Holy shit it's been a while. I've been in a writing slump for a long time now, but I feel like it's time to come back. Look out world, I'm riding back on a horse on fucking fire. Keep your eyes peeled for updates.

Now, if you have come to this profile page looking for some stories that you favorited and followed from an author known as Calc-Man, I've got some slightly bad new for ya: Those stories have moved to a different site. I'm trying to focus all of my efforts of FanFiction toward narrative and actual storytelling, rather than, well...what this profile was better known for.

Those stories aren't gone, they've just been moved to another site. If you want the location, shoot me a PM and I'll give you all of the details.

New name, new life. Look out world, I'm coming for ya.

Unreleased projects of mine include:

Dream A Little Dream: Gravity Falls. An unreleased project about Dipper and his insomnia. Coming soon.

I Was Going To Be An Astronaut: Pokemon. A very long and very involved story about a FireRed Nuzlocke Run. I won't explain the Nuzlocke challenge here, go look it up. This story is going to take a long time to write, and I want to write it all before I start releasing it.

Current projects of mine include:

Animal Joy: Gravity Falls. The events that take place directly after 'Northwest Mystery Mansion'. Pacifica loses hope, Dipper tries to pull her back. Takes place before Dream A Little Dream and Hi, My Name Is: _

Completed Projects:

That Damn Recording: Gravity Falls. Dipper pours some troubling thoughts into an old tape recorder.

There's not much else to say beyond that. I might use this page as a minor blog, and I'll try to update as often as I can (even if those updates are just status reports).

Questions? Comments? Requests? Send me a message, I check for them often.

-JR (Taspiron)