THE REAL ME

() Name - Megan

() Age - Well,I could be 21 (sings 21 today... 21 today... lol Mr Millar!) but I'm not! physical age - 16! mental age - ... it varies ... some say 3 ... some say 6 ...

() M/F - female! dur! (gah Sean I do not look like a GUY from the back when I have my hair up)

() Family - Mother, Father, two small sisters, two slightly feral dogs who find great pleasure in slobbering and moulting all over me and chewing my shoes.

() Instruments - Flute, Piano, Singing

() Sports - Figure skating, basketball (but I don't play basketball competitively anymore)

() Location - Australia!

() Languages - English, some French, and about three words in Dutch!

() Fave Books - Harry Potter! the Princess Diaries, the Royal Diaries series, Artemis Fowl, Alex Rider

() Fave Movies - HARRY POTTER (all of them!)! PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN! The Swan Princess, Hercules (no I'm not insane, I'm in touch with my inner child), The Phantom Of The Opera, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Blues Brothers, And Now For Something Completely Different, Just Like Heaven, Elizabethtown

() Not on movies (hate em) - Metropolis, Frankenstein, The Day Of The Triffids (don't read the book either, it sucks!), I Robot, Star Wars, HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL!

() Actors - Orlando Bloom, Johnny Depp in POTC not in Charlie and the Chocolate factory, Gerard Butler, Patrick Wilson

() Actresses - Emma Watson, Kate Winslet, Emmy Rossum

() Music - Disney movie music, The Cat Empire, Delta Goodrem, Lee Harding, The Phantom Of The Opera music, Old stuff from the 60's onwards, Hairspray

() Subjects Taken At School - English, Maths B, Physics, Chemistry, Biology, Music

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THE FANFICTION ME

() Totally addicted to - Harry Potter Fanfics - specially romance ones, and sometimes humour ones, just not the ones where everybody dies and nobody lives happily ever after

() Gah's - I HATE it when I find a really really really good fanfic, and then it gets deleted! GAH GAH GAH! Like, I was reading this one Harry Potter fanfic called Angel Of Music, about how the people at Hogwarts put on a production of The Phantom Of The Opera, and it was this really good romance fic, and it had just finished, and I normally go back and read my fave fanfics again after they're finished, and I went back, and it was GONE! GAH!

() Pairings

Harry Potter

Harry/Ginny - Meant to be!

Ron/Hermione - Gotta love it! so sweet

Harry/Hermione - Works in some fics, doesn't in others

James/Lily - Love it love it love it! Read The Beginning Of The End in my faves list - very very good!

Ron/Lavender - Ahahahaha... No

Harry/Malfoy - No. Not happening. Ever. I don't have anything against gay fics, but how do they get from worst enemies to being in love?

Malfoy/Hermione - Mmmm... sometimes good, sometimes terrible

Snape/Hermione - Read one fic like this, was terrible, don't go there, terrible evil bad

Tonks/Lupin - Sweet! meant to be

Lupin/Black - Never actually read any of this stuff, but could be interesting...

Neville/Luna - Thats just so cute! Strange people unite

Ron/Charlie - Not happening - no way - nuh uh - you sick people - Ron and Hermione forever

Harry/OC - Could work for a bit, but then he HAS to go back to Ginny

Sirius/Lily - Aaaah... Unrequited love at its best... In love with your best mates' girl...

The Phantom Of The Opera

Christine/Raoul - YESYESYESYESYES!

Christine/Phantom - Possibly, but not while Raoul's still alive

Christine/OC - Nup, shes meant to be with Raoul

Tamora Pierce

Kel/Cleon - Very sweet... I love them so much!

Raoul/Buri - Also sweet, I love it when you get two big personalities and they clash =)

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QUOTES! Gotta love em!

() We already got one! (turns to friends) I told 'em we already got one! (snickers) (turns back) ees vairy nice! - Monty Python and the Holy Grail

() You are the most insensitive wart that I have ever had the displeasure of meeting! - Hermione, about Ron, forget which book from!

() Percy wouldn't notice a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby's teacosy! - Ron

() Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have - Hermione again!

() Sunshine, daisies, butter mellow, turn this stupid fat rat yellow! - Rons spell

() My people will call your people ... we'll talk - Troy

() "I've got two Neptunes here," said Harry after a while, frowning down on his parchment, "that can't be right, can it?"
"Aaaah," said Ron, imitating Professor Trelawney's mysical whisper, "when two Neptunes appear in the sky, it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born, Harry..." - GOF I think, might have been POA

() What? In Woolworths in the Coles section? - Melanie

() Tee hee! - Alex

() (licks icecream) Megan! This icecream is cold! - Jess P

() I don't wanna shut up! Coz if I shut up, that means I can't talk anymore! - ME!

() Captain Obvious! Faster than the speed of stupid! - Nat

() (Playing cheat with about 5 decks of cards) Read em and weep ... 10 aces! - Carmen

() Numbnuts! - Carmen

() Make way for the heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through ... - Fred and George, Chamber Of Secrets

() Gah! Bah! Ugh! Bleah! - Mell!

() Never argue with stupid people - they'll bring you down to their level then beat you from experience - MSN name that I found somwhere

() What does the wise vegetable think of this? (pokes) (whispers) Meg... that's you... you are the wise vegetable... - Mell again

() I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy! - Dory from Finding Nemo

() "To infinity, and beyond!"... Stupid American, everyone knows you can't go past infinity - Some random guy from a science thing I went to

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This is a brilliant story, written by me and my friend Troy, when we were boredish in Drama!

The italicy bitswere written by me and the underliney bits were written byhim.

The Adventures Of Patrick The Monkey!

There once was a monkey who's name was Patrick. One day Patrick had to go shopping to get food for his pet croc (croc = crocodile btw). He went to the pet store and said, "Excuse me, my croc need some yummy food to give to his pet snail. It's a picky snail, it only likes dried Brittany hair." But of course, because Patrick was a monkey and he had a pet croc, he was not allowed to buy dried Brittany hair so he took his pet croc to the zoo. The zoo dude didn't understand Patrick's monkey jibberish, and thought that he wanted to come live in the zoo with his pet croc and it's picky pet snail. (commentary from Brittany - BOO!) So the zoo dude caught Patrick and his pet croc who had a pet snail and to them to the vet for a check up. Patrick and the croc were fine but the snail had salmonella from eating too much uncooked Brittany hair, so he had to be put down =( The croc was very sad and had to get an injection of Prozac for his extreme depression. Then the zoo dude took them away and put them in the zoo in a cage! Then nobody lived happily ever after!

THE END!

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Now that I have sucessfully bored the brains outta you, I shall just say one more thing before departing - be nice to EVERYONE, they might have something that you want =P