Ohayou/Konnichiwa/Konbanwa!

Watashi wa RedRaven98 desu!

Age: In my teenage years but not yet legal.

Address: My bedroom in my house in a country in the Pacific Ring of Fire on planet Earth in a galaxy.

Personality: my friends always describe me as a quiet, shy girl who loves to read books and doesn't talk much...then again, who in the world plans a murder out loud? My real ANIME-LOVING(yes, i have friends who don't like anime even if i'm anime obsessed.) friends who know the real me describe me in one word: YANDERE!!! :D

Likes:

Music: AKB48's music (don't know them? search them and listen to their song, "Aitakatta" it rocks!),JRock,JPop,All-American Rejects,Avril Lavigne,Linkin Park,Green Day

Animals: Lions and Tigers (I want to go to Narnia and meet Aslan!)

Food: Junk food

Movies: Anime Movies like Howl's Moving Castle (HOWL IS SO CUTE!), Pirates of the Carribean, Harry Potter, and movies of Tim Burton like The Nightmare Before Christmas or Corpse Bride.

Books: Manga(of course!), and any book that fits into the category of Funny,Fantasy and Mystery.

Hobbies: Reading books or manga, watching anime, hanging in my bedroom.

Tv: Starworld,Disney,Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon. (I'm a child at heart!)

Colors:Black,Red,Blue,Green and...ORANGE! not many people like orange but i think it's nice.

Topics to talk about: Anime,Naruto,Yaoi!!!,Books,Food.

Top Ten Anime:

1.Naruto/Naruto Shippuden (NARUTARD!!!)

2.One Piece (It's ALMOST as good as Naruto)

3.Death Note ( L is soooo cool and cute! i cried when he died :'

4.Bleach ( it's so cool like Naruto and One Piece)

5.Gintama ( FUNNY!!!)

6.AKB0048 ( I have and always will be a fan on AKB48, even after Maeda Atsuko left.This reminds me of the good old days.)

7.Kaichou wa Maid-sama ( SO CUTE!!!)

8.Special A ( Greatest school ever! i want to go there!)

9.The World God Only Knows ( Haha, i'm basically like Keima. I think 2D guys are better than real life guys. :D)

10.Ouran High School Host Club ( So cute, cool and funny! and i cried a lot at the end!)

When Deidara died, i cried.When Itachi died, i cried.When Jiraiya died, i cried. I wonder how i would feel if Naruto died? I would probably cry myself to sleep and go to school the next morning with puffy red eyes. Copy and paste in your profile if you are the same.

THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

1. Who are your favorite Naruto characters? Naruto,Itachi and Gaara (weird combination XD)

2. What is your favorite pairing? NaruSasu, ItaNaru and ItaSasu.

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi, yuri or hentai fan? Have you seen my answers to the former question?

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? Itachi at my room once. I looked at myself in the mirror and saw that i was a crappy cosplayer so didn't cosplay ever again.

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: Kunai,Shuriken,Konoha Headband,Kakashi's glove's,fingerless gloves with the Naruto Shippuden logo on it,Itachi figurine,Hidan figurine,Mizukage (Mei) figurine,Zetsu figurine,Kakashi figurine,Kyuubi figurine,Tobi figurine,Pein figurine,Naruto posters,Akatsuki jacket,Akatsuki cloak,Gaara's gourd made into a bag,Tsunade's cursed necklace,Gama-chan(Naruto's wallet),Two t-shirts with Naruto's gang on it...Does a download of every Naruto manga in my Galaxy Tab count? if it does, then i guess i have every Naruto manga but if not then it sucks to be me.

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? hmm...i did have a crush on Deidara for 2 years but then again i was also inlove with Itachi and Gaara for 3 years separately so i guess none.

7. NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruHina!

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? Again.My answer to number two! and besides, Naruto will always be the seme because you can NOT spell Sasuke without Uke. therefore my answer is, NaruSasu.

9. Which team is your favorite? Team 8. Hinata is a perfect little angel and Kiba is basically Naruto number 2! and Shino is pretty cool.

10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) Yeah...NO.

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? They already said he is and besides, if Naruto had been born on the same year the Yondaime had, i'm pretty sure they would be mistaken as Twins.

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Itachi and Deidara but if Naruto joined Akatsuki, he would be.

13 Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? I joined an I HATE SASUKE! group in Facebook that has over 800 members...what do you think?

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? I don't watch the anime anymore since it's so slow when it loads and besides, the manga is WAY more ahead than the anime.

15. Have you read all the chapters so far? YEPPERS!

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? No, i just think he got that attitude from his tomboy mom.

17. Sub or dub? Both but i had to really pick, i would choose Sub because i love listening to japanese words.

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Stupid fangirl bitch should just die.SHE EVEN TRIED TO TRICK NARUTO INTO LOVING HER!...this answer your question?

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Annoyingly funny.

20. Do you even know who Tobi is? He says he's Madara Uchiha but we all know that's a lie so i guess only God and Masashi and the producer guys know.

21. Guy = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?...hehe...haha...HAHAHAHAHAHA! UGLY BEAST!

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Haku,Neji,Deidara and Itachi.

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Weirdly awesome.

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? Sasuke the Gay Lover of Naruto.

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? Nope. Not at all...WHY THE HELL DO YOU THINK I HAVE AN ACCOUNT IN FANFICTION.NET?!

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? Not anymore.

27. Do you like lemons? ...*insert Kakashi's perverted giggle Female version*...

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? No which makes things difficult when walk up them and say "Can you buy me a Gaara figurine please?" and they would say " Who's Gaara?"

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? I have it downloaded into my laptop and watch it whenever i'm bored.

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? just some.

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? Let's see...There's my 7 year old brother, my 7 year old female cousin( i even got her to run like shinobi every time she runs! it's automatic to her now! you know, the one where you put your arms behind you and then run very fast?), my 4 year old male cousin, my best friend and last but not least, MY GRANDPA!

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? No...i suck at drawing, unfortunately.

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' Please look back on my answer on question no. 32.

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? Most definitely.

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? ...It was worth it!

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? yep, then i would bring to my school and read it during break time.

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? No. I hate fanfics that make the Akatsuki members different than who it should be.

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. just one and it sucks because i just drew it when i was bored.

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? He wasn't sexy*insert shudder* in the first place. HAVE YOU SEEN THAT DUCK'S ASS ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD?!

40. Do you have a Naruto OC? yep, Akai Watari but i'm never writing another fanfic in my life.

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Yesh.

Sasuke Uchiha... Just when you thought you were too mature to hate a cartoon character. Copy and paste if you hate him too.

If you believe that Naruto is the Best Anime out there then copy and paste this onto your page to spread the word.. Narutards forever and ever!!

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

Post this on your profile if you have ever had a major fan girl moment.

You Know You're Addicted to Naruto When (bold = the things I do):

1) You graduate high school and you proclaim yourself an ANBU.

2) You fight someone and try to hit their chakra points.

3) You can spout a random character quote on command. ("What a drag..." "Foolish little brother." "...un.")

4) You list ANBU as current occupation on a job application.

5) You draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a hole in the wall with it.

6) You wake up in the middle of the night screaming "Itachi WHY?!"

7) You get bit by a snake and decide that stabbing the wound is a good idea.

8) You leave for two years and come back acting like you're cooler and smarter.

9) You paint the kanji "love" on your forehead and claim that you can control sand.

10) You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.

11) You do something stupid and claim that you were being controlled by the Shadow Possession Jutsu.

12) You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death!" when throwing a frisbee.

13) You try to kill your brother everyday (My brother is VERY foolish.)

14) You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match in front of your mouth to create a fireball.

15) You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!"

16) You paste Naruto's face on pictures of your friends and claim to have met him.

17) You draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to do Rasengan.

18) In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your dad's eyes and yell "Chidori!" (I did to my friend XD)

19) You stay up all night claiming the Shukaku will eat you.

20) Every time your class goes on a field trip, you say you're going on a mission.

21) You yell "Konoha Senpu" when kicking a soccer ball.

22) You paint your skin red and claim that you can open the third chakra gate.

23) You call your teacher "Iruka-sensei." (just in my head though)

24) You go to school wearing a forehead protector and claim it is the latest trend from the Hidden Leaf Village.

25) You keep paper shurikens in your fanny pack.

These are actually on the labels.

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space?)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On artificial bacon:

"Real artificial bacon bits". (we don't get fake fake bacon. we get real fake bacon.)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

On an American Flag: Made in China

At Funplex: Paintless Paintball (So it's...ball?)

Next to a kid's place: Adult Movies

In a Parking Lot: Do not park in the parking lot. (That's okay, the streets are empty.)

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Anime, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, chocoholic4eva, Isabella Maria Swan, Lady Lily of Darkness, NeverEverLand Girl,YoU aRe GoNnA hAvE tOo GuEsS, Bri Nara,RedRaven98

20 QUESTIONS WITH THE AKATSUKI:

1. Who is your favourite character?

Itachi

2. What do you think of the whole Madara being Tobi-thing?

He says he's Madara but i don't believe him. ( Don't tell him! he'll kill me!)

3. Who would you be team-up with?

Kisame and Itachi because they're the coolest and quietest(is this a word?) team!

4. If you could have any abilities what would they be?

Sharingan.

5. If Madara came up to you and asked you "Wanna' go somewhere private and have some 'fun'?" how would you react?

Sure! you wanna lose your balls old man?

6. Hidan comes in your room and starts ranting on about how Kakuzu pisses him off then begs you to convert to Jashinism, how do you react?

I would convert to Jashinism, become immortal then bury Hidan 50 feet below the ground and take his place as the Immortal jashinist of Akatsuki.

7. Zetsu is standing in the corner of the living room, and he shows you a rose, he asks what you think of it, how do you react?

I would say "Do you want me to burn it or something? I really hate it especially with all it's thorns."

8. Itachi is sitting in the kitchen, drinking tea, however, when you come into the kitchen to grab a drink, he starts smiling at you, thinking you have something on your face you almost run from the room, only to be stopped by Itachi, he asks if he can brush your hair, because he admires how soft and long it is, how do you react?

Here's my reaction: I walk over to Itachi, stare at him straight in the eye and suddenly apppear behind him and say " who are you and what have you done with Itachi, you bastard?"

9. Kakuzu has been quiet for a week, and one day when you're alone he walks up to you and asks you if you have any spare change and if you'd like to go food shopping, how do you react?

I don't have any money but i would love it if you treated me to food!

10. Once upon a time before you 'joined' Akatsuki, you were good friends with Naruto, he'd been tracking you for years-almost as much as he does with Sasuke, when he finally finds you and begs you to come back to the village with him, how do you react?

I look at him and ask him "Why don't you join the Akatsuki with me? They probably won't kill if you use the Kyuubi's power to help them."

11. Upon stumbling into Ino and Sakura bitch-fighting about how pretty they are and who's-more-skilled-than-who, what do you do?

Kill them? i don't see how letting them live any longer is going to do good for the people of the world.

12. Who's art is better? Deidara's or Sasori's?

None. If something disappears the moment it's born, then it will only be appreciated for some time and it will be completely forgotten but if something is also always there then it will become too boring and it will also be forgotten.

13. You tell them you think your art is better, and they begin a huge arguement about how your art isn't as great as theirs, what do you do?

Leave them alone and let them think what they want. I know my art is the best.

14. Kisame asks if you want to go swimming-your answer?

No thanks, i would rather train.

15. For the next two days Kisame tells you it's nothing but a harmless swim, how do you react?

" I thought i told you that i want to train some more rather than go on some stupid swim?"

16. What are your views on Sasuke?

A Duck-Butt haired gay emo asshole piece of shit who doesn't deserve a great bestfriend like Naruto or a great big brother like Itachi.

17. Rock Lee tells you he has a crush on you, your reaction?

You have a crush on any girl so i don't think so.

18. Which is better? Manga or Anime?

Both are great but i prefer Manga because it's way faster.

19. Which village would you prefer to live in?

Either Konoha or Suna.

final question

20. Which Naruto coupling do you prefer more?

NARUSASU ALL THE WAY! IT'S YAOI IN EVERYWAY!

Pein/Pain - Nagato
[X] -I am the leader/boss of a group, club, friends etc.
[ ] -I have a piercing/s.
[ ] - My natural hair colour is red, ginger or auburn.
[ ] -My eyes aregrey/gray.
[ ] -My closest friend is a girl.
[X] - I'm a very secretive person.
[X] - I like it when it rains.

[Pein/Pain - Nagato Score: 3]

Konan
[ ] - Most of my friends are guys.
[X] - Origami RULES!
[ ] - I know how to make atleast over 5 different origami objects.
[X] - I love flowers!
[ ] - Your closest friend is a guy.
[X] - I don't like having my photo taken.
[ ] - I don't like water. Swimming etc.

[Konan Score: 3]

Itachi Uchiha
[X] - My younger sibling/s bothers me a lot.
[X] -Many people find me attractive.
[X] - I'm quiet and very mature for my age.
[X] - I don't actually like fighting though I can fight.
[X] - I don't care what you think, Kisame is cool.
[ ] - I'm the top of my class. Intelligence.
[X] - My natural hair colour is black.

[Itachi Uchiha Score: 6 ]

Kisame Hoshigaki
[X] - Sharks are AWESOME!
[ ] - I like gore :3
[X] - I dislike my own appearance. I'm ugly!:(
[X] - Underwater in the ocean is abeautiful scenery.
[X] - Once someone gets to know me, I'm a pretty nice person.
[X] - I'm the tallest of my friends who are the same gender.
] - I like water sports.

[Kisame Hoshigaki Score: 5]

Sasori
[ ] - I look young for my age.
[ ] - Puppets are fascinating...
[ ] - I'm very impatient.
[X] - I hate that bitch, Sakura Haruno.
[X] - My Grandma annoys me.
[ ] - I'm the smallest of my friends.
[X] - Loud noises/people annoy me.

[Sasori Score: 3 ]

Deidara
[ ] - I'm an artist.
[X] - I like and appreciate art.
[ ] - My natural hair colour is blonde/dirty blonde.
] - I have blue eyes.
[X] - I'm the youngest in my group of friends.
[X] - I hate Tobi.
[X]- I have a friend who hangs around and annoys me.

[Deidara Score: 4]

Kakuzu
[X] - I'm a saver, not a spender.
] - My eyes are either green or hazel.
[ ] - I have had stitches.
[ ]- I hate Hidan. [X] - Younger people tend to tick me off. [ ] - I am the oldest in my group of friends. [ ] - My skin is dark or tanned.

[Kakuzu Score: 2 ]

Hidan
[X] - I have a cussing/swearing problem.
[ ] - I hate Kakuzu.
[X] - I hate so many people and hate them so much, that I probably have my own hit-list.
[ ] - I am religious.
[ ] - I am very strong-willed.
[ ] - I have cut myself on purpose before.
[ ] - I'm very prone to accidents.

[Hidan Score: 2]

Zetsu
[X] - I have a split personality. Two sides.
[X] - Nature is AWESOME!
[X] - I'm usually alone.
[X] - I don't mind the company of others.
[ ] - I don't have many friends.
[ ] - Tobi is not that bad.
[ ] - I WON'T eat the veggies! Meat all the way, man!

[Zetsu Score: 4 ]

Tobi
[ ] - I'm always hyperactive.
[ ] - I have a particular person who I like to pester.
[X] - People often mistake me for someone else or say I look like someone.
[X] - I LOVE the colour orange.
[ ] - I'm rarely sad and always optimistic.
[ ] - TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! :D

[Tobi Score: 2]

Orochimaru
[ ] - I'm attracted to younger people.
[X] - I have a very pale skin colour.
[ ] - Snakes are AWESOME!
[ ] - I love/like Sasuke Uchiha.
[X] - Micheal Jackson is AWESOME!
[ ] - I'm very motivated, nothing will stop me from reaching my goals.
[X] - People think I'm twisted or insane.

[Orochimaru Score: 3]

Itachi! :)

The iPod shuffle-

1) Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle

2) For each question, press the next button to get your answer

3) YOU MUST WRITE THAT NAME OF THE SONG NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT IS!

1. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

Marry The Night-Lady Gaga (So true! I'm always awake at night rather than in the day! XD)

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Falling Down-Selena Gomez (They think i'm plastic?...TT_TT)

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

Heaven-Bryan Adams (Huh? I'm not really religious but i do pray and i want to go to heaven so...)

4.WHAT IS 22?

Kimi ni Uso-Miku and Luka (Don't really know what to say)

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Guilty Beauty Love-Tamaki Suoh (WHAT?!?! I am NOT a lesbian! :P)

6. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Po Pi Po-Hatsune Miku (He's a vegetable juice? WTF? O.o)

7. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

Firework-Katy Perry (I don't really have any confidence but i want to be confident so it's perfect actually.)

8. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

Give Your Heart A Break-Demi Lovato (So...i want to be a heartbreaker? NO WAY!)

9. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Death Note-Eddie Rath (HAHAHAHAH! So i want to kill my crush? That's messed up! XD)

10. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

Check Yes Juliet-We The Kings (They want me to run away with a guy? O.O First, i'll have to find a guy to run away with.)

11.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Boulevard of broken Dreams-Green Day (O.O That'll be one hell of a emo wedding. XD)

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Sk8er Boy-Avril Lavigne (Can't this and the song for my wedding switch places?)

13. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

Everytime We Touch-Cascada (...sex?...EW! D:)

14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

Kawaii-Eddie Rath (HAHAHA! I DO THINK OF MYSELF AS CUTE! XD even if some people disagree... :P)

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

Alejandro-Lady Gaga (O.O no comment)

16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

Coconut Tree-Mohombi ft. NicoleScherzinger (I'm stuck in Hawaii...That is bad since i hate leaving the house)

17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?

The Boys Are Back-Zac Efron and Corbin Bleu (WTF? I'm killed by guys pretending to be superheroes and ninjas and etc.?)

18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?

Butterfly Fly Away-Miley Cyrus (Yeah...I'm dreading college already. TT_TT)

19.WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

He Could Be The One-Miley Cyrus as Hannah Montana (I have no idea why this would make me laugh.)

20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

I Want It All-Ashley Tisdale and Lucas Grabeel (YEAH! I WANT ALL OF THE GADGETS IN THE WORLD! include all anime as well. XD)

21. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

Dattebayo!-Eddie Rath (I think the title gives away the answer. XD)

22.WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

If We Were A Movie-Miley Cyrus ft. Corbin Bleu (Don't know. PS. I don't know why this song was in my ipod. Note to self: Delete later. :))

23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

Lovers-Naruto Opening (If what i'm thinking is correct then there should be two guys fighting over me. XD)

24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

World Is Mine-Hatsune Miku (OH YEAH! I WOULD DEFINITELY MAKE THE WORLD MINE! XD)

25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

Dance Again-JLo ft. Pitbull (Yep. I just finished dancing to Caramelldansen in my room so...XD)

26. WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

The Other Side of Me-Miley Cyrus as Hannah Montana (wut?)

When a GIRL is quiet,
Millions of things are running in her mind

When a GIRL is not arguing,
She is thinking deeply

When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of
questions,
She is wondering how long you will be
around

When a GIRL answers "i'm fine" after a
few seconds,
She is not at all fine

When a GIRL stares at you,
She is wondering why you are lying

When a GIRL lays on your chest,
She is wishing for you to be hers forever

When a GIRL calls you everyday,
She is seeking for your attention

When a GIRL sms's u everyday,
She wants you to reply at least once

When a GIRL says I love you,
She means it

When a GIRL says that she can't live
without you,
She has made up her mind that you are
her future

When a GIRL says "i miss you",
No one in this world can miss you more
than that.

Some girls are pretty,

some girls are wimpy,

some girls are girly,

and cry when they break a nail

but some girls are tough,

they are smart

and witty,

They know how to survive on their own,

some girls are independent,

and those girls are great,

not the sissy beautiful divas,

who can't take care of themselves,

its not the looks of an girl that make her admirable,

It is all about the state of mind.

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live.

If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Won't tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when you're not down anymore.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Try to half-ass comfort you when you feel down.
REAL FRIENDS: Grab you by the shoulders, shake you, and say "Bitch, snap out of it!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Always keep your stuff they borrowed in perfect condition.
REAL FRIENDS: Lose your shit and tell you, "My bad ... here's a tissue."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink because they think it's polite.
REAL FRIENDS: Raise an eyebrow and say "Bitch, I'll eat what I want" and are the reason you never have food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a very embarrassing book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Ask you what you number is.
REAL FRIENDS: Remind you what you number is when you forget.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have to be reminded not to tell.
REAL FRIENDS: Would willingly go skinny-dipping in a tank of acid before they even consider telling.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will offer to pay when you have a drink.
REAL FRIENDS: Will laugh and say "Pay my ass! You'll pay for mine, bitch!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk.
REAL FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk alone.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will apologize when you forget lunch money and say that they don't have any left.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Sucks for you" and finally cave after a few hours and then say "You owe me for this, you fatass."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will smile and say "Don't worry about me" when they forget their lunch money, even if you didn't offer to pay.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Bitch, I'm a fatass and I'm starving, now buy me some damn food."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will automatically tell you you're beautiful when you ask if something makes you look fat.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Well no shit, sherlock."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would tell you not to get a face-lift because you already look perfect.
REAL FRIENDS: Would say "Face-lift? I don't think a fork-lift would help."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Tell you your zits aren't noticeable.
REAL FRIENDS: Say "Damn, girl! That thing is HUGE!!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh with you.
REAL FRIENDS: Laugh at you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh at all your jokes.
REAL FRIENDS: Tell you your jokes suck.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Congratulate you when you get good grades.
REAL FRIENDS: Say "Jeez, you nerd. If you were in stupid classes like me, we'd see each other more."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Encourage you not to skip school.
REAL FRIENDS: Photoshop one of their old doctor's notes and use it to spring you from school.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will glare at the guy who dumps you and say "Forget him. You're too good for him."
REAL FRIENDS: Kick the guy's ass and threaten to castrate him with a spork if he comes within five miles of you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Crush on your older brother whom you absolutely despise.
REAL FRIENDS: Hate you older brother as much as you do and give him the nick-name "Faggot".

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it.

Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!

1.Itachi

2.Naruto

3.Minato

4.Hinata

5.Sasori

6.Deidara

7.Jiraiya

8.Pein

9.Obito

10.Temari

11.Shikamaru

12.Kushina

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Not really...

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

I'm not a lesbian but she is pretty cute.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Kushina got Pein pregnant? Shouldn't it be the other way around? And it would probably be incest seeing as Pein is really Nagato UZUMAKI. :)

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Well, there were fics WITH him but not about him.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Naruto and Deidara? they would look better as siblings. :)

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

sasori and obito/ sasori and temari...sasori/temari. They both come from suna and frankly, sasori/obito is just plain freaky.

7) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

Minato and temari? Minato didn't die from the sealing and lived his life with naruto and Kushina. A few years later at the chuunin exams, Naruto and temari meet and they soon begin to date. Minato then has a talk with Temari about her relation ship with naruto. :D

8) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

O.O Itachi/Pein? maybe? I've never heard of it. maybe a leader/subordinate thing? XD

9) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic

Jiraiya and Kushina, huh? That's easy. Meeting in Limbo. Jiraiya and Kushina meet again when he dies and they reminisce about everything that went wrong in their lives like leaving naruto.

10) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Yeah...no.

11) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Sadly, no. He's really cute too! Unfortunately, my otaku friends aren't big Naruto fans. :'(

12) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

Naruto...Hinata...and SASORI?!?! The first two were perfect but why Sasori? He just ruined it! D:

13) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Hmmm...temari is a really tough one. Maybe a wind jutsu?

14) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Pein by Three Days Grace...oh wait, i spelled pain wrong. Oh well. :D

15) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Itachi/Deidara/Shikamaru...All i can think of is Itachi and Shikamaru having a battle of wits while dodging bombs from Deidara so...WARNING: Extremely long fight scenes? :P

16) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Temari using a pickup line on naruto? She would probably say...something. Haha, i have no idea. XD

9 Things I hate

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too!" Hello! What good is cake if you can't eat it? Who doesn't want to have their cake and eat it? What else am I going to do with my cake?

4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who are they? Where are they? And Why??

5 When people say while watching a film "Did you see that??" No, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor. Then I miss the next scene for answering the doofus' question!

6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya?

7. When something is 'New and Improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so it couldn't be new.

8 When people say "Life is short". What?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here? Yeah the bus came but I decided to wait for you!

Which Hetalia character are you?

The Axis Powers

North Italy (Feliciano Vargas)

[ ]You were bullied a lot in your childhood.
[x]You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
[ ]You're very happy-go-lucky.
[ ]You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies.
[ ]You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up.
[ ]You're a good artist.
[x]You can be clumsy at times.
[x]You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something.
[ ]If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
[ ]You would surrender in a war situation.
(3/10)

Germany (Ludwig Beilschmidt)

[x]You're very stoic and serious.
[ ]Sausages are your favourite foods.
[ ]You like to walk your dog.
[ ]Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.
[ ]You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T.
[ ]You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules.
[ ]You work very hard.
[x]Your alone time is your 'happy time'.
[x]You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people.
[x]You've had issues with money once or twice .
(4/10)

Japan (Kiku Honda)

[x]You're very mature (I'm the youngest in my class but i'm pretty sure i'm the most mature of them all)
[x]You think everything over before saying it.
[ ]You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one.
[ ]You isolated yourself during childhood.
[ ]You became very successful in a short amount of time.
[x]You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world. (I never go out of the house unless i need to)
[x]You can seem cold/aloof to other people. (I'm pretty sure that's why my classmates hate me.)
[ ]You're good at practical tasks.
[x] You need time to adjust to new people.
(5/10)

*Smiles at result*

The Allied Forces

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

[ ]You love hamburgers.
[ ]You think you're awesome.
[ ]You love to invent things.
[x]You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films. (I'm always watching a movie at home.)
[x]You can seem to be very brash to other people. (Only when i'm sugar high XD)
[ ]You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business.
[ ]You're terrified of ghosts.
[ ]You know aliens exist.
[x]You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time. (Well, just a normal jacket :D)
[x]You wear glasses. (And it sucks since i can't see anything from over 7 yards away)
(4/10)

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

[ ]You like tea.
[ ]You were quite tough as a kid.
[x]You're very sarcastic and cynical. (I write death threats whenever i'm annoyed XD)
[ ]Your cooking is awful.
[x]You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts... (I wouldn't love anime if i didn't. :))
[x]...But you refuse to believe in aliens. (If aliens existed and people saw it, then why aren't people showing more proof?)
[ ]You have tried doing black magic before.
[ ]You get drunk quite easily.
[ ]When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy.
[ ]You're good at embroidery.
(3/10)

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

[x]You're very affectionate. (Only if you don't annoy me)
[x]You think you have a great fashion sense.
[ ]You like wine.
[ ]You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears.
[ ]You love red roses.
[ ]When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women.
[ ]You're very proud of yourself.
[x]You love culture and the arts.
[ ]You're very flamboyant.
[ ]You say you're a gourmet .
(3/10)

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

[ ]You had a very sad childhood.
[ ]You're very tall.
[x]You have a tendency to switch between personalities. (Seriously, one minute i'm hyper then the next i'm more mature than the teacher. XD)
[ ]You wear a scarf all the time.
[ ]You love sunflowers.
[ ]You love vodka.
[x]You can seem intimidating to other people.
[x]You're very strong.
[ ]You have a big nose.
[x]You have a strange laugh that can scare people. (It kinda sounds like a crazy baby... XD)
(4/10)

China (Wang Yao)

[x]You're very mature. (VERY)
[ ]You're very superstitious.
[ ]You're very religious.
[x]You love pandas. (*Reminded of L from Death Note* Soo cute!)
[ ]You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes.
[ ]You love Hello Kitty.
[x]You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously. (Most definitely.)
[ ]You work hard.
[x]You're good at drawing. (When i want to. If your force me, it'll come out crappier than shit.)
[x]You like sweets .
(6/10)

China? WHAT?! But, i'v been scared of the chinese ever since my trip to Hong Kong! *Shudder*

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

[x]You are very well-raised. (My grandpa spoils me too much but i still managed to come out okay)
[x]You're polite.
[x]You love classical music. (I'm learning on how to play the piano, actually. :D)
[x]You like cake. (Only chocolate cake. I hate any other flavor)
[ ]You have a mole on your face.
[x]You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away. (*Looks at huge list of Anime and Movie downloads*)
[ ]You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument.
[ ]You've composed music before.
[x]You tend to call people 'morons'. (The guys in my class hate me for this. XD)
[x]You wear glasses .
(7/10)

Canada (Matthew Williams)

[ ]You're often ignored by people. (I wish...)
[ ]You look younger than you actually are.
[ ]You love hockey.
[ ]You love polar bears.
[ ]You hate fighting.
[ ]You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy.
[x]You often get mistaken for someone else.
[x]You feel under-appreciated.
[x]You're bilingual. (English, Filipino, Japanese(lil' only))
[ ]You always carry a bear with you.
(3/10)

Cuba

[ ]You smoke.
[ ]You're very physically strong.
[ ]You've won a lot of fist-fights.
[ ]In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
[x]You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics. (like my hatred for a certain duck-butt haired bastard in Naruto)
[ ]You like hot weather.
[x]You can be very friendly from time to time. (As long as you don't pester me, we're good.)
[x]You look very tough on the outside. (some of my friends say so.)
[x]You make a very nice role-model. (I'd like to think so)
[ ]You don't let people get a word in edgeways.
(4/10)

Hungary (Elizaveta Hédeváry)

[x]You have a potty-mouth. (When i'm alone or with my internet friends.)
[ ]You like to wear flowers in your hair.
[ ]You used to be a very tough kid.
[ ]You're very reliable.
[x]It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy. (Haha, my classmates can vouch for that.)
[ ]You're very faithful.
[x]Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike. (I've been told that i always speak rudely. I can't help it though.)
[ ]You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.
[x]You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next. (this describes me PERFECTLY!XD)
[x]If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it. (Hehehehe. *blush*)
(5/10)

Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)

[ ]You're very loyal.
[ ]You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together.
[x]You're very serious. (Yeppers!)
[x]You have a lot of patience. (I have to if i want to survive my nagging family and the annoying school)
[ ]You think too much about philosophical stuff.
[ ]You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc...
[x]You're not very confident. (Abandoment issues...)
[ ]You were quite rebellious as a child.
[x]People tend to walk all over you. (One of the reasons why i hate humanity)
[x]You're a born worrier. (Don't know why. I'm always paranoid.)
(5/10)

Poland (Feliks Lucasiewocz)

[ ]You're very flamboyant.
[x]You're quite hyperactive. (When i'm bored of being serious)
[x]You can be quite goofy. ()
[ ]When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix.
[x]You're very wary of strangers.
[x]It takes you ages to come out of your shell. (It took me 3 years before i decided to look for friends in grade school)
[x]However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty. (SO true!)
[ ]You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions.
[ ]You love pansies and corn-poppies.
[ ]You get up to lots of crazy antics .
(5/10)

Prussia (Gilbert Beillschmidt)

[ ]You're quite mean-spirited.
[ ]You're a bit of a hooligan.
[ ]You're very loyal.
[ ]You're very good at tactics.
[ ]You hate Russia.
[ ]You love to fight people.
[x]You can avoid marriages quite well.
[x]You're not always taken seriously.
[ ]You like drinking.
[x]You want to become stronger.
(3/10)

Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo)

[ ]You are clueless about things around you.
[ ]You favor the taste of fresh tomatoes.
[ ]You're very responsible.
[x]You tend to dramatize over things a lot. (Like i said, i'm paranoid)
[ ]You love churros.
[x]You help people in crisis. (I try my best to give advice and so far, none have failed. )
[x]You are quite random. (My bi-polarness makes this true)
[ ]Somehow, you like bananas.
[x]You often offer food to people.
[ ]You have a sort of unhealthy obsession over a couple of brothers.
(4/10)

South Italy (Lovino Vargas)

[x]You tend to overreact a lot.
[ ]You like to order people around.
[x]You're a scaredy-cat.
[x]You curse a lot. (When nobody's around)
[ ]You go drama depressed when people ignore you.
[ ]You tend to blush easily.
[x]You are lazy like hell. (I spend at least 8 hours on my bed without getting up when there isn't any school. XD)
[ ]You love tomatoes a lot.
[x]You fix yourself on stupid matters.
[ ]You get defensive at the slightest comment.
(5/10)

Austria? I don't even know where Austria IS! XD

Well, that's it. I'm going to bed. Oyasumi! :D

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