Why hello, there. You must be here to look at my profile. How did I know? I'm psychic, you see!

No, honestly, ask me a question!

Okay (ahem) onto crap about me.

Crap about me

Favourite shows: Really, any anime. As long as it's not perverted. (Also, Hawaii Five-O and NUMB3RS)

Favourite books: All my manga (which includes InuYasha, Shaman King, Naruto, Ranma 1/2, Girl Got Game, One Piece, Rurouni Kenshin, Tsubasa, FullMetal Alchemist and Fruits Basket. Also a bunch of stuff that I've only read the first volume of. eg. Kekkaishi, Wish, Lagoon Engine, Fushigi Yuugi and a whole bunch of other unrelated crap.) I also like the Maximum Ride books by James Patterson.

Favourite Music: I like J-pop. I like classic rock. I like pardoy songs and celtic. That's about it. Oh, and grunge.

Obsessions: Japan, Chocolate, Anime/Manga, Action Movies, Heist Movies, Superhero Movies...Kiba-kun! (Sorry, he's MINE)

Dislikes: My evil subsitute teacher

Random Message #1:

I exploded sticky tack. I like exploding school supplies...(insert maniacal laughter here)

Quotes: FEAR THEM!!

"You've gotten us screwed," -Isis Nyssen My friend's roleplaying character

"My dear stupid girl, you have completely ruined the dramatic tension!" -Mikado Sanzenin Ranma 1/2

"It's great that you're a fish because I'm a heron of the kind that flies around in the sky then swoops down to the ocean and screws your brains out. You thought I was going to say I was the kind that swoops down and eats you, right? I was, but I thought that might be offensive." -Seb Mantegna The Year of Secret Assignments

From Wren to the Rescue:

Connor: You will pardon me for speaking bluntly, my finest of friends, but if you dare take all the blame for yon encounter I shall personally bind you and toss you in the river.

Wren: With some pepper up your nose to keep you company

"Shut your mouth, exam boy." -Lydia Jaackson-Oberman The Year of Secret Assignments

"My husband's name is Husbandy and my friend married a monkey." -My new friend Justine My friend's birthday party

From That 70's Show:

Eric: With training, might I suggest the way of the jedi?

Red: How about the way of my foot in your ass?

Eric: (pauses) This is not the ass you're looking for...

"If you must flame, aim away from me, preferably at that pile of sticks on the ground. I like roasting marshmallows..." -Alicia At the bottom of one of her fanfics.

"When you're slapped, you'll take it and like it!" -Sam Spade The Maltese Falcon

"Slashing tires is not a practical joke! It's serious! And impractical! You pulled an impractical serious!" -Karen Corner Gas

"This book is dedicated to anyone who fixes things by kicking them. With the exception of pets." -Red Green The Red Green Book

"Congratulations, Canada, on legalizing the stapler!" -Random American Rick Mercer's Talking to Amercians

From That 70's Show:

Hyde: Ha!

Eric: Whoa, dude. I didn't graduate from high school and all you can say is "Ha"?

Hyde: Oh... And also Heehee!

"I got lost on the path known as life today..." -Hatake Kakashi Naruto

"This AMV was brought to you by AIDS...don't get them...or you'll die!!" -I have no idea who Ultimate Naruto character themes

"Eight maids a milking. Unless your significant other owns a dairy farm, this makes no freaking sense." -Bill Mah Editorial in the newspaper

"I'm not listening to you. Do you notice that I'm not listening to you? Mark it, I ignore you." -Sandreline Fa Toren The Will of the Empress

"Yes, you actually can see the sea. It's right there...in between the land and the sky!" -Basil Fawlty Fawlty Towers

"To me, kung-fu is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." -The Techo Master Mystery Island Training School

"They are not laughing at us. They're laughing at you. People laugh at me, they die." -Russle The Kid

"If I were so rough and tough, I wouldn't love kittens..." -Alicia Some time during lunch hour at school.

From Firefly

Okay, in order for this next one to be funny, I need to put you in context. There's Mal, sitting in the middle of a desert. You can see the sweat drip down his face and it's so hot the air is wavy. He also happens to be stark naked. He opens his mouth and the following words emerge: "Yeah. That went well."

"Have nice sex!" -Kailee Firefly

"Captain, can you take the helm? I need to have this man rip my clothes off." -Zoe Firefly

"I'm not stupid, I just don't hinder myself with etiquette." -Trick McFinn Whispers

From a radio show that I forgot the name of:

Captain: I'm just a little harder on you than the rest of the crew because science has proven that you Americans are 5 percent...slow

Anderson: Science said that?

Captain: Canadian science...

"I am so tired of getting shot at!" -Al Giordino Sahara

"The camera adds ten pounds!" "Stop eating bloody cameras!" -Jimmey Carr Just For Laughs

"Amen. Here we've been screwing around with medicine and bedrest when all we needed were some shiny beads!" -Lois Malcolm in the Middle

"This is homemade lettuce, right?" -Nick My canoe trip in Saskatchewan

From sometime during camp:

Alicia: What's wrong with his legs?

Heather: Those are pants, Alicia...

(Just so you know, that's Ah-lee-see-ah, not Ah-lee-shah)

"Digital pimp: hard at work..." -Switch The Matrix

“Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.” -Mark Twain

“War is delightful to those who have had no experience of it.” –Desiderius Erasmus

“Look! An idiot!” –Valentine Mirrormask

From X-men:

Logan: Hey, hey, it's me.

Scott: Prove it.

Logan: You're a dick.

Scott: ...Okay, then

"What, again? Will you stop shooting me?" -Stewart Slipstream

From Speed:

Jack: We should be careful. I've heard that relationships based on intense experiences never work out.

Annie: ...then we should base it on sex.

"If you feel like barfin' it, stop scarfin' it!" -Heather In the middle of a meal at camp

From another experience at camp. We were all really tired, okay?

Heather: What do you sniff?

Alicia: I sniff Mod Podge! Don't you?

"Wait...you think that your richest, most powerful client is a vengeful vigilante who stalks the streets of Gotham at night and pounds its criminals into a bloody pulp every night...and you want to blackmail this person?" -Lucius Fox The Dark Knight

"Doctor, I'd love to chat. Tea, cake, the whole shabang. But I've got a ship to launch and you've got your outfit to buff up." -Captain Smolett Treasure Planet

(Having just had his head smashed into a desk) "Why do you start with the head? The criminal gets all...fuzzy..." -The Joker The Dark Knight

"I think I'm getting smarter!" -Scott Math class

From Unforgotten Realms:

Roamin: No one pulls a fast one on Roamin the Paladin!

Gary: That wasn't fast at all. In fact, it was like a slow-motion train wreck of your lack of ability to solve crime. Rank eleven my ass.

Roamin: Well excuuuuuuuse me, princess!

Animes that pique my interest

Yes, it is time for me to reveal my favourite animes! (Along with my favourite characters from them) There's not a lot, as I am more into the manga.

InuYasha - Sango

Naruto - Kiba (Kiba's English voice absolutely broke my heart and caused my ears to BLEED. I got his autograph, though. However, I'm sticking with the Japanese Kiba!)

Fruits Basket - Kyo

Azumanga Daioh - Kagura

Advent Children (does this count as an anime?) - Reno

Gravitation - Hiro

FullMetal Alchemist - Ed

Princess Mononoke - San

Tsubasa - Kurogane

Tactics - Youko

One Piece - Zolo

Ouran High School Host Club - Not sure yet, I've only seen 9 episodes. Right now Mori's winning.

Ragnarok: The Animation - It's a tie between Roan, Iruga and Judia

Random Message #2:

SHOES ARE GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

Random Message # 3:

No, seriously!

Puns that will make you chuckle, giggle or laugh your ass off:

A day without sunshine is like night.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

He who laughs last just got it.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand.

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

Every one has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.

Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Life isn't like a box of chocolates...it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow!

Be sure the words you speak today are sweet and tasteful, for you may have to eat them tomorrow

For those of you who believe nothing is impossible, try to slam a revolving door.

Random Message #4:

PHEAR THE ALMIGHTY SHEEPBIRD OF DOOOOOOOM!!

Movies:

I have decided to post some of my favourite movies of all time so you people can revel in my awesomeness...or something

The Matrix (ONE! The sequels were insulting)

Speed

Ocean's Eleven

Iron Man

The Usual Suspects

X-men

Blazin' Saddles (This was genius. Pure genius)

Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail

The Lion King (Shut up, Disney rocks!)

Pirates of the Carribean (Again, only the first one! The second one was okay and the third one made me physically ill)

The Princess Bride

Star Wars (Be quiet. The old ones were good)

Miss Congeniality

Robin Hood (Both the live-action and the Disney version)

Mirrormask

...actually, basically any action movie or superhero movie, really

More Crap About Me:

What do you expect, a life story? No way!