Howdy y'all! Sup guys? What's going on? Hi! How you doin'!? ... But most of all. Welcome. To the United States of Alfred. For those of you Hetalia fans among readers, I expect you know who Alfred F. Jones is. But some of you may not. That's fine. Alfred, is America. And this profile, though obviously somewhat like Hetalia, is all about the STATES! They can never get enough attention. So you are all welcome to PM questions, compliments, and even a bit of constructive criticism. Don't starve our states of attention. PLZ? Thus far we have these states.

Pennsylvania- Lily

New York- Riley

Connecticut- Ivy

California- Lucas

N. Dakota- Dakota

S. Dakota- Koda

N. Carolina- Dana

S. Carolina- Carol

Texas- Tex

Rhode Island- Sorelle

Washington- Dusty

Hawaii- Lea

Montana- Lolly

Idaho- Lanny

Maine- Sophia

Tennesee- Rose

Ohio- Selene

Michigan- UP- Luna- LP- Amber

Now. You must understand. You need to learn about the states ON YOUR OWN. We won't tell their personality, just like we won't tell you their exact intimacy with our beloved idiot*ahem* I mean Hero, Alfred. You need to figure it out. We would, however, be glad to help you understand if you are unsure. (PLEASE NOTE: we are NOT geniuses. At least not all of us. We are bound to make mistakes and when we do, we politely ask that you leave a kindly worded PM on whatever it is we've made a mistake on. We will look into it and get back to you. If you help us make this as factual and fun as possible, we'll love you forever.) We are still in the process of coming up with states. This may take a bit of time, but until we are finished we will keep you posted with our newest additions. Most of the states will likely end up being girls. As far as I know we believe it is only fair in a world mainly dominated by male countries. U.U However there will be, and already are, male states. (Gentlemen, no need to be offended) This concept was inspired by the IamMatthewian project. They personified the providences and territories of Canada, and create comics and dub the comics on YouTube. Their entire group has made me so entertained. Oh, before I go... I should mention myself. I am 6. Surely you will meet our other posting people. (others working with me on this project) So they may introduce themselves. With peace, love, and the American Flag, from all of us under the Untited States of Alfred. Inc. (hopefully we will update our states quickly. Until we have established all of our states it may be a while before we crank out the actual story part of all this. Please, please, PLEASE just bear with us as this is all very hectic at the moment. Thank you. w)

*Sigh* =.= for anyone who may have read NY's post... We formally apologize. It has been removed. We are having a serious discussion with her. PA will take it from here... What!?! *PA* *very nervous* u-um... Hi. ... I have a moose named Matthew. He eats maple syrup. TT (*no!! Mattew is not a representation of Canada. You'll figure it out!!) ... Hey. What's up? CA Oh Lucas... Stop showing off. RI ... *mustache* TX Heh. Mustache. =w= Many (Texas' MUSTACHE is a bit if a joke behind the scenes. Most states were created with collaboration among amazing people. The real life Texas... He has a bit of mustache and... It's just entertaining. UwU) PEACE, LOVE, AND THE AMERICAN FLAG!!!!!!!