DISCLAIMER: I DID NOT WRITE THIS The infamous WORST FANFICTION EVER posted here, unedited, for ur "lulz" -Originally by Tara Gilesbie -Rated M for the "Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time." line! -There is more than 1 chap per page

When (not really) evil villains capture (mostly)pure hearted heroes and force them to join their evil (mostly just odd) group. Wild Pairings("I think I love you"). Forgiveness("Die!"). Revenge("Pink or blue?"). "I think I'm going to regret this." Pein sighed as he looked at the bleeding Sasuke, the screaming Naruto, and the manically laughing Sakura.

Courting one's Beloved is a difficult process at the best of times, with complex customs to remember. For Thorin Oakenshield, it's a whole lot more complicated than that. Firstly, his Beloved is a hobbit who has absolutely no idea that he even is Thorin's Beloved. Secondly, Thorin may or may not be completely invisible to said hobbit. Mahal has ever laughed upon the Line of Durin.

America wants to get to know Romano better. Romano just wants to fix the idiot's tastebuds. Conservatively rated for Romano's mouth . 'cause there just isn't enough Romerica out there.

When England has had the last straw, he decides to put a curse on America to teach him a lesson. But he quickly discovers that his curse has only made things between them much more interesting. Rated T for some language and yaoi. :D

Written in honor of a moron. America and Germany get it on in a weight room. Simple as that. Read the little blurb inside to understand more. Rated M for a reason! PWP, yaoi! No likey no ready!

Hidan and Deidara being bored and sleepy on a Sunday morning. Some fluff. Rated M only for Hidan's bad mouth D:

An innocent question devolves into a bonafide investigation when the Akatsuki is tasked with uncovering the secret behind Deidara's peculiar speaking habits. One-shot crackfic. M for language.

Alfred plays to the streets in New Orleans, and is about to get an admirer, if the strange Russian immigrant could be called that. RP written by me and schoolgirl-cheesesculpture, warnings for a lot of stuff. AU

Oneshot. Yomi, meet Tomo.

Gaara's reaction to Kankuro's gift isn't exactly what he expected.

When he's lucky the nightime brings Gaara a visit from a certain blonde missingnin. DeidaraGaara

Ever wonder what happened after Deidara kidnaps Gaara but before they extract the demon? This is it. DeidaraGaara

Hogwarts has contracted a disease called loneliness and the giant squid as the only cure. Hogwartsgiant squid