the last part of Deathly Hallows. Set after Series 4 but written before Series 5. REVISED 08/01/14

Now complete as of its 30th chapter. Naruto and his teammates, and his mentors, find themselves faced with a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and they take it. But time is a fickle thing, and even a ninja can't just jump inside the river of history and change its course. Not without getting swept up in it. Uzumaki Naruto is about to learn that.

Soon after the Master is elected Prime Minister, he receives a visit from an unexpected visitor who he does not take too kindly to.

It was decided by all nations that America and Canada had to be the strangest nations in the world. Who else would be crazy enough to do half the stuff they do? We blame England and France. Each chapter based on a quote.

What will happen to the world of Soul Reapers when a amnesiac fox named Uzumaki Naruto shows up? Lost and confused, what will he do in this strange new world when he can't even remember his past? Cooked up with large doses of chaos and humor. Please talk with doctor before reading. On Hiatus

Spiderman's actions in New York didn't go unnoticed. Nick Fury wants to know who New York's new hero is.

Ten years after Harry Potter defeats Lord Voldemort, Hogwarts faces a new threat to its students. Luckily, first year Sherlock Holmes and his friend John Watson are on the case.

AU:Becoming an immortal Hanyou after the Fourth Great Shinobi War, Naruto decides to travel to a new world to escape a life of loneliness along with Kyuubi. Can he start over? Will he find his destiny?

McGregor's Academy. A private school off of the coast in England, built for overachievers, the wealthy, and ambassador's children. But, what appears to be normal, is never the real deal. The teachers, who all the students adore, or fear, all have the same sinister secret. Then, one day, they disappear. A strange man traveling in a blue box comes...and changes the lives of many...

Thirteen-year-old Arthur hated going to the hospital. Its white and colourless, smells like antiseptic and the food sucks. Alfred, an eleven-year-old boy recently admitted in the same hospital, has a special way of making the place fun and wants to share it with his new friend. A tale of how a cheerful boy with a stone brought a little light to Arthur's dark life.

Ulquiorra Schiffer is a very patient man. UlquiHime, Ulquiorra is Harry. Rated T. Chapter 12 Author's Note

"We are opposites, you and I." She wanted it, he wanted it, but his tears had been the ultimate betrayal to them both. "It is impossible for us to be together."

America knows that he's Zero, as that's usually the number he roles. As for One through Five, he's landed on them on the occasion… He was terrified to let them out. But, as he fingered the die in his hand, he wondered if he should role another number. DISCONTINUED.

The Doctor finds himself landing back on Earth, much to his confusion. Unfortunately for him, SHIELD is waiting for his arrival.

An attempt at landscaping turns into something far more lethal when a certain stone angel shows signs of life.

Hides in Closet is a Boggart just trying to survive after his creator Pitch Black is destroyed. However, when one simple mistake threatens to destroy the life he's built for himself, Hides in Closet finds himself in deeper than he bargained for.

Jim Moriarty, Loki Laufeyson, the Master. With three egos that big plus a slightly bitter gunman sharing one London flat, things can get... interesting. Honestly, their arch-rivals teaming up- with two hunters and an angel to boot- is the least of their worries. A series of instalments with crossovers everywhere and a good dollop of utter crack.

After being brought to the world of the Olympians Naruto discovers he is the son of a goddess and therefore a half blood. But Zeus's Master Bolt goes missing and Naruto joins Percy Jackson into returning the bolt to the King of the Gods before time runs out. Part of the Unfinished Huntress Stories. Reuploaded for loyal readers to enjoy.

With a little help from the fey, England has made life very exciting for the North American Twins. Now watch as they try to break the spell and protect their vital regions from all the other insane Nations!

After stumbling upon a young woman claiming to have the power to send people into the future, Sherlock Holmes finds himself unwillingly cast into the future with his dear friend Dr Watson, where he meets another Sherlock Holmes and his friend Dr. Watson

The night Kurosaki Ichigo encountered his first hollow was the night everything went bad for him. In the space of a few minutes he finds himself completely and utterly changed, left with only an eternal feeling of hunger.Arrancar!Ichigo.Dark Themes.Adopted by IchiFell.

Russia had to meet America's standards, now America must meet Russia's expectations. Sequel to "American Standards". RussiaxAmerica. Warnings: Human names used, genderbending, M.

Sebastian is working in the garden when a little purple cat wanders in.

What happens when Sherlock is called to investigate the unusual death of a white haired boy? Nothing makes sense in this case, even for Sherlock, and things only get more confusing when the corpse is stolen. But is that really what happened? POSSIBLY DISCONTINUED

There's a new Defense professor at Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry. He wears a bowtie, has a strange blue box, and the students think he's a bit mad. He'll fit right in with the rest of the staff. NO PAIRING YET, I haven't decided. there's a poll on my page, go vote please!

Hiccup, a black dragon with a sad tendency to get into trouble, has always been the outcast of his tribe. He can't fly. He can't breathe fire. He's not even as big or as strong as the other dragons. But after an incident with the legendary human called "The Night Fury" and actually befriending that very same human, his life took an unexpected turn. Dragon!Hiccup. Human!Toothless.

He had long forgotten his past life as Uzumaki Naruto yet now after a decision made by Kami he will be forced to relive his life to fix his one mistake. At least he gets to keep his powers but... Why did the Shinigami King have to help him fix it!

One shots of the madness between Ichigo, Zangetsu, and Hollow Ichigo. It's a miracle Ichigo isn't in the loony bin.Taking suggestions from readers. I do not own Bleach.

He's a vampire; she's human. Things wouldn't be THAT bad, except her memory keeps getting erased and the purebloods constantly interfere with everything, not to mention a lot of drama. TakumaOC - older version of this story. Reposting as "Vampires Don't Exist," which is currently in-progress. Marking this version as complete, since I'm only going to update the new one, now.

Getting recruited for another war wasn't quite what he had in mind when his father announced a family trip to England. But now that he's here, Kurosaki Ichigo finds himself pulled into a web of deception, government lies, and centuries-old conspiracies...

Kink meme de-anon. Two leaders bond over how embarrassing, destructive, and/or terrifying their nations are.

Fudge really should have been more careful when he asked the Prime Minster of England to air news about Sirius Black. After all, you never know whose attention you're going to attract.

Shinigami-sama notices the Cullens aren't aging, so he sends the Shibusen gang to investigate. Rated T for later violence, and cause i'm paranoid. ON HIATUS UNTIL COMPLETELY REWRITTEN

Sherlock tries to deduce the strange incidences surrounding John and Mary's daughter Sam.

Sherlock Holmes was sorted into Slytherin house barely moments after the hat touched his head. It had debated for the briefest of seconds of putting the intelligent boy into Ravenclaw but settled on Slytherin. The younger Holmes took the hat off of his head, caught his brother's eye, smirked and strolled over to the Slytherin table.

Red hair and hand-me-down clothes, you must be a...Pond?

A young woman stands in a garden, talking to stone that's been there her entire life.

Bella looked at her new little brother as he rested in the arms of the social worker. "He's so tiny." She breathed, reaching out to touch his soft down of black hair. Charlie, her father, tousled her hair and let out a laugh. "You were once tiny too."

"I'm interrogating you. Shut up. Now, why have you got a tally on your arm?" That cut the 'Doctor off any giddy rambles. Very abruptly. Curiously abruptly. But Sherlock suddenly noticed the knife in his own hands. The Doctor gulped. "Sherlock, we need to turn around."

A meeting at a broken-down red telephone box. Sherlock needs to make a call and Harry's just trying to get to work.

This is the second time I had to post this. Actually I never even noticed some took it down until a couple of minutes ago. So I thought, what's the best way to piss them off? Re-posting! It's a good thing I saved this document! But all future flamers, say it with me. PARODY. P-A-R-O-D-Y. It's a joke. Please keep that in mind. Anyway, The title says it all.

Everyone told them it was unhealthy; that twins should be encouraged to develop separate identities, and in all fairness, they did try their best. It was only after Matthew picked the locks and Alfred removed the hinges from the doors that they realised that they couldn't keep the boys apart. Am/Can FrUK Twincest Human AU non-explicit OS

What if Aizen was able to use the Hōgyoku's power to make a portal to the past. What if before he could go to the past, someone from the past came to the future. What if that someone was Naruto Uzumaki! Rated for language, rating may go up. UP FOR ADOPTION!

Paranoid after the Chitauri invasion, SHIELD takes visiting aliens a little too seriously.

The Half Blood Exchange Program is commencing this year and few know of it. Join Percy Jackson and co. on an adventure with the Golden Trio. As wizards and heroes fight it out for the TRIWIZARD CUP.

Immediatly after Rachel delivers the Second Great Prophecy, she tells another; one which will determine how the Second Great Prophecy will go. -ABANDONED-

Ulquiorra Cifer has never been emotionally connected to anything. However when chains of his past drag him down into the wizarding world, he can't help himself to feel slightly interested in his past life.

I know this has been done a hundred and one times before, but I couldn't resist. Aro Caius and Marcus make a list of things the guard are not allowed to do ever again.

AU. Canada has literally disappeared off the face of the planet as a nation and as a landmass. You can't miss what you 'never had', right? Apparently that's not the case with America... [Indefinite Hiatus]

Ichigo was a bit slow to pull Zangetsu out as his Inner World crumbled. The result ends up not quite as Urahara had intended.

The five tip guide on baby sitting the Grudge's child. From feeding to play time, this has everything you might need to know.

Ron wakes up from an amazing night to find himself with a girl who doesn't even remember why he is there. During Hogwarts.

Pet: n. 1. A fit of bad temper or pique. 2. An animal kept for amusement or companionship. 3. Uzumaki Naruto, host of Kyuubi no Kitsune.

Harry finds something really strange - a black notebook. And what exactly was that thing that floated behind the weird boy? OneShot. Please R&R! Lovely piece, if I do say so myself!

Harry finally discovers who's been killing all of those criminals. Curse the muggle who did this to hell for giving him so much paperwork. OneShot. Please R&R!

Due to unforeseen events, the Kurosaki family is forced to relocate to the Soul Society, where they get caught unwittingly in a web of Lies, Deceit & Treachery. However there is one thing that no one realizes, their eldest son, Ichigo, is the Hollow King. - Is currently on indefinite hiatus

A mistake during Naruto's fight with Deidara results in him being launched to another dimension. What's more, his arm was replaced. Now he needs to dodge witches, peolpe who can turn into weapons, and other such freaks. Oh, and Akatsuki followed him.

Honestly, he ONLY took the job since he owed Dumbledore one. Now he has to balance out teaching these bratty kids AND keeping his identity as a nation a secret. Easier said then done... Harry Potter x Hetalia drabbles

No relation to the game. When America tells the States to let him sleep they're determined to make sure that nothing wakes him. If the Axis and Allies have a problem with that they'll just have to go through the States. This means war!

Owen and Abby don't sparkle, or have ANY connection with the so-called vampires in the "Twilight" sage...or do they?

What started out as an embarrassing situation for Russia leads him into an exciting competition involving his once greatest rival. RussiaxAmerica, a little of AmericaxEveryone. Genderbending. Rated T to be safe. Human names used.

The Leviathans disappeared into the resevoir. When they next reappeared, Castiel was not with them. Instead, his Grace, his very essence, appeared in a place called Lake Silencio on April 22, 2011. Fic by jokers, T for safety. By Jokers.

Aziraphale and Crowley flee to another universe to escape an apocalypse, and end up finding themselves in the middle of a heavenly civil war.

A certain battle-worn taicho was found by the Cullens in the woods. Will he make a few new friends or will he make new enemies instead? Follow the said taicho as he find his way back to Soul Society. Idea adopted from ZoeyExtreme.

Nora,a 15 year old girl is transported to a new world not meant to exist.Freya strangely and cruelly enough turn her into a Nightfury.All of a sudden getting herself into trouble,can she ever come home or does she even want to with a new love.OCXToothless

Modern Sherlock meets L from Death Note and there respective companions. The need to team up in order to solve a case.

God has a weird sense of humor. Post-apocalypse, Team Free Will gets a reward: an all-expenses-paid trip to the world of Harry Potter! As eleven year olds. Typical.

Meteors, signals, apologies, and that tricky little thing called humanity- four years after the events of Portal II, Wheatley's been handed a second chance, but it's not going to be plain sailing…

My take on how a fight between the Bleach characters and Twilight characters would go down. Some plot involved, set after BD for Twilight, and somewhere in the Arrancar arc for Bleach.

This is a story of a boy who was in comatose, and a boy who stuck with him for more than five years. This is a story of a boy who learned how to wake...and how to fall in love with a savior whose face he could never see. USCan

Being a guard isn't the most glamourous job in the world. If part of your duties includes watching over Cell 426, though, at least it's never boring. DISCLAIMER: No Time Streams were harmed in the writing of this fic. Probably.

Orochimaru didn't stop the fight at the Chuunin exams, wanting to see the potential of the young shinobi present. But he had no idea just what kind of effects his decision would have.

After the battle at the Valley of the End, a dying Uzumaki Naruto is transported by the demonic Kyuubi to the Feudal Era to help fight against the infamous half-demon Naraku. Adoption in progress.

A sorcerer starts bragging that he is Emrys, the most powerful of all. The others don't believe it and put it to a test-a cave that holds power that only Emrys can wield. What happens when Uther hears? What happens if he's not Emrys? Set before 3x12

HPNaruto crossover. SLASH. When Naruto ends up at Hogwarts due to a freak accident, he attaches himself to the most unapproachable person there. But that's Naruto for you. SSNU

The utterly uneventful life of Amelia Bonnefoy, well not really, but sort of. genderbending. AmeCan

Alfred F. Jones is suave, confident, brash, and one of the best agents the CIA has to offer. Matthew Williams is none of these things, too bad after a case of mistaken identity he's the one with the briefcase everyone is after. Secret Agent, AU.

Sequel to The Movement of the Earth. Bella finds the cost of joining the supernatural world may be higher than she can pay. Jacob/Bella, Sam/Emily.

Jacob imprints on Bella. It changes things. A re-write of New Moon, beginning on page 242 in Chapter 10: "The Meadow."

Eleven invites all his past incarnations to a party. Features 1st - 11th Doctors.

A fic following the relationship of the Doctor and River Song, during that short time when their time lines matched up. Rated T for possibly adult situations in later chapters. SLIGHTLY AU as of 'A Good Man Goes to War,' but not too much.

Alfred Jones isn't popular. Instead of sports and friends he gets comics and the daily abuse of Ivan Braginski, his unofficial nemesis. But when he receives a note from a secret admirer, he learns something rather interesting about this "enemy"...slash.

Pein's final technique wasn't control over death, but time. Naruto, sent back to start his life over, has a chance to change it all. Stuck with a differing Kyuubi attack and a wary, overprotective Fourth, will Naruto be able to do as he planned? GENFIC.

The origins of the Key are unexpected but give Dawn a distinct advantage when calling for help. Takes place during The Gift. *One-shot with slight cliff-hanger.*

Once the nine of them were considered gods, Nine Great Lords of Hueco Mindo. Then they vanished without a trace. Reality became legend, legend became myth and even their names were lost to history. Then Aizen had to go and awaken the strongest of them.

What if Bella Swan was actually Astraia Greek goddess of the night sky, stars and constellations. When Edward leaves in New Moon Bella goes back to Olympus to reclaim her Role as a goddess. How will Edward react to seeing Bella again? read and review

Arthur walked out of the meeting for a few minutes, but in how short of a time can an assassination take place? Because of his absence Alfred is in a quickly spent coma & the President & Prime Minister are dead, but who committed these murders? Blood

I didn't think much of it when I scribbled down a poem and handed it to a lonely boy on Valentine's Day. As a 6-year-old, it didn't seem very important, I thought I'd forget. But how can you forget the day you meet the person you'd fall in love with? USUK

Orihime asks Ulquiorra to accompany her on a cruise to Hawaii. Unbeknownst to them, it's a couple's cruise. Forced to share a bed and pretend they're married, the two struggle with their growing feelings for each other.

When Bella is bitten by a werewolf hunting in Phoenix one blood moon, she sends herself to Forks. But she didn't count of the resident vampire family, or the shape shifters just next door. Not exactly what a brand new werewolf needs. B/E R&R!

A peaceful morning at the Akatsuki hideout - until three girls appear out of nowhere. Kate in Kisame's bed. Deidara trips over Hannah. And Dessie finds herself in a bathtub about to be sacrificed to Jashin-sama. Featuring deadly frying pans, the Great God Warg, the Hottie Evolution, Mr. Nibbles, and Kisame the Love Guru.

This fanfic continues where VK Guilty ends. 1 year has passed and Yuuki and Kaname are in hiding. Will they ever find peace? Will Kaname be able to protect her when she is listed by the Hunters Association? Who got the order to exterminate her? KanaxYuki

Kid considers failure to be unacceptable. A companion piece to Episode 14 / Chapter 012, the "Ultimate Written Exam".

Hueco Mundo; home of vicious and horrendous souls called Hollows. Then HE became one of them. Naruto will prove that even as a Hollow, life is determined by one's own beliefs, and shake the foundation of the spiritual world as a result. Naruto/Bleach fic

Merlin couldn't for the life of him remember at what point he'd heaved himself up onto the actual wall, standing with the wind ruffling his hair and the toes of his boots sticking out over the edge. But, he had.

Seeing that his son is not treated like a hero, the 4th takes Naruto to the world of Percy Jackson. With the both of them Demigods and powerful ones at that, will they survive their time in this strange world? And who is the girl in the tree?

It's easy to cheat on tests when you have a very knowledgeable Dark Lord only a mind's connection away. Oneshot. Winner of the 2011 DLP April Humor Competition!

Arthur is told a series of events that will occur over the space of a week. The seventh day will end with magic returning to Camelot, ushered in by the warlock Emrys, either to save the kingdom or destroy it. Arthur has a plan, though. Sort of.

Canada had no intention on getting sick. He also had never had the intention of being so invisible to so many people. Just what will happen to Matthew when two things he never intended on collide?

"I think... this Death God finally killed us." - My take on how Liz, Patty and Kid came to be weapon and meister.

Naruto meets the Kyuubi on his fourth birthday, and assumes that it is his present from the Hokage.

Sherlock and Watson miss some finding but find something missing - after they bump into a rather weird doctor who insists he's from outside the EU. Rated K for use of weapons and the occasional naughty word.

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Especially if that woman happens to be the all powerful Lady of the Lake. And you've just shot her boyfriend with a crossbow.

The crew of the Black Pearl needs the mightiest ship in the seas. Unfortunately, it belongs to Arthur Kirkland. The pirates set off to find Alfred F. Jones, the key to his compliance, unaware of what happens when one messes with the British Empire.

Merlin is at a loss to explain why nearly everyone who writes fan-fiction about him wants to see him suffer and decides he's going to write a letter in protest to his outrageous treatment. "Dear Fan-Fiction Writers/Readers..."

Sam and Dean have a somewhat peculiar method of dealing with some of the more...mundane problems. The members of the BAU aren't complaining.

In which Merlin is bludgeoned, strangled, attacked, smothered, shot with glass, and tossed out a window, burned, whipped, stabbed, thrown down stairs, nearly drowned on dry land, and harpooned, and still manages to save Camelot from seven evil sorcerers.

After being imprisoned in limbo for a countless period of time and accidentally escaping through Thalia's Tree, Naruto awakens to find himself caught in a war between the Gods and the Titans perhaps, changing the very course of history. Forever.

England barely repressed a shudder, "Only a few times and it's been awhile, thank God. Alfred's fiercely protective of the lot; there aren't many nations that have had the displeasure of meeting them." Well Nations, ready to meet the States?

Naruto has been keeping dangerous secrets for years. A long-forgotten dream that just won’t die, an ally he shouldn’t know and a friend no one thought he had are what keep him going. Graduating is the least of his problems…

AU Canada looks at his little sister who's land once belonged to him. The land that was now called America. He sees the insanity in his little siters eyes and feel the guilt for being the one who had placed it there. FemAmerica

The reason there are no longer snacks allowed in World Meetings. Because while Canada makes great pancakes, his brownies are not to be trusted. WARNINGS inside.

There is a legend of a demon that lives in the forest surrounding Konoha. Some people say that the demon is an enemy of the village while others say it protects it. The Sand Trio had never heard of this legend until the Chuunin Exam. NaruTema

A series of interludes during Death the Kid's childhood, the bond between father and son, and how Shinigami has learned to cope with his son's eccentricities. First in the Triskelion series.

Alfred F. Jones isn't gay. Just read his diary; you'll see. AU, Alfred/Ivan among others. RE-UPLOADED AND COMPLETE :

Naruto is transported to the world of the Olympians by the Kyuubi. Now, he must find his way home. But with the people there in trouble, he must make a choice; his new friends, or his home. Naruto/Percy Jackson and the Olympians crossover - Xover.

Alfred and Arthur are lovers. America and England are definitely not. When England and Arthur somehow switch places, with no way to get back to their own world, both parties have to confront things they never wanted to admit. AlfredxArthur Implied USxUK

A list of rules and regulations for any and all Hetalians to follow in history class. Co-written in a joint account by D12T and Teal Phoenix.

Hiccup has gotten himself stuck in a situation he had hoped to avoid. Of course. HPGoFxHTTYD, oneshot.

Oz & Xander both don't have much money for Halloween costumes, so they buy a pack of 'Hello, My Name Is' stickers from a new store called 'Ethan's'.

It had started out as a simple ritual to escape from the stresses of work. It was just a park bench, really. Nothing special about it. At least, not until a certain American wormed his way in and threw peace and quiet out Arthur's window.

"Mr. President, this is the Washington DC chief of police. I'm sorry to be calling at this hour, but I'm afraid I have a…friend of yours here at the station." What happened during this night of mayhem? I don't think THEY even know for sure.

Kuro II, condensed down to facebook status updates. After all, it takes a long time to watch 12 episodes...

HetaliaxSherlock Holmes crossover. Because somebody needed to do it.

Itachi's just died...and woken up thirteen again. The only problem is his thirteen year-old self doesn't like the idea of sharing his mind and body with his clan's killer. How hard would you fight to save your family from yourself? ::AU::COMPLETE::

Hitsugaya and Matsumoto are sent on a mission to investigate some 'strange' human activity in Hogwarts. Forced to masquerade as a second year and a teacher, they meet Harry and his gang together, try to get behind the muggle attacking monster.

A Hetalia-fied History of the good old US of A. Various implied pairings, maybe. We'll see where this goes.

Namikaze Minato, Konoha High's most popular boy and fastest runner, must find a way into new girl Uzumaki Kushina's pants or else lose his inheritance to his friends. But can he do that without his best friend Mikoto defending Kushina?

Neville has to pick up the loose end and tie a little bow. FreeVerse.

While waiting for a World Meeting to begin, England and America play chess. A bit of humor. kinda short.

Morino Ibiki was thought to be the last choice for a jonin sensei, but thanks to the efforts of Umino Iruka, he finds himself saddled with a familiar team of new genin...

They can't take their eyes off of each other. Gravity draws them together. That which divides them becomes insignificant. A chronicle of love, friendship and war, this is the unlikely story of two souls that are, in every way, polar opposites.

Naruto Namikaze had a normal life, well as normal as it could be with him being the Hokage's son. But as soon as he starts dreaming of a different life, one where he is an orphan with the last name Uzumaki, his once normal life gets turned upside down.

America lists eight simple rules for the rest of the world if they want to date his sister Canada.

I felt like I was shattering. Shattering from the inside out. Stop this. Please make it stop. I was alone again. Alone. I'm alone. Kaname...I'm scared...I'm scared...Silver. And lilac. Mahogany. And burgundy.

Patty cake, patty cake, baker's man; let's go back where it all began. Lord Death/Shinigami, Kid abuse, angst, dark, comfort

"You won't believe what just happened, Imaginary People!" Written thoughts from a third-year Ravenclaw student in Transfiguration class. Includes fluffy McGonagall/student interaction, 'cause I like that sort of thing. No slash, slight Hermione bashing.

When Suna attacks, Naruto and Gaara must abandon Konoha, find the other jinchuuriki, and unlock the secrets of the Village of Shadows, or all is lost. But it is only six years later, when Konoha comes demanding help, that the last Great War begins.

Parents often write little notes of reminders in their children's lunch.

Response to KyuubiWindscar's challenge. A fresh and original take on on the classic bloodline that steals bloodlines. A great Hunger fills Naruto, but every time he sates it, gaining great power in the process, his mind is lost more to the chaos within.

When the Scoobies meet a rather odd pair, they discover that time does not necessarily have to follow a strict progression of cause and effect.

A gradual de-anon from the Kink Meme. America travels to the Canadian wilderness to film a nature documentary, only to come face-to-face with a monsterous creature known only as the Slenderman...

A conspiracy within Konoha leads to a near fatal encounter for Naruto on the night of the Genin Exams. As he copes, his team struggles to work together and live up to the Hokage’s expectations.

Every night since he could remember, it always happened the same way. The beatings, the pain, the cruelty, it never went away. But one night, it all changed and Naruto unlocked a power that would alter his life and the rest of the world around him forever

Why Amy needed four psychiatrists....cameos from Doctors 1-10.

Sequel to Grey Skies Over London. They're home now, but things are not as they should be: Arthur is still delusional, Alfred is still a prisoner, and Matthew is at the end of his rope. Desperate people resort do desperate meassures...

Gakuen-verse, written for xdiamondwings on LJ. Alfred likes to watch the student council president in the library, and people start to take notice.

Ever since I was born I saw these numbers and visions. They told me when and how a person would die. It was a normalcy to see these things above people's heads. Until I met them. They didn't have numbers. For them... I couldn't see anything. ExB. DISCONTINUED.

Where are the Doctors who get sent away when the body regenerates? Where do they go to sit and watch someone new walk away with their body?

Russia decides to throw a birthday party and invites the entire world, but no one shows up... that is, except for one rather insensitive guest and one who might or might not be just an alcohol-induced hallucination.

When a new president or prime minister comes to office, one of the first things they usually learn about is the existance of their nation's personification. Usually being the key word. Deanon.

Snape does.

UKUS. "No matter what I do or say, no matter if I revolt or defy, no matter how angry I make you, you will always forgive me. You will still love me. You will still call me America." Oneshot.

NEVER pick a fight with the writer. The writer always get the last word. *grin* You think the forces of Heaven and Hell would know better.

One Shot. AU. After all, every child deserves a mother who loves them. Even those who grow up to be monsters. Luna just never imagined things would turn out this way. Time Travel.

As a god, Death the Kid knew he'd grow up differently to his friends and their families. But over time, it seems there are more similarities - and conflicts - than you might imagine.

Each tailed beast had a power. Shukaku had sand. Kyuubi had luck. Good luck for himself, drained from his enemies. It was for this reason that Naruto was the luckiest man in the world, and his enemies the unluckiest.

England was going to kiss America, and nothing, save the King himself, was going to stop him. Victory in Europe Day, 1945- AmericaxEngland. Oneshot.

During WW2, Nazi doctor Josef Mengele conducted experiments on identical twins. Alfred and Matthew, taken as prisoners of war, were delivered to his program. A rescue is on its way, but it won’t be soon enough to stop the nightmares...

Alfred likes most movies, but generally not the ones which make him ponder the nature of his being.

Draco and Hermione, like all newly appointed Head Boys and –Girls before them, are assigned to switch bodies for the first week of term to ensure a prosperous collaboration between them in the future. HGDM

Re-written for the 2009 Specials Year. The Doctor takes the hexed job, and meets Harry Potter... and an old friend.

What would have happened had America sat in Busby's Chair?

Voldemort avoided death as a spirit for 13 years. Strangely, he couldn't avoid a bus. One Shot.

Arthur, Matthew, and Francis are the best agents in their countries. What happens when they get transferred over to a top secret branch somewhere in America? They begin to doubt their ability. USxUK, FraCan, and others.

The link above includes 20 ways each to annoy the heck out of Zero and Kaname! Yaoi. WARNING: CONTAINS MAJOR SPOILERS FOR THE VK SERIES. The ways to annoy will be selected and acted upon in fanfiction style. Enjoy!

Ciel isn't quite sure why he's still alive. Didn't he die in episode twenty four? Wait... what do you mean, a second season?

Ed has crossed the Gate, and when he wakes up he finds himself in a graveyard. The person he meets first is a little odd...to say the least. Harry Potter crossover.

The ability to touch others is something humans take for granted. But what if you couldn't anymore? Based on Empathy by The Halfa Wannabe.

AU cliche. When the Sandaime fell, a nightmare descended upon Konoha. But on the day the nightmare began, no one noticed that one teacher's aid and a few young children disappeared. That simple fact may be the only hope Konoha has left.

Sakura goes to a fortuneteller, who offers to let her spend one day married to each of her potential matches. Of course, she doesn't realize that Lee and Sasuke are just the tip of the iceburg. .:Every Sakura Pairing:.

Exposed to the Kyuubi from a young age, Naruto endeavors to control his demonic Kekkei Genkai, and prove to the world he is no demon. NaruHina

Twenty Truths about Death the Kid. Some implied Patti/Kid/Liz.

'There better be a damn good reason you're knocking on my door at 4am Soul…' MakaSoul.

Kid can be quite a manipulative little bastard sometimes. Stein/Marie. AU-ish.

Leave it to America to decide it was Shirtless O Clock...

Supernatural/Bones Crossover. The team at the Jeffersonian Medico-Legal Lab uses human remains to solve crimes. This process is made slightly more complicated when one of the humans in question is still attached to the remains. Complete.

Oneshot. What if Jiraiya and Naruto were in Cloud country when Yugito was about to be nabbed by Akatsuki?

What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.

For some unexplained reason, the Akatsuki are now professors. The goal is not to kill, maim, or capture, but to teach. S-Rank Missing Nin are surprisingly effective, yet unorthodox, teachers. Crack, yet very much believable.

Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.

What happens when a white knight, born on the hellmouth, dies. crossover.

Just as it says. Never have another problem with your Tenth Doctor again with this handy guide!

The Rinnegan, Byakugan, and the Sharingan are hailed as the three great Dojutsus in the land. What few people realize is that there is one other Dojutsu that equals them in power. It is time for the great bloodline of Whirlpool Country to reveal itself

Of all the aspects of human nature Shinigami had acquired over the centuries, he never would have imagined fatherhood would be one of them. Five short pieces about Death and his child.

Meet Uzumaki Naruto, the number one prankster ninja. He lives in Konoha...and has a dark secret so large that NOBODY knows, not even Naruto.

[AU] An attack on a young Naruto leaves his mind completely shattered, causing him to become semi autistic. However, while he may have lost something very important, he may also have gained something which may well outweigh the cost...

What happens when Eragon and his friends come across a Mary Sue fan fic? Why, pure chaos, that's what. Please R & R.

After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!

There's gonna be chaos at Hogwarts this year....Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix meets Naruto Shippuden

It seemed, honestly, that Link's selflessness and his utter generosity made him the most notorious nobody in town. Zelink, oneshot.

The fight against Mizuki goes worse than expected, and Naruto flees from Konoha in anguish. He eventually passes out in the desert, where he's found by a trio of Suna siblings... ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.

Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.

A compilation of oneshots with specific characters in situatiations given by readers. You'll get it once you read the first 'chapter'. COMPLETE!

Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.

AU, eventual HPDM slash, very Slytherin!Harry. Harry's twin Connor is the Boy Who Lived, and Harry is devoted to protecting him by making himself look ordinary. But certain people won't let Harry stay in the shadows... COMPLETE