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 Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter. So, new name! Future Starkid Member! You can call me FSM or Future!! This is "Voldemort's" saying in A Very Potter Musical. He's talking to...I forget who he's talking to actually...Either way he says "You'd think killing people might make them like you, but it doesn't! It just makes people dead!" Siriusly, go watch the musical and the sequel. I wish to raise awareness of Rectal Cranial Inversion. RCI, also known as Head-Up-Your-Ass Syndrome, is a chronic disease that affects the lives of many. There is still no known cure, but we can raise awareness and help ease the symptoms of RCI through means such as therapy and rehabilitation. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you wish to aid the efforts of spreading awareness. If you think there should be a prequel to Tales of Symphonia where Kratos is the main character, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name. SheenaFujiFilm, Penamesolen, Freakyanimegal456. ShadowVDP, happy ametuer, Pitch5321 (Future Starkid Member) If you love without conditions or bounds, whether it be for God, your family, your friends, post this on your profile. If you've ever pushed on a door that was clearly marked 'pull', copy and paste this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever yelledat an inanimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile. 92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy an dpaste this into your profile if you'd be one of the 8 percent laughing your butt off. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile. I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, , who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone. Harry Potter Fan I was born This is a true story. ATTENTION!!!!!!! I HAVE JUST LOST THE GAME! IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS, CONSIDER YOURSELF LUCKY, AND THEN CONSIDER YOURSELF UNLUCKY BECAUSE YOU CAN READ THE RULES BELOW: 1. YOU ARE ALWAYS PLAYING BUT CAN NEVER WIN THE GAME 2. YOU LOSE THE GAME AS SOON AS YOU REMEMBER THE GAME 3. YOU HAVE A THIRTY MINUTE PERIOD TO FORGET THE GAME AS SOON AS YOU REMEMBER THE GAME 4. THE PURPOSE OF THE GAME IS TO GET EVERYONE ON THE ENTIRE PLANET PLAYING THE GAME 5. ONCE YOU LOSE THE GAME YOU MUST VOCALLY SAY THAT YOU LOST IT (e.x. "I LOST THE GAME!") GOOD LUCK! FRIEND/BEST FRIEND (What's the difference?) FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool withyou at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste! FRIENDS: Would read ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit! I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.' Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check 'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' 'My mommy loves white roses.' A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message, or Flying is easy just throw yourself at the floor and miss (Not responsible for any injuries sustained from throwing self at floor) You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor Life isn't passing me by it's trying to run me over I know I seem mean but it's because I don't like you Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. You're intoxicated by my very presence Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God! You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies. There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people Amatures built the ark. Profssionals built the titanic... Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary. You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back Dying is a very dull, and dreary affair, my suggestion to you is to have nothing to do with it. Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks! Love your enemys! It really pissess them off! The voices in my head don't like you Even if the voices aren't real...they have some good ideas A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman." Some people are like slinkies; not really good for anything but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs. When life hands you lemons, make grape juice, stand back, and let the world wonder how the hell you did it. When life hands you lemons, go out and buy an assault riffle. See if life makes the same mistake twice. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left. the statistics of insanty is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're ok, then it's you! Growing older is manditory. Growing up is Optional Cry me a river, build a bridge and get over it. "You say I've lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can't lose what you never had." If you're gonna be two-faced, sweetie at least make one of them pretty -I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous -yeah, Im a loser. but the coolest loser you'll ever meet -save the earth. it's the only planet with chocolate. - I've heard that its possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's actually done it. - No I won't go to hell! it has a restraining order against me -Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid. -when Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really? who likes lemons? -when Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then. I'm not so good with the advice. can i interest you in a sarcastic comment? -i called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse oops! did my sarcasm hurt your feelings? -I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind! but not my brain. I need that. -smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to - therapy is expensive. popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide - excuse me, have you seen my sanity? I think I lost it -if olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? -i live in my own little world. but it's ok, they know me there -the dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide -your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend -tell the truth and run -if electricity comes from electrons, where do you think morality comes from? (If it takes you more than 2 seconds to get this joke, you're incredibly stupid) -education is important. school however, is another matter. -i used to be normal... until i met those freaks i call my friends You can talk to innanimate objects, but when they talk back, you know somethings wrong Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?" Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon. Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe. Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history. When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and beat the crap out of them. Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on Help me to always give 100 at work... And help me to remember... Amen. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" That's a really good question...i wonder... Roses are red, If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. Unfortunately, you can't die of a broken heart. Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over If you know me, chances are you hate me. I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away Sometimes you make me so mad I wanna throw you in the middle of ongoing traffic, but then I realise I would probably kill myself trying to save you. "I love you" is eight letters. So is "bullcrap." People say love is like magic, but isn't magic just an illusion? You call me crazy, I've been called worse by the voices in my head. You call me crazy like its the ultimate insult but I just stare at you blankly and say "So" When you said you hated me I felt all fuzzy inside. I wonder why. Tu madre! Yes, you just got burnt in Spanish. Keep on talking maybe one day you'll say something intelligent When I said "I wish you a life time of happiness" after you screwed me over I meant I was going to kill you Its a funny thing when everyone at the local asylum knows your name “Got a problem with me? Solve it. Think I’m trippin’? Tie my shoes. Can’t stand me? Sit your ass down. Can’t face me? Then turn the fuck around!” Sarcastic!Me?Never! If talking to your self is the first sign of insanity, what’s sign two? I’m a cold and heartless bitch, but I’m damn good at it Whose cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it? How is it possible to have a civil war? Easy. Unfortunatley Very easy. Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before. I’m not saying you’re stupid, I’m just implying it. It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it? When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS! I didn't smack you! I highfived your face! female come backs Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks" 'Why don't you slip into something more comfortable; like a coma?' Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. Ooooo...a life. Where can I download one? Deja vu- when you've done something you think you've done before, its because God thought it was so funny, he had to rewind it for his friends to see. Friends may give you an alibai but brothers will help hide the body. Woman, without her, man is nothing. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. If you can't fix it with duct tape then you haven't used enough. An apple a day keeps the doctor away... if you throw it hard enough. "Quote the 25th letter of the How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he's lost? Those that think they know everything annoy those of us that do. If you die, i'll kill you! Learn from the mistakes of others because you can't live long enough to make them all yourself. I tried sniffing coke once but the ice cubes got stuck up my nose. Virginity is like a balloon. One prick, gone. I'm not spoiled, just well taken care of. If the world is a theater, men need better lines. Do you know what the Chain of Command is? It's the chain I go and get to beat you with to show you who's in command. Dogs have owners. Cats have staff. If at first you don't succeed, blow it up and say you did. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're all the same. Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. I sat back looking at the stars and began to think.. where the HECK is my roof! If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen! Never knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run! Death hates that. I rather be hated for who I am, then loved for something I'm not. Copy/Paste Section If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. ever made up your own language just for fun, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever run up or down an escaltor and SUCCEDED in getting to the top or bottom, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. 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If you ever ran into a clear door like those birds in that window cleaning comercial, copy this into your profile. My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone. When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target. The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true. If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'? We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police. Eat right, exercise, die anyway. I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught t me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with "Quit while you're ahead"? YOUR GUY SIDE: You watch sports on TV. YOUR GIRL SIDE: In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some further actual label instructions on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (That's the only time I have to work on my hair). Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and put this on your profile to bring a smile to someone (maybe even a chuckle)... Some cuts don't show...some wounds don't heal...some pain, you can't see. It's sad when people you know become people you knew, when you can walk right past someone like they were never a big part of your life, how you used to stay up talking for hours, but now, you can barely even look at them. It's sad how times can change. People put up walls not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to break...them...down. Haikus are easy If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile If you think Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann--Disney's PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN-- are made for each other and that, no matter how awesomely awesome Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! f you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, CoS, and SS/PS, and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this on your account. If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile and add your name: Ga Nat Nat, Evil Older Sister, Frozenfan, The Choco-Holic, Jade Snape-Holloway, psychotic me, LLAMAS WILL RULE THE WORLD, PrettyFanGirl, creative-writing-girl13, 14hp1, miss sophie potter, Mackenzie Weasley, Avatar Rikki, Dare-Deviless, Pitch5321 Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Rainstorm007, Littlewhisker Patronus Charm, xNyphadoraxTonksx, Mackenzie Weasley, Avatar Rikki, Dare-Deviless, Pitch5321 :YOUR REAL NAME: Pitch5321 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Robizzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal: Black Cat 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Kay Gould 5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Vanrobstr 6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Purple Dr. Pepper 7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Onatosy 8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Kay Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary. How to Tell if You're a Writer -If you talk to yourself. If you don’t dance to avoid injury to yourself and those around you, copy this into your profile. Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot, -Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them. -I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, asshole! -Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun! -My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone. Ever wonder... I AM IN SIRIUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Sirius denial then copy and paste this into your profile. Because Denial is not just a river in Egypt! JK ROWLING KILLED HIM, I KNOW ... BUT HIS LEGACY LIVES ON IN ALL THE MARAUDER FICS ON THIS SITE!! This is a tribute to all who died fighting Tom Marvolo Riddle Aka: Voldemort First off, I must say, Rest in Peace: James and Lily Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black (The True Mauraders) Nymphadora Tonks, Professor Snape, Fred Weasley, Colin Creavy, Dobby, Hedwig, Regulus Black, Charity Burbage, Mad-Eye Moody, Cedric Diggory, Gregorovitch, Sturgis Podmore, and all the brave souls that were lost to the War against Voldemort. May you all rest in Peace, and Remember you're never forgotten To James and Lily, In Remembrance …In Remembrance to Severus Snape…. …In Remembrance to Fred Weasley… …In Remembrance to Dobby… ….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin…. ….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks… …In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody…. …In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort…. …In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore… In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange… …In Remembrance of Colin Creevey… …In Remembrance of Hedwig… -Sirius Black -I have a lot to live up to you know. There are so many Gryffindors' to tourture, and my minions can't do all the work. That's why I need milk. Because, ferrets with strong bones bounce a lot higher. GOT MILK? ~ Draco Malfoy If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), Neassa (let's not get into it...), Kimiko, EdElricFan1001, AkitaFallow, Ayumi Elric(Its the stairs, they do it on purpose!!), Mizuki-Kitsune-chan, xxNEESHxx (looks away ummm...) Timelord Lover, miss sophie potter, Mackenzie Weasley, Avatar Rikki, Dare-Deviless, Pitch5321 100 Australia for Overseas Travelers These questions about Australia were posted on an Australian Tourism Website. 1) Q. Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the plants grow? (UK) 2) Q. Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA) 3) Q. I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the rail road tracks? (Sweden) 4) Q. Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Australia? (Sweden) 5) Q. Which direction is north in Australia? (USA) 6) Q. Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA) 7) Q. Can you tell me the regions in Tasmania where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy) 8) Q. Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia? (France) 9) Q. Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round? (Germany) 10) Q. Please send a list of all doctors in Australia who can dispense rattlesnake venom. (USA) 11) Q. I was in Australia in 1969 on R+R, and I want to contact the girl I dated while I was staying in Kings Cross. Can you help? (USA) 12) Q. Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA) Copy and paste if you thought this was funny and add your name to the list. Let's see how far it goes. Avatar Rikki, Dare-Deviless, Pitch5321 If you have ever said something and then two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this into your profile. (Yep, this always happens!) You're a 90's kid if: You can finish this 'ice ice _'./ You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet. And Windows 95 was the best./ You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out./ Way back. The thing is, i remeber half of these, and I was born in 99... If you happened to discover the Mirror of Erised, what would you see in it? ...How am I supposed to know? If your friend was pulled into the Whomping Willow by a black dog, would you jump in and rescue him/her? Of course...after I took a picture. Not everyday you see an attacking tree (Not mine, but i agree) If Sirius Black turned up on your doorstep, what would be your reaction? SIRI!! YOU IZ ALIVE!!! Come! We must tell you childrenz!! What would be his reaction to your reaction? "...Wait...I have children!?!?!?! If you found out you could speak Parseltongue, who would you tell (characters in the HP book)? Voldermort. Ha ha not so special anymore are we? (Once again, not mine, but I agree) If you landed yourself in the same situation as Harry was in with Umbridge's detention, would you tell anyone about the marks on your hand? Depends on their reaction. Who do you want to go to the Yule Ball with? Whoever was to ask me first and wasn't a total Malfoy. Post a character that has the same hair color as you do. Hermione- Brown Post a character that has the same eye color as you. Which one? Sometimes they're green, sometimes they're blue/grey. McGonagall-Green, Luna-Blue/Grey (I think that's Luna's eye color, one of those two...) What color comes into your mind when Tonks is mentioned? Pink What color comes into your mind when Ron is mentioned? Red What color comes into your mind when Hermione is mentioned? Brown What color comes into your mind when Harry is mentioned? Black What color comes into your mind when Draco is mentioned? Platinum blonde Is this quiz getting boring and too long? No...should it be? If you got hold of a bottle of Felix Felicis, what would you drink it for? (Note: it makes you lucky in everything and everything you do won't go wrong.) Well I won't know until that day comes, now will I? Do you like the books more or the movies? BOOKS. Who's your favorite out of the Marauders? Lupin, smart, yet still caused trouble (Me!) What would your Patronus take shape in? Cat of somesort. Laid back, but violent as ever. What would be your Animagus form? See Patronus thing. What subject do you want to be the best in? DADA...well would you want to die? The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you. I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. (And to those of you thinking 'this chik is messesd up, way too many nationalities for 1 person' it's true. My ancestors traveled alot, so to make everything easir and faster to say, we say that we're everything in Europe except for Portugese and Spanish. That's what I'm told.) "i'm glad i'm a girl, girls can do lots of things that boys can't do like wear bikinies." If I was a boy, I would get a sex change - that's something which I want all girls to put in their profile If you ever have a scholl/class compeition- particuarly boys v girls and you beat them in round one, here's a fun quote "Rematch or repeat/replay?" "if i had a penny for every time you said something stupid, I'd throw them all at you." The two most common elements in the wuniverse are hydrogen and stupidity, not necessarily in that order Intelligence plus character, that is the true goal of education- Martin Luther King JR Dolores Umbridge I will have order! You know, I really hate children! As she is carried into the forest by the centaurs I am Senior Undersecretary Dolores Jane Umbridge. Put me down! Things here at Hogwarts are far worse than I feared. Cornelius will want to take immediate action. Kingsley Shacklebolt: After Dumbledore disappears with Fawkes; to Cornelius Fudge You may not like him Minister, but you can't deny it. Dumbledore's got style. Umbridge: You applied first for the Defense Against the Dark Arts post, is that correct? Snape: ...Yes. Umbridge: But you were unsuccessful? Snape: ...Obviously. Ron snickers just as Umbridge leaves. Snape whacks him over the head with a book. Umbridge: You will please copy the approved text four times to insure maximum pretention. There will be no need to talk. Hermione: sotto voice No need to think is more like it. Hermione: Don't you understand how she must be feeling? Ron just stares at her Well, obviously she's feeling sad about Cedric, and therefore confused about liking Harry and guilty about kissing him. Conflicted because Umbridge is threatening to sack her mother from her job at the Ministry and frightened of failing her O.W.L.'s because she's so busy worrying about everything else. Ron: One person couldn't feel all that. They'd explode! Hermione: Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon! Neville: Bellatrix Lestrange. Bellatrix Lestrange: Neville Longbottom is it? How's mum and dad? Neville: Better points wand now they're about to be avenged. Black, SiriusOf course, he might have crawled into the airing cupboard and died... but I mustn't get my hopes up. Keep muttering and I will be a murderer! To Kreacher, calling Sirius a murderer to himself. Kreacher- ...the Noble and Most Ancient House of Black- And it's getting blacker everyday! It's filthy! Granger, Hermione Ron, you are the most insensitive wart I have ever had the misfortune to meet. Professor McGonagall, Minervatalking to Peeves who was trying to sabotage a chandelier It unscrews the other way. Well, usually when a person shakes their head," said McGonagall coldly, "they mean 'no.' So unless Miss Edgecombe is using a form of sign language as yet unknown to humans -- I wonder, how you can expect to gain an idea of my usual teaching methods if you continue to interrupt me? You see, I do not generally permit people to talk when I am talking. I should have made my meaning plainer. He has achieved high marks in all Defense Against the Dark Arts tests set by a competent teacher. Snape:Crabbe, loosen your hold a little. If Longbottom suffocates it will mean a lot of tedious paperwork and I am afraid I shall have to mention it on your reference if ever you apply for a job. Tonks Ah well...wand still in your jeans? Both buttocks still on? OK, let's go. Locomotor trunk. ARE YOU MAD, MAD-EYE? Fred: We thought we heard your dulcet tones. Hermione Granger: Harry, don't go picking a row with Malfoy, don't forget, he's a prefect now, he could make life difficult for you... Dolores Umbridge: Potter has as much chance of becoming an Auror as Dumbledore has of ever returning to this school. Mrs. Weasley: I don't believe it! I don't believe it! Oh, Ron, how wonderful! A prefect! That's everyone in the family! Weasley, Ronald From now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell, 'Die, Ron, die,' I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong. We've got about as much chance of winning the Quidditch cup this year as dad's got of becoming Minister of Magic You should write a book. Translating mad things girls do so boys can understand them. "you're dead, potter." "funny you'd think i'd have stoped walking around"- Draco Malfoy+Harry Potter from Harry Potter and OotP(book) "I expect what you're not aware of would fill several books, Dursley"- Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody from Harry Potter and OotP(book) "Well, you can't break an Unbreakable Vow..." "I'd worked that much out myself, funnily enough."- Ron Weasley+Harry Potter from Harry Potter and HbP(book) "It's sort of exciting, isn't it? Breaking the rules?" "Who are you and what have you done with Hermione Granger?"- Hermione Granger+Ron Weasley from Harry Potter and OotP(film) if you think that katara (and probably everyone else) needs to be "remmoved" from the equation for a little while so that aang and toph can realize how much they love eachother, copy and past this into your profile (not that it won't happen if they don't, it'll just happen quicker) To many peope have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile! If you like copying and pasting things to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile! Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile If you want to kill the person who said Avatar was a load of rubbish, copy and paste this into your profile!! If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile. If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you think we should go bother Snape, copy this to your profile For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If, with no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you think flamers should get a life, copy this into your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, HeadGoddessofCynicism, Nyx - Night Goddess, Jia Yu, blindbandit, azulafan360 MoaningMomoMormon, Dare-deviless A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. 92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off. You know when you are living in 2008 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.x 2.) You havent played solitaire with real cards in years._/ 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace._/ 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv._/ 6.) Your boss doesnt even have the ability to do your job._/ 7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.x 8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends._/ 9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.x 10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.x 11.) & now youre laughing at your stupidity.x 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.x but love it anyway. If you like to put these types of things in your profile, copy and paste to your profile. If you hate onions on pizza, copy/paste this in your profile. If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile. If you like to read, copy/paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, StarDragon411, Mystic Katt, TrueThinker, azulafan360, MoaningMomoMormon, Dare-deviless, Pitch5321 If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool copy and paste this into your profile If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. "The Boulder feels conflicted about fighting a young blind girl" "sounds to me like you're scared" "the boulder is over his conflicted feelings" -Boulder+Toph from Avatar: TLA "drink cactuse juice it will really quench your thirst. . . its the quenchiest."- Sokka from Avatar: TLA "you must not be from around here, we know better than to touch the white jade let alone make into tea and drink it."- Song from Avatar: TLA "Look at that dust cloud... it's so poofy, poof"- Ty Lee from Avatar: TLA "yah it's no use we're seperated, but at least you have us." "argh" digs faster.- Chong+Sokka from Avatar: TLA "that is correct master arrowhead."- Chong from Avatar: TLA "secret love cave, lets go."- Sokka from Avatar: TLA "don't let the cave in get you down, don't let the falling rocks turn your smile into a frown, when the tunnle gets dark and thats when you need a clown, don't let the cave in get you down, Sokka."- Chong from Avatar: TLA "Look what i found pakui berries known to cure the poisine of the white jade, or makaola berries that cause blindness."- Iroh from Avatar: TLA "nobody react to what i'm about to say, but i think that kid might be the avatar."- Chong from Avatar: TLA "Delectible tea, deadly poisin."- Iroh from Avatar: TLA Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their Sweet time: 1. Set all the alarm clocks in house wares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' 8 Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" 12. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!" 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say “PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile. If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this onto your profile. If your a CHOC AHOLIC -TALK AHOLIC -OR A-SHOP AHOLIC FT. - If you wish you went to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list with you hous of choice: FiyeroTiggular93 - Slytherin, Weirder Than You - Ravenclaw, Aangsfan - We'll never tell. You'll never know. MoaningMomoMormon, HUFFLEPUFF ALL THE WAY!, Dare-deviless - I'm in Hufflepuff! ThirdWeasleyTwin- Still Not Sorted Yet!For all those that do want to join here's the link to Third Floor Corridor: ? If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile! If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of it's effects, copy and paste this into your profile.- the case with everything about me If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile. if you have ever had someone just stare at you in public, and you don't know why copy and past this into your profile If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. (I even snorted and we were taking a quiz in math) if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your pro if you've ever walked into a wall b4 copy this into your pro if you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your pro 98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile! I'm not tense. I'm just terribly, terribly alert. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished. This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force. He's not dead; he's electroencephalographically challenged. For sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain. Always remember you're unique...just like everyone else. If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk! I like work. It fascinates me. I could sit and look at it forever. The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. Don’t play dumb with me, I'll always win. If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is NOT for you. There are two ways to argue with a woman. Neither one works. I refuse to engage in an intellectual battle with an unarmed man. Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. .. Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them. Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't. When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets. Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking. They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance. I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives. Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue. Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again. I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem. Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?" I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier. You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter. Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons because, to them, you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.. 24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ...coincidence? Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk? Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. STRESSED? You think I look stressed! I'm gonna KILL the next person who says I looked stressed! I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it. Never argue with an idiot, they'll bring you to their level then beat you with experience. A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you know, and want to slug said readers, copy and paste this into your profile. If you also know the difference between wanting to do something and actually doing it, and wish the rest of the world did, copy and paste this into your profile. If you never, ever plan on putting anything in your body, and are proud of that, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile. If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. If you are non-stop on this computer, copy this into your profile I agree when people say girls rule now and 4ever. Copy & paste this in your profile if you agree. If you believe that there's no reason Christians should hate people practicing Magyk, copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name to the list if you actually practice it. RavenclawHermione94, PinkRangerV, dare-deviless, Pitch5321 If you think someone should hold an official convention to explain how the word 'Magic' is properly spelled for Wiccans, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think someone should hold an official convention to ban the Frosts from calling themselves 'Wicca' because they make us all look like raving lunatics, copy and paste this into your profile. Twenty percent of teenagers will suffer from teen depression before they are adults. If you are one of the twenty percent, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think you would be locked up by the government and under maximum security if they could read some of your thoughts, copy this and paste it into your profile. If you are proud of that, add your name to this list: PinkRangerV, Dare-deviless, Pitch5321 If, even though you probably have no intention of ever going near those thoughts again, you have ever wondered about your capability to kill yourself or what the world would be like without you, put this on your profile. No one will judge. Zombies-Nature's way of pissing off science Explosives Technician-If you see me running, try to keep up! Instant Human, just add coffee Mary had a little lamb. I ate it with mint sauce. 333, I'm only half-evil Apple: I keep the doctor away! Banana: I make fat people slip! Grenade: I destroy infedels! I love math! 1+1=11! In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods: On a cup of noodles: "WARNING: product may be hot when ready" (Apparently we use ice cubes to cook noodles nowadays.) A newspaper headline read :FIVE MEN DO THE WORST THING EVER. And then there was nothing more on the subject but a picture of a jail. Anyone else curious what the 'worst thing ever' is? A computer packaging label read "WARNING! Contents are liable to overload. HANLDLE WITH CAUTION!". Don't computers need to be plugged in to overload in the first place? On a package of sesame seed burger buns: "NOTE: ingesting sesame seeds will not cause sesame plants to grow in your stomach". Do I even need to say ANYTHING after that? Boys say I kick like a girl. The last one that said that ended up in hospital. I broke his arm LOL If you can sing in a language you don't know, copy and paste this onto your profile. -I can sing one song in Celtic, and there are a few songs that have Spanish in them that i can sing. If you are proven to be a "mythical" creature copy and paste this onto your profile (Vampire/Sprite/Mermaid) If you are crazy and pround of it copy and paste this onto your profile If you have an insane army at your command, copy and paste this into your profile, adding your name and army--TOGETHER WE CAN RULE THE WORLD! MoonlitRain01 with blue snails bearing battleaxes, PinkRangerV with Vampyre Ducklings and poodles named Fifi that have been turned into zombies...(The poodles were all named Fifi in their past life. I liberated them. I am awesome.), Dare-deviless with elemental beings,vampires, my little sister on a sugar high, my torture3 chamber and my 80 page(ish) plan on taking oer the world as evilly as possible, Pitch5321 with her friend on the "Hippy Juice" and her werewolf math teacher and all the rest of her friends on a a sugar high. It's not much, but you should still run... If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will pee on your computer. Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup. If you’re leaving scorch-marks, you need a bigger gun. That which does not kill you has made a tactical error. Silence is Golden, duct-tape is Silver "I'm not Crazy. I'm psycotic. There's a difference." "There's nothing that can't be fixed with: ducttape, chocolate, or by running it over." I'm awesome. Agree or die. "You know you're crazy when you know the Men in white by name." "An essay is an attempt to explain something that could have been said in two sentences" We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass best friends. "Best friends through thick and thin! I am worse than evil! I am the authoress! (-giggles insanely in the background-) If you join the dark side there is a good chance you will not die in my hands (the cookies are pretty good too!) I AM NOT CRAZY! My reality is just different than yours... "Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night" Good quotes: "I believe misters Fred and George Weasley were responsible for trying to send you a toilet seat." I know how it feels to be one with the universe. I see God in nature. I believe that I have Parents who are not only my ultimate Creators, but love me for me. I have powers that let me see new places and people without leaving my bedroom. I can talk to the spirits of those who are passed on. It's wonderful to know that I won't have to be sad when I leave Earth. I have friends who listen to me and offer their experience of life, even though they don't have it anymore. I care for all that's living, especially that which can't defend itself. Because of misunderstanding Christians, I wasn't always this way. I was once the girl who thought she was a demon. I was the boy who was afraid of thinking God is a Mother, too. I was the child with powers I never understood. I cried myself to sleep when I found out how strongly my parents' religion hated my gifts. I was afraid someone would put me on drugs and take my gift away, so I said nothing when I found I could sense more than I saw. I heard my friends talking about how evil Wicca was and couldn't say a word, because then they might never stop thinking I was evil, too. I can only ever show the world half of me. Repost this if you believe that Wicca has been misrepresented in the world, and that it does more harm then good. Great minds can read this! RACISM IS WRONG! 10 Commandments of a Teenager "REMEMBER WHEN" REMEMBER WHEN .. Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you hate (or close to hate if you're a non-hater) those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile! If you love to copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile. 98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile. It seems like 99 percent of the teen age population at your school is obsessed with being popular and fitting in. If you're one of meager 1 percent that doesn't give a rat's ass what those fashion slaves, jocks, snobs, etc. think about you, copy this to your profile and add your Penname to the list: Sangheili Warrior Girl, Dare-deviless, Pitch5321 30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Flower of the Desert, Blue Tiger-chan, BleedingSaro, Tomboy 601, Yami'sotherHikari, Lara The Dark Angel, MoonlightSpirit, GhostDragon269, Dare-deviless, Pitch5321 There are so many people who have never been to see a musical or play, and so many high and middle schools who focus more on sports than the Arts. If we didn't have arts then their would be no TV, because we wouldn't have actors, and no TV means no movies. Theater, Dance, Band, Acting, Singing, and the rest of the Arts are a important part of our community too! 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And now, Harry, let us step out into the night and pursue that flighty temptress, adventure. We must try not to sink beneath our anguish, Harry, but battle on. I take my hat off to you— or I would, if I were not afraid of showering you in spiders. (to Harry) Let us not deprive Molly any longer of the chance to deplore how thin you are. Age is foolish and forgetful when it underestimates youth. There is nothing to be feared from a body, Harry, any more than there is anything to be feared from the darkness. Malfoy, Draco: Who blacked your eye, Granger? I want to send them flowers. Professor Snape, Severus: You dare use my own spells against me, Potter? It was I who invented them — I, the Half-Blood Prince! Don't call me COWARD! Your father only took me on when it was four to one. What would you call him? Weasley, George: Well, we find we appreciate you more and more, Mum, now we're washing our own socks. Ron Weasley Hope you hammer McLag — I mean — Smith. 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If you've ever laughed at your friend when they've done something stupid, copy and paste this. If you've ever laughed and couldn't stop yourself from laughing for the next few minutes, copy and paste this. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you've ever rean into a parked car, while riding your bike ,skate borad, or any to ther thing with wheels that you can operate on your own, copy this. If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it. copy this to your profile if it is so true! ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .sSS... ... ..sS... ... ... ... ... ... ... . If you're a girl and you've ever This is a true story.A girl died in 1933.A man buried her when she was still alive.The murder chanted,"Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her.Now that you have read the chant,you will meet this little girl.In the middle of the night she will be on your celing.She will sufficate you like she was sufficated.If you post this on your profile,she will not bother you.Your kindness will be rewarded.Lucillia. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile IF YOU THINK MANGA/ANIME ROCK, COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile 92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she realized the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he was waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just 20 minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the lord for safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything he could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious why the man had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, " Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people who read this wont repost it? If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! READ THIS: It's too horrible. PLEASE REPOST THIS IF YOU THINK HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG. Do your part to end the hate and spread the love I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male. I'm the one who can't accept myself. I am the person who is ashamed to tell my own friends I am a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them. I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp, and left to die because two straight men wanted to 'teach me a lesson'. REPOST THIE IF YOU THINK HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG! Meaning of color and your birthday!! Don 't cheat, If you are honest, this tells the truth. It's pretty good.(I cheated and my wish did'nt come true TT.TT)adeadlyrose Write your answers on a piece of paper, and NO cheating!, The answers are at the bottom. 1. Which is your favorite color out of: red , black , blue , green , or yellow? 2. Your first initial? 3. Your month of birth? 4. Which color do you like more, black or white? 5. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 6. Your favorite number? 7. Do you like Flying or Driving more? 8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more? 9. Write down a wish (a realistic one). When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!) Answers: 1. If you choose: Red - You are alert and your life is full of love. Black - You are conservative and aggressive. Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue- You are spontaneous and love, kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 2. If your initial is: A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom. S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 3. If you were born in: Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good. Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate. 4. If you chose: Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it. 5. This person is your best friend. 6. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime. 7. If you chose: Flying: You like adventure. Driving: You are a laid back person. 8. If you chose: Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. 9. This wish will come true only if you re-post this in one hour as "Meaning of color and your birthday!" and it will come true before your next birthday x ╔╗╔╦══╦══╦══╦╗╔╗ The Harry Potter Pledge I promise to remember Harry When someone grows up with no love. I promise to remember Ron When someone is jealous. I promise to remember Hermione When I meet someone with wisdom beyond their years. I promise to remember James and Lily when someone dies before their time. I promise to remember Dumbledore At the thought of the greater good. I promise to “Solemely Swear That I Am Up To No Good” for Gred, Forge, and Padfoot of course. I promise to remember Moony And fight for human rights. I promise to remember Snape When My heart fills with remorse. I promise to remember Narcissa When I’d do anything for family. I promise to remember Dora Tonks When someone is hyper. I promise to remember Hedwig, who lived and died soaring. I promise to remember Percy When ambition gets the best of me. I promise to be careful For Moody’s sake, of course. I promise to remember Hagrid When one is wrongly blamed. I promise to remember Neville when I stand up for what is right. I promise to remember the Marauders When a friend says “Call me and I’ll be there.”. Yes I promise that I will remember Harry Potter.
Harry Potter taught me that some things are worth dying for. Ron Weasley taught me that believing in yourself is a hundred times more powerful than luck. Hermione Granger taught me that an education is a girl’s best asset, even if it doesn’t make you many friends. Severus Snape taught me to never, ever, ever judge someone. Rubeus Hagrid taught me that anything can be cute with the right perspective. Ginny Weasley taught me that bold is beautiful. Lily Potter taught me that a mother’s love is the strongest force on earth. Remus Lupin taught me that fear is the only thing I should be afraid of. Dolores Umbridge taught me that education with a political agenda is a terrible, terrible thing. Sirius Black taught me that the ones we love never truly leave us. Albus Dumbledore taught me that good people are not always good. Draco Malfoy taught me that bad people are not always bad. Neville Longbottom taught me that courage is standing up for what’s right, even when you’re scared out of your mind. Luna Lovegood taught me that weird is wonderful. Dobby taught me that freedom is a gift. Lucius Malfoy taught me that no amount of money, pomp, or circumstance will buy you true friends. Fred & George Weasley taught me that sometimes all you need is a good laugh. The Dursleys taught me that a world without imagination is a dull and dreary place. Arthur Weasley taught me that a good sense of curiosity and a bit of obsession can be healthy. Fleur Delacour taught me that true love is not based on appearance. Molly Weasley taught me that a happy family is not measured in gold. Bellatrix Lestrange taught me that hatred and prejudice rot your mind and can turn even the most beautiful person into a monster. Kreacher taught me that if you want to get to know a man, look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals. Cho Chang taught me that rebound relationships almost never work. Nymphadora Tonks taught me to love myself, no matter what I look like. Percy Weasley taught me that, in the end, no career is worth sacrificing your family. Sybill Trelawney taught me that you cannot change the past, only the future. Lavender Brown taught me that physical relationships only last for so long. Peter Pettigrew taught me that rats do not make good friends. I would like to add, that Peter was loyal when he was their true friend. And he wasn’t always bad. Maybe, if they had actually cared enough to save him, he wouldn’t have died. And he did have remorse, in the end. And maybe they wouldn’t hate him. Because they were best friends, and no matter what he did, that doesn’t mean they can change the past. He didn’t want to kill them. Remember that. Nicholas Flamel taught me that to the well-prepared mind, death is but the next great adventure. Minerva McGonagall taught me that a good cause is worth fighting for at any age. Hedwig taught me that the love we have for our pets is very real. Lord Voldemort taught me that a life without love is barely living. J. K. Rowling taught me that the stories we love will always be with us. Some favorite quotes (copy and bold your favorites, or the ones that apply to you): "When can we live in a world where chickens can cross the road without being questioned about their motives?" "I'm the type of girl that can watch all the scary movies I want and not get scared, but I scream at the top of my lungs when the toast pops out of the toaster." "Please, they wouldn't come near me if they were on fire, and I had the only bucket of water in town." "Lettuce... Any questions?" "Gravity man. It's not just a good idea, it's the law!" "Blondes have more fun, but brunettes actually remember it the next day.” (I’m sort of blonde, but my friends, who are brunettes, gingers, and black haired, have ore blonde moments than me.) "Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver." "A palm can say a lot, especially when it smacks you." "If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is NOT for you!" "Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it." "What I lack in talent I make up for with enthusiasm." "Having good friends is like wetting your pants. Others can see it, and you can feel it." "Warning: jumping into radioactive waste does not give you super powers!" "WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary, whose name and/or species you can't remember." "I trip UP the stairs." "Don't follow me. I run into walls." "I am the bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up." "I'm naturally blonde. So please speak slowly." "Girls can do anything boys can do, and we can do it in high heels." "Brilliant brunette with many blonde moments.” "I am the type of girl who burst out laughing at something that happened yesterday." "It's a beautiful day! Now watch some idiot screw it up." "The darkest hour is always just before dawn breaks." "Consciousness: that annoying time between naps." "If a man speaks in the forest, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?" "Pain is a good thing. It lets you know you're still alive." "If you want to figure out what's right for you, sometimes it's enough to figure out what's wrong." "I do whatever the voices in my head tell me to do!" "Forget yesterday. Live for today. Tomorrow will take care of itself." "Forget the risk. Take the fall. If it's meant to be, It's worth it all." "Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die tomorrow." "The people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do." "Live for the nights you won't remember. With the friends you'll never forget." "You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me." "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, yelling 'Daaamn... What a ride!'" "Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway." "I HATE IT WHEN THE LITTLE VOICES ARGUE WITH MY IMAGINARY FRIENDS!" "Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars." "Never tell anyone your problems. 20% don't care, and the other 80% are glad you have them." "If life was easy... where would all the adventure be?" "Every story has an end, but in life, every end is just a new beginning." "Who are you to judge me? I know I'm not perfect and I don't claim to be! But before you go pointing fingers, make sure your own hands are clean." "Be strong now. Because things will get better. It may be stormy now. But it can't rain forever..." "Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon!" "I'm the kind of person who spends hours trying to drown a fish." "To be old and wise, you first must be young and stupid." "LIFE IS LIKE A MOVIE: If you are sad: drama. If you are afraid: suspense. If you are angry: action. When you look at the mirror: horror. Now you are smiling: that's comedy!" "DO NOT INTERRUPT ME WHEN I AM TALKING TO MYSELF!" "Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.”(My friends had this whole huge rguement and they kept saying that was possible if the revolving door was jammed. They then went off and tried it. They didn't succeed) "Break the rules. Stand apart. Ignore your head. Follow your heart." "I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as I- GUMMYBEARS!” ( I am easily distracted.) "When nothing goes right... go left." "The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know... So why learn?" "I'm not crazy. My reality is just... different than yours.”(VERY different indeed.) "DRINK COFFEE! DO DUMB THINGS FASTER WITH MORE ENERGY!" "NEVER go to bed angry. Stay awake and plot your revenge." "I'm not deaf. I'm just ignoring you." "It takes skill to trip over a flat surface!" "People change. Things go wrong. But just remember: Life Goes On...” (Yep. It goes on with or without you.) "Mischief Managed." |
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