Urgh. Oh God, not another bio. I hate these damn things. I never know what to put in them... sigh sob sob.

I write, mainly, HP slash. Homophones, take a bow and make for the door. By all means, review, but BE GENTLE, godammit. Flamers will be flamed back mercilessly. Keep in mind that I have zero self-confidende and I'm sure that I suck... make me change my mind! Please?