Hi this is 9 Acro 9 Welcome to my profile ( that must have really sounded cliche)

Things you should Know about me:

Real Name: Patrick (call me Chris) Call me Patrick Star and I WILL hurt You

Fav Colors: Blue,Black and Dark Green

Personality: Completley and utterly Lazy

Things I say a lot: what,crap,noooo,DON'T LOOK AT ME...please look at me I need the attention,please Don't piss me off I'm running out of places To hide the bodies

Talent: I can do backflips,handstands I can also Juggle with up to 5 balls I can ride a unicycle Tightrope walk and do the trapeeze

I know I kind of Gave it away right now but my family lives in the circus i'm an Acrobat Hence my screen name, 9 is just my lucky number.

Gender: Male

Location: Circus Big top Somewhere in America (North America to be exact)

Age:17

Hair: Chesnut Brown and long with my bangs covering my right eye

Eyes:Green

Favorite Movies: RENT, The Breakfast Club,Detroit rock city,Spirited Away(pretty much all of the Studio Ghibli movies) Stay Tuned,10 things I hate about you.

Hobbies:Reading,playing video games,watching T.V,Cooking

Favorite Book: Flowers for Algernon

my 4 favorite quotes:

#4(from Psychonauts)

Raz: Thank you You really aren't as hideous as everyone says

Lungfish: You may now call me by my true name Razputin

Raz:And what is that noble lake creature

Lungfish: Linda

Raz: What an enchanting lady

#3(from RENT )

Maureen: I feel like I've been tied to the hood of a yellow rentaltruck basted and then put in an inferno and then pushed off a cliff by a suicidal Mickey Mouse

#2(from RENT This one is long)

Maureen: Ever since the cat took up the fiddle that cows been JumpyThe dish and the spoon were evicted from the table and eloped Of course who'd want to leave cyber land anyway walls aint so bad the dish and the spoon came knocking on my dog house door and I say not in my back yard utencils Go back to china(as in plates)Elsie whispered to me the only way out is up and the only thing to do is jump over the moon

#1(from 10 things I hate about you) P.S Heaven I'm sorry for using Paranoid Sally with out your permisson

I hate the way you talk to me and the way you cut your hair

I hate the way you drive my car

I hate it when you stare

I hate your big dumb combat boots and the way you read my mind

I hate you so much it makes me sick it even makes me rhyme

I hate the way your always right

I hate it when you lie

I hate when you make me laugh even worse when you make me cry

I hate it when your not around

and the fact you didn't call

But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you

Not even close

Not even a little bit

Not at all

Manga/Anime I like: Yu Yu Hakusho,Naruto, Shaman king,Bleach,Case Closed,Eyeshield 21,Dragonball,Shin Chan, One Piece(I know all the words to the prologue and openinig theme I can even lip synch with them)

Muses: Kon,Paranoid Sally,Gaz,Gir and the zombie cheerleading squad

Kon: Oh sure NOW you introduce me

Patrick:Oh, I'm sorry after all this is your acount...oh wait... IT'S NOT!!!!

Kon: Loser!!

Patrick: DROP DEAD!!! you freaking Jackass!!

Kon: Fine I see how it is hmph

Patrick: Moving on

Things I like: Invader Zim,BLACK SABBATH,manga/anime,and yes im a gamer,X-Play, Chuck Norris,The Wii, Wii,Wii,Wiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Favorite bands: BLACK SABBATH,The Ramones,David bowie,Jimmy Eat world,nirvana, The Rolling Stones,Operatic,3 inches of blood,Steriogram,Greenday oh and the Suicide Machines

Top 12 favorite games:

12: Pokemon red version(That game is the only reason I learned to read)

11: 007 Golden Eye 64

10: Final Fantasy X

9: Super Smash Bros 64

8:Starfox 64

7:Final Fantasy III

6:Tekken 5

5: Soulcalibur 3

4:Snowboard kids

3:Elite Beat Agents

2:Psychonauts

1:Kingdom Hearts 2

Kon:BORING

Patrick: who asked You?

Kon: I'm just saying what everyones Thinking

Patrick: Who Is Everyone?

Kon: Me, Paranoid Sally, the Zombie cheerleaders and Gaz, Even Gir Agrees

Gir: I'm watchin the scary monkey show!! MONKEYS!!

Patrick:...You Don't agree with Kon do you Gaz?

Gaz: I'm on the 9th level break my focus and I WILL kil you

Patrick:...okay well what about you Zombie Cheerleaders?

Zombie Cheerleaders: You look hungry we are too, Youve Got brainsYes you do, Youve got brains so we'l eat you BRAAAAIIINS... GO TEAM!!

Patrick: Team? WHAT TEAM, Don't tell me I don't want to know.Sally your my wife your supposed to agree with me

Sally: No I don't

Patrick:Well If you read beetween the lines..

Gaz:YOU JUST BROKE MY FOCUS!!!

(darkness spills over Gaz)

Patrick:I think I need to Go...NOW!!!

Avatars in unison:US TOO!!

Gaz: Die DIE!!!

(Gaz picks up baseball bat)

Patrick:Why did I make her my muse?

Kon:I don't know just RUN!!!

Things I hate:

Clay Aiken, Why won't he die

Dick Clark: He's a freaking mummy I swear backstage he probably boils an elixer that lets him live for ANOTHER 1000 years

Bob Barker: He died back in 82 now when they do a price is right episode theres a guy on the catwalks pulling strings to make him move

Kat Zane: 1 Word...HOR!!! ( if you look it up hor in the dictionary youl see her picture)

Jerry Seinfield: Have you ever noticed... THE GUYS A NO TALENT HACK

That douchebag at Cinnabon: If you roll your eyes when ask for dipping sauce one more time and I'll knock your lights out

Tard in the stands who throws peanuts during shows: Why cheer when you can throw things that hurt and distract the performers Great idea,Where'd you get your degree In N Out university

Hillary Duff: would it kill you to eat more than half a Tic Tac same goes for you Nicole Richie

Kidz Bop: I'm working on a theory that Satan created Kidz Bop It would explain how they get their funding and why you he talks when you play it backwords

Kidz Bop Knock offs:( YesYouth Bop this means you) Copying mankinds worst creation GREAT buisness decision

Charolletes Web: Why won't someone squash that whiney little spider

It's a wounderful life: You know why there isn't a sequel it's because the guy jumped off a bridge an hour after coming back only this time he took that whiney angel with him

Kon:...

Patrick: What now?Are you going to say I suck?

Kon:No that was actualy pretty good

Patrick:WOW! That was like the Hayley's comet of complements,Only here once every 75 years then It's gone

Sally: Shhh Amy just fell asleep

Patrick: Amy?

Sally: Yes Amy don't you know your daughters name?

Patrick: ..DAUGHTER!?

Sally: shhhh

Patrick: Okay..This too wierd even for me