Esmerelda Brandybuck
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Joined 01-12-02, id: 153526
Author has written 9 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Misc. Movies.
I hate little copyright notes in my fics, so I would like to put right here that I don't own any of the characters that might be considered smart. If there is a stupid character, it's probably mine. Plus, Fanfiction.net gets mad at you if you put any non-fic stuff in your writings, I think?

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A.I.: Artificial Intelligence alternate ending reviews
This ending was cut out. Why? Read it and you'll know. R&R please.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/3/2002
Frodo's Little Sister reviews
What would have happened if Frodo had a little sister? Why don't you read and find out! ;)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2002 - Frodo B.
Viridescent Gollum reviews
To the tune of "Flipper". And just in case you were wondering, "viridescent" means "slightly green".
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/20/2002 - Gollum
Vile Haiku for Sméagol reviews
I'm not experienced at haikus...but here goes ^. .^
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2/26/2002 - Gollum
Vex me, will you? Oopsssss, we did it again... reviews
And the weird thing is, Gollum's a better singer than Britney. *yuck.* I haven't actually heard the song that much, so if the lyrics don't fit, tough.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/25/2002 - Gollum
Very Bad Humor, and Gollum is a Mary Sue! reviews
PG13 for Gollum guts. Not the funniest parody ever written...but oh well.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/22/2002
Vicious and Vigilant -- a.k.a. the Gollum Rap reviews
PG for violence (Sméagol strangles Déagol) but no language. In rap style. The last part is supposed to sound "Special FX"-ish.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/22/2002
Voices reviews
I don't know why it's PG, actually. Yes, I REALLY like Gollum. He's such an interesting character, and yet his feelings are scarcely known of...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/28/2002
Visitors are Welcome reviews
What happens when a reporter has a little chat with Gollum.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/27/2002