Hello! I am a being from "outer space".

I believe you have a pastime called Writing.

My mission is to investigate it, and find out what it means, how to do it, and find any other information about it that might appease my Lady QXzce69/!-B {all hail Lady QXzce69/!, oh hear her name and tremble, conqueror of all from Beta Libri A12 to Upsilon Cancori D3-42 but Tau Corcori, home of the evil Thargallions} in some way.

I have been recommended to this (as you say) site, by a human accomplice I will not name for confidentiality reasons (and a risk of XherX it being destroyed thoroughly), and I intend to conquer it as my Lady QXzce69/!-B {all hail Lady QXzce69/!, oh hear her name and tremble, conqueror of all from Beta Libri A12 to Upsilon Cancori D3-42 but Tau Corcori, home of the evil Thargallions} has conquered vast swathes of the multiverse, and added them to our ever-expanding empire of [a name which cannot be written in these characters].

Please no not struggle or resist your eventual and impending doom (no-one else has, and it is considered quite rude), you will get quite used to it after a few hundred millennium (and all rebellions will be crushed like Agquartac bugs).

Yours in Writing, but not in mind,

XVFjuswt5;op0y6y6r4X Charlotte Marsh.