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My name is Kathryn Essex I am 15 and in love with all things magical and deductional (if that's even a word) also anything Starkid

Appearence:

Very short brown wavy/curly hair quite tall green eyes

Gender:

Female

Tv Shows:

Sherlock, Merlin, Mighty Boosh, Horrible Histories, Robin Hood BBC, Wild at Heart, Doctor Who, Torchwood

Books:

Harry Potter, Lord Of The Rings, Darren Shan Books, Jane Austen books

Films:

Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Musicals, Period Dramas aka Mansfield Park (with Billie Piper), Disney Films

Actors:

Tom Felton, Ellijah Wood, Benedict Cumberbatch, Dan Stevens, Nathan Sykes, Tom Hiddleston, Rob James-Collier

Songs:

Changes by David Bowie, Disney songs, Horrible Histories Songs

Word:

Stupendous

Hogwarts House:

Slytherin

Blood Status:

Pure-Blood

Why do you like Harry Potter?

Because its totally awesome

Favourite character:

Easy Draco, Luna, Oliver, Remus and Sirius

Books in order:

1.Half Blood Prince

2. Deathly Hallows

3.Prisoner of Azcaban

4. Order Of The Phoenix

5. Chamber of Secret

6. Philosophers Stone

7. Goblet of Fire

Best from Trio:

Ron

Kreacher, Dobby or Winky:

Dobby

Favourite Weasley:

Fred or George can't choose between them

Least Favourite Weasley:

Ginny

Favourite Weasley in Law:

Fleur because of her amazing name

Diagon alley shop:

Florean Fortescue's Ice Cream Palour (ICE CREAM)

Favourite Magical Sweet:

Sherbet Lemons

Hermione or Ginny:

Hermione

Bill or Charlie:

Charlie

Harry or Ron:

No question Ron

Leaky Couldron or Three Broomsticks:

Three Broomsticks

James or Lily Potter:

Lily Potter

Sirius or Lupin

Cant choose so going I choose both

Dumbledore or Snape:

Oohh tough choice think I'll go for Snape

Favourite Starkid Production:

A Very Potter Sequel

Joe better as Umbridge or Voldermort

Umbridge

Better as Harry Potter or Blaine

Hmmm I think Harry Potter maybe

Whos funnier Joe or Brian

Cant choose they are bothfunny in different ways

Bonnie or Lauren

Easily Lauren so much better

Tom Felton as Draco or Lauren Lopez

Cant choose Tom Felton (YUMYUM) or Lauren Lopez funniest person in it

Favourite Quotes:

"Hear me smash" Umbridge AVPS

"I Get these pains in my chest and I know it's her fault that bitch" Ron AVPM

"(sarcastically) Thanks Hermione" AVPM AND AVPS Ron and Harry

"If I do catch you with any boys or alcohol I'll rip your perky little boobs off" AVPS Umbridge

"You think killing people will make them like you but it doesn't it just makes them dead" Voldermort AVPM

"What the devil is going on her" Snape AVPM AND AVPS

"Probably the work of that infamous Hogwarts Jaguar" Lupin AVPS

"HOW DAAARRE YOU" Lucius AVPS

"Oh my god Umbridge stop texting me" Lucius AVPS

"One time a dementia kissed her and IT DIED" Seamus AVPS

"Yes I can sing...Starship" Lupin live at Comic Con

LONGBOTTOM "F-F-Flowers F-F-For you" UMBRIGDE " F-F-Flowers F-F-For Me" AVPS

SNAPE "Hey Lupin you wanna go and look at full moon with me HaHaHa Zombie" LUPIN "Snape ugh Harry I've got to go just don't go in the shrieking shack I'm a werewolf in there" HARRY " Wait What" AVPS

SEAMUS "He bites the Kids head off then two days later HE DIES" AVPS

SEAMUS "I heard that Oliver Wood lost a quaffel in there once AND HE NEVER CAME OUT" AVPS

HARRY AND RON " Erm Hermidon, Herman, Hermoungledounglebongal" AVPS

UMBRIGDE "No boys unless there cute no alcohol unless There's plenty to goaround and no parties unless Umbridge is invited" AVPS