I love to write, hence the ff.net account. I mostly write Harry Potter fics, but I also do original work. I love reviews... they keep me writing... ~_^

If you think I'm crazy because I love muffins, well, you have your opinions.

Well, as you can see, one of my obessions/passions is Harry Potter. I don't really write about it, but so is Daniel Radcliffe. I won't get into that, though, because then you'll think I'm psycho, if you don't already.

I also like Invader Zim. The comic craziness always draws me in. I also like Johnny the Homicidal Maniac. The title explains itself. Even though my mother won't let me near one of these beautiful comics, I have taken the liberty of stealing my older brother's. I also like Lenore. It's about this cute little dead girl killing innocent creatures and commiting gnome slaughter. Can you tell I'm crazy yet??

I am a PNer, so there's a good chance for inside jokes and random scariness in my humor fics. Read my PN friends's stuff. Pen names: Wynd Cuomo, Tarawen, shadoweater, and JoyGreenLeaf. ^_^

Well, if you want me to recommend a story or two for you to read, here they are: 'Invisible' by pawn of fate, 'Love is a Four Letter Word' by pawn of fate, 'No One's Hero' by pawn of fate, 'The Matchmakers' by silverphoenix, 'So What Now?' by silverphoenix, 'Happily Ever After' by silverphoenix. I know what you're thinking. "Boy, she's PICKY!" Yes, yes I am. We are all picky in some ways. For example, you may not like beets. Of course, those who do must also like lima beans and all those gross veggies. I wonder who invented the beet lollipop. There is such thing, I've been to those scary shops you find on the side of the road in the middle of Wisconson. Anyway, my point... and I do have one, is those are good stories for you to read.

If you are looking for one of mine... and of course you are, or else why would you be here... I suggest 'Even If I Said No?', possibly my best yet, if I do say so myself. I did say it myself, actually, someone isn't here typing up my profile for fanfiction.net, that would be stupid. I mean, I don't hire people to type for me. I do it myself. I have a pretty good WPM... 60. That's a lot of words in one minute. My mom can't type that fast, and that's all she ever does at work, is type.

I'll leave you with some advice. Well, it's more of an opinion. Okay, so it is an opinion. Anyway, here it is: "Coffee ice cream is better than a kiss, unless you kiss someone who's just had coffee ice cream." -Kav

-Kaitzee, aka Kavvie, aka Kav, aka Shmoofy Girl.