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E. Frey is a shlemiel who is always at risk of shlimazling himself out of existence. He likes cats, Thomas Pynchon, and Chinese pronographic cartoons.

Okay, there is a little bit more to me than that. This is honestly something like the 3rd or 4th time I've made a fanfiction.net profile, mostly because I'm trying to distance myself from my earlier creations (you know how it is). Also, my writing style has changed since I last wrote: whereas my earlier works were in a pale mockery of the style of Douglas Adams, I have gone on to develop my own style, but with noticeable influences still which I aim to steadily make less noticeable.

As probably noticed by something, at the time of this writing there are no stories I have written. I'm thinking of writing something either Fire Emblem or Madoka Magica related, but I got a lot more ideas than that. Let's see where it goes from here.

A note on my attitude towards shipping: I don't usually indulge in it unless blatantly supported by canon (things such as Okabe/Kirisu from Steins;Gate, for example), or when a series allows more a multitude of ships that allow me to indulge in it without getting too serious about it (for instance, every Touhou Project ship and most Fire Emblem ships). Thus, when a ship is hugely ambiguous (like for instance Nadie/Ellis from El Cazador de la Bruja or Madoka/Homura from Madoka Magica) I reflect said ambiguous nature in the stories I write unless the intent is humor (for I believe in the principle that everything is allowed in humor). I object also to shipping individuals that in canon hate each others' guts (as kinky as it may be to put them together).

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