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Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

Dreams are my chosen reality. But where dreams are found nightmares also linger.

WARNING:
I like dark stories filled with tragedy, passion, and pain.
I have very little interest in shallow, pretty love stories and have never written fluff.
So, don't expect to find it here! This is a fluff-less zone.

Favourite Pairings:
Jareth/Sarah, Erik/Christine, Tom Riddle Jr./Ginny Weasley, Captain Hook/Wendy Darling, Logan (Wolverine)/Marie (Rogue), Sabretooth/OC, Elizabeth Shaw/ David 8, Richard B. Riddick/Jack, Khan/OC, Spike/Willow, Loki/Jane Foster

Personal Updates: (24/10/2014)
So, this hasn't been my year. Serious medical and personal matters have taken up my attention in recent months, leaving me with neither the energy nor the inclination to work on any of my stories. Luckily things seem to be looking up, but I make no promises of speedy updates. I want it known that i have not abandoned my projects, and hopefully, should luck be on my side, I'll be able to pump out some new chapters and pieces here soon.

Story Updates:
- Ashes of Vengeance - So, real life unpleasantness aside, chapter 5 has been, for lack of a better metaphor, kicking my ass. I know it has been a long delay and for that I apologize. While I have the first draft finished, it needs quite a bit of work. Hopefully the editing will not take long and I'll be able to present something soon.

Additionally, I will probably be doing rewrites of the first chapters. I am looking through them and feel a need to amend some stylistic errors. Won't be doing that at least until chapter 5 is up, though. The chapters' content will not be changing, just some little technical things.

- Jareth/Sarah story- As I said my muse left me and the above story with our pants between our legs, so I have been working on this in the interim. I should hopefully have something up soon. So stay tuned

I thrive on feedback and adore helpful criticism, so please read and review!

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The Gambit 2: Carnal - DISCONTINUED by scribblemyname reviews
An old acquaintance of Rogue and Storm's joins the X-Men. Romy
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,783 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 3/4/2018 - Published: 6/10/2009 - [Gambit, Rogue]
Forget Me Not by Tara1189 reviews
The press of curved silver against her cheek. Sharp. Blood pulsing under the skin. And beneath that, dizzying ecstasy, a kind of sickening thrill. The whisper of breath against her mouth, cool and metallic. "Wendy."
Peter Pan - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 128,771 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 11/1/2016 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Captain Hook, Wendy D. - Complete
Between Heaven and Valhalla by RosemaryTavington reviews
Only 35 days left until their marriage. Gisla wishes the big Viking warrior to change his mind about their betrothal, instead Rollo wishes to win the affections of his brave and willful bride. Who will succeed? Story about Gisla x Rollo after season 3. Will be M-rated later.
Vikings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 80,464 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 11/29/2015 - Published: 7/29/2015 - Rollo, Gisla - Complete
Don't Walk Away by Remnant Stars reviews
INDEFINITE HIATUS An AU for the meeting of Wolverine and Rogue based on the characters in the movie. Slightly OOC. First story so constructive criticism is appreciated. Rating is for future chapters.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,096 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 10/12/2015 - Published: 5/19/2012 - [Logan/Wolverine, Rogue]
Fire & Ice by PlonkerOnDaLoose reviews
Some say the world will end in fire, Some say in ice. Ginny Weasley burns for revenge and Tom Riddle is frozen in time. When two forces of nature collide, destruction is assured.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 66,204 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 7/16/2015 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr.
The Thirteenth Rider by HachimansKitsune reviews
Sarah dreams of the Labyrinth and being chased by a rider in black. Jareth dreams of claiming the queen who once escaped him. Sometimes fairy tales come true, but there is always a price. The Wild Hunt is coming - but who is the hunter and who is the prey
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 125,941 - Reviews: 1229 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 841 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Shadows by ArtificialImagination reviews
She has heard a whisper say, a curse is on her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 128,005 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 4/24/2015 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr.
Muse by RebelRebelMonster reviews
"I'm afraid, Sarah, dear, that you have no choice in the matter," replied Jareth, eyes twinkling. He lounged back in his armchair and casually pulled a crystal from thin air. It danced between his fingertips. "The Labyrinth—and I—have chosen you. You are, in every sense of the word, our muse."
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 91,712 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 2/2/2015 - Published: 1/8/2014 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
I Hate You, Most Ardently by anonymouslyme8 reviews
What was going through Lizzy's mind in that eternal moment between her rejection of Darcy and his retreat? Heated, fervent hatred and perhaps something else? Based on the scene in the movie adaptation where Darcy confesses his love in the rain. Smut, character study. Canon-compliant and period-compliant.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,949 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Shine Against Me by lachlanrose reviews
Logan and Marie talk about pornography... and then things get crazy. W/R
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 61 - Words: 150,124 - Reviews: 1547 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 1/15/2014 - Logan/Wolverine, Rogue
The Big Bad Wolf by MorganOfTheFey reviews
She was just a kid when I first picked her up, like a bad habit. No, what I should say was that she picked me up, and I'm the bad habit, the bad influence, the big bad wolf... Rogan, slow burn, some smut starting at ch 25 and real smut posted soon! Companion fic is The Bad Habit, also rated M for smut
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 76 - Words: 329,132 - Reviews: 1328 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 10/15/2014 - Published: 4/13/2013 - [Rogue, Logan/Wolverine] [Sabretooth, OC] - Complete
In His Grasp by UnforgettablyUnusual reviews
Wendy Darling is no longer a child, but she still dreams of Peter Pan and her adventures in Neverland. One night, she encounters Captain Hook in her dreams and before she knows it, he's there in reality, and she has nowhere to hide.
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,738 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/12/2014 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Wendy D., J. Hook - Complete
Circuit Ghost by Cuckoo on a String reviews
Khan is a master chess player, but not all pieces follow the rules. Every machine has its ghosts, and Section 31 is no different. Only its ghost drinks coffee and prefers to terrorize technologically challenged ensigns. 'John Harrison' was not prepared for this. Liberal doses of humor over a fairly angsty plotline. Takes place in the year before Into Darkness. Some OCs.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 71,707 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 6/1/2014 - Published: 8/4/2013 - John Harrison/Khan, Admiral Marcus - Complete
Unwilling Heart by CathRakka reviews
Loki wanted Thor to suffer. That's where Jane Foster would be useful. Her death would be agony to the God of Thunder... but, no. Perhaps it would be most agonizing if Thor lost Jane's love to none other than Loki himself? Takes place during and after Avengers. Loki/Jane
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,807 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Loki, Jane F.
The Goblin Market by Viciously Witty reviews
Nine years after defeating the Labyrinth, Sarah is in Ireland - a land of old magic, where legend suggests her victory comes with a price and her story is far from finished. Something ancient has been set in motion and Sarah finds herself at the centre of a very old, very Goblin, tradition. As time passes, fruit ripens... Let the feast begin at the Goblin Market.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 136,059 - Reviews: 2019 - Favs: 2,818 - Follows: 1,271 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
The Black Gates of Paradise by Maiafay reviews
Blind faith doesn't always lead to the light. Love doesn't always choose the ideal companion. Human and Synthetic. She journeys for answers; he searches for purpose and the elusive existence of his soul. Desire binds them, darkness will test them, but fate could tear them apart. Hiatus until Covenant.
Prometheus, 2012 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,973 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 6/23/2012 - E. Shaw, David, Engineer
What The Cat Dragged In by psyche b. mused reviews
Helping 'damsels in distress' just wasn't his thing...he was more accustomed to distressing them in the first place. Unfortunately, Kelly doesn't know that... Victor Creed/OC
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 202,736 - Reviews: 973 - Favs: 1,373 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Sabretooth - Complete
Ashes by obsessmuch reviews
What is left, when the brightest flame burns out?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,889 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Severus S., Ginny W., Voldemort
Pack Animals by SkyeShined reviews
What if Riddick got away from Johns before he could try to ship him back off to slam? What if Jack wasn't a child, wasn't on the ship either. What if certain events put her right in Riddick's hold, whether she wants to be there or not?
Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,717 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Riddick, Jack
Underworld by Tara1189 reviews
"I rather like having you down here. Like Persephone." Ginny/Tom
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,436 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Despicable by wndrw8 reviews
If you were locked up in a ship with a bunch of people you despise, would you do bad things, too? warning: super creepy
Prometheus, 2012 - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,829 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 6/23/2012 - David, E. Shaw - Complete
A Haunting Reflection by Kittie Darkhart reviews
It is said that, if a bride falls the day before she is married, then she will die within a year. But Wendy is already haunted, when a ghost from her childhood refuses to let the past lie buried. A very dark Hook/Wendy.
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,477 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Captain Hook, Wendy D.
Final Riddles by Recipe reviews
When you cast an Unforgivable, you have to mean it. Feel it, breathe it... and Ginevra, I'm still alive. GWTR - A time travel story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,084 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr.
A Fronte Praecipitium, A Tergo Lupi by Devi Lethe reviews
Post Dark Fury. When you dance with the Devil, the Devil doesn't change. He changes you.
Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 40,257 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Jack, Riddick
Advent by Subtilior reviews
One December when he is young, Toby gets a present in the mail. The next year he gets another. Then Sarah puts a stop to the gifts - and though Toby doesn't realize it, their lives will be changed ...
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,525 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Complete
Beauty and the Beast: A Labyrinthine Retelling by imogen-marie reviews
He was the beast, cold and cruel, and she the beauty, trapped in his gilded cage for all eternity. Little did he know, her will was as strong as his. The tale of Beauty & the Beast entwined with Labyrinth. J/S.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 72,343 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Beltane Night by Tara1189 reviews
The eve of Sarah's twenty-first birthday falls on the night of Beltane… a night when the borders between the physical and magical world become blurred, and a certain Goblin King reappears with an offer to renew, and won't be taking no for an answer…
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,858 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Curiosity by TheLetter5 reviews
A mysterious stranger has Rogue bewitched and bothered what kind of thief wears big chrome boots and a magenta spandex shirt? Tell me you've never asked yourself that question about Gambit... ROMY, plot thickening. Rating for lang/future ROMY.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,988 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Gambit/Remy L., Rogue/Anna Marie
God Forgive Me by ToryTigress92 reviews
An AU of the scene after the wedding, when Rochester is trying to persuade Jane to stay. Oneshot.
Jane Eyre - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,727 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/12/2009 - [E. Rochester, Jane E.] - Complete
Thrice Upon a Time by Subtilior reviews
Sarah has moved to a new city, and stumbles across the Goblin King one cold night. She never thought she'd see him again - and she's not happy to have him on her turf. They argue, and they make a bet in lieu of a date. What will come of it? Read on!
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,658 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 9/19/2008 - Published: 2/25/2008
Storyteller by Jalen Strix reviews
Based strongly around the 2003 film version, this story centers on a particular storyteller and one of her more provocative creations, the former Captain Hook. Revised version now complete.
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,328 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/24/2007 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Wendy D., J. Hook - Complete
Erlkönig by Subtilior reviews
Sarah takes Toby to a concert of art song. It is the darkest evening of the year. Words have power. Songs can be magic. And undying love can be more terrible than beautiful ... Please read and respond!
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,230 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 9/21/2007 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Complete
Forgetful by sinecure reviews
WS. Willow and Spike have a conversation... 5th part up.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 53,803 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/23/2004 - Published: 11/29/2002 - Willow R., Spike
Stable Artifice by Erimentha0 reviews
WIP Willow’s on the run with Spike, Angel and Dru. But things start getting complicated between her and Spike.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 125,237 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/10/2003 - Published: 9/15/2003 - Willow R., Spike
Agony and Ecstasy by Diebin reviews
MOVIEVERSE: (W/R) Sometimes it's hard to tell which is which.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,252 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2000
From the Ashes of Vengeance reviews
Evil cannot be killed by pretty words alone. The hero does not always triumph. And sometimes the lines between good and evil are indistinct. Ginny Weasley will learn that revenge comes with a price. (Tom/Ginny)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,296 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 2/16/2014 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr.