My face is graced with an expression of habitual smugness
* I enjoy staring broodingly into nothingness ... it makes me look mysterieus
* My dream is to see Lord Voldie in a nun's habit, play-backing "I'm not a girl, not yet a woman" while clutching his barbie doll
* Sanity has left me a long time ago
* I believe that in a perfect world I shouldn't have to bother with the dreariness of everyday life
* I consider myself to be whipcrack clever, keenly intelligent and absolutely barking mad
* Robbie Williams is a god amongst men and women and plants and animals and the little green men and just everything and everybody ...
* Do not make sexual advances unless you are giving the mating signal

D'you think adam fancied Eve ?
What if Eve could not conceive ?
And he had te breed with Steve ?
We'd all be gay ...
-- Robbie Williams