"What's so great about America?" "Liberty, the Pursuit of Happiness, Super-sized meals, I don't know Simon." "Then why can't we just go home?" "Because we can't, now would you please stop whining?"

Simon Snow and Baz Grimm-Pitch couldn't be happier. They're not technically married (but they might as well be) and they live together in London, enjoying life and each other. The only thing that would make their situation better is a baby. But where are they going to get one of those? SnowBaz

What happens when Simon Snow slips Baz Grim-Pitch a truth potion? Well, Simon Snow is about to Simon Know! (SnowBaz OF COURSE)

Baz should have figured that this is how his parents would officially find out he was dating Simon Snow. Even without magic, Simon still manages to go off on his life like an H-bomb. And Mordelia really needs to learn to knock. SnowBaz

Simon's magick has always been unpredictable, but this night he feels like it's burning him alive from the inside out. And Baz, his sworn enemy and vampire roommate, is the only one cold enough, undead enough, to stop the fire.