Hi, I'm KhanFan. Not gonna say my real name or any other personal info.

My favorite series/books (in no particular order) are Maximum Ride, The Hunger Games, the Twilight saga, The 39 Clues, The Gemma Doyle Trilogy, the Mortal Instruments, the Infernal Devices, Narnia, Percy Jackson, the Kane Chronicles, and and Heroes of Olympus. Oh and anything by John Green. And Doctor Who. And Merlin. And Sherlock.

I love this site, and as of now, have published three stories, a poem about Max, and two Twilight songfics. Hope you guys like them. If you wanna skip all this random junk, just press end on your keyboard, if didn't already know you could do that to take you to the bottom of the screen where my stories are.

KhanFan

Current Events:

Writing- Mostly English essays and Moonstone and Starlight on the side
Reading- Of Blood and Starlight by Laini Taylor
Listening to- Imagine Dragons, Panic! at the Disco, and stuff off Ellen Hardcastle and So Jokes.
Planning- How to write my Max Ride songfic.
Contemplating- The reason why Doofenshmirtz's inventions never work the way they are supposed to.
Dreading- SCHOOL AGAIN TOMORROW.
Hoping that- I will one day understand the mystery that is Chemistry.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight and Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, KhanFan

Awesome Quotes-

"Oh, a sadistic vampire, intent on torturing her to death, no problem, she runs off to meet him. An IV on the other hand..." -Edward Cullen, Twilight

"Of all the things about me that could frighten you, you worry about my driving." -Edward Cullen, Twilight

"I've decided that as long as I was going to Hell, I might as well do it thoroughly." -Edward Cullen, Twilight

"And so the lion fell in love with the lamb."
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick masochistic lion." -Edward Cullen, Bella Swan; Twilight

"I made the cowardly lion look like the terminator." -Bella, Twilight

"The thing, I thought to myself… it had possibilities — as a nickname, at the very least." -Bella Swan, Twilight

"I can do this, I lied to myself feebly. No one was going to bite me." -Bella Swan, Twilight

"My mother is part albino." -Bella Swan, Twilight

"I tried to be diplomatic, but mostly I just lied a lot." -Bella Swan, Twilight

"So, did you stab Edward Cullen with a pencil or what? I’ve never seen him act like that." -Mike Newton, Twilight

"When I came here as a child, he would always remove the bullets as soon as he walked in the door. I guess he considered me old enough now not to shoot myself by accident, and not depressed enough to shoot myself on purpose." -Bella Swan, Twilight

"Once people start throwing wet stuff, I go inside." -Bella Swan, Twilight

"Edward Cullen is staring at you." -Jessica Stanley, Twilight

"The Cullens don’t like anybody… well, they don’t notice anybody enough to like them. But he’s still staring at you." -Jessica Stanley, Twilight

"No blood, no foul." -Edward Cullen, Twilight

“Fall down again, Bella?”
“No, Emmett. I punched a werewolf in the face.” -Emmett, Bella; Eclipse

"Kryptonite doesn't bother me either." -Edward Cullen, Twilight

"I'm a bit heavier than your average backpack." -Bella Swan, Twilight

"If we could bottle your luck we’d have a mass destruction weapon!” -Edward Cullen

"May the best MAN win."
"Sounds about right, pup."-Edward and Jacob

"Do you want me to bolt the doors so you can massacre the unsuspecting townsfolk?"- Bella, Twilight

"Marry me."
"What's the punch line?"
"Bella, you're damaging my ego. I just proposed to you and you think it's a joke." -Bella, Edward; New Moon

"You're. Not. Aging. Am I the only one who has to get old? I get older every stinking day. Dang it! What kind of world is this? Where's the justice?"
"Take it easy, Bella"
"Shut up, Jacob. Just shut up! This is so unfair!"
"Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that on TV." -Bella, Jacob; Eclipse

"Edward, was that you we heard?"
"It sounded like a bear choking" -Esme, Emmett; Twilight

"Watch me hunt." -Bella, Twilight

"Does my being half-naked bother you?" -Jacob, Eclipse

"Stupid Shiny Volvo Owner" -Bella Swan, Twilight

"Not only are you saving my hands from permanent injury, you also just spared me two long hours of a plot-less, badly dubbed martial arts film." -Angela Weber, Eclipse

"Take the baby."
"Throw it out the window." -Edward, Jacob; Breaking Dawn

"But if you ever bring her back damaged again — and I don’t care whose fault it is; I don’t care if she merely trips, or if a meteor falls out of the sky and hits her in the head — if you return her to me in less than the perfect condition that I left her in, you will be running with three legs. Do you understand that, mongrel?" -Edward Cullen, Eclipse

"Everyone's staring."
"No, not that guy, oh wait, he looked." -Bella, Edward; Twilight (the movie)

"She hit me."
"Why did she hit you?"
"Because I kissed her."
"Well, good for you kid." -Jacob, Charlie; Eclipse

"I like the night. Without the dark, we'd never see the stars. Not that you see them much here anyways." -Bella, Twilight

"I hear voices in my mind and you're worried you're the freak." -Edward Cullen, Twilight

"I am disappointed."
"Why?"
"Well, I would like to find just one thing that you didn't do better than everyone else on this planet." -Bella, Edward; Twilight

"You're impossible. How can I put this so that you'll believe me? You're not asleep and you're not dead. I'm here and I love you. I have always loved you, and I will always love you. I was thinking of you, seeing your face in my mind, every second that I was away when I told you that I didn't want you it was the very blackest kind of blasphemy." -Edward, New Moon

"Your boyfriend seems to think I’m being unpleasant to you—he’s debating whether or not to come break up our fight." -Edward Cullen, Twilight

"You... Made... Me... Faint!" -Bella Swan, Twilight

"Did you know that I told you so has a brother, Jacob? His name is shut the hell up." -Bella Swan

"I look like prep school Barbie. Actually, you look like prep school Barbie. I'm just one of her friends." -Nudge, School's Out--Forever

"Those wacky Brits called fries 'chips'. And potato chips were 'crisps'. And cookies were 'biscuits'. I had no idea what real biscuits were called. Wangdoodles?" -Max, Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports

"You... are...a... fridge...with...wings...We're...freaking...ballet...dancers!" -Fang, School's Out--Forever

"South America. It'll be warm. They have llamas. You like llamas." -Max, MAX

"I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahs!" -Gazzy-STWAOES

"Have you guys been playing in the toxic waste again? Been bitten by a radioactive spider? Struck by lightning? Drink a super-soldier serum?" -Fang, The Final Warning

"Your middle name is 'Charging Off.'" -Total, MAX

"Louisiana, the state the road maintenence forgot." -Max

"Total, you're black!"
"I prefer Canine-American." -Iggy, Total

"Did you know it wasn't me, the other Max?"
"Yeah."
"When?"
"Right away."
"How? We look identical. She even had identical scars and scratches. She was wearing my clothes. How could you tell us apart?"
"She offered to cook breakfast." -Max, Fang

"So you have your price. Your soul for a cookie." -Max

"Is dere anysing special about you? Anysing vorth saving?"
"Besides my fashion sense? Well, I play a mean harmonica!" -Ter Borcht, Fang

"We will call you Little One."
"Okay. I'll call you Guy in a White Lab Coat."
"That can be his Indian name." -Guy in a white lab coat, Angel, Max

"And how do spell that?"
"Captain, like captain of a ship, and then terror. You know, T-E-R-O-R."
"Your name is Captain Terror?" -FBI agent, Gazzy; School's Out--Forever

"Oh. My. God. I know it's daylight, because the sun has started to shine again! And the air--the air is suddenly perfumed with--"
"Jet fuel, hot tar, dirty bird kids, and a malamute." -Max, Total; The Final Warning

"No, she's cooking."
"As in... food?" -Dr.Martinez, Nudge

"You could lock Gazzy up in a room with nothing but a bowl full of Jell-O and dental floss and he would still find some way to blow something up." -Max

"Man, you weigh a ton. What've you been eating, rocks?"
"Why, is your head missing some?" -Fang, Max

"Hey what happened to your tan?"
"It was dirt." -Fang, Max

"I Loove you Fang! I love you this much!" -Max

"For those of you studying animals, I'll tell you why birds have two wings. Because one doesn't cut it." -Max

"Retire as in kill? Is that how you live with yourselves? By using euphemisms for death and murder? In today's news, seven people were 'retired' in a horrific accident on Highway Seventeen. Jimmy, please don't 'retire' that bird with your shotgun. Please, sir, don't 'retire' me! You can have my wallet!" -Max

"And I can see why you were voted 'least popular' in high school. So I guess we're even." -Max

"I vill now eat nine Snikuhs barks, visout bahfing." -Gazzy

"Why do you let your mother still dress you?" -Max

"So there you have it, the extent of my charms: brown hair and eyes like unbarfed chocolate. I'm a lucky girl." -Max

"Meaning what? We're going to pretend nothing's going on? That's stupid. The only way to deal with any of this is to get it out in the open."
"Have you been watching Oprah again?" Fang, Max

"You were designed to be very smart, Max, We electrically stimulated your synaptic nerve endings while your brain was developing."
"And yet I stil can't program my DVD player." -The director, Max

"Just because wonder boy is stuck to the ground doesn't mean I have to be. I've evolved past being stuck to the ground."-Max, Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports

"Vhy do you let ze girl be ze leader?"
"Because she's the tough one" -Ter Borcht, Fang

"I assume you alvys hold onto someone's shirt, yes? Following dem closely?"
"Only when I'm trying to steal their dessert."
"Write that down. He's a notorious dessert stealer." -Ter Borcht, Iggy, Max

"After all, Fnick is Superman." -Iggy

"You're kidding, right? Please tell me you have a stronger motive then 'fair is fair.' Life isn’t fair, Dean. Nothing is Fair, ever. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. I’m supposed to help you because fair is fair? Try 'I need you to help me so i won't rip out your spine and beat you with it.' I might respond to that. Maybe" -Max

"We were in a top-secret facility in the middle of Death Valley, officially called 'Freaking Nowhere' on any map, and yet he managed to produce marshmallows." -Max

"Let's get out of here. A Ouija board just told me to save the world." -Max, The Angel Experiment

"Boy, you just can't kill people like you used to." -Fang

"Max, I think we both know your parents aren't missionaries."
"No? Well don't tell them! They'd be crushed! Thinking they're doing the Lord's work and all." -FBI investigator, Max; School's Out--Forever

"Can we see him?"
"Ig, I hate to break this to you, but you're blind." -Iggy, Max; School's Out--Forever

"Buckingham Palace? You know, like where the Queen lives. And Mr. Queen?" - Nudge, Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports

"I love Nudge, Nudge is a great kid, but that motor mouth of hers could have turned Mother Teresa into an ax murderer." -Max

"Fang pondered. It amazes me how he's sometimes able to seem so calm at the worst times. Sometimes he seems like a droid--or a drone. Fang of Nine. Fang2-D2." -Max

"Oh, no-years of Max influence are taking their toll. You sound just like her. You're, like, a Maxlet. A Maxketeer. A...a..." -Iggy

"'But a quest to...' Grover swallowed. 'I mean, couldn't the master bolt be in some place like Maine? Maine's very nice this time of year.'" -Grover, The Lightening Thief.

"We're orphans."
"Orphans? But, my dears! Surely not!"
"We got separated from our caravan, our circus caravan. The ringmaster told us to meet him at the gas station if we got lost, but he may have forgotten, or maybe he meant a different gas station. Anyway, we're lost. Is that food I smell?" -Percy, Medusa; The Lightening Thief.

"The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'" -Ronald Reagan

"Dear Diary, Do you have any idea what it's like to be a wanted criminal? (Don’t answer that question. I really don’t want this diary to end up like Ginny Weasley’s, since it tried to kill her.)" -Fang in Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic.

“You assaulted an un-armed teenager, you snuck out in the middle of the night, and you, you…I don’t know what else you did but I bet it has something to do with why the national debt is so high!” -Max in Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic.

“'I never noticed. You have a nice chest.' Well, then. Hot damn, that’s a way to change the mood. 'I could say the same about you, but that’d be sexual harassment.'” Max, Fang in Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic.

“'But you can’t buy happiness,' I said.
'That’s not necessarily true,' Iggy interrupted. 'I once met a very nice stripper named Happiness.'” -Fang, Iggy in Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic.

"Then, he said loudly, 'How about you give me a blow?' But Max didn’t miss a beat.
'Sorry,' she said. 'I choke on small objects.'" -The 'Creepy Pedophile Guy,' Max in Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic.

"Wham! 'GO TO HELL.' Bam! 'NEVER TOUCH HER AGAIN.' Slam! 'YOU’RE CREEPIER THAN EDWARD.'” -Fang in Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic.

"Come to the dark side, we have Edward Cullen!"

Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Sexier, hotter and spicier Than You since 1901

Bella Cullen: Luckier Than You since 1987

Regular lions say ROAARR.

Angry lions say BLARGAROARIMMAEATYOU

Sad lions say roooaaar.

Mountain lions say: OMGEDWARDCULLENRUN!

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.

Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
I promise to remember Edward
Each time I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlie's sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
Whenever I am in the emergency room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Everytime there is a big boom
I promise to remember Rosalie
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
Everytime I'm at the mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
Whenever I see beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me that they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes, I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my true obsession
Because I know what Twilighters know

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST be a WHORE with a BIG BUTT

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I MUST be after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile.