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I am a married, living in the US. I am obssessed with fanfiction of all types, but mostly, Harry Potter, Star Gate, Buffy, Star Wars, and The Sentinel.


I am Not gay, but I have friends who are, thus to me, this is important.

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage


May No Soldier Go Unloved

May No Soldier Walk Alone

May No Soldier Be Forgotten

'Til they All Come Home.

A Veteran, whether active duty, discharged, retired, or reserve, is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to "The United States of America" for the amount of 'up to, and including his life'.

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Gypsy Caravan by WitchdragonGC reviews
5-year-old Harry Potter overhears his aunt complaining to his uncle about the "freaks" camping nearby. Maybe if they are the same type of "freak" he is they will want him? This story is complete, I plan on updating at least twice a week.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 84 - Words: 233,732 - Reviews: 1500 - Favs: 5,414 - Follows: 1,970 - Updated: 3/4/2015 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Reunion by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,134 - Reviews: 1883 - Favs: 5,966 - Follows: 3,921 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
Heir of the Archangel by Vampire Midnighter 1339 reviews
Harry Potter's parents were no normal witch and wizard. Lilly's birth mother was an angel. An Archangel. James wasn't James when Harry was concieved. When Harry was eight, he found his real family, the family of his 'other' father. Now, with the help of his older half brothers, Harry Potter-Winchester must help avert a crisis that will make the apocalypse seem like a temper tantrum
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,852 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Rocking the Boat by DerLaCroix reviews
Harry is left with the Dursleys just after his godfather had died. One thing leads to the other and Harry is fed up with being a puppet. He breaks free and finds help. And boy, does he start rocking the boat.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 245,784 - Reviews: 3576 - Favs: 8,727 - Follows: 6,129 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Alea Iacta Est by EllaEleniel reviews
When a bout of erratic magic delivers Harry into his professor's hands, the pair make a shocking discovery that forces Harry to face his toughest battle yet. Now, with Snape by his side Harry must fight to survive against a foe more deadly than Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 183,340 - Reviews: 2440 - Favs: 1,655 - Follows: 1,886 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Vindiciae Nuptia by marksmom reviews
AR-After destroying Voldemort, Harry discovers a plot to keep him under the control of the Ministry. What can be done and how can Bill Weasley help? Rated M for slash, language, mpreg.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,580 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 2,544 - Follows: 1,022 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Harry P., Bill W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Cursed Summer by Mountain907 reviews
After being cruelly abandoned by the Dursley's, Harry meets Bill and joins him on a Cursebreaking Adventure. Bill mentors Harry fic no slash. First FF Starts off a bit dark but lightens up quickly. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 79,456 - Reviews: 2042 - Favs: 6,455 - Follows: 3,266 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Harry P., Bill W. - Complete
Can't Have It Both Ways by RobSt reviews
If you are forced to participate in a competition that's reserved for adults only, doesn't that mean you should be considered an adult? Harry gets some much needed help and advice before having some fun by allowing his marauder heritage out to play. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 106,352 - Reviews: 3096 - Favs: 11,160 - Follows: 4,520 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Expelled by broomstick flyer reviews
I had an idea to take Harry into a new future, one I hadnt tried before, anyway this story is how after a rather traumatic event in his young life he got to be more than just a wizard. H/Hr again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,596 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 1,461 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Accidental Hero (aka, The Absentminded Ravenclaw) by Nia River reviews
ABANDONED. Freaky connections aside, does anyone else think it strange that Harry survived a Killing Curse with little more damage than a scar? Well, what if he hadn't come through so unscathed? And what if the other damage was more mental than physical?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,341 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 2,012 - Follows: 2,029 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008 - [Harry P., Luna L.]
Blood's Sacrifice by ShadeDancer reviews
Sequel to Heir of Blood. Third year with old friends, new friends, new dangers, and befallen tragedy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 51,162 - Reviews: 1033 - Favs: 1,751 - Follows: 1,041 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Radix Acclaro by Random Dispatcher reviews
Harry and Hermione get lost in the Dark Forest. What happens when a botched rescue attempt and a miscast spell awaken something ancient inside of them? LVHPLM SSHGDM COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,132 - Reviews: 1202 - Favs: 4,357 - Follows: 1,426 - Updated: 3/19/2007 - Published: 7/11/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Harry Potter and the Manipulator of Destiny by Wheezy1 reviews
Post OotP. Harry finds that Dumbledore has been less than honest or helpful with him, takes control of his own life and finds the training he needs from others. HHr, NL, no slash. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 175,185 - Reviews: 5711 - Favs: 10,099 - Follows: 3,401 - Updated: 4/14/2006 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry's Savior by shadowsylvia reviews
Harry is offered a way out of the Dursleys and a specialized education to be an Auror. The only catch...Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 48 - Words: 174,082 - Reviews: 1448 - Favs: 1,521 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 1/24/2006 - Published: 12/17/2003 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Blood Prince by ShadeDancer reviews
The Dursley's did what they always wanted to and got rid of Harry, but someone else found the boywholived and took him to raise as their own, Mafia King Manuel Darkov. Dumbledore won't be expecting this Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 74,457 - Reviews: 1025 - Favs: 4,276 - Follows: 1,375 - Updated: 12/22/2004 - Published: 11/16/2004 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete