He should've stayed on his bed this morning and ignored Fushimi's call to go to his office. Then maybe, he would be spared from this torture…. Pleasurable torture from his lover to be exact. AU.

Harry's house is trying to kill him, and only one person can help him: pity it's Draco Malfoy. EWE, written for 2012 HD Holidays.

Humanstuck: Gamzee is a Schitzophrenic who is only allowed out of the mental hospital because one of the nurses, Karkat Vantas promises to take care of him. But what happens when the boy who only wants to make people happy, meets the bullied cripple Tavros, and befriends him? Plot is way better than this I promise. Rated for sexy times, language, and maybe violent situations.

As Tavros Nitram watches another burgundy-dripping chunk of his predecessor being hauled out of the Chamber of the Grand Highblood, it occurs to him once again that his life might, in fact, uh, suck. (Gam/Tav) AU

PWP: Alley sex. Fushimi drowns in all the sounds Yata makes—sounds that only he has heard. Mikoto might have Yata's loyalty and even a bit of his heart, but he'll never see Yata like this—squirming beneath him, teary eyed and red all over, his misty eyes begging for more. #Kinkfill

Snape has had enough of Harry and Draco bickering constantly and decides to force them to take a Friendship Potion.

Every breath is an effort because of the way your heart is beating in your throat with the fear that this happy idiot will just keep talking until he very fucking literally passes out. That would be a hell of a way to go, off on some monologue tangent about things that are probably better left unsaid anyway, even if you were in a place where you can't choke on the air itself.

When Stan's finally comes clean with Kenny about his lack of bed activity, the blond is surprised. Unwilling to take on a random bedmate or a new girlfriend, he turns to the world of the internet as per the others (Rewrite/Repost/Mature)

Of Merlin in purple and ass-flattering jeans and made up words and Arthur deluding himself into believing that it is, in fact, innocent to fantasize about your best friend and he's not at all gay. Except when he is. Merthur Slash oneshot

One can find anything on market day in the Ghost Zone. Including those things you never knew you wanted. Vague crossover with the Ghostbusters. Vlad/tentacles, dubious con. Now with sloppy seconds

Never trust in the god of love. He is a swindler and cheat. But sometimes the trouble is worth the price :: Harry/Draco SLASH :: Written for 2011 Japan Relief Fest, MATURE CONTENT

Charles is just a regular, boring guy with regular, boring problems—like having a very unfortunate crush on his boss. As it turns out, his boss isn't quite who he appears to be. Modern, Superhero/Supervillain!AU. Charles/Erik.

The aftermath of a mission isn't usually like this. But then, this was no usual mission. The others are repressing like talented ameteurs - but Bruce, Bruce is a professional. OT6, explicit.

I love myself, I want you to love me. When I feel down... I want you above me.

Sheldon is feeling sexually frustrated and he, being a robot, has no idea how to deal with the situation. Naturally he doesn't behave as a normal person should... Warning: MATURE SEXUAL CONTENTS!, M/M male/male Hope you like and please leave a review if u can...XD

Firefly AU. Tavros is a servant of Eridan Ampora, a Registered Companion. One night, Eridan tells Tavros to take his place so he can go out. Tavros only has to service one client while Eridan is gone. Enter, Gamzee Makara. GamTav.

Hinata is overcome with desire, when he sees Otonashi sleeping. YAOI one-shot. Don't like, don't read. OtoHina.

Stripper!AU: A skinny boy from Brooklyn needs to improve his figure drawing skills, what better place than a strip club? Capsicoul.

Jake comes home to quite a surprise. Jake/Dirk MATURE CONTENT THIS IS SMUTT!

Grell tries to get Will to stop being so tense. YAOI PWP. You've been warned.

The long-awaited summer games have drawn to a close, and the Nordic nations have gathered at Sweden's house to see who performed the best. Contains all 5 Nordic countries and a lot of 'celebration'. Rated M for a reason, contains yaoi, SuFin and DenNor.

Really short oneshot. Naoi x Otonashi: Contains yaoi!

John meets Karkat at a club and is drawn to him despite himself. The only problem is Karkat isn't quite human, not really.

After a great day at the mall, Jake and Dirk have a little too much fun with some condoms. DirkJake smut. Toys. This is my second fanfiction, so enjoy.

for a kinkmeme prompt. Dirk visits Jake's island AU.

Tino Väinämöinen is fed up of waiting for his relationship to go further and decides to take action. First fanfic, yaoi, SuFin, human names used.

Charles takes one look at him and then runs screaming in the opposite direction. Collab!fic. Space Jam 'verse. Charles/Erik.

Loki hasn't so much as touched himself since he found out the truth about his heritage, but a run-in with SHIELD forces him to confront himself. Cue a bit of help and Magical-Healing-Cock from his brother. Intersex!Loki. Plot? Who left that there?

Thor/Loki PWP inspired by the gag and chains Loki had on at the end of Avengers. Warnings for rough sex, semi-sibling incest and breathplay. Oh and the gag and chain of course. Written as a tumblr askbox adventure.

There was just one sole feat that temporarily exposed Cartman as vulnerable- and Kyle had discovered it. Fluffy one-shot, companion fic to Evolution. M/M Lemon.

In which Eric ponders the mystery of "The Great Rear View Mirror Confrontation" in Kyle's brand new Volkswagen. Kyman one-shot. Rated M for suggestive content.

Over the years of hate, denial, and anger, an evolution has begun. The pinpoint of exactly when this commenced is unbeknownst, but it will lead to a life-changing event between the two who believed their relationship would never alter. Slash.

When Russia sits on Canada during a meeting again, Canada says nothing and bears it. But when he discovers tension in Russia's back, he decides to give him a massage to release it. He had no idea what his actions would end up causing.

Kirk laments his predicament, the Ambassador instructs Jim on the finer points of Vulcan culture. Spock turns into a primal beast. Bones offers a bit of surprising advice and Sarek is amused even if he won't say so. All in all, par for the course.

"Come to bed, Kitten," he demanded in a sleepy voice.

Born blind, Feliciano decides to get a seeing eye dog. But when he meets the trainer, he gets more than he had hoped for! Co-written with Verboten Byacolate. Ludwig/Feliciano, yaoi.

23rd-Century Lawyers AU, sequel to "Oh, the Weather Outside is Frightful". For ksvalentine 2012. Prompt: "Seven minutes in heaven". Also has pheromones, Orions being Orions, and airships.

This is a one-shot about Dirk and Jake, playing strip chess, written for my moirail.

Jim discovers fan fiction. He is pleasantly surprised. Slash- boy smex. Don't like? eh... too bad for you. M for Kirk/Spock slash. NOW with a shiny new EPILOGUE!

Hatchets that once did so much damage begin to rust and fade from memory once put in the ground. One hatchet, invisible to all but two, is about to be unearthed. None of the rust will be wiped away. No edges honed. This is the story as it truly unfolded.

In which Tavros attempts seduction via slam collective, and Gamzee can never leave a bro hanging.

Eridan finally gets a kismesissitude going with Sollux, only to question whether or not he actually wants their relationship in that quadrant. Two-shot: SolEri, black to red quadrant flipping. Rated M for smut.

23rd century AU, mock-ksadvent 2011 fic. While driving back from a conference on Christmas Eve, interplanetary law firm associates Kirk and Spock are forced off the road by a blizzard. Or, the 2/3 plot abandoned for 1/3 porn Christmas story.

Without a home, Inuyasha finds refuge from the cold in a park slide, but his peace is quickly disturbed by an "annoying" wolf. Rated for yaoi/lemon, and language.

I found myself gripping his hand tighter, no longer even bothering to fight back. My mind was a jumbled mess of 'get off of me' and 'please for the love of god don't stop'. AU. Human Tavros and Gamzee. Rated M for obvious reasons o3o

Jim and Spock have an encounter on a holodeck that leads to something more... private. Kirk/Spock pairing, M for a reason. This means slash, people. Don't like, don't read. :

Spock's reluctant visit to an alien club is made far more agreeable by the intervention of his captain. A double-dip fill for the kink meme: one prompt asked for K/S body shots, and the other requested dirty dancing.

...Leave. See title. I mean it on the rating folks. This PWP has ALL OF THE KINKS.

Spock has a not altogether *logical* reaction to Kirk always getting hurt on away missions...

Unfortunately, Sheldon is no stranger to the evil animal instinct of arousal. So, through Leonard's own fault really , he has to help Sheldon overcome his baser desires. Explicit Shelnard Slash. One-shot.

WARNING it's smexy. Simon catches Nathan's eye and now he's horny WHOOP WHOOP! ENJOY

Non-romantic and unromantic...both are are awkward sounding words. Troy/Abed

Written for the Kirk/Spock zine "Universal Constant"... a fascination with melds leads to an accidental bonding.

The Enterprise crew hold a Valentine's party and when a slow dance starts and the lights are turned very low, Jim who's besotted with Spock asks him for a dance. He reluctantly agrees he doesn't want to get too close to his irresistible Captain .

After losing in a bowling match, Kyle must finally face his biggest fear; sucking Cartman's balls. Little does the Jew know that Cartman has much, much more in store for him than just a little sucking. -KYMAN- Warning: This has explict sexual content.

Written for this prompt on sherlockbbc of lj: John interrupts a Sherlock/Irene clinch, gets jealous and doesn't understand why. Sherlock is flattered by this. Warnings: spoilers for A Scandal in Bohemia and the entire series.

Russia's coat was big enough for more than one person. Rus/Can.

Walk down a dark street at night? Stupid. Follow a stranger into an alley? Even worse. Get saved from a potential mugging by a power tool wielding hero? Better. Get seduced by said hero up against a wall? Nooow you've got it. Mature.

Ivan didn't want to bring it up. He didn't want to remember. All he wanted was his Matvey. RusCan Human names used

"YOU HAVE MOLESTED MY BROTHER!" "Da!" Russia giggled happily, rewrapping one arm around Canada's waist and drawing him close to his side. "He is really energetic in bed!" Their problems are only beginning... RusCan, GerIta, human names used.

I don't know who keeps giving Q books about the holidays, but he ireally/i likes to mess with these two boys. Sequel to Matchmaker, Matchmaker Please read all fic warnings.

It doesn't bother her that she's slept with thirty one men, it bothers her that Sheldon thinks she has.

James has been caught flirting. Again. So it's Spock's duty to show the young Captain who he really belongs to. ::Possessive!Spock:: K/S. Very Mature.

After getting into a bet with Sulu, Kirk finds himself trying to seduce Spock, whom Kirk believes hates him. But he finds out what Spock feels for him is certainly not hate.

Germany lets it slips that he's still a virgin and his brother soon followed by France vows to remedy the issue. He hides out with Italy, who comes up with a very interesting solution... Virgin!GermanyxExperienced!Italy, M for awkward first time

CraigXTweek. Oneshot. Don't like, don't read. Craig has his first sexual encounter of any kind. In the form of oral sex. In the boy's bathroom. From Tweek Tweak.

Written for LJ's STXI Kink Meme. Spock gives Jim a tongue bath: take one. Kirk/Spock. PWP.

The first in a three part series with different pairings, with the subtitle: reasons one why one should never let Francis anywhere near one's impressionable significant other…

Jim's having a bad day. Weird Dreams, Snarky First Officer... what's a Captain to do? Make sure his next mission goes well, of course.

Sulu/Chekov. On what's supposed to be a routine recon mission, Sulu makes a potentially fatal mistake. Warning for language and sexual content.

AU. In a world where Vulcans want nothing to do with Humans, Captain James T. Kirk has to establish diplomatic relations with them at all costs. Even if it means seducing one of them into a marriage. K/S.

It was a new concept to them, running water was. Fai's having a pleasant shower in Piffle World when Kurogane comes in needing to use it as well after a Dragonfly mishap. What's the most efficient way to do this? To take one together of course! Oneshot

Jim is cold. Spock is hot. Temperature-hot, of course.

The antics of Naruto and his new ginger kitty continue! Sequel but can be read on its own. AU PWP and smutty. Very naughty. Be warned, be warned.

James T. Kirk, captain, scientist, and misunderstood genius. Spock writes to the reclusive scientist only he doesn't know it's Jim. Kirk/Spock pairing. Co-written with jouissant.

Jim has taken Spock swimming.

Jim is led on an adventure throughout the Enterprise.

Follow-up to The Gap Between - Pavel is eighteen tonight, and celebrations are had by all. Explicit slash, be warned.

Or "That Which Belongs To Me". One, simple word, burning bright in his mind as though someone had carved it there with a hot poker, wouldn't let him think about anything else. It echoed loudly in his head… not yours… "Don't touch him." He snarled.

Written for LJ’s STXI Kink Meme. When Pon Farr strikes, Kirk uses it to his advantage and leads Spock on a wild chase throughout the Enterprise. An unimpressed McCoy is caught in the middle of it all. Kirk/Spock.

Shinji decides to take a bath to clear his mind, overwhelmed by his thoughts. When Kaworu joins him it turns out to be just the distraction he needs. KaworuxShinji, Lemon.

(ARCHIVED) A wet dream leaves Italy confused ... and Germany curious. (Male/Male pairing) (Oneshot)

Chocolate lollypop's and Captain's lips; what's a vulcan to do? I'll give you a hint; this involves K/S sex and a tiny bit of plot . If that's not your thing, then you had fair warning.

It had always been Spock; from the moment they met, it had been Spock... a Pon Farr fic.

We all saw that Cartman braved into the depths of San Fransico to get Kyle, but none of us saw exactly what happened in the period between the storm and the Broflowski's getting back home. Foreplay! Yaoi! Slightly non-con! Shouta! Duh! They're 8!

ZaDr. Oneshot. If you don't like, don't read. Dib is so excited to be spending Christmas with his boyfriend, only to find out that Zim doesn't have any intention of that happening. That is, of course, until Dib decides to start a new Christmas tradition.

Gintoki and Kagura's laziness has finally got to Shinpachi's nerve! He bursts into a screaming mode and preaches Gintoki! Gintoki VS Shinpachi FINALE - The End of World Battle! Eh, sorry, I lied. YAOI, SMUT, GINxSHIN Pls R&R!

Yaoi / AU / Smut The trials and struggles of Naruto's kitty cat stalker problem.

AU ONE-SHOT Shinji takes a photography class at school, and while staying late printing, finds there's more to do in a darkroom... KaworuxShinji lime HJ Shounen ai Flames are LAME

A story in the bathroom leads to an interpretation in the classroom.

You never know where namecalling will lead! LegolasGimli slash

Pippin's always told Merry all his secrets except one. Merry x Pippin, slash

A wedding, an awakening, a decision. Merry x Pippin, slash