Nobody-but-the-Babyhide bio
 I'm a girl, I'm in my late 20's. The views expressed in my stories do not represent my views unless stated otherwise. I haven't wrote for a long time and what I do write I write for myself mostly. I'm not supportive of a bias against OC's or self-inserts, I think it's childish and a way to choke creative expression. I don't mind exploring dark topics as long as they are portrayed correctly (Example: abusive relationships are not shown as good). If I post something and you have a problem with it feel free to message me. |
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The Handbook of Elf Psychology by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,261 - Reviews: 2556 - Favs: 6,333 - Follows: 6,222 - Updated: 6/21/2016 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
Hellsing Ultimate: The Millennium Campaign by OKH Halder reviews
A description of the events before and during the Hellsing series exclusively from the perspective of members of the Millenium Organization.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,321 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/18/2015 - Published: 2/26/2012 - The Major, Z. Blitz
Three Word Reply by Lucillia reviews
Harry notices a slight oddity when it comes to previous Death Eater targets and learns why that is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 115 - Published: 11/8/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D. - Complete
To Hear It by daydreamer1227 reviews
Harry was at Grimmauld Place and was feeling incredibly fond of everyone there. The dinner passed with laughter and joy, until Fred said something that Harry didn't know how to respond to. How should he? Nobody had ever said that to him before.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 160 - Published: 10/28/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Molly W., Fred W. - Complete
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 6,619 - Follows: 1,845 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Determination Loyalty Truth by Warpath Grizzly reviews
A boy named Sigmund Dale shows Professor Snape that there is a reason why the Hufflepuff house symbol is a badger.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Severus S., OC - Complete
Getting Away by fringeperson reviews
If he's lucky, the freak will be killed in a back alley somewhere. Vernon signs Harry's permission slip for Hogsmeade trips in exchange for Harry leaving Privet Drive for the rest of the summer. Understandably, stuff happens. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,908 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 2,936 - Follows: 828 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
5 Times Mill Bulstrode Came Out by disamphigory reviews
"I'm a boy, Pansy. Like in my head and everything. A boy. Like Greg or Draco." Mill thinks this over for a few seconds. "Okay maybe not a boy like Draco. I'm...sturdier."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,983 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Millicent B., Harry P. - Complete
My Slytherins by Elysia1 reviews
COMPLETE: A missing moment featuring Remus' boggart lesson with the Slytherins. Set in Harry's third year. Protective Snape and generally awesome Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 5/17/2005 - Remus L., Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Hall of Mirrors by Silver Pard reviews
Happily Ever After depends upon your way of looking.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,363 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 8/7/2007
Cupboard by VoledmortCan'tStopTheRock reviews
Father of three, happy, handsome and successful were not the things Petunia expected her nephew to ever become. A decade on from last seeing him turns that opinion on its head and Petunia is forced to face her guilt. Canon compliant. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,237 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 1,578 - Follows: 254 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Petunia D., Harry P. - Complete
The Fine Art of Poisoning by Silver Sailor Ganymede reviews
Blaise Zabini is eight years old when he witnesses his first murder.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,822 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Blaise Z., Mrs. Zabini - Complete
insurgere by Silver Pard reviews
Hufflepuff is the house of the leftovers, the losers, the forgotten. Well, Tom Riddle thinks, it's time to change that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,414 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 3,463 - Follows: 663 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Hidden In Plain Sight by NotWhoYouThinkThisIs reviews
You can take Sirius out of the Blacks, but you can’t always take the Black out of Sirius. All four of them can see that, because none of them are blind. MWPP drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Kids, huh? by Azure Zangetsu reviews
Alucard is having a bad day, so he goes out to a bar for a few drinks. After a while, in steps Hans, who's having just as bad of a day. They have some bad kid problems. Review please
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Hans G., Alucard - Complete
A Different Fate by lordhellebore reviews
AU: JKR portrays Harry as completely unaffected by trhe Killing Curse cast at him, but how would things have gone if it had been different? Drabble series, five drabbles per chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,025 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 2,127 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - [Petunia D., Remus L.] Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Carnival of Dark and Dangerous Creatures by DragonDi reviews
Four years ago, Remus Lupin lost his friends to death and betrayal. Now he finds himself betrayed once more, and in a place where death may very well be preferred. Winner of the 2009 Hourglass Awards Admin's Choice Award for Drama at The Unknowable Room
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 173,547 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Remus L. - Complete
Of Recoil and Grace by cupid-painted-blind reviews
She is a romantic at heart, she thinks. If she could only believe in romance. //The slow damnation of Merope Gaunt.//
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,461 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Merope G. - Complete
I Ask Only This by Lady Altair reviews
My little dove,' she croons to her baby, 'it can be repaired.' Barty Crouch's mother picks up the pieces.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Barty C. Jr., Barty C. Sr. - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1682 - Favs: 7,745 - Follows: 975 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
Stick Birds by Lady Altair reviews
Penny wrote fairy tales with bespectacled knights who wielded pens and paperwork and formerstatueprincesses with proofreading skills beyond compare. Percy Weasley will write his Pennyprincess a happy ending if he has to pen it in his own blood. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Percy W., Penelope C. - Complete
Stars Fall by Lady Altair reviews
A post DH AU in three parts. We all craft our own happy endings. Even in the best of all possible worlds, romances decay and constellations fall from the sky, but Remus Lupin will pin them back up in a world that has already forgotten what he sacrificed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,419 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/21/2007 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Remus L., Lavender B. - Complete
The Children by samvimes reviews
After the war, we gather to remember. And none of us escape unscathed, least of all Draco Malfoy...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,831 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/16/2003 - Draco M.
A Wizard of Her Own by ChelleyBean reviews
When Harry met Hedwig
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 69 - Published: 12/13/2002