The name is Blue.

Age: Approx. 19 years young.

I have a wide variety of skills for everyday use;

I speak Yeti. I know "Yes" and "F@#k your mom".

I am a part-time pimp for hire, pay me and I'll put anyone in their proper place.

I have lawyer blood in me.

Chicken hearts are tasty (that's not a skill, but they are).

That is all.