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Charleston, Teagan, Jess, Emmica

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OTPs

Kinda sorta in order from greatest to least.

1. Hinny because it proves that fangirling is an effective method of approaching a crush.
2. SOLANGELO OH MY GODS MY B A B I E S
3. 86/60 because, let's face it, they slay.
4. 2/5 because... YES.
5. Jily because not only are they glorious in every way, but the series would not be like it is if it weren't for them.
6. Romione because they just complement each other and everything is just beautiful.
7. 1/362 because they just complete life with their devotion to anything and everything that matters to them.
8. Nuna because GAAAAAAH.
9. Eona/Kygo. You most likely have never heard of them. Trust us when we say to go read Eon and its sequel, Eona, by Alison Goodman. They go by different titles in some countries, but you can't mistake them.
10. Peeta/Katniss because they are the definition of cinnamon roll/sinnamon roll.
11. Fourtris. No explanation required.
12. 23/35 because THEY ARE JUST SO BEAUTIFUL YET SO UNDERAPPRECIATED IT HURTS.
13. America/Maxon because *tear drips down face* *bursts into sobs.*
14. 3/4 because GAAAH.
15. 83/84 because DO YOU SEE HOW CUTE THEY AREJEBFOWBCIEBFUFENCI.
16. Practically any other canon ship in existence.
17. [EXCLUSIVELY FOR CHARLESTON] Drarry. Nuff said.
18. Lowkey ship Wolfstar.

Insult any of the above, and you have earned yourself a spot in hell.

NOTPs

In order from greatest to least. Or whatever, we just hate them all.

1. Snily because the series would not have existed had this been canon AND SNAPE LITERALLY OBSESSED OVER HER, TORTURING CHILDREN (INCLUDING HERS, JUST BECAUSE SHE WAS HAPPY WITH SOMEONE ELSE), JOINING A TERRORIST GROUP AND TRADING IN HER FAMILY FOR HER LIFE, AND SO MUCH MORE OH MY GOSH HE WAS PISSED BECAUSE HE HAD A RAGING BONER FOR A MARRIED WOMAN WHO WANTED NOTHING TO DO WITH HIM FOR RIGHTFUL REASONS WHAT A SELFISH BASTARD IF HE REALLY LOVED HER HE WOULD LET HER BE HAPPY EVEN IF IT WAS WITHOUT HIM WHAT THE LEGITIMATE FUCK.
2. Harmione because just got because they spent time together does not mean love. It meant a strong friendship.
3. Drinny because that really sets fire to the fandom.
4. Dramione because Draco, I love you and all, but you do not deserve that goddess of a person.
5. 1/5 because, though Jess used to be a hardcore fan, it's like Harmione. It was just a strong friendship.
6. 4/86 because the accents just...
7. 5/Maurice because the age difference is ridiculous and it was a silly childhood crush. Pull an Elsa and let it go.
8. 1/Lizzie because, while it was canon, it was broken for a reason.
9. Any pairing that ships Snape with a student. We are sorry, but that is majorly disgusting and that is pedophilia.
10. Cato/Katniss because not a single word in the entire trilogy suggested romance AND THEY WERE LITERALLY OUT TO MURDER EACH OTHER LIKE
11. 1/3 because it is a deadend ship for a damn reason.
12. 2/3 because WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?
13. Ace/3 because BLEH.
14. McGonagall/Dumbledore because he's dead and she's a hardcore gangsta that don't need no man.
15. Gale/Katniss because, whether it was onesided or not, it remained a friendship for a reason.
16. Peter/Tris because *spontaneously upchucks.*
17. Basically any ship that interferes with any OTP.

HEADCANONS

1. James Sirius is gay. Like really, really gay. Like, freaks out over Josh Hutcherson's jawline gay.
2. James Sirius also asked his first boyfriend out by dumping a bunch of grass clippings (which symbolizes homosexual love) on the guy's porch and screaming, "I FUCKING LOVE YOU, YOU GAY PIECE OF SHIT."
3. James Sirius, when told to be serious, has said, "Sirius is my middle name."
4. Albus Severus was named that because Hinny thought that it would piss everyone off, not because Snape was a hero.
5. Lily Luna was supposed to be named something really stupid on purpose too, but Hermione changed her name on her birth certificate after she and the other sister-in-laws agreed on Lily Luna.
6. Lily Luna has an amazing voice and is an equally as amazing actress, eventually becoming a world class star.
7. Harry has an older sister named Willa, who was born when Jily were 17. The fanfic, 11 Years Unknown, is currently being written on Wattpad and will be posted on here upon completion.
8. Jily were terrible singers, but they loved singing anyway.
9. Harry knows how to braid hair in several different ways because of Willa and Sirius.
10. Fred II, during an unwarrented trip into the Forbidden Forest, found the Resurrection Stone and met his namesake for the first time.
11. Drunk Percy Weasley is a whore.
12. Lily Luna's Patronus is a fox because she's really sneaky, agile, and manipulative.
13. Rose's is an owl because of her smarts.
14. Fred II's is the compliment of George's and the identical of Fred's.
15. Teddy and Victoire's daughter is named Pandora, nicknamed Dora, like his mother.
16. McGonagall eventually set up a genetically perfect Quidditch all-star team out of Weasleys and Potters.
17. This has little to do with anything, but imagine a remake of the Twilight movies in which everything is the same, except Edward is portrayed by James Potter. He doesn't know it's a movie and has no script, so he just reacts to everything like the melodramatic queen he is. ("You're pale, you're thin, you suck up blood." "Did you just call me a tampon? This hoe just called me a tampon!")
18. Molly Weasley II is the most violently awesome person who ever graced this planet.

STORY UPDATES

All stories have slow updates. None are abandoned.

OPERATION: DELIGHTFUL ~ Our top priority due to it's popularity and how close it is to finishing. Updates are sparse, out of sheer laziness, may we add. Written by Jess.

OPERATION: RETURN ~ Our second priority due to the inspiration behind it. Updates are slightly more common than OP: DELIGHTFUL. Written by Charleston.

OPERATION: SWITCH ~ Our bottom priority due to the fact that Emma is more of a reader. Updates are rare. Written by Emmica.

Willa Potter and the Prophecy of Fate ~ Emma's pet project. Updates are as often SWITCH.

The Capitol Games ~ Just a little pet project. Written by all four of us.

Thanks to Teagan for editing all works.

Thanks to you for reading and supporting our works. Really. It means a lot.