Name: classified

age: classified

Live: classified

what I like: ok I will give you this i have brown hair and brown eyes

I like to read I readed hunger games in the middle of the divergent and Gallagher girl and pricy Jackson books. Ya I know I am weird. I play basketball and volleyball.

my favorite authors are: Suzanne Collins because she wrote the hunger games, and I like ally carter because she wrote the Gallagher girl series

some song i love and think you should look at is... rules by jayme dee, the call by idk, beware by big Sean, summer time sadness by lana del ray, and we dance by makamore, wagen wheel by darius ruckre. and lastly any hunger games song like, the vally song, or hanging tree

I hate it when someone put the wrong name( it is Catherine Goode people)

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forcast PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you! PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think PJO fans are stupid PJO FANS: know that normal people are just jealous

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!!! PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunder storms PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation PJO FANS: would try to find Camp Half-Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile! PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

Girl Comebacks!

Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together. Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.
Man: Your eyes, they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell.
Girls, copy and paste this on your profile!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull, or vise versa put this on your profile

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile

I'm bored... If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you are against child abuse, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :D

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you eNinety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you have your own little world inside your head that no one else in the world is aloud to come into, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

If you really read all of these for some reason, copy and paste this onto your profile

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, sit back, and watch the world wonder how you did it :)

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Hardest Job Ever: Working in a bubble wrap factory...Imagine the self-control needed!

The "earth" without "art" is just "eh"

I'm a female. Fe=Iron , Male=Man...Therefore I am Iron Man!

I hate it when I'm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.

"The thing about quotes from the internet is that it's very hard to verify their authenticity" --Abraham Lincoln

You say "Tomato", I say "Tomato" ...Doesn't make much sense when you read it...

“Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.” Theodore Geisel

Some people get confused if a sentence doesn't end as they potato.

I read, not because I don't have a life, but because I choose to have many.

You know, sometimes all you need is twenty seconds of insane courage. Just literally twenty seconds of just embarrassing bravery. And I promise you, something great will come of it. by Benjamin mee

I like the animals.But I love the people. by Duncan mee

two roads diverged in the woods and I took the one less traveled. by Robert frost

don't stop believing...

unless your dream is stupid. then you should dream a better dream by kid preased

never say never. by the karate kid

lie we tell them to friends. we tell them to our enemies. and eventually... we tell them to our self. by Mr. Solomon

Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times if one only remembers to turn on the light - Albus Dumbledore

I do believe in magic, I do believe in magic, I do believe in magic - Courtesy of Peter Pan

Smile now because you might not feel like it later!

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone."

"I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do, kill me?"

Sometimes when I say, "Oh I'm fine," I want someone to look me in the eye and say, "Tell the truth."

You see that girl over there? That's my best friend, YOU break her heart... I break your face!!

Ahhh... Such laughter... I'm serious... read this!!

On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".

(Well that sucks... I was getting quite good at it).

On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap".

(And that would be how?)

On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost".

(But, that's only a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".

(Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".

(And you thought?...)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".

(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".

(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".

(And...I'm taking this because?)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only".

(As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:"Not to be used for the other use".

(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts".

(Talk about a news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".

(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".

(i don't blame the makers i blame the parents)

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

The evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people (unless it a old man)

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the titanic...

(loured help us)

Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary.

Who ever says 'as easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried to.

(they are so protected)

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

I'm not AD--Ooh, look, a butterfly!

God made men first, then he had a better idea!

(vary true)

"I reject your reality and substitute my own."-Adam Savage

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works: 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) 2. Put it on shuffle 3. Press play 4. For every question, type the song that's playing 5. When you go to a new question, press the next button 6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and alot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening: What Make You Beautiful by 1D

Waking up: Even If It Breaks Your Heart by Eli Young Band

first Day At School: Miss Movin' On by Fifth Harmony

Falling In Love: Talk Dirty by Jason Derulo

Fight Song: live while we're young

Breaking Up: Lego House by Ed Sheeran

Prom night: I would by 1D

Life: love song by sara Bareilles

Mental Breakdown: Gonna Get Over You by Sara Bareilles (we all have our breaking point we don't know when it will come or how bad it will be.)

Driving: Two Black Cadillacs by Carrie Underwood (I did not kill him!!!)

Flashback: Little Bit Of Everything by Keith Urban (this is a good song for this)

Getting back together: Royals by Lorde (you don't need to be popular you just need to be you)

Wedding: Live While We're Young by One Direction

Birth of Child: Never Grow Up by Taylor Swift (I don't wont my kid to grow up)

Final Battle: Timber by Pitbull and Ke$ha (it about to go down)

Funeral Song: Smile by Avril Levigne

Final Credits: Dog Day Are Over by Florence The Machine

Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle

2. For each question, press the next button to get your next answer

3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

1. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO? Uncharted by Sara Bareilles

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? Royals by Lorde

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? The Way We Live by Cimorelli

4. WHAT IS 22? Do You Wont To Build A Snowman? by Frozen (i am going to fail my math test)

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND Tennis Court by Lorde

6. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE What Make You Beautiful by 1 D

8. WHAT DO YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? Gone Gone Gone by Phillip Phillips

9 . WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? One Thing by 1 D

10. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINNK OF YOU hey princess by allstart weekend (I am the family's princes)

11. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

all to well by taylor swift

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

secrets by onerepubic ( I must have lot of secrets)

13. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBIE/INTEREST?

neon trees by animal (I like to drow neon trees ok then)

14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

happy ending by avril lavgne ( i am sacrd of happy endings ya ok then)

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

state of grace by taylor swift ( I have grace sins when?)

16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

girl on fire by alica key ( help I am on fire nooooooooooooooooooo jk lol)

17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?

the a team by ed sheeran (no i do not do drugs)

18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?

wake me up by avicii ( see mom I needed more sleep)

19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

just give me a reason by pink ( that y they call me gigals don't ask)

20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY

Springsteen by Eric church ( I do not cry)

21. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED

when I was your man by bruna mars ( soo is that a yes)\

22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

enchanted by Taylor swift ( no it spider god the r scary)

23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

since you been gone ( take that as a yes)

24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

price tag by Jessie j ( umm so I would change the price of what )

25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

king of anything by sare bareilles

26. WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

here to never growing up by avril

What A boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad

Follow her

When she stares at your mouth

Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you

Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you

Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet

Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you

Give her your attention

When she pulls away

Pull her back

When you see her at her worst

Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying

Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking

Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared

Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder

Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat

Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you

Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time

Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt

Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you

she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands

Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you

bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret

keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes

don't look away until she does

When she misses you

she's hurting inside

When you break her heart

the pain never really goes away

When she says its over

she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin

she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's butt am I kicking?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :

Call you.

Kiss you.

Love you.

Text you.

This is really sweet and nice...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress. it really works well for me